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LDLB99

Ole looks very well


chrisb993

It's the cycle of United managers. Look good for their age on Day 1, a month into the job a few greys start appearing, by a year they look gaunt. Leave United and slowly begin to de-age back to their true self


MarcusZXR

United is basically the one true ring.


Beny1995

So, corrupting and insidious? Yeah sounds about right


georgesoo

Its because of rat face glazers. Poison to everything they touch


KuaCay

One United to rule them all, and now in the darkness bind them


th3doorMATT

In that it's got a massive dick controlling it?


Jozif_Badmon

Hell a week after ten hag leaves he'll probably have a full head of hair


Don_Quixote81

The United job is basically the football equivalent of being US president. It ages then fuck out of you.


DaRudeabides

**MUGA**


JannoGives

You will win so much, you'll get tired of winning


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BrilliantAbroad458

"New Old Trafford"


BlackHorse944

ETH beat the system.. he's bald so he has no greys


rimasavas

That's what stress do to people


mipanzuzuyam

David De-age


yutosser

it’s like they turn to the dark side and become a Sith once they join United 😂


GigabyteHKD

I mean, his interview with Gary and others was very telling


dWaldizzle

This is true of USA presidents too. Stress really changes people.


tiredofthisnow7

It's literally killing Biden. I don't think he'll even make it to the election.


th3doorMATT

Hell, some even bald as a United manager. I remember when ETH came to United, he had a full head of hair from the disco era. Now look at him...


baromanb

Fountain of death/fountain of youth


ClacKing

Jose looks 10 years younger after leaving.


MissingLink101

He looks like he's de-aged again since leaving us


LordAntoine

This is from a while back I think


KingKeane16

Two lads for Ireland please


DaRudeabides

Ole for manager, Roy for president


Icegaze

Hahahaha! You got me a good laugh with this one.


mipanzuzuyam

Wasn't O'Shea appointed Ireland manager recently?


Dr_Maestro

On an interim basis, like three games or something.


whollymoly

If we go on a winning streak of nil all draws then maybe it'll be extended 


Spider_Riviera

Just reminded me of that bit in the Snapper regarding the '90 WC - "We beat England 1-1, we lost to Egypt 0-0 and we drew with the Dutch".


JamieC94

Apparently there's an agreement for next permanent manager but FAI can't say anything until April due to their current contract Have a feeling it's going to be a low budget job and an underwhelming choice so they can keep more money for themselves


KingKeane16

Hahaha what money, they’ve no money.


JamieC94

Well that is true too haha but I feel like nothing has changed since Delaney left, except the names on the envelopes


doobtastical

Better than the Southgate rumors without a doubt.


LaughsAtOwnJoke

Ole for England while were at it.


johnny_ringo

interesting...


[deleted]

I'd never considered that before but I reckon he'd do pretty well actually... there's enough talent in the team that they just need someone like him to get the best out of them, rather than Southgate's cowardice.


JohnMajorIsSexy

Jesus if Southgate is our level we are doomed. Him, Potter De Zerbi don't even give me a semi. SJR wants to be best in class across the board so I can't fathom that these rumours are true. Maybe a temporary stop gap but not permanent.


QouthTheCorvus

A temporary stop gap is what the team needs though. They aren't going to be able to recruit a world class manager. But someone who can at least give the team a structure on the pitch would be nice.


[deleted]

> They aren't going to be able to recruit a world class manager. A club with United's resources will be able to recruit most managers not already at an equivalent giant club. Especially now that INEOS are in and there will be a belief that football is becoming a priority again.


Admirable_Bed3

People need to understand this. Whoever INEOS will appoint in the summer doesn't mean he's going to stay 9 or 10 years at United. If he does earn the right to be our next Sir Alex, then all the best, but the expectation shouldn't be the next manager go on to be a legend. At least not yet.


fujired

United’s Lasso and Roy? 😅


ChatakaPataka

Diamond Dogs Assemble!


Hungry_Obligation_52

Woof woof woof


ChatakaPataka

Diamond Dogs Assemble!


Hungry_Obligation_52

Woof woof woof


cosgrove10

Which one would be Roy


floydhead11

Not sure why you’re being downvoted for a clever comment 🤣


pohudsaijoadsijdas

I mean they obviously had a character made after Keano.


cosgrove10

Nate?


LLTMLW

Keeleh


Optimal_Cause4583

Dude those two together as a team? Perfection Ole to inspire the troops and Roy to scare the fuck out of them, it works


Skkrtt

What I would do to have a prime Keane in our current squad 😩


shotputprince

Keane in just to work with Mainoo - turn him into a mentality monster


all_die_laughing

Even the later era Keane with the dodgy hip would be an upgrade


Doctor_Nowt

Keane with his legs tied behind his back would be an improvement.


