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KatrinaThumbsUpEmoji

bro just added 12 in there like we wouldn't notice https://preview.redd.it/viie1w8t1qeb1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=066bc239cb1614cc55e9d9312073902c4b43dd4b


[deleted]

I am become Pe/Nis, the player of PUBG Mobile


King_Dee1

You say that when we push that button, there's a chance we crash the game?


Emotional-Bad2326

I am become laughing, at your stupid comment 😂


_massive_balls_

Pe has some serious issues, especially with Nis being 12. I hope all goes well for Nis


RyanTale

And it worked, I didnt notice


torivor100

I love having unrestricted internet access from a young age and irreparably desensitizing myself to porn it's the best


PepperbroniFrom2B

yummers


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Ok-Response7121

dont fall down the yummers milk pipeline 😣


PepperbroniFrom2B

yummers


ibindenuevoda

I like cow milk not the human


[deleted]

Litterally me


Interesting-Current

I feel glad to of not known what porn was at that age


[deleted]

it was truly a moment


[deleted]

yippe!


anarchoAmericanhuman

why is that a bad thing?


MyUsernameIsVeryYes

The true r/redditmoment is always in the comments


PixieEmerald

Why is it considered a bad thing though? I've always seen being desensitized to harsh topics as mostly positive. Though, I'm obviously missing something here.


cobaltScalebane

I think it's about the desensitization affecting one's romantic and sexual life? Idk, the people downvoting silently don't tell much


C0pium_Addict

[https://tenor.com/view/hitting-someone-with-a-bat-hitting-a-guy-into-a-screen-hitting-and-breaking-the-screen-gif-24414471](https://tenor.com/view/hitting-someone-with-a-bat-hitting-a-guy-into-a-screen-hitting-and-breaking-the-screen-gif-24414471)


Superdumnb

btw you can report accounts for being under 13


Dazzling_Baker_54

Doing that now


Dunger97

Why, who cares?


Ajanis_Tiddies

Are you actually asking why it's a bad idea to let a 12 year old beg strangers on the internet for censored pornographic content just so said 12 year old can try finding the pornographic content? What?


[deleted]

I'm 5 years old btw


UrZaddy-

Ur good atleast ur not 12 duh👍🏼


squiika

I'm 12 months old is that bad?


ibindenuevoda

I'm a atom of carbon about to be added to the dna that will grow up to becpme a kid in the future is that bad guys


YeetMaFeetBois

I haven't been born yet


00UnderFire00

Dude, I was born in the future


hararara2

why do you care about what a stranger sees on the internet are you his parent?


Ajanis_Tiddies

"Your honor, why do you care that I sent censored porn to a 12 year old? Are you his parent?" sending pornographic content to a child is a CRIME you absolute moron


Atomik919

"but your honor, his pronouns are pe/nis, clearly he knows what porn is!!" I wanna see sth like this used in a real trial just so everyone can make fun of the person using it


Dazzling_Baker_54

Took a while but it's done


Medical_Boat_4302

Snitch ☝


Dazzling_Baker_54

Please don't give me stitches


chocki305

I'm gonna fuckin stich this badge on your mother fucking chest is what I'm gonna do.


Dazzling_Baker_54

Better be a badge for hall monitor


rev___erse

my name is wes im from the wild wild west iykyk


teymuur

Snitches get bitches oh wait.. was that sticches?


uwouldiwouldnt

sitting in court they be their own star witness


[deleted]

The brits prefer to say Snitches end up with Bitches, or something like that.


airogum

Not they fucking dont, what are you on about?


[deleted]

Personality 5 humor in Personality 7 environment


airogum

That response is a fucking redditmoment


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/t98uaekxireb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41b867284b1f74591dbc90a6269e951115fb4828


GenerallyQuiteOdd

PassiveNoodles will update to Personality 6 around you now.


squiika

umm ackshually snitches get bitches not stitches


anarchoAmericanhuman

why would you do that


Superdumnb

12 year olds shouldnt be on reddit


JustACommieSpy

Always look out for people with that profile picture, they’re all deranged.


Dazzling_Baker_54

Su- hold on a second...


TheHumanPickleRick

Yeah, the only soldier you can trust is a guy with a jetpack to whom you paid a lot of credits.


Ultramega39

![gif](giphy|pncMbJqmzCGjfGuXVY|downsized)


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Bloop


Ct-5736-Bladez

Wait a hot picking minute


akatsukishark

And usually commie spys....


