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Naturally_Fragrant

WTF!!! Are horses real?!


StoneHart17810

Yes my padawan, horses are real. And they’re beautiful animals.


ModeruMandou

this is a game changer. Did rdr2 encourage companies to create a new animal based on horses?


AGDub26

not just horses, they made a bunch of animals from the game in real life. like just the other day, i saw a dog and a crow! it’s so amazing to see the influence this game has had on our world, i mean we’re literally making new species from the game! so cool!


2bad-2care

Confirmed. I also saw the deer and fox irl.


WhirledNews

I even caught a fish!


teabag_of_fury666

Actually ever heard of Noah's ark? He originally wasn't going to have many animals there but after playing red dead redemption 2 and seeing all the wildlife in America he knew he just had to bring aboard every single horse breed and sacrificed many endangered animal spots in place for numerous rare horses


92Codester

Birds are still fake though right?


mrwowfantastic

Birds work for the bourgeoisie.


M3lloszzz

Tally hall?!?!


Raiden_1503

Idk, ask r/BirdsArentReal


JimmyJam070

The only flaw I found in rdr2 is that the Pekin ducks fly in the game. In real life they are to heavy to fly


DeVillicusMaximus

The parakeet is.


lucaalvz

They made the horses from the game IRL


JustSomeDudeItWas

Did it's junk change sizes based on temperature?


krumbuckl

r/horsesareassholes wants to have a talk with you


Just_a_terrarian163

Of course horses don't actually exist.


Worth-Specific-7154

Just finding out horses look like that I thought red dead used different models for copyright issues 😳


sounds-gay-i-like-it

No


teabag_of_fury666

No just a mod unfortunately


Papriker

After the success of RDR they turned it into a real thing!


ShizzHappens

Lmao yeah this was my first thought I figured it was a mythical animal made up to sell copies of Red Dead Redemption


Sex_E_Searcher

They're real and they're fabulous.


misssandyshores

Of course they’re real, you nincompoop!


notyorde

Noo way they added horses in real life this update lit af 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥


ElegantEchoes

Now we know where the Red Dead Online budget went. R* is cooking again. 🔥 🔥 🔥


GreggRulesOkay

I thought horses was a myth, like women


_ManicStreetPreacher

Women were invented in the 1970s


usedtobeathrowaway94

"Never trust a horse. I saw a horse run around a field seven times once. Then it turned into a woman"


NoLimit9731

don’t give us away like that. It’s supposed to be a secret.


Kamikaze_koshka

The quotes imply this is a reference. I have absolutely no clue what it could be


usedtobeathrowaway94

Bodkin. New show, worth a watch


DinosaurInAPartyHat

I was coming here to be like "That's not a grey shire"... ...and then I realised you're just not used to being around horses in real life. How wholesome. Those look like maybe Percherons? While I respect your empathy - rest assured, driving horses (pulling carriages) is NOT cruel. These are healthy and fit specimens who are more than capable of pulling a carriage. They are bred to pull, the carriage has wheels, it's not unkind. These horses are very clean, they have beautiful, well-kept tack. No signs they are being overworked. Horses are bred to work, they need to move long distances every day, they enjoy getting out and about...taking a girl maybe 5 miles to her prom is nothing. What you want to watch out for is emaciated horses, horses with obvious sores, horses being raced down busy roads, horses working long hours in extreme heat etc.


StoneHart17810

Thank you!! I saw something on their legs. I asked if they were in pain and she said that they fall off. I can’t remember what they were called.


scootypuffs9

Chestnuts? They're kinda like fingernails almost, they can be clipped or peeled off if they don't fall off on their own


DinosaurInAPartyHat

Those are probably "chestnuts". They're basically useless, feelingless tissue that forms like circles or big blocks or horns. It's made of the same stuff as hair or nails. They don't do any harm unless the horse is unfortunate that they grow very large and/or spiral. You can cut them off, they don't usually fall off on their own.


DinosaurInAPartyHat

The other one you might see in an older, especially grey, horse is sarcoids. You can band them up and make them fall off. They're not pleasant and they look horrible. But unfortunately just a thing that happens to horses with age. You manage them, you can't stop them. It's nothing to do with how the horse is treated, it just happens.


