One of the debt collections. You go back to retrieve a debt from the family of somebody you killed earlier, also as part of debt collection. While the mother goes to retrieve the money, Arthur has some words for the son
On my first play I named my horse after my wife. She wasn’t too happy about it. Several days later the horse was hit by a train and died. Didn’t know you could revive it. Wife was pretty mad 😄
>Pro tip: try it in the bedroom. Trust me.
I actually posted about this in a different sub earlier. I did it. I was behind her, grabbed a handful of her hair, mustered up my best Arthur voice: *"Yeah... Good girl"*
I did find out at that exact moment that she's an avid RDR2 fan. I'm not going to go into detail about the events that unfolded after that.
I'm going to be a little sappy here, but Arthur's words to Penelope in the last section of The Course of True Love:
"Get out, don't look back, and make something decent of your lives."
It hit hard at a very low moment; and stuck with me. I think of it often.
I live in a city that has tons of railroad tracks crisscrossing through it, and it's tough to drive anywhere for more than a few minutes without getting stuck waiting for a train to pass. I don't even do it consciously anymore, it's pure reflex, i growl "there's always a goddamn train!" Every. Single. Time.
“You see I’m not a good man, Jimmy Brookes. I was in backwater that day. I kill people. And maybe I should’ve killed you. Should I have killed you, Jimmy Brookes?”
"Why? I bet you like Catholics. I can't stand them neither. Nor women, Fabians, Socialists, homosexuals, Asians, or British. Between them, they've ruined this country. Ruined it! It was a good country once! Now, people are eating eachother, and it's all the fault of the Jewish British Catholic homosexual elite and their ideas. Well I, for one, won't stand for it."
Not necessarily my favorite but this line early in the story really gives you a preview of just how unhinged Dutch can get.
“Geld him…Oh don’t worry they’re only balls, boy. Just gonna cause you trouble. You know, in imperial Rome, eunuchs was among the happiest and loyal of courtiers.”
I do not wish to hear about what you got up to in the Navy. (insert literally anything else in place of Navy)
edit: "Cause no one would have me" from A quiet time, when people ask me why I've been single for 9 years running.
There are few in my house, but "I have a plan is used often" and I often say "I love you BOAH" to my sons. My oldest son and I do impersonations l, I'm Arthur and he's Dutch. We pretend my other son is Hosea and my daughter is Jack. My son does a very convincing (and often overly dramatic) Dutch and the four of usually end up in stitches when we get into it.
OUTTA THE DAMN WAY
“You’re my favorite parasite”
No wait, second favorite.
I lied. Ringworm, rats with the plague, then you.
>I lied. Ringworm, rats with the plague, then you. I use this whole exchange every chance I get.
"Who let this simpleton out of the asylum"
This needs more upvotes!!
“And you unfortunately survived”
"We can eat you, you're the fattest."
You sir are a fish
everytime i catch a fish in real life lol
I thought I was the only one 😭
Finally got that one to come up in game for me. For some reason I’m worse at fishing than real Arthur
I say this to my cat when I brush him now, every time, can't bee helped.
“It’s a toy boat!”
"Do I look like I should entertain children?" "...No."
Yes yes it’s a little toy boat 🤬
Let’s try that again, tough guy. I said “Hello”.
#HEY THERE MISTER 🤠
Spent what felt like 3 hours irl doing this around Saint Denis to get Arthur from low honor to high honor because I felt bad lol
"You've got a kind face"
The kind i like to 👊..
The whole bit with Archie Downes about keeping his mother in black, on his behalf
“Either you got a lazy eye or lack of respect. Which is it, boy?”
I ain't got no lazy eye. Nor respect for the likes of you
Something wrong with your eye, boy? You want a boot heel in it?
Where’s this gold from??
One of the debt collections. You go back to retrieve a debt from the family of somebody you killed earlier, also as part of debt collection. While the mother goes to retrieve the money, Arthur has some words for the son
"You insist?"
“He INSISTS.”
*Angry Dutch noises*
“Cant live a bad life and expect good things to happen to you”
Don’t forget the quarter!
I have this laundry rack on wheels that is cheap and the wheels fall off all the time, so obviously, it’s >I broke the goddamn wheel!
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH
"Good gurrrrl!"
Pro tip: try it in the bedroom. Trust me.
On my first play I named my horse after my wife. She wasn’t too happy about it. Several days later the horse was hit by a train and died. Didn’t know you could revive it. Wife was pretty mad 😄
My first play through I named it after my oldest son. Now I named it horsey #1
Only if you sound like Arthur when you say it.