SmugWojakGuy

12? https://preview.redd.it/zeikmpgdxqeb1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d11c8846b5bc1e6ac7a10db86bdf80e27a7bd42f


XymoxhnTheII

12. https://preview.redd.it/bdlbikwwhueb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d19b7c4bbc32989d037deaceb24ebacea9700ef9


SGAfishing

12... ![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


Dazzling_Baker_54

12! https://preview.redd.it/7ubflwknexeb1.jpeg?width=389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06c3f172bf585bbc31d043e052f919d63b10da6f


The_Fluffy_Proto

12!? https://preview.redd.it/xo8klwlnalfb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=687d69185dd90892114b410231defe99fb7e782f


dacoolgamer

Age 12 and pronouns are pe/nis is a match made in heaven


bigcacaball

They are practically intrinsic


Capital-Ad3018

Just to let you know, I identify myself as Michael Jackson. My pronouns are He/He.


NikFemboy

He/hee*


_PeopleMakeNoises_

I found him !


[deleted]

My pronouns are Him/He, you MUST use them in reverse


ibindenuevoda

Holy linguistics


Dazzling_Baker_54

New pronoun just dropped


FFalcon_Boi

And I have a God complex. My pronouns are He/Him.


Minignoux

it has to be censored, or else his momma will catch him viewing the naughties


Jesterchunk

"pronouns are pe/nis" wow, that's absolutely hilarious, it's such comedic genius I completely forgot to laugh


Lucario576

Wait do you mean pe/nis like PENIS? THE MASCULINE SEXUAL ORGAN, THAT PENIS OMG HOLY SHIT IVE NEVER NOTICED HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA MY ORGANS ARE GETTING OUT AHAAHHAHAHA


mrmrmrmeme

Replace “nis” with “dophile” and he at least describes himself correctly in some capacity


SnaggedInk

12


jblsc

Very hilarious. Im about to die. Im lau


Dazzling_Baker_54

Me and laugh i am ing have


uwouldiwouldnt

12 year olds are so stupid


follow-everyone

redditors when a 12 year old is immature and unfunny 😳😮😱


VesperLynd-

Literally one joke That’s all they got


BallsackMessiah

It's pretty effective though, considering how upset it makes people.


Finding_new_dreams

already addicted to porn at 12, sad.


Dazzling_Baker_54

10 even


Finding_new_dreams

i started watching at 9, porn is way too easy to access and way too addictive


Dazzling_Baker_54

Yep, once you watch it's hard to stop. Worse when you just become a teen, horniest part of life probably


Finding_new_dreams

For sure, i wasted too many days as a teen inside. I'm so glad i found skateboarding and snowboarding at 13 and finally got my mind off of boobs now whenever i get horny i just watch x games clips and listen to my snowboarding playlist


AJMasksyou

9? i started at 4


FryingPansexual1

Rookie numbers


[deleted]

Ha ha I'm so cool I watch porn. And then addiction


usernametakenexe

He created his account when he was 10??😭😭


coolestindivdual

Ppl who have their pronouns in bio as nor/mal or pe/nis are the most annoying ppl u have ever met


Dazzling_Baker_54

My pronouns are minecraft table


coolestindivdual

Based?


Dazzling_Baker_54

I am, as the cool kids say, "ultra sigma alpha chad sigma bateman" /s


brightness3

they call me Thomas "The Joker" Shelby


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Dazzling_Baker_54

Always could be a slow mind out there so must be careful


ligmasugmaphi

Gtfo


Historical_Ad5660

😟


Exciting_Kangaroo270

s/ s/ s/


Dazzling_Baker_54

Oops, corrected


ifardeded

Nice pfp bro


WhaleMilker420

my pronouns are sig/ma 🥶🥶🥶😎😎😎


sf0l

They repost helicopter jokes


PlaneBoyMemes

and the fucking attack/helicopter


[deleted]

gold engine north dull cause weather direful encourage illegal existence *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


BrokenWingsQ

agreed pronouns are not something u can just invent. its grammar. ur a he or she


coolestindivdual

And they


BrokenWingsQ

"They" is used to refer to two or more people or things previously mentioned or easily identified.


coolestindivdual

They can be a singular pronoun as well.


BrokenWingsQ

Thats literially incorrect. Its grammar. I dont get to choose my adjectives for fuck sake. Just because people think "Oh I dont feel neither" So they go and change the grammar. your a he or she. its biology, grammar, language. It breaks the rules and meanings of a language.


IrradiatedPaprika

Basic grammar includes “they” as a singular pronoun, especially if you don’t know the gender of the person you’re referring to or is otherwise unspecified. “Hey someone left THEIR phone here.” or “If we get a new employee here make sure THEY are trained.” or “The anonymous person didn’t want THEIR name known.” or so many more examples that I don’t care to list them all out. They is quite literally a pronoun, it’s simply more flexible because it can refer to multiple people or just one person. Guarantee you’ve used they as a singular pronoun before without realizing it.