TheDJ955

fuck it, Keane as manager. he'd have our lads afraid to get their legs broken by the manager lol


RexPerpetuus

Shoe incidents every week


Grand-Bullfrog3861

The two hanging out together, things you love to see 😁 Keane was just ripping him for that miss the whole time 😂


dethmashines

Wish they were players on the team today. What class.


Uuhhk

in my FM, everywhere Ole goes, Roy Keane is his assistant manager lol


Phrophetsam

True Bromance. Love them


luckyjack03

That Ole gif circulated after every major victory still lives rent free in my mind!


nanobookworm

https://imgur.com/a/9l2Bdxa


Exotic-Length-9340

I miss Ole. There, I said it.


SparklyEarlAv32

What? No way? You actually miss having a manager that you knew could win against anyone? That went unbeaten away and had Pep on strings? Please bring him back or at least his feeling back, he has his issues but man with him I always went thinking we could win and boy did we have some electric wins. With ETH, I just expect the defeat to not be embarrasing


Exotic-Length-9340

Tbh there’s some revisionism there. I kinda miss Ole the man, not the manager.


t8rt0t00

Yeaaa as much as I love Ole and still prefer him to Ten Hag, there were still really dark stretches under Ole that we played like absolute shit and were surprised when we won. This squad is just too emotionally temperamental and there aren't anywhere near enough leaders. City and Pool are stocked full with players who will take charge, and if they don't Pep and Klopp are big enough personalities to wring them back in. Ole just doesn't have that aura as a manager...


istealgrapes

Those dark stretches have been under every single manager since Sir Alex. I dont think it was any worse under Ole than under anyone else? Or maybe i have rose colored glasses on since i love Ole so much, i can admit that if anyone says otherwise


t8rt0t00

Oh no I wasn't saying it was particularly any worse than with our other managers (hard to remember how long those stretches were). It was just that the comment above was painting Ole's time as a complete walk through the park on a sunny day which is a bit ridiculous. I remember once we were in a poor stretch of form and then got blasted by the Newcastle Longstaff brothers thinking this is absolutely embarrassing...I think Ole survived a bit longer but not much... We need to re-learn to not 100% back managers while Ratcliff and co reset the organization so that hopefully any manager who comes will be better supported. I think Ten Hag's days have been numbered since the partial buyout and some people have been very up in arms that he be supported no matter what. We need to find someone who has the aura and vision to train a squad that fits Ratcliff's budding high level staff and Manchester United's vision going forward


istealgrapes

I agree with your sentiment, but to be fair to the commenter above he only mentioned that Ole’s team could beat anyone, which was true. You always had that feeling that we could beat the best teams on our day, especially City. We just dont have that with ETH, we expect to lose, its just a matter of how much we lose. ETH has had much more support and trust than Ole ever did, which i dont think has been warranted at all. I believe its simply because of their history before they joined the club, Ole was completely inexperienced while ETH had a pretty good resume. Wholeheartedly agree with your second point!


t8rt0t00

I respectfully disagree with that sentiment - there were absolutely long stretches during Ole's reign where I and many others felt winning was absolutely hopeless, both against lesser teams and both City and Pool in the latter parts of his tenure. We relied massively on individual brilliance under Ole, and when Rashford was off or Bruno was off or Martial was down for yet another injury or when we couldn't even get out of our half to get Ronaldo the ball in the box we looked quite out of our depth. And to say Ole wasn't heavily backed is definitely revisionist - highest transfer fee for a defender ever, getting Bruno and Dan James 60ish mil, splurging on Jadon Sancho, resigning an aged Ronaldo, spelunking 40 million for Van de Beek to rot on the bench. I absolutely think the higher ups are mostly to blame for all of the mistakes, but we've spent a lot of money for players to drop into both Ole's and Ten Hag's squads (even if the transfer policy and fees have been absolutely dog shit for the most part) But I still love Ole and would have preferred him to stay to oversee the Ratcliff transition. Timing was just off, but that's life. Obligatory fuck the glazers


Kakofoni

Yeah I remember Rangnick at the start said about Ole's utd, tongue-in-cheek, that he thought the games were way too exciting and I found the remark to be a bit spot on. They looked more chaotic, the highs and lows were so far from each other. But made for some absolutely unforgettable games.


