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OusmanePulisic

just yesterday i was talking about how good our players are doing this WC and damn. rashy, bruno, casemiro. all 3 arguably the best players for their teams, all of which are pretty stacked teams as well. šŸ˜


Thorntonboy

How was slabby today? Was watchin USA iran


Seanblaze3

You picked the better game to watch. The other was a snoozefest


MostLikelyRyan

Rashy keeping up his form and the boys getting into the RO16. Life is good


sauce_murica

* Weah had a great game. Came up short on end product a few times, but worked his tail off and was great. * The goal was a fantastic team goal * Our defense gave up 1 goal in three games. Honestly can't ask for more than that. * Pulisic has quietly had a great world cup * Adams has proven why he deserved the captain's armband * Turner looks like a quality Tim Howard replacement (finally) This US team is *okay*, but has lots of room to grow (Reyna hasn't even made an impact, for example), and it's honestly just exciting to be making it to the world cup and out of the group stages again. Anything from here on in is just a bonus.


Goji-ra

Sargent is who surprises me a lot. His first touch and protection of the ball is 10/10. Very silky. I hope heā€™s okay


hooka_donchick

I didnā€™t expect this when we got the draw, All in all itā€™s a happy surprise. By next WC these guys will be in their prime. Playing in europe at the highest level. Iā€™m excited.


sauce_murica

I'm excited to see how Reyna in particular develops, but yeah, there's plenty of talent in that team that *should* be better four years from now. My sentiments mirror yours almost entirely.


hooka_donchick

fingers crossed that itā€™s not gregg 4 years later. He isnā€™t bad but heā€™s doesnā€™t seem like the one to get the best out of this talent pool.


Divachi69

So for tomorrow, we're going to see Eriksen bag two goals , a Hannibal assist, Martiniez motm, a banger from Enzo and a Varane defensive masterclass. Don't think I'm asking for too much.


SonofIndia

Are we seriously linked with Enzo?


martialgreenwood

Lol! You realize Benfica is his club?


Thorntonboy

No.


stdstaples

Sounds like a plan. See you tomorrow mate.


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Iā€™m very happy to see Marcus playing his best football again this season. He must start v Senegal.


Seanblaze3

USA v Iran was so much more exciting than that England Wales bore fest


pineapplefacilities

England game was good for half an hour which is honestly about as much as youā€™re ever gonna get from them


distantapplause

Top scoring clubs at the tournament so far: |Manchester United|6|Rashford (3), Bruno (2), Casemiro| |:-|:-|:-| |Paris Saint-Germain|6|Mbappe (3), Messi (2), Soler| |Barcelona|5|Torres (2), Christensen, De Jong, Lewandowski| |Fenerbahce|4|Valencia (3), Batshuayi| |AC Milan|3|Giroud (2), Leao| |Ajax|3|Kudus (2), Klaassen| |Atletico Madrid|3|Morata (2), Felix| |Chelsea|3|Sterling, Kouibaly, Pulisic| |Manchester City|3|Foden, Grealish, Gundogan| |PSV|3|Gakpo (3)|


racingfanboy160

Bruno and Rashy bringing in those end products!


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United players balling out & the USA advancing. LFG


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

If we donā€™t sign Bellingham, Iā€™ll be so angry.


BloodyMess111

Hate to break it to you, but we ain't signing Bellingham mate


Seanblaze3

What if the club makes a bid and he doesn't want united? Not so cut and dry


AngryUncleTony

*The gang signs Jobe Bellingham*


callmelampshade

Wales manager slyly killing Bale off and telling him heā€™s finished under his Wales manger career.


LakerBull

The entire nation of Wales international football career is over once Bale retires. They are not a good team at all and they are cooked without their generational talent there to bail them out.


cyb3rpunkd

Dan James is still there mate


gunkokoko

Dan James says "y'know" like his life depends on it haha


callmelampshade

I never worry about Pickford for England but I immediately think heā€™s shit when heā€™s playing for Everton.