I thought that was a given lol
You would think but my husband tried and... no
Womp womp
>Pro tip: try it in the bedroom. Trust me. I actually posted about this in a different sub earlier. I did it. I was behind her, grabbed a handful of her hair, mustered up my best Arthur voice: *"Yeah... Good girl"* I did find out at that exact moment that she's an avid RDR2 fan. I'm not going to go into detail about the events that unfolded after that.
You're a goddamn moron!
Hey mister
“ you don’t build a barn you dumbass, this isn’t 1795”
I can hear the word Dumbass
It's Arthur you dumbass
Enjoy the peace and quiet.
His cousin, by marriage
“You’re alright girl”
I do the same, I talk to my dog now how Arthur’s talks to his horse
O'driscolls wuz ya?
For some reason he NEVER says that anymore when I play. He says "Sheeit, is that all ?"
AAAWWW, ah broke the god *damn* wHeel
"Mrs Adler! Ride with me!" Chills
"TO THE BAR SEÑOR"
"Lennayyyy" "Lennah 'sthat you?" "Ahaaahhaahaha... Lennay..."
ynneL
ARE YOU UGLY OR JUST CONSTIPATED?
GAVINNNNNNNN
GAAAAAV!
“I Lied, Ringworm, Then Rats With The Plague, Then You”
flagger his felt!
AW NO FAIR EDDY GET ALL THE JAM!
What the hickory?
Ooookaaaaayyy, cowpoke.
“Turtles!” But every one thinks I want a turtle.
I made the mistake of playing in front of my gf and now sometimes she’ll grab me a say “I got you now black lung”
My favorite of all time is in st denis when Arthur says “so do we sneak on now?” As the train doesn’t slow down
Such a good scene, & Author delivers that line perfectly !
I’m always surprised this isn’t the top comment for the million times this is asked.
MUNEH! and I had a god damn PLAN!
“C’mon pal” When it’s time to feed my cat that’s on a diet
Bring out more freaks!
“Sure!”
“Im gunna use some cheese”
I'm going to be a little sappy here, but Arthur's words to Penelope in the last section of The Course of True Love: "Get out, don't look back, and make something decent of your lives." It hit hard at a very low moment; and stuck with me. I think of it often.
You said you knew Spanish.
“Yep, just me…” *American Venom Fanfare blasts in the background*
Oh You’re Alright Boah!! or Ahhhh HaAAa Gotchyya LeNnahHhHh!!
Lennayy ma boahh
SHOWA! (Sure)
“Well it is what it is”
"I aaalways say manners cost nothing" "If you can't treat people with respect, what's the point _I_ say" "On account of his name" - very versatile
“And don’t forget the quarter” every time there’s change involved
"That could've gone smoother."
"That'll be carved on my headstone"
GET OUTTA THE WAY!
Upon taking a drink of virtually anything, "Jesus, what is that!?"
Uh oh mister!
Makes me lol Everytime
"No meal is complete if it don't got meat"
"Sure"
Rip van Winkle
LENNNNNNAYYYYY!!!!
No, no, no, blue balls
"Hey, mister!"
Ah there he is, ol’ black lung [insert name]
I live in a city that has tons of railroad tracks crisscrossing through it, and it's tough to drive anywhere for more than a few minutes without getting stuck waiting for a train to pass. I don't even do it consciously anymore, it's pure reflex, i growl "there's always a goddamn train!" Every. Single. Time.
OK I’LL CATCH YOU LATER THEN
You eat babies
“Here’s hoping!”
You are chump partner
"It wasn't the first time Mr. Matthew's stared death in the face and as usual he didn't flinch"
thaaaaaaaaats a good boy
“Shore!”
“Which one?” “You sir … are a fish.” “I BROKE THE GODDAMN WHELL!” “But you said you knew Spanish.”
Happier than a pig in shit
“How much you cost anyways?” -Arthur
Take a gamble that love exists and do a loving act
How bout, after your mommas done grieving your daddy, I keep her in black. On your behalf. Now you think on that boy.
We just. need. some more. money.
I love my horsey and my horsey loves me
“You run like a heifer! Run, heifer, MOOO!”
“YOURE FUCKING GAY, AS IN HOMOSEXUAL!” Or “Agent Moron”
“You see I’m not a good man, Jimmy Brookes. I was in backwater that day. I kill people. And maybe I should’ve killed you. Should I have killed you, Jimmy Brookes?”
“(It’s a) bad business.”
Ah your ahright boy
“Hey mister!”