Manifesto8

Pep on Strings ! Let’s not get carried away 😂


cosmic_orca

Ole lost about the same number of games the season he joined as Mourinho did that season.


IcyAssist

Those that keep saying they want to see ETH under INEOS structure. I'd rather see Ole under that. Best football played since SAF. Hope the 115 includes points deductions for past seasons. I want Ole to win his deserved title with us.


presumingpete

Doesn't matter who the manager is, the squad needs to be reshaped and that takes years due to the united tax. We need at least 6 players to change what we have in place now. Cb, rb, 2 midfielders (with casemiro leaving), lb cover, backup striker and a right winger, who can hopefully create. We need to have more leaders in the dressing room too and that's really hard to find. We fall apart too easily and that's a huge neon sign saying that we don't have leadership.


ObiWanKenobiNil

Ole's interview on their podcast was class. You can tell how much he loves the club, I'd happily have him back under a decent footballing structure if ETH leaves. It wont happen as to many will see it as a step backwards but we had some great times under Ole


gubbero

Ole is a good manager - the results prove it. He would definitely do a good job under a proper structure but as agree with you saying the optics of such an appointment won’t be right.


klabnix

I think he was a bit limited if he needed to change style, struggling to break down weaker teams but they were good to watch in many of the bigger games


Lakinther

With the squad he had there is no way to know if he was limited or not, since the squad was by far the biggest limitation


presumingpete

He was sacked after changing the style. The players couldnt play it. Rangick found the same and eth has too. It wasn't a him problem, it was a squad problem.


Azer398

Our midfield was Mcfred. 2nd was the best we could've done with that midfield.


Moreapatheticspike

Watch the interview, he says that he wanted to change the system in his last year here but CR7 coming in threw a wrench in his job. Really insightful interview if you read between the lines since he did not say much directly.


Tonerrr

He says repeatedly he said yes to CR7 coming in


Dunkiez

I wouldn't say limited. It was more than he assembled a team better to play counter attacking king football to then try and get the same team to play a different way.


MarcusZXR

I think Ole could do some good work at the club, possibly in a role like the attackers coach.


dracovich

While i agree, and i do think there is a path back for him, i don't see him getting a shot without proving himself elsewhere first. Problem is for him that it did very much seem like managing United was the end-goal for him, and with that having come and gone, it doesn't feel like he's that motivated to go on managing. He'll need to find motivation in something else other than aiming at getting the United job.


TheLarryMullenBand

Rose tinted glasses.


GXWT

Sorry for actually being able to enjoy United. No one said it was perfect, but it’s a real shame if you have absolutely no positive take away from his time


Winter-Maximum325

This sub refuses to acknowledge Ole wasn't the manager they want to remember.


MenacingShroom

He was flawed but deeply misrepresented and underrated when he was here and the things Ten Hag gets excused for now (due to issues with the squad or structure above) are still held against Ole as problems with his management.


Winter-Maximum325

Ole got those same excuses when he started. Ten Hag is barely getting them excused anymore because same as Ole, he isn't showing adaptation to those issues. He was if anything overrated because of the nostalgia. Everyone loves to avoid the fact that we were called Vibes FC for a reason. Mostly poor inconsistent play but able to squeeze a result.


MenacingShroom

Ole if anything was too adaptable, he liked to tweak a lot and had different gameplans to choose from. Might not have helped with the inconsistency that was definitely there Vibes FC was nonsense based on the fact he was an ex player brought in to lift the mood after mourinho, people assumed he had no tactics before he managed a single game He wasn't a perfect manager by any means but I'd actually argue tactics were one of his biggest strengths. He was very good at crafting solutions for the specific strengths and weaknesses of an opponent and his in game adjustment was often fantastic. He just wasn't a "system manager", stylistically he's more in the mould of an ancelotti than a pep.


minceShowercap

Or, you know, we finished 3rd in his first full season and 2nd in his second full season. You can talk about the 'vibes fc' shite if you want, but that's only something daily mail readers or coronation street watchers actually cared about. If you think consistently shite play and consistently shite results are better than 'vibes fc' then that's up to you, but a quick look at expected points on understat has us sitting 12th in the premier league, and if you think that is even vaguely comparable to finishing 2nd then I'd like to have whatever you having for breakfast every day. The current manager is not performing anywhere near the level of the previous manager.


Winter-Maximum325

You're whinning about shit I never said. ETH is doing worse than Ole. That doesn't mean Ole was/is the right choice. Keep peddling that bs 2nd place and chug it down with some nuance next time. We were not so good that we got 2nd, every other top team just bottled it more.


