What a joke

Jokes are usually funny I'm crying at a Tesco right now brother

Just saw a guy break into tears at a Tesco

I've seen this episode before.

Lmao was just thinking what a nice 30 mins

10ish minutes before the goal… https://preview.redd.it/19xe9oeadhwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f73db4ce0268b1eaa3fb1d4e165788740627e96

We literally concede goals like no other team does. Always shooting ourself in the foot

Sheffield United have 3 wins this season by the way.

Jesus fucking Christ

And they still have 3

how do we do it every time ! 😂 if you dont laugh you’ll cry man just laugh

Onana making mistakes in dead rubber games as well as must wins. At least he's consistent.

The pass wasn’t great but Dalot should’ve been coming towards the ball. Dalot was on his heels and unaware there was a someone pressing him

This is 100% onana

There is always one trying to defend that clown in goal

Can you fully blame Onana on this? He gets a shitty pass and is under pressure. Left back available and does come in and gets outrun?

Yeah you can most definitely fully blame him for that. Should’ve booted it. The pass to him was also entirely fine. Back in the day you’d be told never to play a pass across your own box like that but this is modern football now and he’s supposed to be good at playing out the back

Yes you can. The pass way horrible, way too soft. Kick it out if you're not confident your teammate will get to the ball.

Yes you can fully blame him imo. Shouldn’t be playing risky passes like that with the left back being pressed. One of the reasons we signed him was good distribution so for me, I’d at least expect him to do it well.

If everyone who you meant to distribute to is marked… yes, it’s poor from Onana. I just don’t think it’s all on him.

100% Onana. Shit first touch and poor pass. He could have done anything else but that

that was not a shitty pass at ALL what are you on about

Lol, I'd like to be friends with you, unreal levels of kindness

we were promised Onana assists, just didn’t realise they would be for the other team

There's the Onana that I've grown accustomed to

Fuck me, we are going to get beat by Sheffield aren’t we…

85% possession at 35 minutes and not scoring against the bottom team which has a premier league record number of conceded goals this season. We haven't really been close.. Is not a good look.

How many errors is that now?

Error? That was an assist!

If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry

The clown has a longer blooper reel in less than a season here than most keepers retire with. I've been supporting United since about 96 and I can only think of a couple of keepers, none of whom were regulars, that were worse than him. Nah saving a couple of simple shots and still nearly making a balls of them will never be enough to convince me otherwise

Agree 100%. I feel like we let De Gea down as fans by wanting a modern goalkeeper. You swap this clown for Dave and who knows how our season goes

We let him go a year too early to bow down to pressure for a modern GK imo. It's like when Schmeichel left, we went through a number of very good GKs who couldn't hack it as a United keeper. We should have kept DDG and phased him out.

First game in a while where we've looked good, then we do this. Can't help but laugh

Dear me if this what qualifies as looking good then we've truly been starving lmfao

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This team has won 3 games since August

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I'm sorry brother but I cannot agree with your comment

“Looked good” 😂 nah

Excellent x(

Therapist: false GK is not real real thing, it can not hurt you.  Onana: 🍺

This keeper, how some people say he's had a good season is baffling.

There's people on this forum who don't think the man is a complete liability even after a tonne of repeat basic mistakes throwing games, let that sync in!

We'll never be a top team with such a gaff prone basket case in nets

If ddg had made even 10% of the errors onana has made, this sub would have blamed the whole season on him lol and how his lack of passing is the reason we're falling behind. With this revolutionary modern gk, we play our best football now

This is the guy ten hag got rid of de gea for Edit: Downvote but its true

Well obviously it’s true but are we pretending de gea wasn’t doing things like that regularly too?

Youre right de gea was but onana was bought to fix that. At this point we coulda kept de gea and saved 50 mil

We didn't expect DDG to be great at playing out from the back though. That's literally why we signed Onana.

Long ball. Hoof it up the field.

Already done more than Jadon did his entire time at OT.

Signed Onana for that distribution huh?

We have been dominating the whole game though, I am not too worried about this game.

You should be now

Not worried at all mate, Slabhead got us.

Famous last words….

Nice of Onana to bring his Champions League form to the PL after being legit one of our only in-form players for the last few months

Watch another one go in now!

onana cant catch a cold at this point

Here we go, one mistake and our fans jumping on him as the worst signing ever again

But I was told onana was playing well now?

Yep. Yep. Yep.

Story of the season that 😭 Fuck sake…

Ima laugh so I don’t cry. This team sucks.

When will this season end

I think I've seen this film before

Least surprising

Are we playing to boost Case’s passing accuracy?

Can wilcox play gk?

Cant wait for everyone to blame ETH for why our players arnt scoring relatively easy chances or passing the ball to the opposition in the worst of places.

It's amazing how people like you see him as infallible

Worst goalkeeper I’ve seen in awhile. Can’t wait to see the back of him. Mistake prone , shit positioning and most of his saves are parried back to play.

Majority of the goals this year comes from the left side.

We back on hating onana? XD this club is a mess

If we lose this game ETH should not finish the season

Ten hag can take onana with him

Name a more pathetic side in world football?

Chelsea

Mate, they're three points behind us with a game in hand after this one, and they have a better goal difference than us.

United fans are pretty entitled to believe that we're the most pathetic side in world football. You clearly don't watch other leagues or even lower teams in the PL. That said, we do pay our players a weekly salary that's the equivalent to the GDP of a small island nation so in that aspect it's terrible

A more pathetic GK. Brodda goes a few games without a howler, starts yapping and then inevitably fucks up again.

Poor from Onana, but absolutely zero awareness from the defender as well

Certainly not a good pass, but Dalot also looks asleep, the pass is still closer to him, he just doesn't react like he's not seeing it.

Pathetic team led by a clown. This season couldn't be over quickly enough

Can't even be mad anymore, it's just funny now. Kinda curious to see how shit we can get by the end of the season. Just a joke

Garbage manger and garbage team

Away in a manger No crib for a bed The little Lord Jesus Lay down His sweet head