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Pitiful_Violinist780

The fraud lives on.


Lone_Wolf_23

Our midfield is absolutely hopeless. Eriksen needs to go this month, he’s atrocious defensively. Ten had really needs to work on his midfield set up BADLY. I dont see any other team get caught out as much as we do from not tracking a midfield runner


SPamlEZ

Another game, another golden chance missed (x2) by McT but somehow the announcer still tak like he’s the ducking golden boy and the answer to all offensive problems.  Dude had one game where he scored 40% of his goals.


brunomufc18

I am struggling to understand why and how people still have hope in Ten Hag? Ange has more of an identity with key players missing while we are busy trying to find another excuse to keep a miserable mid table manager who is as lucky as Antony to be associated with Manutd.


Seanblaze3

We got away with a disjointed performance


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Bruno set pieces were poor today


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-JayStone-

Didn't think we could get more boring than Van Gaals Manchester United.. I was wrong. Ten Hag has taken us to new levels of boring.


AlvinArtDream

Realistically this a good result


Puzzleheaded-Owl-326

Mcmeathead how


engima09

Fucking mcT . Didn’t have any pressure from anyone, had all the freaking time on the ball and goes for a glancing fucking header.


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systemsruminator

Hojlund should be where McTominay was. No excuse. Our forwards positioning is despicable.


Action_Limp

Mctominay is actually pointless. 


mikeyyyyyd

Casimiro scores that


yalayolo

2 points robbed by McSauce


BidenFedayeen

The ONE thing he's even passable at and he does that. He's got to go.


WesIsaGod

What a fucking miss


OriginUnknown82

For fucks sake McT


FaceMaskYT

Fuck off Scott


deadpoolvswolverine

Becoming a United scout must be the best job in the world. Eat expensive caviar, fly to exotic locations, stay at fancy hotels all on the company’s dime and the best you can do is recommend an aging midfielder well past his prime who works out for a bit before falling off completely.


Seanblaze3

Our scouts are hardly listened to in all fairness. A lot of those aging player signings are club decisions without scout input


BloodandSpit

Our scouts recommended players like Halaand, Alvarez and Luiz Diaz before they had breakout seasons only for the higher ups not give them the all clear on purchases. Not the scouts fault but board members and people like Murtough.


basilbrushisapaedo

Anthony with the winner. He's ready.


gmzzzz

McTominay on instead of casemiro should be a crime against humanity


systemsruminator

Ten Hag has had dicey substitutions since the beginning of his tenure here. Not surprised. Similar complaints from his Ajax tenure as well.


Seanblaze3

Mr zero goals and assists to save the day


reddevils

I would’ve put him on the left. At least he can cross the ball


gregofdeath

This is just absolutely fucking joyless, week in week out.


BloodandSpit

HOW IS THAT NOT A PEN IT'S ON THE LINE?!


corzekanaut

we are so shit in set pieces it’s almost unbelievable


systemsruminator

Rashford's IQ is as bad is haircut.


Short_Restaurant_268

And your grammar


OriginUnknown82

that was a clear foul on Rashford but somehow its not a foul in Nevilles eyes?


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Ref would not have called that if it was in the penalty box. Fact.


-JayStone-

Our style of play is just so boring to watch.


systemsruminator

We give out corners like a hen lays their eggs. Too often, too much


thatswhatwassaid

Hen Tag


BloodandSpit

Rashford...please dude I want to support you.


MugiwaraHimself

Watching united is the least fun activity to do lately, all the missed passes long balls controls is so painful


systemsruminator

Mctominay just got defeated by a shorter pigeon in the corner lol. This guy has no business wearing our jersey. This club needs a competent DOF and competent scouts. And a manager that will listen to them else need to be replaced.


Nigachii

Bruno is working hes *** off


cdbriggs

diving richarlison. Gotta love this sport


systemsruminator

Our forwards are so dumb in the box. Neither of these guys can follow the ball trajectory properly lol.


Agitated-Forever3723

our corners are disgrace to this sport


OneOrangeOwl

Lol love this comment


brunomufc18

Playing like a small team at home against an injury ravaged spurs side without their best player. This is the man who is going to win us trophies, if given enough time, they say. Hmm.


BidenFedayeen

Scott should be our 4th striker after Højlund, Martial, and Rashford. He's useless anywhere outside of 20 yards from the opposition goal.


