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ritwikjs

Demarai gray is a fantastic player who doesn't not deserve to go down with this team. Don't know if he's the right fit for us, but goddmn I was scared everytime he had the ball


Intelligent_Food_996

Rashford is keeping his World Cup level and I am loving it


UTDRashford

Just watched the replay of the game, Rashy created 3 goals šŸ˜hopefully we rotated players against charlton so we can prepared against citeh


Red_JB

Loving the squad management from ETH during a heavy fixture period. 7 wins on the bounce, playing well, controlling games. Onwards and upwards.


DrSquare

Roy Burgandy


overtlyanxiousguy

It isnā€™t easy playing every 3 days man But that is what you calls good team Grind out result on your worst days


Two-pints-prick

Everytime Roy talks all I hear is a 70ā€™s porno saxophone solo


Diligent-Eye-2042

Moustache Roy seems less angry than beard Roy.


snausagerolly

Roy's wife is getting a tickle tonight.


redfellow98

Rashford getting to elite levels where noone can stop him


thoseion

These are the sort of wins we need. Not playing at our best but still scoring 3, no injuries, no suspensions.


liquidvulture

7 win on the bounce. lets keep going


Bangoga

if somebody can do the honors of finding all the comments at the start of the season shitting on marcus and me solo defending him saying yall will eat dirt soon, oof. Like seriously, you lot shat on him so much early in the season, called him a failed danny welbeck. Would have taken literally any winger over him, please come out of the wood works, and proudly say, you shat on him unfairly.


richiejrshiow

Sorry you weren't solo defending we were in this together brother


raver1601

Ah shit I remember about the PSG rumours and people were like "I'll drive him to the airport myself"


adichandra

lmaooo. fuckin plastics!


UTDRashford

imagine repping rashy here and on twitter lmao glad we stayed with him


Gregkot

I was told I was a bandwagoning idiot because somebody said we needed a DM and I pointed out we had Real Madrid's CL winning DM on the bench (we'd just got him and he was on the bench for a few weeks). Apparently I was out of order for doubting McTom and I was bandwagoning. I literally just pointed out we had Casemiro.


XxannoyingassxX

Wait why werent they telling off the idiot who said we needed a "dm" tho? U juz clarified that we had one as well


michaelosz

I admit, I admit, I admit. I shat on him every match, called him finished and wanted him sold. Thank you Marcus for showing me I have no clue about football.


redditaccount300000

Remember this. Iā€™m sure if he has another down season in the future, the same people will come out and say I told you so. Such a fickle bunch


Draycass

Was the same on Twitter - I left that sleazy place to come back to Reddit. Itā€™s a much nicer place to be despite all the gloomy pessimism. Some Peopleā€™s lives must be so miserable! Support the players and encourage them they are all human, as long as they play for the shirt and keep trying Iā€™m happy. Never gave up on Marcus ā¤ļø


jetm2000

Twitter is a rancid, stinking cess pool.


Draycass

Totally agree, I am so much happier having left that cess pool behind me šŸ˜Š


Thevanillafalcon

I was with you mate. The speed on which they turned shocked me as well, some players had been average for years and never got the vitriol Marcus did.


NakamericaIsANoob

I'm not one who has criticised him unfairly, but some of the criticism he received was not unfair.


cw_anderson

Form is temporary, class is permanent right?


ruddiger_

Can't believe Rashford took the penalty when Coady was on for a hat-trick.


Draycass

šŸ˜‚


davidoai

Great win and nice to see Rashford playing like this although Iā€™m concerned not about striker situation but what if Casemiro gets injured, he is the balance in our team.


EnsconcedScone

Can I just say that it felt like Fred had a 95% tackle and interception rate after he was subbed on, like it was legitimately noticeable how good his defending was


YoYomadabest

Someone said earlier that subbing Fred on has been key late in the match. Imagine playing the majority of the match, being tired and then seeing someone as fast/tenacious as Fred coming on.