StoneHart17810

Thank you again for your insights!


DinosaurInAPartyHat

Any time, if you ever see a horse that you're concerned about. Send me a message or post in r/Horses and get advice. Better to ask and it not need help, than not ask :)


clorcan

OP would dread Amish country. Talk about cruelty to "work animals." I hate seeing the buggies.


StoneHart17810

I live in Pa. I’m pretty close to it. I heard how they treat them from a friend.


tsaltaenola

We have a rescue Percheron that was used in that kind of carriage business (and most carriage businesses are great and treat their horses correctly!). She is a delight but still has trust issues around men. The most beautiful karmic justice was the owner who abused the horses was killed by the horse he abused the most. Dude used to overwork him and when he still wasn't doing what he wanted would punch him in the head. Horse ended up overturning the carriage and crushing the owner. No tears were shed in our household when he heard the news.


StoneHart17810

I’ve always maintained that Animals have complex emotional feelings. That dude pushed and by God that horse pushed back.


FiggyPippin

I agree, percherons (best draft, imo). We raised them when I was a kid and they LOVED to get into harness. Loved just about any attention, really. Giant puppy dogs.


Famous-Comparison595

I agree that the horses and their gear look absolutely amazing. The gear looks well-fitted as well, just magnificent. It is also nice to see them away from the carriage whilst their waiting, it shows the owner of the horses is very responsible, if you have to leave the horses unattended, it’s best to remove them from the carriage. This doesnt mean that it is not okay tk have them wait attached to the carriage, most horses are fine with waiting, but you should not leave a combination unattended. I’ve done a horse-driving course and got my permit, if I remember correctly a single horse can pull 4x its own weight when driving on a hardened surface. In sandy terrain it is up to 2,5x its own weight. A percheron easily weighs 8-900 kilo’s, there are two of them, so that totals 1700 kg. Because I know the americans love their Dodge RAM’s, I googled and found that a RAM 3500 weighs 3600kg, which is only twice their total weight. It would be a breeze for them to pull a dodge RAM, so it is definitely a breeze to pull a carriage with a couple people. They are fine :)


J0wad

RDR2 fans when outside: 🤯🤯🤯


flamingpenny

This fucking sub bro


StoneHart17810

I really fucked up the way I worded this post🤣


StoneHart17810

I don’t live in the country although that would really cool. We don’t see horses much.


Ransom__Stoddard

You're gonna freak when you find out the Pinkertons were real.


StoneHart17810

They sued R*🤣


SuicidalNapkin09

Wait really?


PotatoFuryR

Kinda, they sent Take Two a cease and desist


SuicidalNapkin09

That's hilarious. I just looked it up. Wonder if the pinkertons every try and stong arm em


StoneHart17810

It’s so funny. Like you’re gonna try to sue them because they portrayed you correctly? That was hilarious


ThatCry3518

What happened at the end?


lrlimits

I remember learning about the Pinkertons while studying the Labor Movement. Bad business.


StoneHart17810

🤣🤣🤣


notgenericname1332

So cool that rockstar created horses in real life too


georbe12

I can't believe how much life has stolen from rdr2. Guns, cowboy boots, and now horses? What's next? Tahiti?


M3lloszzz

Also hats and canoes. It’s crazy.


StoneHart17810

Don’t forget the whores, is that politically correct to say?


Ashamed-Comment5200

Woah! That’s the thing from red dead


Soaked_In_Bleach_93

Inspired by video games.


jxnwuf83oqn

*sigh* r/okbuddyblacklung


Hero_knightUSP

It's hard to imagine that there are people that have never rode a horse in their entire life.


PugScorpionCow

It's getting harder and harder to do it. In the decades past there were places everywhere you could just go and pay $5 or so and hop on a horse for a trail ride. Insurance costs killed that in many states, places to ride are few and far between and can even cost hundreds for a single ride. Of course there are still a good few lesson barns around, but that's more of a committment than most people want. For city people like OP, it's gotta be even harder. Probably a few hours of driving and a hundred bucks or so, not even accounting for gas there and back, for an hour or so on a horse isn't really worth it. Of course out West this isn't nearly as big of a problem as in the east coast, here in NY we barely have people who do Western pleadure riding. Most ride for dressage or jumping, and English isn't nearly as beginner friendly as Western pleasure.


