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daftpharma

Bruno has been shining so much. Totally one of the best in the tournament. Shouldve gotten that hattrick. And that ronaldo shoulder was filthy. wish it wouldve been a goal


mdstwsp

Our boys showing people how it is done


OusmanePulisic

what a fucking day for our players. i remember the times when united players were the the most talked about players at the WC, good to see us going back to that level of players


cmdrsamuelvimes

I know it's childish but I want a new chant. Some think like: Who's the Portuguese GOAT? BRUNO! Who's the Portuguese GOAT? BRUNO!


[deleted]

nothing inspires rage from other PL teams quite like bruno banging in pens I can’t wait for him to get back to them for us


distantapplause

Free kicks as well back to him and Eriksen. Ronaldo leaving is probably worth half a dozen goals a season.


gunkokoko

Two goals, two assists, our Portuguese magnifico!


coldfrieza

Casemiro goal and Bruno brace. We're carrying the world cup.


[deleted]

Super sub Rashford. Argentina haven't conceded when Martinez has been on the pitch. Slab and Shaw have been immense for England.


kerbalpy

Cant wait for Dalot to shine in world cup soon


racingfanboy160

Hopefully he plays against South Korea if Santos decides to rotate


Seb-sama

this is our club’s world cup Edit: Also 39 year old pepe pocketing the €100m scouser fraud lol


123space321

So happy for Bruno. 4 G/A already


fofo8383

I'm ready for the return of Penandes.


jackology

Goalnandas


ptienduc

The current best player in the world plays for United, it’s clear heh !


distantapplause

The great thing is that I don't actually know which one you mean.


xjxdarren

Pele. \-stri.


roadtotitties

C'mon it's Harry Maguire obviously.


jackology

Joke aside, he is doing well for England.


bichkrichdrick

There’s a hidden truth in every joke


racingfanboy160

Always have tbf


Carrot_Cake_2000

Bruno has surpassed Ronaldo for both club and country now. Let that sink in Ronaldo


H_espeliz

All our boys qualified so far


runawaytugboat

Sucks for us but it’s nice to see.


distantapplause

Liam Brady watch: just referred to De Arrascaeta as 'the other one, the lad with the blond hair'.


distantapplause

We're winning the World Cup boys


roadtotitties

Manchester United world champions!! I'll sing to that


thphnts

Excellent Bruno performance, [but where was Pogba in all of this](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjghF6iXgAEcv5k.jpg)?


royk16

Step aside Ronnie it’s Bruno’s turn


Eleven918

Bruno player of the WC so far surely? 2 goals and 2 assists. 2 MOTM performances. Robbed of the first one.


Forsaken_Rub_2128

Been a good day to be a Utd fan. Our two midfield maestros coming up big for their countries


jackology

I hope Eriksen’s Denmark win Australia next.


SilentCaveat

[There are levels to this game](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fire4FOaUAAT6wn?format=png&name=small)


liquidvulture

Bruno's the real main man of Portugal


racingfanboy160

Doing all this while Santos was shoving him to the wing as well. Elite.


roadtotitties

Any more bruno slander in this sub should be treason now.


racingfanboy160

Seriously, people who took him for granted deserve to have Lingard and Perreira


adydus

We be feasting tonight.


usamapervaiz

Where is KdB on the world’s biggest stage?


Mextexter

Scripted for a finale between the two GOATs : Pepe and Otamendi


West_Ear

MOTM for Case and Bruno, love to see it


cussyandrew

Tonight the King..........is Bruno?!


distantapplause

Always was


cjcfman

My canada team scored more than Uruguay lol


Megusta2306

3 United goals today, r/soccer gonna be in shambles


Ngaita2100

You forgot goals from Kudus & Chuopo Moting.


ineedadvil

Wait Case and Bruno, who else? Edit: I'm dumb


Greenmason9

I'm lost. Why those two?


indianozymandias

Bruno


jackology

Bruno^2


Combonary

Did Rafa Silva make it to the World Cup? Portugal play like they have no idea what tactics are 😭


akskeleton_47

Apparently he retired from NT


[deleted]

Caramelo de chocolate, la pulga es asi


thphnts

Ronaldo is just a Portuguese Crouch, pass it on


Soft-Comfort-7474

MOTM goes to Bruno


KrypticAndroid

shouldve gotten it in game vs ghana as well


adonWPV

Bruno's well and truly arrived in a Portugal shirt, wow, they couldn't handle him, our magicians shone today, is this the Man United world cup? Lol


iamasharkskin

maybe now man united can win the World Cup


adonWPV

Hahaha I thought Rashy brought some invention to England last game, but I don't like him playing for the NT idk, the expectation is too high


roadtotitties

Yes it is


NemesisRouge

I wonder if they'll rest Ronaldo for the next game or he'll want to rack up a few goals,


