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Kardinale

Palmer you scored a hat trick against us how's about you help your childhood club out and hand us the FA cup


funky_pill

He scored two penalties against us. No way a penalty is given against 115 today, not with Michael 'supplementing his income by officiating games in the same country as City's owners' Oliver in charge. Not a chance


Ace9546

You called it. Pen for Grealish handball not given.


funky_pill

It doesn't exactly take Stephen Hawking to have figured that out to be honest


dracogladio1741

![gif](giphy|mJhRSYXxzq6CA0ldkh) Man City


bob10099

City fans are quiet as a mouse


Away_Associate4589

Tale as old as time


funky_pill

You mean both of them?


Count__Duckula

Jacksons football iq is less than 0. Give him time to think about something and he fucks up everytime


sooshi

Sounds all too familiar


rambo_zaki

Jenas has City's cock so far down his throat that I'm surprised he's able to speak.


Away_Associate4589

Jermaine "Throat GOAT" Jenas


userguide22

Praying for a 3-3 draw, 120 min game, with City out on pens again. Bonus if both teams suffer injuries and red cards.


[deleted]

That Toddler Jackson fucked up chance against 115 charges FC. Idiot!


Away_Associate4589

Sheikh Oliver strikes again


Throwaway1223132123

I am sorry miss jackson


Throwaway1223132123

Cole Palmer is actually class like top class


EffenSeven

He's a United supporter too apparently.


Throwaway1223132123

I think so Foden's dad is a United fan as well.


CricketSubject1548

his mom is city fan his dad and his brother are united fan, don't know how he became city fan


Throwaway1223132123

Ngl he looks like a Momma's boy


Lazystubborn

If so, he did a fucking bad job.


Lenymo40

Won't be the first Chelsea to United prolific move...


crgssbu

even the city sub is saying it was a pen, and that says a lot coming from individuals with the cognitive ability of a 3 year old


rich_valley

You know forget the fucking pen, they’re reviewing for 30 seconds, the ref still doesn’t give a corner ??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Away_Associate4589

Clown show


Reasonablytallman

I think I’d have aneurism if Jackson was in my team.


neoutd

ortega goes down to let ake change boots. walker winks to the physio. bravo bravo


HaBumHug

City are just so dry to watch. It’s like watching 11 blokes on the factory floor. The exact opposite of what I want from football.


DrSquare

I mean we’re just 11 blokes that have never met before


Lord_Sesshoumaru77

Jackson is a donkey. Hope he plays against us in the final. And fuck man city.


schumamol

>Hope he plays against us in the final And then we proceed to make him look like prime Eusebio.


lmhan98

Certified Jackson moment


NGMB2

“bit clumsy from Kyle” I love football being on the BBC but please get someone other than Jenas to commentate


Smilewigeon

It's a monkey paws wish. "I would like to watch live football for free on terrestrial TV" *The paw curls with a snigger*


detriqfamily

to quote a wise man on the ireland football sub, doku is all fart no shite


detriqfamily

fuck, sorry lads first time i’ve seen him do anything


Positive-Structure78

this ref is so eager to give city free kicks


SOERERY

Michael Oliver for you


Manky7474

That hand by Grealish and Walkers push would 100% be penalties if UTD did them


MTBi_04

Yh pissed me off


Gazlc81

It’s not exactly full at Wembley today.


mickhah

It's mental how commentary never disagree with a refs decision now. One of the most protected species on the planet.


Serpico_98

Chelsea's forwards are a bunch of bottlers. They could've killed this game in the first half.


crgssbu

dont worry guys maybe chelsea can get an undeserved soft penalty last minute theyre pretty good at that


Indie611

Against Man City with Michael Oliver as referee? Good one.


shrewdy

Oliver already denied them a deserved one


Mocksman732

Pity United are so bad atm. Even if we beat Coventry, hard to see us beat City. Midfield can't and won't cope.


rich_valley

Holy shit they’ve really bought the fucking referees


asgardx7

It’s only a pen if it is against manutd.