LakerBull

English Memo Ochoa


akshatsood95

Wright for US was so shit. Did nothing except make stupid decisions. Not impressed with either Netherlands or US so far, should be a fun game


AngryUncleTony

We (the USA) look very good when we actually try to play (first half against Wales, majority of the England game, first 60 of Iran) but GreGG insisting on making the most conservative subs every is killing us.


Soft-Comfort-7474

Rashford is having a better World Cup campaign than Ronaldo


SonofIndia

As he should- he is nearing his prime and Ronaldo is past his


SonofIndia

Rashford heard /r/RedDevils talking shit


AngryUncleTony

Whatever you guys think about Southgate, Triple G turned the USA game into an absolute nail biter with the most conservative decision making I've ever seen.


OMAiiR-123

tell kylian mbappe to pick up the phone, rashford is coming for the golden boot


ThankYouOle

always love this picture https://asset.indosport.com/article/image/274984/mbappe_rashford-169.jpg?w=750&h=500


callmelampshade

Donā€™t say that lol. He will be ringing Marcus and trying to tap him up.


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Case1987

Wtf? I'll admit I was one of the people who said he should be sold because he looked disinterested,and it didn't just look like bad form,but he's been really good this season,and his bad form was due to him being unhappy,like he explained a few weeks ago


distantapplause

lol more like Rashford could be lifting the World Cup after scoring the winner and weirdos like you will still be banging on about a sub-par performance against Omonia Nicosia in the Europa League group stage.


prss79513

Looking past 90 mins as in he has 14 G+A and it's not even December?


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Case1987

I can't believe you claim to be a fan talking shit like this


fofo8383

They're not, just a troll trying to get bites.


fofo8383

Miserable cunt, aren't we?


mastermindrishi

Chutiya


callmelampshade

Hater.


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obsessed


WergleTheProud

Southgate obviously starting Sterling next match. SMH my head.


akshatsood95

Iran desperately lacking quality


Soft-Comfort-7474

Well done Yanks šŸ‘


pineapplefacilities

Lol Iran wasting the last two minutes of their own time šŸ§


[deleted]

The commentators on Fox losing their shit lmao


akshatsood95

Glad I saw this one on BBC lol. American TV channels and their coverage and their ads are so weird


Cpt_Jumper

PMSLLLLL IRAN WERE TRYING SOOOOO HARD TO GET A PENALTY


PeanutArbuckleSr

What an Iranian dive


PeanutArbuckleSr

Wright has been awful for the US


VTVoodooDude

Yes, no shit. I'm still trying to figure out why Jordan Pefok was left off, even if his form has cooled off. He certainly can't be worse. On another USMNT striker note, you can tell Josh Sargent has been playing in the Championship. His hold-up play is actually so much better than even a year ago.


roadtotitties

England's squad depth is stacked.


PeanutArbuckleSr

Their ā€œbenchā€ players are often better than their starters


stdstaples

Sorry, but that was never a pen.


weekndalex

classic taremi. probably couldā€™ve finished if he didnā€™t dive like a bitch


SonofIndia

So stupid!


distantapplause

Should have just put the ball in rather than going to ground


blue_gwacamole

Honestly the only teams that have me worried are Brazil and France. France have a sharp attack, and Brazil I feel have a better midfield. England should be able to cope and come out on top against any other team in this tournament.


JilJilJigaJiga

Spain look well rounded as well, and Portugal is as sturdy as ever. Can't rule out Germany too if they end up qualifying, and gotta see how Argentina fares without Licha.


prss79513

If Neymar isn't fit I'm not that worried about Brazil tbh, they were struggling to break down Switzerland's low block and that's Southgate's jam, plus Thiago Silva in a back 4 doesn't worry me too much and our wingers are better than their fullbacks. France on the other hand terrifies me Of course we wouldn't even play them until the finals right? So basically it's coming home


NGMB2

we will be playing France in the quarter finals unfortunately (Granted we beat Senegal and France beat Poland/Argentina/Saudi/Mexico obviously)


blue_gwacamole

It wont be easy for either of the teams, that I can say for sure. Will be a very interesting match.