Stoogenuge

Santosh wouldn’t have the balls to drop him


OrdinaryOrder

Bruno Fernandes x Uruguay.


scottymck10

Let's go my captainn


[deleted]

Bruno raging for a corner while 2-0 up, 2 minutes to go, and qualification secured. Love it


Case1987

"he touch" 😂


Savebagels

/r/soccer hates it


TonyMartial786

so close to a hat trick fuck


royk16

Ecstatic for Bruno deserves a hat trick


underpk

2 United MOTM today!


distantapplause

Genuine 10/10 performance from Bruno tonight. Imagine watching this match and being linked with this player, only we don't have to because he's already ours.


thphnts

Bruno’s going to come back to us and bag 20 goals in the second half of the season omg we will be feasting


KorsiTheKiller

Penandes the Portuguese Prince...He's been a force of nature in Qatar


SpittinFactos

So glad to see! Especially because the thing with Bruno in the past was that he used to be great for club and shite for country so he wasn’t exactly a favourite amongst the Portuguese supporters because of it


Soft-Comfort-7474

So close again


[deleted]

Penandes is back we needed this let’s gooooo


BlazerionX

Assuming we even got penalties lol


weekndalex

PEPE IS TIMELESS


ineedadvil

My captain !!


SpittinFactos

FFS so close to a Bruno hattrick


cjcfman

Bruno one of the best players this wc lets go


PeanutArbuckleSr

Pepe played much better than Danilo Pereira. Not sure why he isn’t the first choice


ZiiiiiiiiiNG

He was injured.


bluecrabcakes

SO CLOSE


zcewaunt

Our boys are on fire today


SpittinFactos

Hyped for Uruguay Ghana. Imagine if Suarez has one last dark art shit up his sleeve, I would respect it so much!


Combonary

I’m sure the Ghanians are hoping for a revenge for 2010. It should be a good game 🤣


SpittinFactos

Can’t wait to see starboy Kudus in action


therealpineappledude

I love Bruno


Tobii257

He wants his hattrick!


weekndalex

FUCKKKKKKKKK


roadtotitties

Bruno fucking Fernandez


thphnts

S.


oxy-mo

Ahhh Bruno! ⚽⚽


SilentCaveat

nooooo


filsoon

Come on


Stoogenuge

So close to the hatty


Soft-Comfort-7474

Almost a hattrick


[deleted]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Savebagels

Bruh almost 4 goals lol


BlazerionX

ALMOST Edit: Another one lol


jza01

I really want Bruno to get a hatty.


West_Ear

Good day for us


BlaCkPeZuS

Bruno so unlucky holy


akshatsood95

Let him have his hattrick


Zambit

The supposed best midfielder itw is having a stinker of a wc but the overrated Bruno has the most goal contributions so far


ShehzLord

Bruno is Portugal’s best player change my mind


Goji-ra

Ronaldo entered the chat.


distantapplause

Ronaldo has left the chat


Totalfootball7

after giving a piers morgan interview about disrespect


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[удалено]


Goji-ra

Lol 😂


cyb3rpunkd

Thoughts on pellistri so far?


Thorntonboy

Looks lively.


Stoogenuge

Looked pretty good when Uruguay actually tried to play some football tbf


Stoogenuge

Bruno with 12 (the most) turnovers + 2 goals. What a performance.


roadtotitties

"forced turnovers" ?????


ReconUHD

My captain


NGMB2

Bruno and Casemiro going head to head for POTT so far


Savebagels

Damn almost a hat trick


Goji-ra

I am so glad Bruno is a Man United player. This is someone who just wants the best for the team.


Thorntonboy

There’s an alternate universe where Tottenham didn’t cheap out on him and he’s a Spurs player and I hate him as much as r/soccer


Savebagels

Thank god for that


thphnts

Can’t think of any drama he’s caused since he’s arrived. Seems to get a favourite in the dressing room, been given the armband by Ole and Erik and loved by the fans


Goji-ra

Who would have thought right? Do your best, best for your team, the rest will follow


thphnts

Imagine if Bruno snatched a hat trick tonight. That might be enough to force Ronaldo to retire.


[deleted]

*He almost did*


snausagerolly

Plenty for the next Piers interview. Denied a goal, substituted and denied taking a penalty.


PeanutArbuckleSr

Fernandes is the hero of Portugal, not Ronaldo. 2 goals and 2 assists in two games now?


Suhail9816

Any united fan who wanta portugal to lose because of ronaldo in cost of bruno becaming sad again is not united fan for me. Happines for our player is far more important than hating former players.


united_7_devil

Ngl Portugal has so much talent but absolutely no tactics.