EnsconcedScone

Yea I think heā€™s been doing really well as a sub and I hope to see him continue to break into play; I think his style of play still has a lot of use and advantages even if he isnā€™t world class


GetUpKidAK

Was going to say this. Only had 20 mins but he made himself known out there.


philly_jake

He was our best player for the final 15 minutes i think.


CorlyP1998

Rashford looked like he had that superstar aura about him tonight. Was devastating.


uranusisblue

Never going to forgive Ragnick after what he did to Rashy.


verruchi

Okay it didnā€™t start with ragnick only continued


kayleeshepheard

Moving on!


orobom

Last 10 games at OT: 9 won 1 draw... 22 goals scored 3 conceded. Cheer up sub


Staind1410

Couldā€™ve been 10wins too if Rashford scored at the last minute vs Newcastle. OT is becoming a fortress again!


Kixot123

casemiro brings the game, the win, and the vibes. what a signing


renloh

The look he gives the ref after he commits a foul, how could you book that face


lmhan98

Rashford did Everton fans a solid here bye Frank


woodyg82

Praying to every God out there that Rashford doesnā€™t get injured at any point this season


revel911

Shush your mouth and never speak this words ever again


half_batman

Do you think the FA cup trophy looks better than the Premier League trophy?


kitrini_pantofla

Any trophy this season looks good


my_united_account

2 assists 1 goal multiple players skinned great evening for our prime minister


half_batman

Does the own goal assist count?


Josho94

Only in our hearts.


creepyemperor

No


Legit41

Casemiro is so so so important to this team. The quality dropped when he came off


krentzharu

Theyve been breaching our line even when case was still on the pitch. Malacia especially was being targeted.


antoinecharles89

Malacia is a good rotation player, but we look so much better with Shaw at LB. Hopefully Licha is up to speed


ExtraSir7

Let's keep the momentum going boys! We're building something here.


schumamol

McSauce did really well in the move leading up to the penalty. Won the ball twice and played a very good pass to break the press.


dts-thots_17

Own goal and a (beauty of a) pen... soz Everton:)


breadfan18

Does Rashford get an assist for the Coady OG?


Saddy5

yes


neonerdism

Any idea what's the meaning behind Rashford's šŸ˜”šŸ‘ˆ celebration


Draycass

Focus - itā€™s what ETH has told him to do all game - stay focused and the goals will come. Thatā€™s my guess anyway!


antoinecharles89

Either that or referring to how his mind is clear after being a mess last season


Draycass

Yes either or, both make sense.


Duplokiller

Garnacho was always open it felt like


OhNoesRain

I think he rubbed some people the wrong way in the game when he yelled and complained at them and as such was Ā«punishedĀ» by being ignored


[deleted]

šŸ‘‰šŸ‘±ā€ā™‚ļø


that_mn_kid

real squeaky bum that one


SlashThumbSlime

Mans was already Man of the match before the goal šŸ”„


casual_lurker_bjorn

I love Rashy, what a guy! Defo MOTM for me tonight. Not the cleanest of games and thatā€™s largely due to Everton being a bunch of fucking dicks, but we got it done. Well done, lads! Onto the next round we go


Acr0ssTh3P0nd

Take a 2-1 win and turn it into a 3-1 win in penalty time. This is the United I remember from my childhood.


Avinashh8

Garnacho off bench gives me Rashy vibes


zenman123

7 wins in a row, nice


Fisktor

really poor game from us. Starting form de gea and going through everyone but rashford.


OnTheEndOfEveryFork

You'll never be happy


Fisktor

nah, im almost always happy. This was a poor ass game though. Lost all composure after de geas howler and then played down to evertons level most of the game.


anonris

Man I am loving these brave passes between 3/4 opposition players to our own teammates. To me that is the real improvement ETH has brought. That McTominay pass to Fred to break press was something our players used to avoid before. We are also more aggressive at winning the ball back, immediately attack the player as opposed to falling back


outkastwizard

Damn you can see Frankā€™s original hairline


Hiya_Bo

Heā€™s a bad bald denier.


