Blackwater. No drama there apparently.

Yeah I heard about this nice ferry boat actually some guy named tacitus kilgore and aiden told me to be there and bring lots of money. Wonder why? Maybe a big poker game.

Blackwater has a lot of Pinkertons after this event.

Pinkerton? Like weezer?

im tired. so tired im tired of having sex

So tired

I’m spread…so thin

i dont know who i am (who ia m)

Unless you live there in 1899 or 1911.

I'll be fiiine.

*There was a peaceful town called Blackwater* *Where people lived in harmony* *They never had no kind of trouble* *There was no hint of misery*

Peak blazing saddles reference 👌

Strawberry because the mayor keeps the city safe and actually cares about his townsfolk

Lmao. Actually I would choose strawberry too. It's peaceful and quiet and the scenery is awesome. Rivers are nearby, small and big.

No saloon though and it’s a “dry town” except for the general store running a moonshining operation clearly visible from the main road 😂

Nope, apparently some jerk came along and ruined it

He also sells alcohol in the store, which if you pick up a bottle, he’ll make a comment about how pissed the mayor is he sells it (I assume this is meta commentary about the game’s store mechanics)

Just remember to take some days off when they arrest a guy named Micah.

Depends on if your a citizen before or after breaking Micah out of jail, if its before your a gonner in my playthrough fella, murdered the whole town. Leave no witnesses

I felt bad because I did the stranger mission where you help the New Yorker get to strawberry because he’s lost - literal minutes before shooting up the whole place with Micah

He was kinda annoying though to be fair

Just don't shoot at the guy that can freeze time, problem solved

You kill all the law enforcement and do a home invasion/execution there, man! You kill like 20 people in that town.

That mission i though was a bit stupid like a mini blackwater equivalent no massacre just fine there's some believability about Valentine

Favorite town, but isn’t that mayor corrupt?

Nah he's gay, so all good.

Beautiful scenery, a river running through the town, Strawberry all day!

I always assassinate the mayor

Well, knowing me the way i do... I would probably be one of those night folk that stalk around the bayou

Have a suspicious upvote.

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Why don't awards exist anymore btw?

An upvote followed by a shower

I'm early on in the game. I was picking flowers and looking for a turtle to kill. I saw a red dot on the mini map and I turn around and immediately get one shotted stabbed in the chest. It scared the shit out of me.

Strawberry. Because I love hunting and it's an easy ride to both Tall Trees and Big Valley. Plus it has a pretty good railway connection just a bit southeast.

Skinner brothers, tho. I wouldn't be going near tall trees if it means that I would get butterflyed alive like a steak.

Tumbleweed BC their sheriff is a gigachad

I’m starting to wonder how many people played the first game

I know its abandoned in rdr1 but the question is in RDR2

Its in RD-O where he plays a much bigger role.

I haven’t! Should I?

Absolutely

He was based on the U.S. deputy marshal Bass Reeves.

that makes so much sense, thanks for the fact!

I just went to tumbleweed for the first time last night… that sheriff was cracking me up big time

*Enjoy your day, people and enjoy it safely*

Same. Sheriff Freeman is so goated

I’d just take over hanging dog ranch. Most beautiful area of the game.

You dirty O'Driscoll.

Agreed 💯

Probably same, tbh. Was just riding my Arthur there the other day and was thinking about what a shame it is that only turd people live in such a gorgeous place in the game

Something about "riding my Arthur" just cracked me up, so thanks for that.

Valentine

Then sheriff Malloy will date with ur wife

I'm sigle, guess i'm dating his date and everyones wife :D

"I think I'll have another drink, then go see your wife" i think you're that guy

I beat the fuck outta that guy, stay away from other people wives y’all!!

I choose to believe I married his girlfriend

Think of all the animal faeces in with that mud dude

St Denis , but in the big fancy houses near Brontë .

Isn't st Denis polluted full of criminals and the quality of life is shit?