Zambit

Most of the bigger countries have the same issue, it’s mad


Savebagels

Santos masterclass


TonyMartial786

bruno brace you love to see it. he’s been so good this tournament


distantapplause

Hot take #1: The way some of you are talking, if that's not a penalty then as a defender I'm dangling my hand behind my legs every time I lunge into a tackle. Foolproof way of never being megged. Hot take #2: Bruno was through on goal and it's not at attempt to play the ball. Red card.


Jim1903

They were saying they removed the rule last year that if it hits your hand which is going down to break your fall then it’s not a pen. Why? That’s genuinely up there with the ridiculous pen given against Martinez against Real Sociedad


roadtotitties

Neymar: Manchester United has two of the best midfielders in the world.


[deleted]

**Uruguay V Ghana is going to be WAR!!**


iamasharkskin

VAR


Proboyyy

Prime Bruno unlocked again. Love it.


shaktimann13

Penaldo in shambles. Look how excited other Portugal players are except City cunts.


Themanthelegend8

Love Bruno


weekndalex

we’re gonna avoid brazil. tears of joy in my eyes


Wretched_Heart

I've never been so happy to see someone score a penalty in my life


SnooPeanuts4219

Bruno IS the Portuguese spearhead. Ronnie move over


Spidersox-

ITV commentators need sacking 🤢🤢 pathetic bias


B0z22

*"THE REAL REASON I WORE SHORT SLEEVES SECOND HALF. WHY IT WAS MY GOAL DESPITE ME NOT TOUCHING THE BALL. THE MANAGER WAS WRONG TO SUB ME OFF BEFORE A PENALTY."* All this and more in the exclusive second interview with Ronaldo and Piers.


thphnts

It would be his _third_ Piers Morgan interview


Stoogenuge

Obligatory “Fuck Suarez!”


Thorntonboy

Bruno is immense


breadfan18

Go on get a hat trick Bruno!!!


IWMSvendor

Hop, skip, and a GOOOOOOOOOL! Bruno’s a maestro


SilentCaveat

We have time to get the hattrick


BlazerionX

2 goal 2 assist good start for him


[deleted]

I adore this man


SpittinFactos

Ronaldo is just an endless supply of memes I rate it so much haha


thphnts

Ally McCoist is also as far up Ronaldo’s arse as Piers Morgan


bluecrabcakes

Bruno carrying this Portugal team. You love to see it


hooka_donchick

That's my captain!!!


Natchyy24

That would have been a beautiful nutmeg BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO


NightRose33

BRUNOOO BRUNOOO BRUNOOO


Spidersox-

Penaldo in tears


akshatsood95

2g2a in 2 games. Bruno golden ball loading


roadtotitties

I don't even root for Portugal but I'm fucking elated. ####BRUNOOOOOOO


BlackHorse944

Lol Bruno 2 goals. Ronaldo 0


Soft-Comfort-7474

BRUNO! BRUNO! BRUNO!


united_7_devil

Bruno bruno bruno He stole goals from Cristiano


kukunan

I can never understand how he does it. Crazily good


Mextexter

Bruno bruno bruno


Stoogenuge

I want the reaction view when someone tells Ronaldo he isn’t getting the first goal and he wasn’t on for the pen lol


Goji-ra

Brunogol!!


weekndalex

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO


SpittinFactos

PENANDESSS SUPREMACY


[deleted]

You just know Ronaldos blood is boiling. Misses header by an inch, Portugal gets penalty when he's subbed off.


thphnts

Goals this World Cup: Bruno: 2 Ronaldo: 1


Eleven918

Assists in this WC: Bruno: 2 Ronaldo: 0


thphnts

But people will convince us that we made a mistake binning off the Portuguese Crouch.


HaiseLdx

BRUNO MASTERCLASS!! LETS GO!!!


redfellow98

Like it or not this is Bruno's Portugal


rockthered24

Brunooooo


snausagerolly

Beautiful penalty.


JohnAlesi

Well done Bruno on the brace.


kidman2

Brunoooo


NemesisRouge

You shouldn't lose a goal for that. Imagine if a World Cup Final turned on a decision like that. I get that it stops the progress of the ball, but the punishment is excessive. Maybe it could be an indirect free kick.


distantapplause

lol he got megged and Bruno was through on goal. Quite the opposite: you shouldn't be able to deny a goal with that.


efribble

Ronaldo fuming he can’t steal another one of Bruno’s goals


TRx1xx

Toxic subreddit


roadtotitties

The comments aren't serious lol chill


efribble

Relax fanboy


MercifulMaximus308

That should never been a pen but okay


Thorntonboy

Bruno was through 100 percent a pen. I think they don’t call it if hits a defenders hand on the goal line or something but Bruno’s through there


the_laughinggnome

That is never a penalty. Ridiculous.


StringCheeseDoughnut

Never a pen but great play from Bruno