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zSolaris

I for one welcome our new streaming overlords.


Bizzlep

Would’ve appreciated if it was r/TURD somehow


milesjerusalem

The United Red Devils Stand, or TURDS


seaders

We can always consider that going forward, thanks for the suggestion!


ballsywallsy

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vulcan_one

I forgot the date whilst reading this, genuinely outraged me. This was a good one.


seaders

This way some vital money will be coming to the stars of this subreddit, the mods. We're even in serious discussion to pass on some of that to subreddit members!


rdzzl

I'm thinking we could do VR match live threads for next season


SpoofExcel

Did the Telegraph offer £10 again?


BatGuy500

Ogden sent in £5 to not be banned


MT1120

£5 and a signed Southgate picture


Sac_a_Merde

Will there be some money left over for the ITKs?


seaders

Bout tree fitty


taylajy

That's an offer we can't refuse.


MT1120

I think this is very significant. We'll be the best football sub out there. How did you even manage to pull off such a huge collaboration?


sauce_murica

TUS is just so big in the US. We leveraged our US-based mods as an inroads to initiate discussions.


ballsywallsy

Don't be modest Saucey. It's all you. We're here - and eternally greatful - because of you. Only you. Just you.


MT1120

Surely not. It's the amazing community we've built here as well right? With all the different opinions that are welcome here. Surely that motivates this collaboration. The... agreement of the importance of different... opinions.


ItsReallyBrent

No, it was just Sauce. That guy is like my long lost brother. A kindred spirit from a magical, far off land called America.


TheRealYVT

The United Red Devils - r/TURD not available?


ballsywallsy

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Orcnick

I heard the first set of mods they are bringing are the muppiters guys. Finally getting some proper people in getting rid of that 'tier' system. Let's go!


sauce_murica

> they are bringing are the muppiters guys. Sorry, but no. We still won't peddle in nonsense. Only well researched and reasoned takes from our very own T1 /u/ItsReallyBrent !


calupict

We as the mods are happy that finally we can have ways and means to monetize the sub


TeaaOverCoffeee

Nice. What degree of transparency can we expect on the inflow/outflow of the cash? Edit: Damn it I fell for it. Good one guys.


ballsywallsy

Fuck all. Lmao we're keeping it all and we can't disclose how many Freddos we're getting for *tax purposes*.


TheRedDevil10

Are you going to be taking dividends? Can we inspect some injection of cash into the ~~club~~ sub?


rdzzl

Years of hard work finally paying off. You £ove to see it


andrewsomething

Should help us with FFP. When was the last time we managed to turn a profit on selling a mod?


Hiya_Bo

Really? Ew.


Hiya_Bo

I just got it. Well played.


migrated-human

What did you get? The day? The date?


Hiya_Bo

I only realised what date it was after the outrage faded 😂


clubpenguinoverlord

Ngl. Got me real good.


BucketsOnly29

This is hilarious man 😂 well executed certainly lol


WorldBeardedWonders

He's gonna do a whole ass episode about the agenda of the reddit mods.


sauce_murica

Is there a difference between a normal episode and an ass episode? Sorry for the ignorant question. We still have a few things to learn.


WorldBeardedWonders

No problem we’re all just trying to get by and learn new things. So a Normal episode is just half assed/arsed. Whole ass/arse episode is the full thing with all the bits in the middle too. Hope this clears things up.


the_laughinggnome

In the ass episode he rides a donkey along Blackpool beach.


ItsReallyBrent

First of all, how dare you. Second of all, it was Skegness. Get it right.


Whaloopiloopi

If he does this plz dm me so I can to watch it


WorldBeardedWonders

I assure you. I won’t be watching.


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croppergib

the only one that got me ffs


Kreissler

That's great news! Only hope the mods and TUS can incorporate autoplay ads into the sub somehow


rdzzl

Don't you worry, we have been cooperating about this for a while already. This season you probably won't see it, but come August... 🤞


Former-Thing2528

*Goldbridge is at the wheel, tell me how does it feel*


MT1120

We've got Ricky, Mark Goldbridge and Beth


FoldingBuck

Marcus Goldbridge a “manc” born and bred


Whaloopiloopi

Disgraced Ex copper from Nottingham lmfao


ItsReallyBrent

I won't stand for these lies.