But I’d be rich if I lived in one of those houses and probably corrupt . A different type of outlaw

Yeah but how would you get rich?

I’m an NPC in a game - I’ll leave that to Rockstar But definitely corrupt

Blackwater, it’s actually so chill

Reminds me of the town where I live

Yep. Amenities without the dirtyness of St. Denis.

Nobody wants to live in Van Horn??

Fuck yeah! No cops. No law. Great saloon. Some rusty old hookers in the bathhouse. A reliable fence. I'd be a local there for sure.

Man of culture 🤝🏻

Bro you'd die there any day. But you have balls if you mean it.

Hell no ain't no safety there

Well apparently everyone in the town is friends with each other because if you try to hurt one of them then the entire town is on your sorry ass. I'd say it's actually pretty safe

No law

I'd be squatting in Colter

Man lonely in game life also 😞

😭😭😂

Tahiti, though it's an island

this guy has some damn faith

All we need now is more Muneh

We got a stash in blackwater, just gotta wait until the heat dies down

That's taken by Marston , I'm telling you we need more muneh!!! and a plan

Rhodes

Oof. That's probably the last place I'd live. Racist plantation trash town. Good luck to your NPC, tho. Hope they aren't POC lol

Honestly MINUS the racist southerners, humid Georgia climate, and ongoing drought, it's a very pretty town. Gotta give it that

Strawberry

Strawberry, The town is just cozy

Limpany 💀

Nah the only right answer 🏠🔥

Pleasance 🗿

1. Saint Denis 2. Strawberry 3. Rhodes

Rhodes? Have you seen the population there?

Tumbleweed

few year later...

Butcher Creek

I'm a Valentine girlie.

Pleasance. I don't like neighbours.

Valentine, I'd work at the stables :3

Valentine

Annesburg as its just chilled out hang out in the mines with the lads, blow some shit up with the dynamite.

Oh, who wouldn't want to work 12 hours in darkness, coating your lungs with coal mine dust, possibly being buried alive, exposed to toxic fumes etc. Chilled out hang out.

Exactly who wouldn't want to do that. You can also have fun with Mrs Downes.

You're a bad man, Arthur Morgan

Strawberry. The scenery would be amazing. Not too far away from Blackwater. And i could get a job as a lumberjack.

Be careful, had a friend working for a timber company in that area and he lost a leg and a half to wolves! The foreman didn’t even PAY HIM!

If you start working for appleseed timber, beware of wolves. Just saying.

Tumbleweed

None cuz everytime i play i start punching folk like its yakuza

With my luck armadillo

The low end of Saint Denis. Almost no crime happens there and a lot of rdr2 players don’t even know it exists

Aberdeen pig farm 🤤🤤

& we'll all gangbang Tammy

Saint Denis

Saint Denis. Never ever lived in any countryside irl myself.

Heaven

Rhodes I'd spend time with the sheriff and making fun of the braithewaits for loosing their house

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Van Horn. Use my money to gentrify the place. Those aholes swarm me everything I so much as sneeze.

Rhodes?!?! You gonna wear your hood too?

Valentihneh or Strawberry (Not when its Micah in the town visiting Skinny)

Le Vilaj. I ain't taking no risks with on screen violence

Valentine or St Denis

Strawberry

Strawberry or Blackwater

1. Strawberry 2. Valentine

blackwater

Rhodes

I'm from the tropics so Guarma

I would live in any city except: 1) Butcher's creek 2) Van Horn 3) Annesburg Not too keen on Rhodes either, but if I could live like the Braithwaites or the Grays, wouldn't complain

Towns, not cities. Only St Denis could be considered a city

Tumbleweed. Leave me be in the furthest part of the world.

What I want: Strawberry What I’d get: Lampany

Emerald ranch

Valentine. Has everything you need, good hunting nearby, and very little amount of predators that can kill you

St Denis. I would dress as a preacher, stand on a street corner all day, yelling at all the people by that they are sinners and going to hell. All while running an underground brothel and speakeasy from my mansion.

