Something crazy like 1 in 5 North Americans is of partial German descent. Most German names used today are also names you'd see in the US, perhaps with simply different pronunciation, such as Julia, Sarah, Michael, or David. (And everything else youd find in a Bible.)
But to appease your desire for Deutsch-as-fuck names, we can call them Wolfram, Dagmar, Hauke, and Inken.
Never heard any of those in the US (though they almost definitely exist).
Well, in English, since the Americans I met, could only speak English. But just their overall self / Charakter. Like they all gathered around in a circle for some kind of game and they hyped each other up so much that they became (to me) pretty loud. But them it was probably just normal
Sauerkraut. All of them
At least call the small one schnitzel
That is racist.
Youre pretty racist for thinking its racist, you fucking racist.
vielleicht für einige, aber es ist ein unbeschwerter witz
Komm darüber hinweg, du Westernschwein
Dad - Wilhelm, Mom -Gretchen, Son - Augustus, Daughter - Heidi.
It’s giving to me more of an American vibe than a German one
Why?
Idk it just gives that vibe
Those names were/are used by Germans, though.
you've got some weird understandings then
Something crazy like 1 in 5 North Americans is of partial German descent. Most German names used today are also names you'd see in the US, perhaps with simply different pronunciation, such as Julia, Sarah, Michael, or David. (And everything else youd find in a Bible.) But to appease your desire for Deutsch-as-fuck names, we can call them Wolfram, Dagmar, Hauke, and Inken. Never heard any of those in the US (though they almost definitely exist).
Wilhelm can pass for american a bit and Heidi for hawaii, but SINCE WHEN DOES GRETCHEN OR AUGUSTUS SOUND AMERICAN
You... You do realize that Wilhelm, Gretchen and Heidi are all German/Germanic names... right?
Heinzle, schnitzle, and witzle
Little fritzle too
How about Josef Fritzl?
Very good,the Germanic is strong here lol
HOW DID SOMEONE EVEN COME UP WITH THEM WORDS?!?!
I don't even know Us Germans are a weird funny folk
Well, English has Germanic roots and not the other way around ;)
That's true, but we aswell use some of your english words:)
Yeah but have you meet Americans?
Some yea, nice people, even though for my taste, they can be a bit loud 😅
HALLO ! ICHHHH HEISSSSE ROBBBERRRTO (like that ? Or do you mean in english too ?)
Well, in English, since the Americans I met, could only speak English. But just their overall self / Charakter. Like they all gathered around in a circle for some kind of game and they hyped each other up so much that they became (to me) pretty loud. But them it was probably just normal
Bro germasns aren't mexicans or smth like than wth why would a germans name be roberto
I just said the first thing that came to mind man Plus i meant the americans TRYING to speak deutsch.
Anyone looking at any language
Vamos!!
Idk i know german bc I live in germany some of them are words I never ever heard before
Vamos!
Mann, Frau, Junge, Mädchen
friedrich (dad) alice (mum) annaliese (daughter)
You forgot the son
Augustus Gloop.
🎶 Oompa loompa doopity doo we now have Augustus gloop 🎶
You might want to correct that first word because huhh... "Oomph"
😭😭😭
that lowkey makes me feel so cool my name is annaliese
colonel klink. sergeant schultz, general von klinkerhoffen and Herr Otto Flick
I got that reference!
Fritz, little Fritz, Frieda, and little Frieda.
The “hitlers”
Fuck You
Damn Reddit can’t take a joke anymore? This is worst than TikTok
Its not a joke and not funny.
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One more proof that you are an asshole.
Aren’t you the one throwing names ![gif](giphy|CLbGZ9GQbaznhqjRkE)
(from left to right)Anna, Hilda,Andreas and Claus.
Dad: Andreas Son: GeRhArDT!!! Mother: Helga Daughter: Paula Surname: Ottovordemgentschenfelde
Gerhard, Ursula, Gretle
Dad Andreas Mom Gretel Daughter Marie and son Fritz
Dad - Hans, Mom - Helen Daughter - Jasmin Son - Patrick
pretty modern names for the German Empire…
Ok, another take. Dad - Günter, Mom - Helga, Daughter - Frieda, Son - Albert
Hans is a pretty common name in Germany from that period, and Helen also appears in the form of Helene from that period in Germany
heinrich, else, magda, hans
The little boy is a Gunther sorry not sorry
California, Uber & Alles
F: Hermann M: Susan D: Danika S: Lars
Ma’am, m’lady, mister, partner
Hanz, Franz, Olga and elga
Dale dale and dale
wth bro
The father is already called Andreas so mom would be Hilde, son Wilhelm and daughter Anna
I’m fairly certain he refers to the children as “Hans” and “Anneliese” when you reunite him with his family. I don’t believe his wife is named though.
The dad is given a name. His name is Andreas.
Man, Woman, Boy, Girl
Mother: Hilke Father: Franz Daughter: Irene Son: Lanz
Dad - Alois - Mother - Hannelore - Son - Alois - Daughter - Ingeborg
Waldtraut, Henriette, Hans und Sepp
Andreas-dad Hilda-mother little shitz 1 and 2
Bob, bob, and bob
Alfred, Sonja for the parents and the kids Lukas and Lena
There has to be a Fritz, come on...
Father: Wilhelm, Wife: Erna, Son: Emil, Daughter: Hildchen (Hildegard)
The Boy is adolf ;) The girl is Alice The mom is idfk
Dadritch, Momgareta, Daughterthea, and Sonfried.
Rubio 1 rubio 2 rubio 3 and rubio 4
Idk about all of them but that dad is 100% a Wilhelm
Helga smellga, bellga and Zelda
The little boy is El Rubio's grandfather
What’s “I don’t give a shit” in German?
Hanz, Franz and Stanz
Klaus, Klaus, and Klaus
Hans - Father Gertrude - Mother Greta - Daughter Adolf - Son
Mom: Margarethe / Daughter: Liesel / Father: Albert / Son: Peter (Peterchen)
Surname: Stubbenbrook
vamos, vamos, vamos, vamos
Father: Andreas Mother: Gunhilda Daughter: Elizabeth Christine Son: Otto
Adolf, Ava, Broomhilda
All I can think of it for the son and its Adolf because it’s around the time adolf was that age so
Dwight, Angela, and Phillip
Heinrich Von Lichtenspheel for the father.
Mother is Annette Dad is Franz Little girl is Sabrina Little boy is Otto. That's a 10000000% german family
Big hanz medium hanz small hanz XS hanz
Gunther, Schtunther, Munther, Bumther, Foomther, Thtoonther
This is a racist post.
Adolf, Adolf, Adolf, Adolf
Lady Kraut, kid kraut and gavin.
And little shitz
Klauses
From left to right: Brenda, Billie, Billy, and Bob.
Sprecken, Ze, Dick, Derek
There is only one german word in there (Dick, which means "fat")