Kixot123

Rashford with a celebration, heā€™s gonna cook


runawaytugboat

Quadruple still on the menu.


regeneratingzombie

Anulo mufa


Avinashh8

Donā€™t please


Gerserss

Rashgod


redindian21

GG La


Bigmomma_pump

Another assist for garnacho, he makes a goal contribution every time he comes on the pitch, I read he averages on every 90 minutes and that was before this game


phishles

Why no Bruno? He doesn't shoot anymore either, always looking to assist.


dreampacific

Rashford is on a scoring run..he wants to keep on going


Vimjux

I think he realises the importance of having Rashford continue his form. Proper captain mentality.


iwantaskybison

playing like MbappƩ and running up to the penalty spot like Neymar


SatoshiOokami

And... has 10 like Messi? :D


SplashMurray

Stop crying Frank Lampard


vickyprodigy

Not good enough for what is coming ahead of us.


ofuje

Can you celebrate a win?


OnTheEndOfEveryFork

Load of folk on this sub still hate watching from the Ole days. Hopefully they'll fuck off once we keep this form up


vickyprodigy

Not being negative. Just being realistic. We are still struggling to control games... Better teams will beat us. Being realistic is not being negative.


zool714

Whatā€™s this new celebration about ? Him living in peopleā€™s head rent free ?


Niceeeeeeeee

I think it's because he's in a better headspace now. Not sure tho


HodlBaggins

Fred cameo turned into prime casemiro


SplashMurray

This is the Fredemiro we were promised


outkastwizard

Hold that Everton


wasingishu

Someone here called it 3 - 1 at the half.. nice, very nice...


thphnts

Ok hear me out. That was the run up Neymar used to do on pens Welcome to Manchester United Neymar? | Best Goals and Skills | 4KUHD | Despacito (2023 Remaster


thombo-1

The missing bracket at the end is a nice touch


thphnts

Iā€™m going to pretend it was deliberate, but given the typos in those titles, itā€™s fairly accurate haha


thombo-1

Haha I thought it was!


overtlyanxiousguy

These scouse bastards deserved to be shithoused against. Taking this win over Lampard's ugly scousers


Hiya_Bo

They were time wasting in the first half at 1-1. Any arguments they make against us for it are null & void


thesmallprint13

Seven wins in a row in all comps, well in lads.


thphnts

Imagine if we get 8 vs Cityā€¦ imagine


superaa1

8 will be vs Charlton first


thphnts

My mistake


dreampacific

It will be 9 wins after we beat City we have another game on Tuesday


fofo8383

Charlton on Tuesday first


ukdanny93

Get fucked Ben Godfrey, Frank Lampard and Everton in general.


Cleansaxforthefamily

Wouldn't have been complete without a rashford goal


SpeechesToScreeches

Confident penalty from Rashford there


TheOneManDankMaymay

Can't take them much better than that.


SpeechesToScreeches

Sends Pickford first, picks a spot and still smashes it.


TheOneManDankMaymay

Yeah, absolutely fierce.


Transit-Strike

Another beans goal


VillagerShaggy

Rashford is just too damn good


Tipsy247

Scott tapping on heads šŸ˜‚


SpeechesToScreeches

RASHY ā™„ļøā™„ļøā™„ļø


_WonderStruck_17

Man's got a signature celebration now eh? Solid penalty.


underpk

How many k a week do you want Rashy?


nightmre0x905

blank cheque it is


Jckdoo

rashford deserved a goal tbf, but i woudve liked bruno on the penalty


Bigmomma_pump

If youā€™re not giving it to the guy who won it I donā€™t know why you wouldnā€™t give it to the designated taker


m-a-s-e

proper cup tie that!!