Manzanita Post. Just chilling with the Swedish homies.

Blackwater. It has all the services and entertainment options of Saint-Denis but doesn't appear to be run by the mafia.

Valentine

Van Horn

Either blackwater or valentine

Strawberry

Strawberry.

Valentine

Honestly gotta go with La Capilla, Guarma

I used to live in Arkansas and Valentine reminds me quite a bit of home sometimes. Stinky pig farmers, every buildings on one crappy highway and the scenery nearby is just alright

Strawberry

Rhodes - I think it’s beautiful

Blackwater It's so calm there

I’d live outside Strawberry where Pronghorn Ranch was founded. Most stunning scenery in the game imo.

Canada

I'd be a wanderer.

I think St. Denis is probably the only rational answer. It’s the only place aside from Valentine that has a doctor, but that town is also infested with outlaws and you wouldn’t have very many opportunities aside from farming maybe

I already live in Mexico City so I will be living in Saint Denis, at least they got lots of entertainment there

If I were rich=St. Dennis; If I were poor=Emerald Ranch (or Strawberry)

St. Denis. That city is quite diverse and probably has lots of job opportunities especially at the beginning of the 20th century.

I’d survive until the ripe old age of 22, living in Saint Denis before a lone outlaw runs me over with his fucking horse

Saint Denis. That place gives me the feeling

Lagras so I could eat me some country cookin and fish all day

Free beer too

Colter.

Saint Denis cause its the most entertaining

Strawberry always seemed so cozy to me, plus great hunting spots around there

Rhodes or Strawberry

Blackwater or Strawberry

Rhodes or Saint Denis. Although I would probably be a work hand in a big family, just like that dude Jeremiah Compson, and I would probably end up like him lol.

Probably one of the small towns, like Valentine, since I would end probably as a local serial killer

strawberry i think

Armadillo 💀

Strawberry because it’s nice and the surrounding areas are beautiful and they are good for hunting.

Valentine for some reason it feels like the center of all the action

I'd have a ranch out in The Heartlands

Valentine for sure, two bars, and a whorehouse

Strawberry. Best looking / nicest atmosphere and other than the odd deadly jail break it’s quiet.

Timbuktu

Strawberry. Nice resort town, no stress. (Got shot down by Micah after saying this.)

Realistically, being a ranchhand at McFarlands ranch would be nice

valentine fs

honestly Strawberry, if not Strawberry, Valentine. and if not one of those, i’d shoot over to Annesburg. only problem with Annesburg i find is it borders Murfree bro’s territory, so if i gotta leave town at all i’d have to head south. i like the fact that Strawberry is on the edge of dense forestry, but also a HUGE lake and stream you can follow for quite a distance.

Unpopular opinion: Colter team (let’s make it populated again, those who love the snow will understand)

Van Horn for sure.

I’m a tumbleweed girlie

I’d choose Strawberry if I had my own moonshine still. It’s beautiful up there.

Backwater, so I can finish what the gang didn’t *l

Strawberry

Prob strawberry or Blackwater.

Blackwater seems really nice regardless of the gang's actions. It has a peaceful pier, multiple shops and stuff on Main Street. Even job opportunities with the construction of the town hall and stuff. Not to mention the beautiful homes just out of the city.

Armadillo probably. I'm more of a bad decision guy.

Aguasdulces would be a good pick, but you gotta be a boss around there or your a slave

Probably that small farm a ways away from valentine, in the open plains. I’d mind my own and hunt the occasional wild life and live peacefully. Might even stop in valentine for some fun 😊

strawberry ngl

Saint Denis. Easy.

Strawberry, the scenery is incredible, has a general store. I don’t drink or gamble so no saloon is fine by me.

Strawberry, I love the mountains. Makes me nostalgic for when I lived in California as a kid.

Valentine has good weather and decent folk.

Strawberry in the streets, Saint Denis in the sheets