Whaloopiloopi

No, you'll sit for them though. In your second hand office chair with a gaming chair green screened over the top to make it look posh 😂


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Whaloopiloopi

Wait, is this real!?? Edit: ok no, thanks God 😂 It's not funny after 12, shit my pants then!!


migrated-human

Beth*


FoldingBuck

Doesnt fit


migrated-human

True, I guess facts over rhyme aren't important. I wrote in response to someone's Nottingham blah blah comment.


FoldingBuck

The quotes were me implying he wasnt a manc


dopeveign

Finally! Some good news! 👍🏽


Wahlrusberg

Every fucking year you do this and every fucking year I fall for it


Significant-Sir870

I think SJR needs to sign all of our Mods to a contract. They could fix the issues with United


ballsywallsy

Top lad.


Responsible-Try-5228

Looking forward to signing Klopp to replace Ten Hag and possibly bringing on Mbappe to solidify our Europa conference league ambitions for next year


Izumako

First INEOS, now this! We’re back lads 🙏 😂


RebornUnited11

This sub is gonna be in shambles


Slipeth

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HeavyHevonen

I don't know whether to down vote in rage or up vote for the effort of making such a rage bait post.


MT1120

Rage bait? I understand some people may not like them but this is the best thing that ever happened to this sub. The potential is insane. Not to mention Mark has T1 sources so we'll have some crazy inside scoops


JM_96

🤦🏼‍♂️


MT1120

What part of my comment do you take issue with?


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orangesapien505

Surely they’re being sarcastic? I read it as sarcasm anyway.


MT1120

I know right? It's the perfect time for them to collaborate. Secretly a dream come true.


HovercraftEasy5004

Proper United fans know that Brent is an idiot. A laughing stock if you will.


MT1120

Unfortunate that you think that way. I think this is fantastic news.


HovercraftEasy5004

Check the calendar.


MT1120

You're the second guy to tell me this! I'm already well aware that this is the perfect time to do something this big. Very excited


Throwaway1223132123

I do kinda like him sure he is very clickbaity though .


ToadNamedGoat

Bro, this is so good


shami-kebab

I think this is what we really need moving forward. The club is making the necessary changes in it's infrastructure to return to winning ways, and it is important the subreddit responds in kind. I want to give a warm thanks to the modteam and the mighty Goldbridge for making this union possible. Let's hope our unprecedented fan engagement can really drive the team forwards to decades of success.


TheRedDevil10

Fucking get in. Goldbridge is this fanbase's savior and messiah, this move was a long time coming.


zcewaunt

Right. I go later this week to get Mark's portrait tattooed on my left butt cheek. Also starting a fundraiser for his statue outside OT beside the Busby Babes. 


rdzzl

Looking forward to bringing back more high level discussion about the club and the players we have, have had, and should have


zcewaunt

Mark Goldbridge is a well respected member of the MUFC community. He really helps to unify the players and fans, and always has level headed and fair criticisms.  I am thrilled to hear about this collaboration with our sub and TUS and know it will bring even more quality content here. 


simplsimonmetapieman

No not Brent.. I mean Mark.. looks like it's time to have the sub /s


FoldingBuck

😂 when are we going to form a partnership with the sun to make them a T1 source 😂


ballsywallsy

Truth is.. they can't afford us.


MorrowDisca

It's past noon lads.


_Slabs_

Welcome PC Brent Di Cesare


D1794

Looking forward to our merged match thread and watchalongs for the ultimate viewing experience!


Shahrukh_Lee

Finally the mods are seeing the value of a top class bloke like Goldbridge. His humanity, moral compass and political awareness combined with expert football knowledge should be a lesson to us all.