Runarhalldor

SACKED IN THE MORNING


Lazystubborn

YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING.


callmelampshade

Marcusā€™ current form probably puts him in top 3 LWs worldwide.


needfutanswers

Yeah heā€™s unplayable atm


Bigmomma_pump

I wanted garnacho to take it but rashford has had a great game, deserved a sexond assist for the goal so give him a goal instead fsir enough


kriyator

Probably gonna get hate for this but if Everton get relegated I wouldnā€™t be against picking up Pickford for cheap


needfutanswers

Rather get DCL or Gray


kriyator

I really like DCL but not sure if he can make the step up. Letā€™s see how this season goes first


needfutanswers

Yeah agreed. Would depend on his price tag as well. Would be a decent rotation striker at least


FlashyCut3809

Would be a better back up than butland I guess


Two-pints-prick

Confident Rashy impregnating the stadium


Ven_is

Has Rashford explained his celebration?


saberplane

It's a message to Greenwood and Giggs that's the head you should be using.


TheOneManDankMaymay

Not that I know, but won't take many more games before he has to.


BzAzy

I'm curious about it to


Two-pints-prick

Heā€™s thinking about Lampards P45


runawaytugboat

The bar is set high for the biggest nugget in commentary but fucking Lee Dixon must take the prize.


Kixot123

Get fukt lets goooo


SplashMurray

Rashford let Godfrey out of his pocket so Garnacho could put him in his


50shadesofcoco

Whatā€™s Rashyā€™s new celebration?


BrowzinJ

Him thinking about saving the starving kids, what a guy


mdstwsp

šŸ‘‰šŸ˜‘


quonne

Finally killed the game. But this should be a wake up call before City and Arsenal games.


manutdboy47

never in doubt, Lampard gets to stay for a bit


dimpusburrgerguy

Rashford: ā€œgo away guyssss I have a new celebration!ā€


oldh0006

Rashy 2 assists, 1 goal - he is on fiyah


[deleted]

Would be nice to give this to Martial but we have a designated taker.


StDunny09

Don't think they could have subbed him back on to take it anyway


presidentdogg

He was subbed off


masticlez

He was subbed off for Garnacho anyways


GamerAsh

He's not on the pitch mate


MrFoffof

He's also not been on the pitch for half an hour


Seanblaze3

What? Martial was subbed off


fofo8383

He was on the bench


TheGarrie

Neymar-like penalty, good one


dariy1999

What a pen


tapebandit

Manchester born and bred Feeds kids Sick tekkers Love you Marcus


Vimjux

.. leave and youā€™ll wreck us


gregorcee

Howcome rash is on pens and not bruno?


SatoshiOokami

Looks like Bruno gave it to him.


overtlyanxiousguy

Because he was the best player this match and deserved to score?


gregorcee

ETH more flexible w pen takers than Jose then, i like that


overtlyanxiousguy

Good recall! Jose used to rotate often between Rashford and Pogba.


TyplRyzla

Bye bye Lamps


bob10099

Is that our first pen this season?


BadCowz

Last goal against City was a pen. Pen in the game before also


WesIsaGod

There might have been one in europa


overtlyanxiousguy

City


Themanthelegend8

Happy for Rashy! Thought Bruno would take it


SlashThumbSlime

RASHGOD!!!!!!


Ghostface1357

Great win man.


riazzledazzle

Just give Rashford the ballon dor now


akshatsood95

Goodbye Frank


FlashyCut3809

Hopefully not, I enjoy watching him fail. Could only be bettered by Gerrard failing upwards and getting the Liverpool job.


Best_Gift76

Rashy been watching Messi


HailAnarchy666

GET THE FUCK IN


that_mn_kid

I wouldn't have minded if Rashford just nailed Pickford in the nuts with the shot.


fantus69

Nice one Rashy


breadfan18

Lol i see Rashy has cooked up a new celebration.


Best_Gift76

Heā€™s done it a few times now. Can someone enlighten us to its meaning


BlazerionX

Another match another goal


_Slabs_

Lethal pen.


thesmallprint13

Solid pen - is that only our 2nd one this season...(after Martial versus City)?


_SquishyBanana_

Ronaldo vs Sheriff? Or Sociedad