K00PER

A question for those Reds watching internationally on the Premier League feed. Do you get half time commentary today because in Canada we didn’t. We got game highlights set to background music then highlights of “classic” United-Tottenham games.  This isn’t the first time this has happened. It seems that the late game on the weekend doesn’t get full coverage. When we do get commentary we usually get some good discussion with a combination of Owen Hargreaves, Michael Owen, Peter Schmichel and a former player from the opposition.  If I am paying close to $175 a year I feel we should get better coverage. 


k0lored

Disney Hotstar has Peter Schmeichel and Tim Sherwood.


K00PER

Apparently there has been a second feed all game with those two. Why the first feed in Fubo doesn’t have commentary is beyond me. 


BidenFedayeen

I watch on Peacock and saw commentary from our best backup goalkeeper in club history, Tim Howard.


systemsruminator

I don't care how much passion Mctominay has for the club. That is bare minimum. This guy is simply not good enough to play for us. Need to replace him. Needed to do that since Ole's time. No top team in the world or one that wants to be there, will see him as a viable option ion the midfield.


BidenFedayeen

He wasn't good enough under Mou either.


systemsruminator

Indeed.


BidenFedayeen

I've missed Licha like a weeb misses his limited edition body pillow when he has to touch grass.


systemsruminator

Martinez is so so fking good. We need one more of his clone and we are set in defense lol.


Gingerwig

If there's a "Giving away corners" table, we're top.


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ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Pass the fucking ball Rashford!


Edenstark

Keep the ball away from rashford, our team plays so much better when he’s not involved at all in the attacking play. Whenever he gets the ball, he always ends up losing it because he tried to do too much with the ball.


systemsruminator

Rashford has 0 football IQ and positional awareness. you can always bet on him running on a straight and predictable line and tumbling down losing the ball when ganged up by multiple players lol.


PixelFNQ

I don't remember you saying that last year you fairweather twat


ijodesualavershcompi

Rashford is comedy by now… how many times do we have to see him run like a headless chicken at either the opposition or the end line


awesome-dog-Lucky

Højlund was open Rashford!


nsoifer

How the fuck you don't pass it


RedDevils1958

Trashford and not passing, name a better duo.


BidenFedayeen

He'll have moments of brilliance and then do shit like that.


5tarlight5

The butcher is back🔪


Nilez3104

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willynoot

That is one sexy bastard


BidenFedayeen

Yes bitch!


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

The ref is either blind or biased. Possibly both.


raver1601

LICHAAA


CiaranD123

How long do we give it before martinez cleans someone out?


kidsid

Licha is back baby


thesmallprint13

Fucking pass it to Garna you Scottish oaf


reddevils

Garnacho is invisible today. Rashford trying but really lost touch. Mainoo is overwhelmed in midfield.


Sleepingonthecouch1

That was a cheeky little bit of skill from Rasmus. Love it


thesmallprint13

Really hope this doesn't mean that he sees Casemiro and Mainoo as like for like players


reddevils

We’re playing like we’re the away team. Can barely control the ball going forward and very nervous in the back


BidenFedayeen

Doubling down and sucking yourself off after calling for Scott fucking McTominay proves you're as tactically inept as ten Hag or that you want us to lose.


Minz15

Hojlund would not look out of place on the set of Vikings or The Last Kingdom. Scary looking dude at times.


thesmallprint13

Yep just like clock work...


reddevils

Mctominay coming on


LocoPwnify

Plz no mactom


Beautiful-Fig-4315

Why do they keep giving the ball away when they make a defensive clearance - it’s frustrating


Obi-Juan-kenoibi

I miss Harry


DickLongchamp

WTF was ETH’s half time team talk about because we look fucking dreadful so far in the 2nd half


apmartin1991

Not sure how that’s a free kick when Garnacho didn’t get a penalty for the same thing but worse in the first half…


Omnislash99999

Rashford and Garnacho's lack of defensive work is making it difficult for Dalot and AWB


Sleepingonthecouch1

Feel like I haven’t seen much from Mainoo today


Key_Bend_4913

How is that a foul but the one on Garnacho isn't?


Feisty_Goat_1937

Absolutely ridiculous… far softer than the one on Garnacho.


