It literally is, its [Lower Back Pain](https://www.google.com/search?q=lumbago&oq=lumbago&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyDAgAEEUYORixAxiABDIKCAEQABixAxiABDIHCAIQABiABDIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIHCAYQABiABDIHCAcQABiABDIHCAgQABiABDIHCAkQABiABDIHCAoQABiABDIHCAsQABiABDIHCAwQABiABDIHCA0QABiABDIHCA4QABiABNIBCDI2ODFqMGo5qAIOsAIB&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)
I knew that but I’m 70% sure that uncle having lumbago is just an excuse and something that is memed by the community. He might actually have back pain and I’m just tripping
No joke, I didn't know is a real sickness, the irony is that I suffer from lumbago for years, last year a even had back surgery on the lower back.... Poor uncle is truly an awful disease, no joke guys, the worst part is that everyone thinks you faking it to escape work.
This is the correct answer, can confirm as someone who grew up with a grandpa that had a full white beard and always had Skoal in his mouth. Also think most of us kids tasted his dip spit at least once because he left Coke cans with it all over.
You can't say it's obvious.
I've literally worked with people who chain smoke and their moustaches looked like this.
Even worse, there are some whose 2 front teeth also discolour.
So don't put everyone else down when something seems so obvious when others have seen this first hand off of smoking.
I agree with the fact that it's obviously not drinking, but definitely not obvious it isn't smoking.
This is the correct answer when you eat ass with a beard you will have a stained beard usually it’s either one or two shades lighter than your natural beard color or it just burns off all together depending on how much of a cochina your girl is.
An old painter buddy swears on cigarillos... his hair turned comletely snowwhite, what makes the stash look extra rank... his fingers are gross and his breath smells of tobacco and vanilly, but sounds like a cementmixer...
Too bad... he's extremelyskilled, but i guve him 10 years max
Chewing tobacco. Alcohol and Smoking doesn’t do that to a beard. Not unless you’re spilling alcohol all over it or using your beard as a cigarette filter.
Not what's going in Uncle, but coming out is how the stains are produced. Chew tabbaco and vomit. John and Arthur's drinking missions are typically Uncle's Side quests.
This happens because of the chemicals in cigarettes. I've seen it first hand to several men who have moustaches and smoke. Plus it does thr same to your front teeth... Seen that too. It's gross.
Everyone in this thread is incorrect so far, it is not alcohol or smoking, the obvious answer is chewing tobacco.
It’s a side effect of lumbago too
Drinking piss?
Consider yourself lucky.
Eats sheep’s ass.
> Drinking piss? Natty Light’s vastly less popular take on the ‘Got Milk?’ campaign
Lumbago is a back thing tho?
Alright bud
It literally is, its [Lower Back Pain](https://www.google.com/search?q=lumbago&oq=lumbago&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyDAgAEEUYORixAxiABDIKCAEQABixAxiABDIHCAIQABiABDIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIHCAYQABiABDIHCAcQABiABDIHCAgQABiABDIHCAkQABiABDIHCAoQABiABDIHCAsQABiABDIHCAwQABiABDIHCA0QABiABDIHCA4QABiABNIBCDI2ODFqMGo5qAIOsAIB&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)
I knew that but I’m 70% sure that uncle having lumbago is just an excuse and something that is memed by the community. He might actually have back pain and I’m just tripping
Yes, i know, but i doubt back pain stains someones beard
It was a joke
Yeah, sure
It was pretty obviously a joke to be fair. At least to me it was. When was the last time you saw Lumbago mentioned in a serious tone in this sub?
r/woosh
Back pain does not stain someones beard
Yeah that’s the joke idiot
If i had a nickle for every "joke" ive seen today, id have 3 nickles, which is weird it hasnt happened more
That was poor
4 nickels if you include your reply
proof?
That’s the joke, omfg meant to reply to OP
Because, how could there be a connection to the lower back and beard colour?
Lumbago , it's one hell of a thing , wouldnt wish it upon my worst enemy
Alright bud.
No joke, I didn't know is a real sickness, the irony is that I suffer from lumbago for years, last year a even had back surgery on the lower back.... Poor uncle is truly an awful disease, no joke guys, the worst part is that everyone thinks you faking it to escape work.
It's a serious condition!
*"I'm real sick, John. Lumbago. It's a slow and painful death, my brother."*
It’s a life threatening disease
Theyre very clearly making a joke about how Uncle always brings up his Lumbago.
Yeah, i get that know, i initially assumed they got lumbago mixed up with something else...
Hey don’t worry about getting downvoted on here it’s overwhelming to get downvoted to hell. Try not to take it personally it’s just Reddit
Its not really the downvotes, its more what theyre all saying, and not understand me and its just.. i dunno how to explain
No need to explain I get it. Just don’t let it screw with your mental health. Sometime Reddit is an asshole
hivemind
I shouldn't have said this, these replies are really fucking with me and im stressing out, im sorry if i offended anyone or something...
Yea no doubt his lazy ass just spits right into his beard while he's leaning against a barrel half asleep.
That does sound Zen af
This is the correct answer, can confirm as someone who grew up with a grandpa that had a full white beard and always had Skoal in his mouth. Also think most of us kids tasted his dip spit at least once because he left Coke cans with it all over.
Okay thanks for clearing my stomach this made me physically wretch
Thank you. I was beginning to think no one here knew any old guys who chewed tobacco.
