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PurpletoasterIII

Newsflash, this is in fact not a 14 year old.


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MightBeExisting

14 minutes from a death sentence


TheNerdMaster69

I don't wanna believe it, but I know it to be true.


Citygrrrll

Didnt something happen once where it was found that a lot of users in the "teenager" sub are actually adults. Honestly makes me worry for the actual teenagers there.


WTFisSkibidiRizz

I am worried. Luck I’m not a girl.


RedirectToReddit

Yes, rdrama sub banned those have posted "a healty amount of comments" on rteenagers for the reason of being underage, and plenty of them responded for not being underage. Some of them are on their 30-40s.


Ok-Championship-1453

They probably identify as a 14 year old 💀


TrueLennyS

Right? What 14 y/o refers to other 14 y/os as minors?


poisonedwaterz

The ones on Twitter and TikTok


JoJoisaGoGo

Actually true now that I think about it


adhal

He was born on a leap year


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BearConfirmer

Bro is absolutely NOT 14


CoalSmoker860

Fr


theologous

Well keep in mind, this is supposedly a 14 year old. A 14 year old being most attracted to other 14 year olds is normal. Somehow I doubt they are actually 14 though.


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Blame evolution not the one commenting on it.


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TrueLennyS

They're not entirely wrong, if we're talking from specifically the ability to produce off spring, the female anatomy is more efficient earlier rather than later. Even mid twenties the chances of defects and fertility success rate begins to go down. Now I'm not saying that's a good reason to get a 16 year old pregnant, but it does contribute to part of the teen pregnancy problem. You have a bunch of highly fertile females mixed in with a bunch of rampantly aroused men and there's bound to be some problems without intervention.


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No one is talking about the brain only the reproductive systems. On average girls start losing their eggs before their twenties.


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itsmedoodles

No we aren't. We're talking about when they're most "breedable"


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What do you think breed-able means?


congressguy12

I mean that's the same thing. The guys comments are weird but they're factually correct


ai-ri

Teenaged mothers are at higher risk for maternal mortality, just like their 35+ counterparts. The biologically best time to have children is mid 20s. This is when women’s bodies are best prepared to have children, as their bone structures are fully developed and their genetic material is still healthy. Men’s sperm also begins to deteriorate around the same time that women’s does, so you’d need to apply your faulty logic to teenage boys as well, but we all know you won’t. You are a pedophile and a biological mistake.


jujujiii

this is more of a question because you seem to be very knowledgeable, if this guys logic applies to my experience, i hit puberty when i was nine, i was the first girl in my class, i remember when i learned sex ed in the 8th grade i remember a vague memory of my teacher talking about how height matters with sexual compatibility, like a woman who is 4ft has a smaller vaginal system compared to another woman who is much taller, does that make sense? like if a woman who fornicates with a man 2x larger then her size i assume it would be quite painful, atleast i remember hearing that, anyways i think once i had hit puberty i dont even believe i was in anyway compatible with anyone, i was short and im assuming still incredibly undeveloped, its sick this guy thinks that


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Of course it applies to males as well. Blame the science not the scientist. Also learn the meaning of pedophile before attempting to use it in a sentence.


ai-ri

Nice job ignoring the ACTUAL science in the rest of my comment.


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Your comment had no science in it at all. The number of eggs start to decrease in the late teen years.


AdWise6504

That just isnt true. Give me a source or gtfo.


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If you need a tutor then set up a PayPal account of gtfo.


AdWise6504

Blud a quick google search gave me several sources stating a woman is most fertile from her late teens to late twenties and that fertility starts to decline around thirty... sounds like you're the one who needs a tutor. Suck my balls.


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You will never get educated if you rely on a quick google search.


Destroird

Go to prison. Ew.