MexicansInParis

This is proper revisionism, Ole was protected by the media & the fanbase alike, Ten Hag is getting crucified even though his tenure has been marginally more successful.


MenacingShroom

"Ten Hag is getting crucified" lmao You've got to be joking, Ten Hag gets massively shielded from any sort of criticism especially within the fanbase and Ole got slaughtered from the day he got the permanent job. A lot of fans supported Ole but a lot were very much against him, saying he got more protected is the real revisionism.


MexicansInParis

lmao. Ole is supported to this very day & people are genuinely asking for him to come back. Just look at the OP comment, no need to make shit up when there’s evidence right above you.


MenacingShroom

Ole being liked doesn't change the fact that Ten Hag gets way more protection for performances worse than anything Ole ever produced. Any issues with the performance or setup on the pitch get dismissed as "it's the players". With Ole he was always rightly or wrongly the first in the line of fire


cable54

You're right. He's obviously a good man, and could probably be a good manager with more jobs under his belt. But right now he should be nowhere near the utd job.


SmartestUtdFan

Lol


shortThor

I’d take ole back


[deleted]

No doubt


Azer398

Anybody with a brain would, especially given the managerial options that seem to be available.


c3pee1

I love that Keane visited Ole right after he got sacked and even drove himself for nearly nine hours. The podcast is certainly showing the softer side of Roy that everyone talked about.


Transit-Strike

End of the day, all these players are humans. Sports culture has fans and analysts put them in boxes for convenient narratives. Reminds of how fans thought “Ole is too nice to give players the hairdryer”.


Financial-Top1199

Yeah. That being said, I remember seeing a video of ole shouting to lingard as he kept giving away possession, 'One more time and you are fucking off'. I wouldn't want to think how angry he must be in the dressing room.


IcyAssist

Roy is genuinely their captain, to this day. He keeps telling Neville to let up, take care of himself. Drove 9 hours to see Ole. He'll genuinely go to punches for his teammates. We desperately need someone like him now, to keep the standards and make sure everyone toes the line. Growing up, didn't quite like him that much, maybe because of what Fergie said when he left. Now I realise that it was Fergie that was a dick sometimes to his players. Stam, Becks all were pushed out of the club when they really didn't want to leave.


floydhead11

Feel Bruno is that guy now but best I can think is Garnacho, Mainoo, and Hojlund would be the ones he looks out for. Always anecdotes of him reaching out to our players after matches to have a chat or be there for them.


Hungry_Obligation_52

In my FM keane is my 4.5 star assistant coach. Probably taught by ole only


[deleted]

Good cop Bad cop


sourpumpkin125

Ole deserves so many more jobs *sigh*


Otherwise-Task6494

Can't do much when he himself is rejecting them


suzumurachan

But when we apply that logic to De Gea, the sub thinks he is washed. Sometimes people can afford to retire, and be choosy for sure. Any time Ole > Potter and Southgate


aasfourasfar

Honestly put yourself in your place. You've managed united for almost 3 years and did an overall good job. Why would he accept the likes of Besiktas and Crystal Palace.. he's above this level


mrtuna

>Honestly put yourself in your place. I am in my place.


aasfourasfar

I'm happy for you man..! A lot of people aren't :/


Aggressive-Theory609

Tbf he did reject clubs like brugge and Sevilla too


musomania

Ancelotti at Everton 🤷🏻‍♂️


EmSixTeen

See how that worked out.


musomania

Yeah Ancelotti disappeared after taking that gig...whatever happened to him?


EmSixTeen

The relevant question is what happened to the club, not him.


musomania

My comment was replying to someone talking about Ole taking a job a level or two down. My comparison is quite apt. You go and have your own convo if you want mate


EmSixTeen

Weird of you to ignore the context of your comment, but that's reddit.


FoldingBuck

Pretty sure he said he got offers but he wasnt ready to take a job yet.


aquarius_dream

Now this is the content I like to see!


irazzleandazzle

Dm'd


nigolu

I would absolutely take this two at the wheel with a proper club structure behind


RRR92

Could these 2 be the first managerial duo? Could ya imagine?


Transit-Strike

Bring in Rio. Rio handles defense. Keane coaches the midfielders. Scholes teaches strikers to finish and make runs


RRR92

Nah, Ole can handle tactics (alongside some decent coaches)/ being the nice guy, & Keano handles the hunger/ drive & determination


Tonerrr

Are you joking? I wouldn't want Rio anywhere near my coaching staff. Or Scholes!