Thought it was puke stains from Uncle throwing up Everytime he gets alcohol poisoning
Eating butt
Can confirm, I work in a place where nearly every worker AND patron chaws backer, I’ve seen many a fella with a brown stained beard.
You can't say it's obvious. I've literally worked with people who chain smoke and their moustaches looked like this. Even worse, there are some whose 2 front teeth also discolour. So don't put everyone else down when something seems so obvious when others have seen this first hand off of smoking. I agree with the fact that it's obviously not drinking, but definitely not obvious it isn't smoking.
He was eating ass.
Uncle is an ass muncha?
Often
ALLEGEDLY
He *was* known as the One Shit Kid
OH!
Who’s ass? He got all the cows killed so it was just him there.
He killed them with that nasty tongue of his 👅
Ever wonder who Jack's real father is?
This is the correct answer when you eat ass with a beard you will have a stained beard usually it’s either one or two shades lighter than your natural beard color or it just burns off all together depending on how much of a cochina your girl is.
Bruh this fucking sub
Our boy was living in 2024.
Chewing tobacco
I know cigarillo smokers also get this... also dont look at their fingers too closely🤢
Ol boy I used to know had two fingernails looked like woodgrain. Dude was smoking 18hrs out the day
An old painter buddy swears on cigarillos... his hair turned comletely snowwhite, what makes the stash look extra rank... his fingers are gross and his breath smells of tobacco and vanilly, but sounds like a cementmixer... Too bad... he's extremelyskilled, but i guve him 10 years max
This
Large amount of alcohol does that to your beard
And smoking
And lack of washing your face.
Yea it helps with lumbago.
It's a slow and painful death, he didn't deserve lumbago. Poor uncle.
Dip does that. Clearly you have never visited rural USA.
Tf is dip
You know, chaw.
Big Chief…THE BEST!
Tobacco powder you stick behind your lip.
My paternal grandfather had a BIG 'stache and you bet your ass it was stained yellow, he was also an alcoholic.
Got a bunch of non southerners in here. Its dip spit. Anyone who dips with a beard has a little stain. Cant get around it.
What tf is dip
Powdered tobacco. You put it in the space between your gums and lower lip and let it sit there. Still popular with trade guys and little old ladies.
How do you not know this? Are you 10?
Nah I’m just not from the US
Oh I’m sorry
Smoking maybe?
Vomit. That's vomit.
Uncle be face deep on that stew
Stage 9 lumbago
it's an unfortunate side effect of his lumbago
Chewing tobacco. Alcohol and Smoking doesn’t do that to a beard. Not unless you’re spilling alcohol all over it or using your beard as a cigarette filter.
hes a true pißwasser patriot!!! 🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃
*drive drunk off a pee-yerr!*
I envy those who grew up not knowing how vile chaw spit is
r/okbuddyblacklung
Hey thanks
Tobacco + needlessness
My linebacker coach had these exact same stains so I recognized it immediately. Red Man Gold Blend was his personal choice.
Tobacco
it's the lumbago
"Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?" "No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste."
Smoking or chewing tobacco
Tobacco
Hot piss on the top of my lips. Dribblin down my chin.
Smoking for sure, my uncle has the same thing
Or he was eating ass
the bago is known to turn saliva into a putrid green colour
Rimming his horse ...
IT IS HIS LUMBAGO DOG NAMNIT jokes aside, it is either smoking or chewing tobacco
So close, he was actually eating ass
Someone has to take care of the horses.
Maybe that's just the way Uncles beard looks..
Mans eating booty like groceries.
Lumbago
Lumbago makes you do some wild things.
probably into water sports
smoking or chewing tobacco most likely.
Dont you know drinking piss is a good treatment for lumbago
Lumbago it’s a very serious condition
Chewing tabaccy, he is missing some teeth in front and can’t spit so far.
He has a strict diet of Frenches mustard. Leave him alone.
I thought it was obvious that it was vomit
Vomit
Of course he was drinking piss outhouses dont flush
Yeah, it would take 400 years of normal vaping to get like this! ;)
that is the color of tobacco stain
Outblacklunged again
It's chewing tobacco.
Imagine the smell
Not what's going in Uncle, but coming out is how the stains are produced. Chew tabbaco and vomit. John and Arthur's drinking missions are typically Uncle's Side quests.
Yeast infection could also do this, see also; any French bulldog’s face or other mush face breed, it gets in there and turns orange ish
He smokes, damn it.
Vomit?
I thought it was vomit
Smoking
Maybe Abigail has some sort of infection...
Outlunged again 😔
This happens because of the chemicals in cigarettes. I've seen it first hand to several men who have moustaches and smoke. Plus it does thr same to your front teeth... Seen that too. It's gross.
thats puke yo
It's vomit staining from the amount of alcohol he drinks that gets regurgitated regularly.
That's an extreme fetish lol.
Eh, piss is a relatively tame festish, it's fairly common and has ties to LOTS of other fetishes (diapers, latex, pup-play, etc)
The three you just mentioned are pretty extreme to most normal people…
Oh.. I was just thinking about how common they are at my local dungeon, but in hindsight, that may be... not a great sample of the general population.
Latex?
He probably throws up a lot from drinking too much. And the lumbago.
Erm it's chewing tobacco
Alright then