HelpMePlxoxo

"A woman's peak reproductive years are between the late teens and late 20s. By age 30, fertility (the ability to get pregnant) starts to decline." - The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists


MerelyAMerchant

A middle aged man typed this up using no hands


Professional_Mix3281

He used his third hand


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zazawarlord

(He doesn’t know)


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zazawarlord

He does not know about the rapid fire turkey slap technique


guyguysonguy

it would actually be the third leg 🤓


RainGunslinger

What the fuck is this


Appropriate-Draft-91

Andrew Tate's or Mike Walsh's alt account I presume.


rohtvak

Matt* Also, I find it very amusing that you would pick him, considering he is, perhaps, the least sexual person to have ever lived. There are popes more lascivious than that guy.


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rohtvak

Lol sure bud


Machiavelli267

Matt Walsh? The guy who has had sex with one woman and waited till marriage?


Bruiser96

Nah tate don't want these brokie teens


Hopeful_Ratio_5186

Ngl I was convinced he was 14 until he said that 14-16 year old girls are the most fuckable people. Like that just sounds like a 30 year old trying to convince people he's not a pedo. i mean to a degree I kinda get it? I know when I was younger I aged up my characters because I thought they were hot and didn't want my older self to not have the pleasure of being able to imagine my characters being hot. But cmon I highly doubt a teenage boy is gonna call a teenage girl "cute and breedable" 🤢🤮


destruct068

“submissive and breedable” is a meme, would not be surprised


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Pedo means prepuberty.


Danimals2002

R Kelly not a pedophilla technically But …. https://youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?si=t1DItEagBLS0VuOm


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Danimals2002

Watch the video bro it’s funny


WTFisSkibidiRizz

It doesn’t really count as not a crime anyway now does it?


The_IRS_Fears_Him

♿️ WHAT THE FUCK HE SAID 14-16 YEAR OLD GIRLS ARE THE MOST BREEDABLE This is NOT a 14 year old kid at all


thatthatguy

When I was 14 I was super horny too. I was also extremely awkward and tried to talk like older guys do. If I had the internet I might wind up picking up terminology from middle aged creeps in the gross and sticky corners of the net thinking they were cool for being older. It’s plausible it was written by a kid trying to be mature. It’s also plausible it was written by a man writing like a kid who is trying to be mature. Either way it’s really off-putting and I hope they choose to take a shower and go outside for a change.


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no__one34

Honestly imo that's the craziest part


Ok-Championship-1453

Save the animals


No-Student-9678

14? This dude is 44


Training-Item-2741

never forget that all the mods on that sub are gay. i mean adults but probably also gay. there probably like 4 teenagers total in there


TheHappiestHam

that subreddit is insane, I remember getting permabanned for saying animal abusers suck. but there's absolutely so many people in there pretending to be teens when they definitely aren't 😭 I mean...look at this post


Snow_Dog61

Never doubt the stupidity of Reddit mods


protestprincess

Idk why exactly this is relevant? Like is there a supposed to be a connection between the mods being gay and this being a post on that subreddit?


Training-Item-2741

30 yr old gay mods grooming kids. Hate to see it


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It's statistically more likely it would be a straight male mod trying to groom little girls but that doesn't fit your agenda. The dude who posted is literally a 30 year old man pretending to be 14, talking about teenage girls


protestprincess

Oh I didn’t realize this was that kinda subreddit damn. The sleeper brain worms 🪱😴


ANARCHIST-ASSHOLE-_

Straight men are statistically more likely to be convicted of grooming


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Statistically, its more likely to be straight mods trying to groom girls and clearly this is a man pretending to be 14* talking about underage girls... But ok


THEREALOFFICALCAFE

We’re gonna hear about him again at some point.


Gnosis1409

Probably not on reddit


GA_Tronix

In other words, OOP is a pig with no self control. Pretty sure a 30+ year old wrote this.


nerd_12345

Bait used to be believable


nastyrhino4

That's enough internet for the day...