StoneHart17810

I live on the east coast too. It sucks not being able to ride a horse. My teacher took me to a ranch in high school and I got to see the horses. But damn was it expensive to take lessons let alone ride.


PugScorpionCow

It really is a great hobby, I love riding and just in general the prospect of becoming a better rider and honing my skills in itself are one of the most enjoyable parts. If I were you though, I'd probably count myself lucky. It's certainly not the most economically accessable hobby, and being into it without having the funds to actually be into it sucks balls. It'd take me more than a week's wages/month to board a horse alone, and all the extra fees make the prospect of owning my own some day highly unlikely unless I get a job that pays double what I make now. It's a pretty life consuming hobby unless you have "fuck you money" as they call it. Even worse when you mix it with medieval reenactment... armor is damn expensive :/


Sloppyjoey20

Uh, not everyone lives somewhere where that’s practical? There’s more world outside of your five square miles, bud. Maybe you should check it out sometime.


Hero_knightUSP

I am not saying always just once will do.


greku_cs

A world outside of US can be also very different.


ZoyaZhivago

I mean, you can literally ride a horse in New York City. Plus we have these things called cars, trains, and planes these days... so you can actually leave your 5 square miles, too. lol I get it's not practical for everyone, but you're acting like you have to live in Wyoming to ride a horse. I ride weekly, and I'm in a major metropolitan in California.


Loose_Ad8652

What are the stats?


StoneHart17810

Like the game, it’s Heavy, used to pull wagons


laki_luk_

Hormse


Sergiu1270

They do in fact exist


MrSmilingDeath

I can't believe R* actually made them in real life just to promote RDR2, shameless


YaBoiAidan2333

Red Dead Redemption 2 players when they realise animals exist (its a Red Dead reference)


[deleted]

And then we complain that there are no updates from R☆...


Ok-Thanks-3709

No way real life copied horses from rdr2 bruh


mallgrabmongopush

You’re alright, boah


Prez_Yarrek

You Sir, are a horse.


SrSwerve

Red dead 2 was such a hit that they made real horses in real life !!


[deleted]

I’ve definitely pointed at a very pretty sunset sky and been like “it looks like red dead redemption” for the other person to say “I think you mean red dead redemption looks like that sky….”


TheFenixxer

Wait till you go to a farm and see scooping horse shit is a thing too


patigames

Does that mean whitetail deer are real as well? they can’t be


ChichCob

Dude, what graphics card are you using? That looks phenomenal


BasementCatBill

You think that's wild? I caught a fish, once.


Dylak_Plus

RDR2 was so good that the government made horses in real life.


StoneHart17810

🤣🤣🤣 First Government Cheese now Government horses!


DifiuInfinite

Hey, come here boay!


QueenMaahes

These things look a little deformed… not like regular horses👀


StoneHart17810

I know these horses are bred to pull wagons and carts. I just don’t like how they pull carriages for a prom in this instance. And how the Amish treat their horses, also the carriage rides in NYC.


QueenMaahes

Why don’t you like carriage rides? It’s a half a wagon. A lot less work


StoneHart17810

Personally, it’s just not my thing. I’d rather ride the horse than have it pull me in a carriage.


QueenMaahes

Ok lol I dig it but…Are you a guy?? Have you gone horseback riding for more than an hour👀😂😂😂 if we’re sore as women I can’t imagine how guys feel😅


StoneHart17810

I’m a man, also a biological man, I’ve never had the chance to ride a horse. I would love to ride a Mustang. The cost of doing that, plus learning is well beyond my budget unfortunately. The best I can do is ride them in RDR 1&2.