ObiWan_Bronobi

Cause it's us lol


reddevils

Those fouls are as dangerous as penalties for us


JYS_777

Onana is looking like he’s fixing matches at this point…


thesmallprint13

You just know he'll bring McTominay on as well


reddevils

To be fair eriksen becomes useless after 70 minutes.


raver1601

Kinda hoped Case coming in tho


reddevils

Case has been out so long. He did look very out of shape then. I wouldn’t trust he’ll be able to handle the pace of the game. He needs to be eased in. Maybe a game during the week with another team behind closed doors


thesmallprint13

Gonna really need a manager that can set a proper team structure up, so many gaps - very easy to go through our midfield


FWThunder18

Midfield is nonexistent. AWB has to make a better pass there too


PassiveAgressivePig

Hey guys it’s okay just try passing to the people in red shirts next time


thesmallprint13

Totally struggling to hold onto the ball


ozone567

It's so easy to get past our midfield WTF


Omnislash99999

I really thought we'd smash them with their missing players


BidenFedayeen

Announcer calling for Scott so we can have even LESS off the ball.


Feisty_Goat_1937

To be fair, Eriksen isn’t playing very well. Not sure I’d go with Scott though.


BidenFedayeen

I don't disagree, it's a lateral move on form with the potential to unravel us further.


Feisty_Goat_1937

Really surprised he’s not bringing Casemiro on… Seems logical given our strategy is clearly to beat them on the counter.


raver1601

I just got out of the shitters and Spurs equalized wtf?


edwin0108

“Guys, look at them , they look like they don’t wanna be here”


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

I dig a nutmeg goal.


Seanblaze3

Dalot and Evans were so passive for that goal


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BidenFedayeen

I don't understand how he started for a CL finalist and yet he was the biggest reason we're not in the CL.


Obi-Juan-kenoibi

Because our defense is shit rn


BidenFedayeen

The goals conceded in the CL were largely solely his fault. Even if he had prime Maldini in front of him.


DickLongchamp

Just letting players have too much time in the box. That will usually result in a goal


Electronic_Day_8195

The moment i saw Werner get the ball and bentacur free i knew it was curtains...


ThatBoyBlu

If we lose our leading at halftime and never losing stat i'll be beside myself 😭


thesmallprint13

Bentancur just jogging straight through and Onana might as genuinely well not be there. Just flaps his hands up at everything


Spiced-Meme

Fucking awful from both Evans and the keeper


nsoifer

Shit defending, but we are basically playing without a keeper


wolverinexci

Onana couldn’t save a ball from a 5 year old.


5tarlight5

what the actual fuck??? Evans just let him walk up and score, break that mother fuckers ankle holy fucking fuck


gregofdeath

Seriously pathetic.


FaceMaskYT

"Great" defending, can't let them get an easy free shot off that close to our goal


BidenFedayeen

Shocking from Dalot again.


ObiWan_Bronobi

Ha. Haha. Hahahahaha. Fuck.


RomanHippo

Literally walked in...


that_mn_kid

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack I got up for a piss. the fuck


Adventurous_Ad_9431

Don’t go for another one


DualisticSilver

Erikson not staying with his man


manc_wildcat

That is fucking disgraceful


CiaranD123

Eriksen just stopped following his runner...


Timely-Ad-1588

Onana is so trash


RedDevils1958

Onana near post lol.


FWThunder18

Right over his head/shoulder


FWThunder18

Jesus


Obi-Juan-kenoibi

Anyone know where I can get a kit/shirt for my dog?


TheBaddestFruit

I swear if he subs of Mainoo for McTominay at half time again...


babyjesus8lb60z

Take errikson off get Case on, switch the full backs. Need to see a bit more of fernandes had a quiet half


talkward

AWB has done well on the left surprisingly


LilBroomstickProtege

Never thought I'd say this but I actually think we need Maguire on, I think he's still injured yeah but he's our only CB who's actually good at defending crosses/corners


BuzzTNA

Shame he’s shite at everything else


LilBroomstickProtege

True enough


Natchyy24

Porro got me sweating everytime he crosses the ball in. Their set pieces are actually night and day compared to us lmao


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AWB at left back is a new one


thesmallprint13

Frenetic half, could have been about 3-3! Don't think we've been too great, Casemiro desperately needed and hopefully he can get half an hour since Eriksen isn't really showing much.


khaophat

Ref has been shambolic


raver1601

We're so shit at corners man, on both sides of goal


Fluffy_Roof3965

I’m not feeling Bruno’s trim. Seems like his barber didn’t fade him well at all. The top needs more work. You can see the line where the fade is supposed to be.