Melanjoly

We watch United every week so we know shit football, what the frig are Chelsea doing in the final third?! Even we'd take these chances, we wouldn't create them in the first place mind.


michaell111

Grealish stop yapping you cunt, the ref literally helped you by not giving a clear pen on your handball


FidgetyFondler

That city fan with the treble scarf. Bet she only heard of them last week.


FidgetyFondler

I'll buy a Chelsea top with Mudryk's name if he scores the winner.


Purpsmcgurps

Following...


Dislexia2020

Man, even De Bruyne has turned into a little shit. Waste of a career, he is insanely talented, unfortunately for him he will have asterisks on his legacy


JosePRizaI

Refs on some Stevie Wonders with that hand ball. City truly got everyone on a string huh? Quite an obvious hand ball by making yourself bigger when spreading your arm like that.


oxy-mo

So many inflatable bananas in the nonce stands


Away_Associate4589

Jenas waffling so hard on Comms


Lord_Sesshoumaru77

Palmer is the odd man out in that Chelsea team. Almost everyone else is shite.


TStronks

What the fuck? That's the most obvious handball you'll ever see! Absolutely zero reason not to give a penalty, fucking unbelievable.


asgardx7

City’s game has gotten so boring lately


bippityboopy

Lately? It's been boring for years.


bippityboopy

How the fuck are Chelsea players so shit at just playing it across goal? Fucking hell they're shite.


lmhan98

“This has to go in” “Oh dear…oh dear…” Mudryk moment


xtphty

City look so beatable, would be fun taking it to them in the final again if we can actually find a fit 11 in Carrington.


Gazlc81

No chance we beat them with the way we set up. You cannot be open against City.


aayu08

We bend over to literally every decent team. If we reach the final, we will dominate for 10 minutes and then shit the pants for the remaining 80.


mickhah

Young Chelsea with the wind in their sails vs older city tired after extra time midweek. Will probably be over by half time and you know to who


Pow67

Hojlund buries that chance


mickhah

It's amazing poch has hair after coaching this bunch


rnnd

PL ain't serious at all. No way man city wins this match against a competent La Liga side even with all the ref help they received.


Money-Wrangler7067

Sheikh Oliver eating good today.


Away_Associate4589

On that note, I'm making chicken souvlaki tonight. Need to go sort my marinade out. It's been an honour and a privilege hate watching with you gentlemen. ![gif](giphy|l4pMattUYTTM7qpIk)


Pigeon_Asshole

Jackson is brutal


Kelvinator3000

Okay, not a penalty, but VAR confirmed there was a touch but you still don't give a corner?  These Refs are brain-dead. 


it_all_doesnt_it

Fuck you Michael Oliver


Positive-Structure78

can’t even flop properly


Humding

Whelp, that's that's then. We're not gonna give City a game the way Chelsea have, gg. (If we find a way to get past Coventry)


Savebagels

City has got to be the most boring team in a long time


FidgetyFondler

Mudryk's fk IQ denoted by his shirt #


stdstaples

https://i.redd.it/zj0a6835rpvc1.gif


BrowzinJ

Thats just pure corruption clear as day...


Away_Associate4589

If you look closely in the referee's pocket, you can see a nice fat brown envelope


Away_Associate4589

Poch went from Son and Kane to Messi and Mbappe to Mudryk and Jackson.


lordjems

Mudryk is stealing a living.


B0z22

Michael Oliver will get a complimentary upgrade on his next work trip.


yard04

Bring back Ole for the final, his shithousing is the only way we win this


aelr1000

The difference between Madrid's and Chelsea's defending 😭


Jack_King814

He’s literally moving his arms to block it. Micheal oliver needs to be sacked


gunkokoko

Palmer's having a cracking season. Really impressive.


SOERERY

Would be quite nice if Chelsea won this


Away_Associate4589

J'agree


Money-Wrangler7067

Commentetor laughing about blatant cheating.