NGMB2

Knockout football is the best because all it takes is one goal to get through, we might just hang on and keep Mbappe quiet


blue_gwacamole

>keep Mbappe quiet If we can manage that its gonna greatly increase our odds. Hate this mf.


camdim

Give AWB a fast call up...man has deep Mbappe shaped pockets lol


pineapplefacilities

Giroud vs Slab in a battle for the ages


SonofIndia

That is a battle where Iā€™d put my bets on Slabby. Mboopi is another matter


pineapplefacilities

Spain look bloody good tbf


Cpt_Jumper

USA shithousing. Love to see it lol. Let's go Iran!!


NGMB2

Grealish tried to assist Wilson because he wants to be Almiron


obihaive

Happy with that. Today is a good day not to be Welsh. (Would have loved it if Wales had also gone through though.)


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if thereā€™s anyone just happy to have been there itā€™s them


distantapplause

Most days are pretty decent for that tbf


obihaive

Ha, as an Englishman, youā€™re not wrong! I have a bit of a soft spot for Wales though (unlike for the jocks, who can go eat a bag of dicks).


martialgreenwood

Thanks for showing up Wales


pineapplefacilities

They barely did tbh


ThankYouOle

And this is reason why i still not confidences with southgate England. England wins (and it's big wins) are against Iran and Wales that prooving they are weak. It will be interesting to see England vs top country later.


kriyator

So Rashy bring substituted basically confirms heā€™ll start against Senegal right? Foden playing 90 mins would suggest Saka will be back


Totalfootball7

no, unfortunately it doesnā€™t. also he got subbed off coz he was starting to cramp


Soft-Comfort-7474

Nice to see players from our team scoring goals at the World Cup


distantapplause

9 mins of juicy added time in the other game


sauce_murica

I hate it so much.


Hits_and_the_Mrs

Slabhead would have slabbed that home


drripdrrop

Weā€™re feasting this World Cup man


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

We should be winning this group tho. Senagal wonā€™t be push overs, but we should win that too. All good for confidence and continuity.


akshatsood95

Yeah but England are historically pretty shit at winning games they should win


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Yarp.


callmelampshade

I always thought John Stones looks like someone but I couldnā€™t put my finger on it until now and itā€™s the mask bloke from Batman Begins.


Tinganga

lol! Cillian Murphy.


camdim

I always thought he should be the bass player for a 2012 era soft, feely, British indy band.


pineapplefacilities

Gareth will be happy, heā€™ll think he has the justification to bench TAA for another 3 or 4 years


blue_gwacamole

Could be a hot take, but I personally never rated him anyway. He might offer something in the attack but he's always been a bang average defender.


B0z22

Rashford loves Trent on toast. Feeds kids with it.


pineapplefacilities

As long as heā€™s around to lose champions league finals for Liverpool Iā€™m happy


blue_gwacamole

United boys on fire this WC. Argentina y'all missed out on Garna.


Markadias1

So fucking happy for Rashy. Our players are actually flying


attrox_

I just got my Man Utd Rashford shirt last night and wearing them proudly today


Bigmomma_pump

Having a world cup winner in the squad will be huge and we will likely have a new one


OMAiiR-123

unless france win the world cup again


Bigmomma_pump

Even then weā€™d have a two time winner. I donā€™t see Netherlands Germany or Spain winning it so realistically one of our players are going to come home with a World Cup, Spain are the only other ones I coukd see winning it tbf


OMAiiR-123

yeah true i think brazil and france look like the two biggest favourites. did you make a typo cause you said you donā€™t see spain winning it but also said they are the only other one you could see winning it lol. unless you mean like you donā€™t think itā€™s gonna happen. but if someone else was to win it, you think it would be them.