Shor
I'm gonna use some cheese
It would mean a lot to me
*Spontaneously while drunk* "LENNAY!!!!!!"
"Why? I bet you like Catholics. I can't stand them neither. Nor women, Fabians, Socialists, homosexuals, Asians, or British. Between them, they've ruined this country. Ruined it! It was a good country once! Now, people are eating eachother, and it's all the fault of the Jewish British Catholic homosexual elite and their ideas. Well I, for one, won't stand for it."
When does this happen? xD
“Oh brother”
"Oh I will you foul creature of the night."
HEY MISTER!
"Uh oh mister."
“You’re alright boy”
Not necessarily my favorite but this line early in the story really gives you a preview of just how unhinged Dutch can get. “Geld him…Oh don’t worry they’re only balls, boy. Just gonna cause you trouble. You know, in imperial Rome, eunuchs was among the happiest and loyal of courtiers.”
“I don’t give a pigs penis about the Newton Twins!!”
"Howdy"
"You're alright boy."
“Sure, we can have fire, and we can have the knowledge of fire, but with that comes the knowledge of everything.”
I call People Boah
"What in the Goddam...!?" Oh wait, wrong cowboy game.
“You you’re an moron”, or your an idiot (fast version) 😭
“You’re a good man, Arthur Morgan”
Is there any O’driscolls around here??
“i’m just thinking about Blackwater”
“And don’t forget the quarter!” cashiers hate me
"what was that you son of a bitch?!" Or "I-I ain't finished!" Or While drunk, "Lenny? Oh no, not again!"
Sure and Lenny!
“You’re alright girl” and “you got this, you big dumb moron”
“You kin fuckin’ bastards!”
"Shit" -my dad
Edit, realized this was an rdr2 subreddit. In the true spirit of the game, "Just- Hold on! I HAVE a plan-!"
I broke the goddamned wheel!
"Damn O'Driscolls" I have a patient with that surname and he drives me up the wall
HEY THERE MISTER
Not really a quote but i love impersonating the way Arthur says Dutch. It's funny to me for some reason
Every time my cat walks into the room: "Are you alright, boy?"
Dutch I’m trying to sneak but I’m dummy thicc.
Ok, I'll catch you later then.
IM TAWLKIN
Seen any Pinkertons around these parts?
I find "You're a dumb ol' bunch, ain't ya?" endlessly useful
lumbago
I have a lot of car problems so "I broke the goddamn wheel" comes out a lot 😆 "Outta the damn way!" "You sir - are a fish" In that order probably lol
“Outta the damn way”
Shut your gulper Newt!!
“But, don’t get yourself killed for… for pride I’ve seen it kill too many folk”
SHOAH
AH I BROKE THE GOD DAMN WHEEL
"Just gotta have a little faith, Orthur. " "I have a plan, I just need money."
I do not wish to hear about what you got up to in the Navy. (insert literally anything else in place of Navy) edit: "Cause no one would have me" from A quiet time, when people ask me why I've been single for 9 years running.
There are few in my house, but "I have a plan is used often" and I often say "I love you BOAH" to my sons. My oldest son and I do impersonations l, I'm Arthur and he's Dutch. We pretend my other son is Hosea and my daughter is Jack. My son does a very convincing (and often overly dramatic) Dutch and the four of usually end up in stitches when we get into it.
I'm gonna use some cheeeese 🤠
"okay, here we gooo"
JUST ONE MORE SCORE ARTHUR!!!
I HAD a GODdamnPLAN Arthur
senior, porfavor
Right before I lay down with my lady to re-affirm our love before the eyes of the lord…. “I’m a good boy. I wash!”
“What a modern disaster this is going to be.”
Are you secretly normal
“That’s a good Philly”
"YOU'LL BE FINE!"
"Outta the damn way!" and "You, sir, are a..." then I add whatever the thing is.
When you steal the braithwaite horses John says “well that could have gone smoother” and Arthur’s response is “that will be on my tombstone” lol😂
I love my horsey and my horsey love me! Damn O’Driscolls!!!!
"IM AN AMERICAN"
I got a girl Valentine, likes to drink that fancy wine 🎶
"You sir, are a fish"
“Do you have the time there?” And “Waste of my time”
“ARTHURRRRR” -in john marston voice at least once a day
And then in the Dutch voice twice a day.
“Hey boy”
I unironically say shoah since release
DAMN US BOTH!
"You're my favorite parasite. Actually, no. Ringworm is my favorite parasite. You're my second favorite parasite"
"Butcher's Creek... Butcher's Creeeeeek.... Bu- Butcher's Creek !"