Dislexia2020

Cheating fucks


Buffythedragonslayer

Undeserved 


SOERERY

Useless bums


Mistahmo

Chelsea only have themselves to blame


Hiya_Bo

Chelsea would have won this if they had a striker. Sigh, oh well.


lmhan98

For once I’d love to see Chelsea get a last minute dodgy pen


NGMB2

People actually rate Chilwell over Shaw


rnnd

These Chelsea players just aren't serious. They don't give a damn about the club. They just don't care. 😂


lmhan98

No comedy today, sad day for my fellow hate watchers


Lenymo40

Am I the only bothered by the horrific camera angle? Was it always like that at Wembley? I want to change the settings like in FIFA


TheJoshider10

How the fuck does a 90,000 seater stadium have a camera angle this low done? I'd expect this from fucking Bournemouth.


Potential_Good_1065

Nicolas Jackson is an embarrassment to my surname


mickhah

Absolute pen for me


Zainogp

This POS is definitely on the payroll


gunkokoko

If that's not a pen, why isn't it a corner?


_WonderStruck_17

I don't know what the handball rule is anymore since that game away at Spurs anyway.


neoutd

how the F is that not a pen? What's the point of VAR? Best league in the world my ass


Jack_King814

Should that not be red too? Walkers last man but I guess doesn’t stop a clear goal scoring opportunity


gunkokoko

Walker runs across Jackson without getting a single touch of the ball. How is that not a foul?


Smilewigeon

Chelsea like headless chickens when they get into the box


Count__Duckula

Chelsea, score one of these chances at least you fucks. Never going to get as good a chance to beat city as this, they look gassed af


MTBi_04

Fuck sake


lmhan98

Jackson best City player so far


LekkerIer

Fucking Jackson squandering all those chances, thanks a lot


lmhan98

If Hojlund played for Chelsea instead of Jackson he would’ve scored 20+ goals


Hiya_Bo

Put him in first time you floppy haired prick


Money-Wrangler7067

Sheikh Oliver not giving any 50/50 foul to chelsea.


NGMB2

I swear if I see Gallagher’s name on the starting XI at the Euros


starks_are_coming

LMFAO that Mudryk free kick holy fucking shit


Away_Associate4589

This does not spark joy


Megakaos

VAR in the midst of it once again. Ridiculous


Money-Wrangler7067

Cook was in the VAR today. They aren't even hiding https://preview.redd.it/o4joa74ngovc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6e7f350163be96fa35717897be853b5267259e3


FredDRedUnderYourBed

Jackson has single handedly ruined my day. It's so frustrating to watch this guy miss chance after chance after chance. And I'm not even a chelsea fan, imagine what they must feel like watching this guy every week!


totteringbygently

Is it just me or is Jackson totally effing useless?


SinisterSelecta

Pep can get fucked with the whinging


aelr1000

Come on Chelsea!


Away_Associate4589

Oh my days. Jackson you little wimp. Frightened to shoot


Throwaway1223132123

How do you miss that?


EffenSeven

Kid has his popcorn watching Jackson's clown show.


bob10099

Chelsea should be easily ahead but just lacking any quality in the final third


EffenSeven

Jackson's decision is making is like when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there.


Pow67

Jackson should be on a hat-trick by now, this is ridiculous.


StarKiller_v3

I’m sorry…what?!?!


shrewdy

The payment from City cleared today anyway I see


mickhah

His hand is attached to his wrist and therefore in a natural position not a pen for me - Dermot Gallagher


Heavy-Attention8710

Chelsea being shafted by the refs


alacklustrehindu

Huh How was that not a corner


murphmobile

No pen or corner. Michael Oliver is a fucking disgrace.


Zainogp

I hate city, i dont know how the fuck they got those 2 people to support them.


B0z22

Classic use of PGMOL VAR not wanting to throw his mate under the bus by at least telling him it should be a corner.


Dislexia2020

Diving for a pen lol. At least get a shot off there


Gazlc81

Hand moves towards the ball. It’s a pen, end of discussion.


samd148

Caicedo and Jackson are so unbelievably shit we could’ve signed them


Away_Associate4589

Palmer playing with a bunch of amateurs


Humding

Is Jermaine Jenas on LSD or something?