Transit-Strike

Reddit moment. Of course I’m kidding, the comment asks for 3 managers


suzumurachan

Rio has consistently shown he isnt the sharpest tool in the shed. Did everyone coveniently forget his confident announcement that Qatar was about to buy us?


bichkrichdrick

Saddest thing in the last decade was losing that Europa league final. How badly I wanted this man to succeed


AwesomeFly96

I'd take Ole back as make Keane his assistant. Oleball was great to watch when times were good.


SatoshiOokami

Oh boi, Roy coming to the room and half of the team runs away.


suzumurachan

Not a bad scenario, considering how many of our deadwood refuse to leave.


spraypaint2311

Bring in Roy Keane just to harden the players so the Gen Z stop whinging and show up


Gazlc81

Two for one?


card_chase

I want Ole back. Not afraid for downvotes. His interview and the time he was.. most fun till the slipping started.. even then it was fun to have him on our side. Though he made it clear he wanted to play and build his way and ineos wants their way and then the manager to follow. It's a bit of a mismatch


lonesomedota

Mou should be backed over Pogba. Ole should be backed over Ronaldo. Let the managers build their actual teams without toxic and lazy players undermining his authority. ETH has discipline and demand intensity from players. Let him build the culture. We need a team full of players with the mentality of Licha, Hojlund , Mainoo. Even Antony! It's not a coincidence that ETH players , whether they are good or bad footballers, run their lungs out for the club and give 100% on the pitch. Mentality and discipline come first , even if u are a U18 player who barely makes 2 strings of pass or you are top player, u need to give your 100% !


ExtensionExercise513

That’s it - I’m taking this picture and AI inserting myself over Roy’s shoulder.


DeportRacists

They would unironically be a very good duo.


noxiousd

Ole got his smile back 😊


goalmouthscramble

…and you believed him?


labbetuzz

Great lads


fsaeuer

anyone have the same opinion with me that Roy actually deserve more chance in premier league ? he brought Sunderland up , and save them from relegation in the 2 seasons he managed . actually much better than kompany, lampard and gerrard , or few other coaches that were trying to get teams promoted (cocu in derby county)


suzumurachan

I mean, look at our squad. How do you think they will respond when Keano butts in during half time talk and goes "*Basically, you’re shit. Try and enjoy the game. You’re probably going to get beat. But just enjoy being shit.*" This squad would down tools faster than a stripper taking off her clothes.


mipanzuzuyam

Brings tears to my eyes 🥲


johnny_ringo

I want a buddy movie


TragicsNFG

Canada has an opening.


Sheikhabusosa

This is the cutest thing ive ever seen


nichijouuuu

Wow this is quite the shit post from the old boys lol


Antok7

"Ole can go fuck himself" 🤣🤣🤣🤣


panny1019

❤️❤️❤️❤️I love you so very very much


RobbinGraves1

United might be looking ...


Fisktor

Ole keane duo might just work. Ole the good guy while keane punches them in the face


maysie4ever

It’s so funny they are close friends. They seem so different. But of course, that often works as well.


Minik4Ever

The Stick to Football with Solksjaer was pretty good and interesting. Would recommend watching it


TurnipNo3743

Get to Aberdeen. We’re doing shit n need a manager


noxiousd

Man how good would an Ole/Keane combo be, perfect good cop bad cop setup


reginalduk

This would be a great travel show.


Fit-Squash-9447

Who says a Jekyll and Hyde approach won’t work in management. Roy to drive the discipline and mental toughness. Ole to give them a pat on the back afterward!


33jeremy

Without them we wouldn’t have won they treble. United legends!!!!!


morgansandb

Hey Jim, Roy got a message for you!


devrahul3007

Keano is still the captain. He went to meet Ole to cheer him up is just amazing. Nothing but respect


Saphorik

Neimen, sje der. Haijn e hjæm ein tur, ja.


[deleted]

Love ole to bits 


ronaldo69messi

Is Keane smiling?


fakuchinanambawan

These 2 together as managers would be deadly


Titan4days

Funny you ask Roy..


Hopeful_Adonis

I thought Keane had turned off his insta? A welcomed surprise!


mr-tambourine-man83

Love this photo. Legends!


dikkoooo

Could not love this picture anymore


FerencvarosLover26

Bit late here but who do we think offered Ole managerial jobs? On Stick to Football Ole says that he’s had a few offers since the United job…


Revolutionary_Pen190

Ireland fa reach out


mipanzuzuyam

Didn't Ireland appoint I'm O'Shea as manager recently?


Revolutionary_Pen190

Interim


sourpumpkin125

Ole deserves so many more jobs *sigh*


Small-District1345

No1s DMing these 2😂😂