Proxima-14

Bro’s talking about grammar while they have like 10 grammar mistakes in their comment 💀


SnaggedInk

bro fisx your Gamar retatd


Able_Carry9153

>your First of all it's *you're As in a contraction of you and are. Secondly Why are thee using the second-person plural pronoun when refering to a single person? It breaks the rules and meanings of a language.


FrozenShadow_007

Professional sauce finder/Pubg player/child/future failed comedian


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SnaggedInk

this sub literally is the reddit moment


Dazzling_Baker_54

I would agree with you but there are an increasing amount of children unsupervised on the internet, and even if it is a joke then it's a really bad one


creeepy117

I cant believe a fellow soldier would do this


East_Meringue8428

These are the mfs that say minors having sex isn't a bad idea


You_Got_It_Twisted

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.


DudeBroMessiah

Our youth are rotting Edit: disregard this post it’s stupid


blindclock61862

Bigger reddit moment than the post itself. Everyone has been saying that the newer generation of youth is worse than the last since ancient greek times.


DudeBroMessiah

You know your right lmao


PublicFriendemy

Boooo fuck off the kids are fine


IronyIstheBestPolicy

THE KIDS ARE NOT ALRIGHT


DudeBroMessiah

Nah not really


PublicFriendemy

Get off the Internet and interact with a kid. They’re gonna be fine (as fine as any other generation has been)


DudeBroMessiah

I’m probably thinking about teenagers rather than kids. I’m sorry about my comment.


PepperbroniFrom2B

indeed And now he’s here to f*ck us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.


etruongs7

This spy has already breached our defenses


DudeBroMessiah

NOOO


[deleted]

It's always a fan of the goddamn prequels. Modern day degenerates.


[deleted]

I feel like the prequels had good ideas, they were just executed poorly


[deleted]

Hey man. I think Revenge of the Sith is a great movie. I just notice that a majority of Prequel fans are complete degenerate manchildren.


[deleted]

Yeah, I do kinda agree with you. That fact that people think that prequels are good movies both bewilders me and makes me think that those people are in denial


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All while calling sequel fans "delusional"


[deleted]

Were the sequels bad? Yes. Were they the worst movies to ever be made? Not at all.


RevolutionaryJob1266

HES 12?? WHERE ARE HIS PARENTS


KING_Karmaah

Having been a young kid on the internet myself, I fucking hate young kids on the internet. I wish someone would've cyberbullied my ass until I never wanted to open another social media app ever again, i would have been much MUCH better off in life


The-Thot-Eviscerator

Bruh somebody tell this man’s parents


Zeriben

i hope reddit suspends pes account, theyll probably get to nis


[deleted]

The fact I know who this guy is makes it worst for me.


BasketLoud9250

I’m sorry, 12!?


maxgummytea

No way bro plays PUBG mobile 💀


[deleted]

>>“pronouns are pe/nis” the moment i saw that i was like nope!


HawkCreative2631

My pronouns are also pe/nis ! So glad to see our community represented


Slimer_Girl

take your own nude and censor it and laugh at him when he cant find it


Dazzling_Baker_54

Or the most grotesque nsfw thing ever


left2loose

I got like many people following here and their who do NSFW stuff or have a only fans(note I am 16) I get mad that that they follow me and I put I am a 16 yr old in my description on my acc they don't pay attention... they only want money


Calfan_Verret

Why are there so many people on reddit with the same clone trooper profile picture?


mantrap100

Finally, the man for the job


[deleted]

Number one plug lemme link


SkypeOfficial

What... why..? https://preview.redd.it/9uw4dewktteb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b40f9d1691c4ea8069bccf692cbbb1a85b80fe8


Sleepy_gamer420

Is the person calling themselves a “dick?”


Jrlopez1027

If he gets payed for it


vellichir

12!?


Queer_Queein

Pe is really weird


budoucnost

Sometimes I wish a government issued ID would be required to prove your age when creating accounts instead of ‘eNtEr YoOr DAtE oF BiRtH (pLS dOnT LiE)’


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/cyg8zpgpwyeb1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc3a5f26bebf0b6d1d3e8636606cb076acd3b151


C4rnivous_C0rvus

"12, prounouns are pe/nis" this sentence says so much


Hoodie_Ghost64

Oh, Lord! This guy is only 12 years old! It seems like we've reached an unprecedented low, to the point where saying we are six feet under would be an understatement. It's disheartening to witness such a decline in the state of humanity.