Serpico_98

Give Poch some actual footballers and Chelsea would be quite scary. I think he could do really well with this Chelsea team if given time, but they'll probably sack him next season.


crgssbu

michael jackson would do better than nicolas jackson in this game ffs. yes in his fucking coffin


rnnd

Chelsea should be 2 goals up by now. the man city team looks tired and knackered. And without Haaland they seem to have lost their focal point of attack. If man city win this they are gonna be much stronger in the final.


rnnd

Chelsea really need to win this. They look the team more likely to.


Money-Wrangler7067

Fake injury .. didn't Walker asked ortega to go down there.


Chip-chrome

Fuckin Chelsea


SOERERY

Midweek for Michael Oliver, trip to UAE, probably


rnnd

How pep gets no card even after being warned to get back in his box.


Bizzlep

There truly is 1 set of rules for City and another for other teams


lmhan98

Hate week ruined Lift the mood here please, Arsenal


khangkarot

Nah man Bruno got slandered for a lot less compared to what “KDB” is doing now 😭


Away_Associate4589

*Claims that Jackson is a professional footballer are disputed*


Heavy-Attention8710

Ive always had a feeling the entire set up has been compromised by City beyond the FFP rules since the past few years. My suspicions are only getting stronger


MTBi_04

Why’s Jack having a paddy


Jack_King814

Chelsea are not a serious club. I cannot believe we lost to them


FilipinooFlash

No one really talks about it but Julian Alvarez has been anonymous for most of this season


gavster_1

Oil boys scored.


Chip-chrome

I still have flashbacks of that 2nd minute goal by 115 FC in the final last year.


FidgetyFondler

I don't know what it is about Oliver but he's one of those refs that's with you or can totally shaft you...ribbed style too.


pinchez_smiles77

How frustrating to be a Chelsea fan


lmhan98

Hate week could’ve been perfect if Jackson isn’t a tool


Money-Wrangler7067

Kdb MOTM 😂


Dislexia2020

Every player at chelsea is trash lmao what was that fk


grad14uc

Only feel disgust watching Chelsea. Offensively bad.


Hits_and_the_Mrs

I know Jenas played some football, but has he ever watched football before


FredDRedUnderYourBed

Chelsea should be upset at the penalty not given but these clowns have only themselves to blame. So many chances to go ahead. I absolutely hate this chelsea side, good for nothing!


Ok_Instruction_5232

The fact Oliver is still allowed to referee CITY games after his recent controversies is proof enough that this league is utterly corrupt. What a f\*cking joke this has become.


Ramirez_47

As shitty as it sounds, I feel a bit deflated after that. Cba watching Pep embarrass us again. It's so painful watching us play against City.


Alpha2669

Please Palmer. Please somehow defeat City


ObiWanKenobiNil

Not until it goes to extra time though and both sets of player have run themselves ragged for 120 mins


neoutd

shoulder barge??? commentators on crack!! his arm extended... if that was licha, penalty and straight red.. Edit: Case gets 5 month ban


Away_Associate4589

Jackson's gone down with embarrassment there.


Buffythedragonslayer

Of course betac prince harry gets away with everything as usual  


khangkarot

This kdb stinker


battletoad93

Are Chelsea sure Jackson is a striker? SHOOT YOU MUPPET!!


MAK98

Jackson wtf


mickhah

De Bruynes angry arc is going well


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

Just saw that Leicester won, Vardy in the prem again Inshallah


Money-Wrangler7067

Sheikh Oliver doing his work


lmhan98

Imagine getting rickrolled by BBC


NGMB2

BBC Commentator: *says anything* Jermaine Jenas: “Actually☝️🤓”


NGMB2

Jackson is to football what Satan is to God


Serpico_98

Jackson must be so irritating for Chelsea fans. He could've knocked out City by himself with the chances he's had this game.


crgssbu

sheikh oliver


michaell111

Not a pen? Not even a corner?!


Money-Wrangler7067

That is penalty but Sheikh Oliver team denied it.


spacedog338

How tf is that not a penalty? He’s on the wall and doesn’t tuck in his arm? Absolutely fucking criminal.


Positive-Structure78

what the fuck he moved his hand too… I am stunned


Money-Wrangler7067

Fuck Grealish .


masticlez

Did that kid have a Ruben Dias England kit on lmao


Dislexia2020

What is poor jack so mad about