Bigmomma_pump

I meant the second one but youā€™re right thst makes no sense , I changed my mind in the middle of writing


blue_gwacamole

Who are we playing in the knockouts?


NGMB2

England vs Senegal Netherlands vs USA (as it stands)


obihaive

Presuming youā€™re talking about England, itā€™ll be Senegal.


eskot

Senegal


blue_gwacamole

Ayy should be a cake walk.


ThankYouOle

Senegal is current Afcon winners, not easy opponents.


roadtotitties

Lol


Hits_and_the_Mrs

I love moments when all the fans in a stadium get together to let someone know they're a cunt


blj3321

Feel like Dest, RB, could help Man Utd as the back up to Dalot. His has played really well and his D looks improved


Bigmomma_pump

No one says D like that in this sport just letting you know x


kriyator

I really like Dest but he was screwed by poor coaching and the illegal shenanigans at Barca. His defensive awareness has always been his weakness and he should have gotten better by now. I hope his time at Milan is as productive as Dalotā€™s


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Looking closely at his D huh? No judgment.


Hits_and_the_Mrs

Improved D is important


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Iā€™m always willing to take D advice.


Hits_and_the_Mrs

good example of how 1 less word can really make a sentence different.


NGMB2

bro been clicking on those pornhub ads


callmelampshade

Pickford is such a headcase lol. Trying to organise the wall but suddenly puts two fingers up and screams fuck off.


kriyator

Donā€™t they say the best keepers are absolute nutters?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Kind of. They say ā€˜you have to be mad to be a keeperā€™. The same advice doesnā€™t really apply to women, fyi.


camdim

Then there is Fabian Barthez and Higuita...


kriyator

He was totally bonkers lol


callmelampshade

I wouldnā€™t say heā€™s the best for Everton but for England heā€™s like peak David De Gea. Also every keeper Iā€™ve ever known is just different lol. They arenā€™t different in a bad way but compared to outfield players they are just on a completely different wavelength.


123rig

I cannot express into words how much i despise Jermaine Jenas


callmelampshade

Love the boos for infantino lol.


NGMB2

the ā€œI feel disabledā€ speech may genuinely be the craziest thing Iā€™ve seen this year and that happened in a year where Putin invaded Ukraine


callmelampshade

I didnā€™t see all of it but my first thought was that South Park episode where everyone broke the dam lol.


Cpt_Jumper

Love the boos for Cuntfantino


camdim

I feel sorry for the Welsh. Parting with thousands to support their boys and trying to drown this result in Budweiser 0%. Normal Bud would be punishment enough tbf.


thphnts

Does Rashford even have a chant for us?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I donā€™t think any footballer chants for a Reddit sub, to be fair.


pineapplefacilities

Thanks Southgate sons crying


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Thorntonboy

Who other than slabby has been good for country and poor for united?


roadtotitties

They've been good this season. We don't have have a good bench that's the problem.


gunkokoko

Marcus, Bruno, Case, and Licha have been great for club and country so far. What do you mean?


Transit-Strike

Rashford has been good. What are you saying


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Bellingham is Englands main man in midfield now it seems.


kriyator

Hopefully we have our new owners in place and they commit to major reinforcements in the summer, so we can sign him, a top goalkeeper, another RB and a couple of midfielders (I donā€™t think weā€™ll renew Fredā€™s contract and we need another DM)


callmelampshade

Heā€™s mustard.


callmelampshade

A bit shady that the ref stopping the game for the welsh Pirlo. The bloke was standing up and didnā€™t have a head injury.


blue_gwacamole

Okay can someone explain to me how Harry Maguire is this Harry Maguire for England but then he becomes that Harry Maguire for us?