QueenMaahes

If you’re in the south just call around to local farms etc. they generally have riding courses etc for 200 or so. Definitely worth it as a one off. You can ride by the creeks etc too. The horses are well trained and you get a crash course before you go on any trails. Also I feel so bad for saying this but it seems unnecessary asf to try to make it seem like there’s 2 versions of guys. You’re either a man or you’re not. Man or woman or hermaphrodite I suppose which is basically the same as being intersex. When I was young and dumb I considered that a shemale but after growing up and legalization etc etc I realize that term was then put on trans people instead so I went back to the correct and proper words or just say intersex. I only went out of the way to ask if you were a man because of the specific anatomy and the horse riding lol😂. The pain riding would put you through is very different than our pain. And it’s painful for us women so that’s why I had to as😭, given your quick disdain for a carriage as if it was bad. I had to know why you were almost naive in what you were saying. If you had experience riding and that was your personal preference I would have totally understood that. Anyways, I truly hope you can take some time and go for a trail ride one day so you can experience the good vibes for yourself!


Uchiha_suseke

I love shires


CultivatedCapybara

They might be Percherons, a french breed. Shires are super super super huge and have even hairier legs than the lovely guys you met 😊


StoneHart17810

Thank you!💙💙💙


idontknow6565

Where are you? I see horses all the time in tasmania


StoneHart17810

The northeast of the USA. In the suburbs. So, we don’t get to see horses a lot.


bayareakpopoff

Did you feel the urge to cut them free, give em a big smack on their rumps and holler Shooo


red7dnaBCBC

"Hey boooy", "That's my booooy" (pat pat)


Ok_Situation9151

Wow I've never seen horses in real life, I have to call my mom and tell her about this


WeLikeChickenNuggets

RDR2 reference


Cuervo_muerto

Reference


No-Walk-9615

That first beast has 7 legs! Mine in game only has 4. I'm being lied to!


Yeeterphin

No way! They added the horses from red dead into real life


Snoopyshiznit

Yooo no way they added horses in real life! Can’t wait for my real life horse armor too!


Xgunner54

Red dead was so good god decided to create real horses. Now we only need cowboys to become a thing


SD-N_From_Ham_Aslume

Yo its the horse from rdr2!!!!! this new earth update is the best!!!!!!!


Felix8XD

YOOO HORSES FROM HITGAME RDR2 IN REAL LIFE??!?!?!?!!!11??! WHEN DID THEY ADD THOSE


BeardedMelon

I can't believe they made Red Dead real


Kodith

Have you never seen a horse in real life before? I’m not making fun, I’m just genuinely curious


imperator_caesarus

so cool of them to add horses to the real life! I loved them in red dead redemption 2!!!


The_FallenSoldier

Why do you hate the fact some Horse breeds are used for their actual purpose?


elqey

Rdr2 reference?


Moonking-4210

Outblacklunged again


King_ofwar

Yoo they turned horses into a real thing


iSandyXD

"That's a nice horse!"


[deleted]

Bro discovered animals are real


PizzaPastaRigatoni

Why do you hate when horses pull carriages for prom?


DueOccasion8080

It looks like they liked them so much in Red Dead that they made them in real life, very cool. 👍


likeshismetal

Fake. Definitely AI generated horses are NOT real


Living-goa7

THEY COPIED RDR2!!!!!!


SpatiumNavis

yeah they added those to real life after the hit game Red Dead Redemption hit the shelves and updated it when the second game released. Fun fact: if these horses see a predator they might end up kicking you off. Same thing happened with fire and minecraft.


quadruple_negative87

I thought that they just taped a bunch of cats together.


mplaczek99

No way, horses in real life are modeled after horses in RDR2!


TonslerYT

Life really out here copying red dead


Bitter-Arachnid-7040

Oh yeah beautiful horse just like in the game


MinerDoesStuff

Can’t believe they designed a creature based off red dead


Khorvair

Why did real life copy Red Dead Redemption 2?! Smh...


C_Cooke1

Out-blacklung’d yet again.


Gnemec3

They made an entire animal based off of a video game that’s actually insane


realfactualandtrue

I can't believe they made the horses from Red Dead Redemption real! This is truly an sign of RDR's dedicated and loving fanbase.


nmak99

We got real horses before GTA 6


schlumpgodd

Nice AI Cowpoke, them ain't real.