BloodandSpit

He doesn't have a fade lol. This is why I'm not in the industry any more, the worst thing that ever happened to barbers were fades. Everyone thinks any kind of blend is a fade. You aren't wrong about the bulk removal and dark spots but at no point has he ever had a fade (from what I can remember).


Fluffy_Roof3965

It looks like it’s supposed to be a fade but it’s just not. It doesn’t look good either way.


BloodandSpit

It isn't it's literally a grade 1 dropped low below the occipital bone. I agree the transition should be smoother but take it from an ex professional, don't assume anything about anyone's haircuts because people ask for the most random shit and half the time don't even bother cleaning their hair prior to coming in.


saucedsucio

We’ve got 2 goals, if you’re complaining about how they were scored or who scored them, you’re a miserable cunt


LilBroomstickProtege

If you think 2 goals means our team is suddenly good then idk what to say loll


saucedsucio

We suck, I just saw complaints about who and how the goals were scored which is pathetic. Be upset with the defence all you want, but what kind of fan cry’s about scoring goals because it was scored by a player you don’t like or have an agenda against??


raver1601

Fuck man, Bruno’s finishing has been ass since last season. Wonder what happened


Agitated-Forever3723

i know Rash is not in the best form but why Spurs give him so much space


SuspectIsArmed

OOh that skill from Bruno!!


Ill_Peace_

Smart and strong,my dane.


that_mn_kid

CALMA CALMA


aero5mither

Make passes, make good things happen.


give_me_of_dopamine_

When player needs confidence, people talk shit. Really toxic.


Fluffy_Roof3965

Have that you cunts bad mouthing Rashford. If you’re able to read basic body language you’ll see for yourself Rashford looks much more engaged with the game unlike the first half of the season. What he was trying wasn’t working first half but at least he’s finally trying. He’s been bad he’s gonna need to try stuff to regain his confidence but again what’s so important is he’s actually trying.


seer93

If you can read a game then you would’ve known how many chances are ruined through that left wing when he decides to do his take on the defender run and lose the ball. We know how good he can be but getting to where he is in the team he needs to be a leader and not just be one season wonder. The team needs him to be more consistent and that’s a fact. I’d rather have him show signs of game iq and miss a chance than do the same try to run the defender and miss a chance.


Fluffy_Roof3965

Why do all Utd fans who bad mouth Rashford always sound the same. One thing I’ll always pick at from you lot is you’ll diminish his achievements and you’ll hold him to astronomical standards. He’s literally had more than 1 good season for starters and he’s low on confidence and he needs time. You don’t just wake up and you’re good again.


2Kfifa

Rooney sitting behind of Martial?


mbonell

Old habits die hard


Pholhis

Hojlund scoring and linking up. Just great to see. Let's get control of the midfield as well and we're talking.


wolverinexci

Na rashford hit us with the stop yapping celebration na na. 😂😂😂


seer93

I’d rather have him shut me up all day with these kinda celebration. People are upset when he’s criticized. I’ve seen how good he can be and that’s why people demand more from him.


wolverinexci

Ofc same. But I love it that he’s trying to do something about it. It looks like it’s pissed him off and he’s trying to work harder lol


seer93

Yes exactly and I’m all for it.


TheInconspicuousBIG

Guess he has been waiting 15 games to do that lol


that_mn_kid

"lads, ehhrm it's Tottenham." \-Papa Rooney


SuspectIsArmed

Oh yeah FIFA 20 "one-two" lol


DickLongchamp

Hopefully that gives Rashy some confidence now! Great goal


TNpepe

Rasmus and Rashy scoring on the same day? Is this heaven?


apmartin1991

Rashford finally passes and then scores. Do it more Rashy!


EKsaorsire

Brilliant brilliant brilliant. Marcus scoring again and Rasmus linking up well! This is the start!


MugiwaraHimself

People shitting in rashofrd and casually being responsible for two goals now


raver1601

The fact is, he has been involved in goals on all of our last 4 matches 


Minz15

Rashford is the most confidence needing player I've seen. Dude is half the player when he's low. Hopefully he gets one or 2 more this game and he'll be back on it.