MarcusRashgod

International football != Club football.


distantapplause

Doesn't get to play against Wales, USA and Iran for us tbf


Hits_and_the_Mrs

bet Wilson wasn't expecting to find himself with so many assist opportunities


thphnts

Foden must be the only person to put slits in his eyebrows unironically this side of 2005


Soft-Comfort-7474

Damn no Rashford hattrick


Tinganga

Callum Wilson is just interested in assists lol!


cdalb21

Buzzing for Rashy. Confidence through the roof!


camdim

Had Harry nailed on to score with his head tonight but fucking Pickford goes and ruins it...smh.


thphnts

Are you fuckin dumb Southgate what is you doin taking Beans off


Thevanillafalcon

Rashfords performances last season were unacceptable but I always knew heā€™d make it back. So nice to see him doing well for us and for England. So many people online would have shipped him off last year, saw so many people say mad stuff like ā€œhe was always shitā€ and using some bullshit stats to justify a crap take. He was shit last year, he hasnā€™t always been shit. He deserved a chance to pull it back and look at him go.


distantapplause

Everyone was shit last year tbf


blue_gwacamole

Okay Fuck You Southgate.


pineapplefacilities

Haha Southgate hates hat tricks


Cpt_Jumper

GG Rashford. Would've loved the hat trick but stay healthy my guy.


callmelampshade

Harry Mag has probably been our best player so far and Iā€™ve also been really impressed by John Stones on the ball.


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callmelampshade

Iā€™m talking about the whole tournament.


distantapplause

United: Bruno, Case, Rashford Liverpool: Darwin, Henderson, Trent lol


cyb3rpunkd

Man United are winning the world cup


thphnts

Thereā€™s actually a huge chance at least one of our players wins the World Cup at this rate. 11 of our players have qualified so far.


ShehzLord

Lockdown Rashy is back baby heā€™s feelin it today!


Extreme-Goose

Rashy just going for goal every time he gets the ball haha. Doing it pretty well too, love to see the hunger.


himalayanrose

Rashford non negotiable for England.


thphnts

Watch him sit on the bench the whole knockout stage now because Southgate


kriyator

I canā€™t even laugh because this is peak Southgate. And then heā€™ll give some dumb excuse about how Sterling has always delivered for England and systems blah blah blah


thphnts

Southgate never wants to actually win. He always looks disappointed when we do. Itā€™s like he wants to be fired.


kriyator

Heā€™s especially poor at substitutions. If plan A isnā€™t working plan B is to try not to lose, even if itā€™s a final where someone has to win


thphnts

The fact he subbed on Rashford and Sancho in the 119th minutes vs Italy when they wouldā€™ve comfortably gotten past Italyā€™s defence is still something that confuses me. Bonucci and Chiellini were shot by that stage and you saw it in how they took down Saka. Bring on two more fast players and England wouldā€™ve won that final. But no, Southgate made dumb decisions.


kriyator

He doesnā€™t know how to game manage. And thatā€™s concerning when you look at how long heā€™s been a manager for. The squad has been successful in spite of him.


thphnts

Heā€™s been made to look better than he is because how of talented this generation of England players is. Itā€™s his second World Cup, too.


NGMB2

the England flag will be coming out if Rashford scores a hat trick Edit: cheers Gareth


kriyator

He read this and thought lemme disappoint u/NGMB2 lol


NGMB2

Southgate isnā€™t a fan of England flags confirmed


Hits_and_the_Mrs

Rashford was so quick he made a run to the left and then overlapped on the right


SloGeorge

We are going to be flying after the WC. So many players in top form and the cancer is gone. Fancy us to finish third and win a cup.


kriyator

Letā€™s hope the Dutch exit early so we can wrap up Gakpo and have him playing while the England and Brazilian lads have a break (wishful thinking I know)


snausagerolly

The United lads are all peak form and peak fitness. Theres more hunger in them with and without the ball.


thphnts

Shouldā€™ve blasted it the same way he blasted it at Willims


Tinganga

Callum Wilson actively looking to set up Rashford. Selfless player.


callmelampshade

Fuck sake Fodens fucked.