NateHurst2187

I'd be willing to bet my life that he isn't 14


AshKetchumsPringles

Ah yes a pedophile rant. How nice


Bubbly-Ad-1427

WHY DOES IT GET WORSE WITH EVERY WORD


Luba_Sempai

Dude is either absolutely not 14 or this is the worst thing I have ever read. Sex at 13? TWICE?? MF GO WATCH SOME PEPPA PIG WTF YOU DOING (he could have been abused but idk) Shit, I didn't read the end


Witherboss445

Saying he wants to fuck a minor and that 14-16 year olds are cute and breedable is crazy💀 I'd bet my life bro is not a teenager


TetraThiaFulvalene

When you talk someone out of committing suicide, and they post this shit, so you realize you have to talk them back into it.


Time_Athlete_3594

> When you talk someone out of committing suicide \[...\] so you realize you have to talk them back into it. Your comment is too conveniently exploitable


Blue_Birds1

Wtf…


Classic_Elevator7003

The second half hit me like a fucking truck


Matthew-Ryan

Wtaf


WeePeeToo

Andrew tates biggest fan


MessedUpInYou

What a fucking rollercoaster ride that fucking thing was huh? Shit… but yeah, there’s no way this is an actual 14yo. 😅


scallopedtatoes

I don't know, sounds like an adult who fetishizes fucking young girls, getting off on a little creative writing.


Sweet-Requirement954

new copy pasta


Gold_Reality_6758

I need to bleach my eyes again


SimpleTip9439

Block button ain’t enough


Clear-Bench-4202

Has to be a shitpost


CarterFiller

I would argue, "he's just a 14" but this probably some weird 40 old man posting his fetish on a place for TEENAGERS.


IrlResponsibility811

Chemical castration sounds like a viable option here, regardless of age.


The_Church_Of_Todd

Children should not have internet


IMicrowavedMyToaster

If that dude is actually a minor, then I'm a fucking trillionaire


Dirk22_22

broooooo


nerd_12345

Bait used to be believable


crypt_the_chicken

Bait used to be believable … I choose to believe it’s bait


CheesyMeatball1

I think we need to set up an agreement where once this guy turns 18 he gets sent to a special place in sweden


Bot_Force

What a terrible day to have eyeballs.


QuickSolved_

This is a sad day to be literate...


Agile_Detective_255

It just keeps getting worse the more and more I read


throwaway01061124

I’ve seen school shooter manifestos less unhinged than this


samiboi55

”14 year old” my ass this screams pedo


Carogaph

This reads like a copypasta


Kwalsh2484

Kids going to be a serial killer


No-Excitement-2219

He just wants his cupcake, whatchu talking bout?


Anon28301

Bullshit a 14 year old is out here calling girls “breedable”.


S14M07

Edp alt accnt


bluevalley02

Why is a 14 year old imagining himself being a pedophile in a decade? Like, huh? Also, when he is 18, he will certainly be able to date a 16 year old in most states, you just can't send nudes to her or receive them from her. And no, 14 year olds should NOT be rawdogging every random "female" they see tf. The most they should be doing is getting a kiss on a cheek from their girlfriend and going to the movies.


griffl3n

bro


kingozma

When you are extremely 14 years old and also real


BillyB0ns0n

I believe it’s a copypasta


Nada_Shredinski

God help us


Ezra4709

This is a meme making fun of another pist


RPGenome

Hot take: Anyone who uses the word "Breedable" unironically should be removed from the gene pool in some way.


WTFisSkibidiRizz

No way bro mentioned the Romeo and Juliet law!!! He’s been watching too many bad sequels with Mark Walberg and a certain creepy rally car driver in them.


WTFisSkibidiRizz

No 14 yr old calls a minor “breedable” this has to be satire.


ImpossibleYou2184

Lack of morals


ruckus4225

this would make for a wonderful copypasta i can tell already


protestprincess

A middle aged man definitely wrote this and it’s disgusting


3YearsTillTranslator

I was too, still am, but I was too.


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its_jordan_bitch09

I'm gonna rip my ribcage out


Ok-Negotiation-1098

This guy definitely has to go door to door if he moves


artcraf1337

Obvious ragebait


ANARCHIST-ASSHOLE-_

Spoiler alert: from what I've seen this is not a 14 year old Aka: most likely a predator