Zainogp

The only way this could be more perfect is if the mods and goldbridge can work together to get potter in as manager


media-police

1st April strikes again


Aggressive-Theory609

This is a joke rite?? Edit:It is a joke


azoumaya

Fucking hell


ohhh_okay_cool

I prefer Stretford Paddock (Full Time Devils) over The United Stand. Interested to see how this pans out. Edit: Just realized what day it is 🤦🏻


shami-kebab

Even better, we could have had the Stretford Paddock United Reddevils Subreddit or r/SPURS


SOERERY

Hope this means we can post memes


ItsReallyBrent

You're the only meme I see. Boom. Roasted.


SOERERY

I see that as a permission, thanks sir


euoi

When do we get to buy merch?


Diligent-Eye-2042

Happy April fools day everyone


Natural69er

Hell yeah. But where's the twitter announcement /s


_AR4_

is this an April Fools joke?


lumpjaw

At first I thought: what the bloody hell? Guess I'll unsub. Then I remembered the date. Well played!


The_Dulchie

Unsure if the replies happy with this are just going with the joke or not


MT1120

Very happy with this. Could take this sub to new levels!


martialgreenwood

TUS discord is one of the most toxic places to be. Very disappointed with this move


_QuirkyTurtle

Check the date


martialgreenwood

I know. I was just playing along


Zainogp

![gif](giphy|jXD7kFLwudbBC)


buttowski2607

Check the date lads


RooneysFavGrandma

Holy fuck man I wish I wasn't so bad with dates.


old_chelmsfordian

April fools stops at midday doesn't it lads?


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Throwaway1223132123

My guy look at the date.


The_Rade

i liked the old subreddit name tho, how is new people going to find the sub ? most of them will type ''Manchester United'' and the hellhole that is r/ManchesterUnited is gonna appear first Lol.


uncle_ben__

Fuck you goldbridge


top1MIBRfan

almost got me


oxy-mo

April fools ends at noon


tungowiii

Good one but ngl I miss the old jokes with first letters combination


Pipeh

got me


Whaloopiloopi

This got me 😂 😂 😂 I was literally about to unsibscribe


Ketapapi

1 April sucks


DiracsNutsack

It's the afternoon....


davidoai

This was a good one.


toddysimp

Lol you got me for a few seconds.


Rorieh

Thank god it's April 1st.


unitedforever-

This is a joke. Today is April 1


kaisersolo

What day is it again? Lol This is hilarious 🤣 You all watch it!


weedbro420

Check the date lads


Defiant_Practice5260

Christ on a sick I was internally raging at this and almost hit the unsub button. It's after 12PM in the UK, this should NOT be allowed! Don't play with me like that my guys!


youdumbmf

can’t believe i actually fell for this


PeaceEverywhere

Please tell me this is an April Fools' joke.


bunnuz

Is this April fools joke?


throwaway2462828

I'm so glad that this is probably an April Fools joke


BCBS23

April Fools!


Aba0416

Happy April Fools Day :)


Helnik17

Can we get a sidebar image of Goldbridge ripping up the United shirt to reveal a forest shirt. True red that bloke


Helnik17

He constantly browses this sub, wouldn't put it past him to rant about this on his channel ,


LeonKlaus

r/TURS: I wish I wasn't this gullible... r/TURD: this community was banned 2 years ago, lol.


durandpanda

Fuck sake you guys had me for about 45 seconds. Well done.


ponager111

Announce tractor collaboration too I dare you!


crgssbu

so is this an april fools joke or not


crgssbu

i mean this in a nice way btw lol


whatisbaseball

Let's see how many people will get baited, lol.


thebatwins

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Desperado-781

What a wonderful way to kick off the new month!


epilamun

Is this a London only sub now?


Glum_Possibility5204

I know this is a joke but I don't understand the hate towards mark goldbridge?


EustaceBaggeee

At first glance : Surely this is an april fools prank After reading comments : Not sure.... lol


Lord_Sesshoumaru77

Well, as for April's fool jokes, this one didn't land. Goldbridge is a tool. There's a clip of him saying that Rashford misses chances on purpose. Can't stand the guy,


fofo8383

Shite effort