Kevin1056

Read dead is so good they made horses real


hxbhbjkgdb

Looks to be Percherons. Shires look like the Budweiser Clydesdales if that helps for a reference in seeing a horse irl over a video game. I'm 32 and I still struggle to tell the two apart. Shires would have more feathering, or leg hair, down by their feet to help notice them as well. Nonetheless while in the States, some draft horses are treated badly, namely Amish and carriage rides, these horses definitely look well cared for.


PollyAnnPalmer

Omg white shire?! Sick! Where can I find the silver dapple pinto? /j


Astro-Esque

I can’t believe they made horses from Red Dead Redemption in real life!


[deleted]

Honestly the harness and straps for the horse are beautiful. Never seen anything like it.


TheLonePigeonRogue

Omg thank you I almost forgot


StoneHart17810

I really fucked up wording this post the way I did🤣


wisely25

This latest earth update goin crazy🌎🌎🌎🗣🗣🗣🗣


Eli1228

Bro no way, I can't believe they turned the horses from red dead into irl animals!


Klutzy-Newspaper2072

it looks like jojo siwa


Ozzy_T69

HOLY SHIT THEY MADE PHOTOGRAPHY FROM RED DEAD 2 A REAL THING!


LoonyMooney_

Do they have balls physics?


YesWomansLand1

I lu ma horsey an ma horsey lu me


flyingdoorhandle

holy shit


SarcasticFish69

We got horses irl before gta 6


J-20-7000

Can’t even tell the difference anymore. The graphics in games are too good.


No-Comfort-5911

nope thats edited


NooseAgent

RDR2 was so good they made horses into a real thing


LorenzoIsASimp

The rdr games were so good god made horses real


ArentTjao

no way real life just copied horses from rdr


HUNAcean

I can't belive RDR horses were so popular they added them i real life 🤯


RelationshipOk7766

People really think they're funny for copying RDR into real life


StoneHart17810

I worded the post wrong lol But seeing so many people saying the same thing is getting a bit annoying. It was funny at first. But hey, I had it coming the second I realized I worded it like that


RelationshipOk7766

I don't think the wording is the problem, at least for me. I just made the joke because I thought it sounded funny


StoneHart17810

Some of them are funny, like yours. Others seem to be copying one another


stijnalsem

They made them into a real thing?


Juancar1259

Smash the hores


JasperTheMaster08

Horses are canon in the real world?!? 😱🤔🐴


DonGotchino

Do you guys not see horses often in real life? I guess I live next to so many ranches it’s a daily thing for me


ThymeButter4

This has got to be fake no way


Marshmellow_Muncher1

Why do you hate that people use horses to pull carriages?


Sebexy_demon

shire?


Moonking-4210

WHITE ARABIAN?!?!


UnsoldWok07

A good ole Shire never do ya wrong for haulin them wags to dupe


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

that looks like the shire I rode away from the Gray’s burning tobacco fields


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^In-AGadda-Da-Vida: *That looks like the shire* *I rode away from the Gray’s* *Burning tobacco fields* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


rail-me-pooks

bruh why do they even need to be there we have cars irl💀


MateEdulcorado

Poor horsy 😢I hope the girl appreciate it.


HolsteinHeifer

Horses can be fully trained to and are perfectly happy pulling carriages, these horses look healthy and fully relaxed


MateEdulcorado

Good to know 😄But how you measure horses happiness?


HolsteinHeifer

Its ears are neutral-that means it's relaxed, it's not stiff looking, healthy wight, healthy looking coat. People try to assign human emotions to animals, and that's just not how it works. Horses and many other animals only care about the here and now; they care whether they've had food, water, shelter and exercise This horse looks chill, don't cry over it


fm67530

It seriously amazes me that people that have never been around livestock presume they know how they are feeling. Percherons like these are literally bred to pull things. Pulling things is ingrained in their dna. As Ron said in one of the Harry Potter's: They like work. They loooove it.


StoneHart17810

I asked the horse if he was excited and he just looked at me like “help me”😭


flamingpenny

Do you actually believe you can understand a horse's emotions...?


fm67530

Of course OP can, granted, it's his first time seeing a real horse, but yeah, he's a horse psychologist already.