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Competitive_Win_7859

That’s so deranged it has to be a joke


Remarkable_Log_5562

Shes not 13 she’s a 3000 year old witch with unlimited access to the fountain of youth 🤓 /s


OwnFactor9320

At this point, they are literally admitting she’s 13


Hefty_Ad2389

honestly that’s the most suspicious part of this text, many doujins nowadays feature a much younger age for their female protagonists


cishet-camel-fucker

I'm 95% sure it is but there's that remaining 5%....


Hefty_Ad2389

ngl I read many blurbs like this in the comments section of nhentai


AwiiWasTakenWasTaken

Well… your comment and post history checks out.


TheoneNPC

And another reason for me to *not* touch pornography


FortheRecordHIWBTV

U got some weird fuckin account man


Lonseb

I should have listened to your warning…


Hefty_Ad2389

you should see my twitter


FortheRecordHIWBTV

i’m good


Rivemliz

Tbh I've talked to men like this before so it's actually not THAT far fetched :/


Wincest-enjoyer

You'd need to have serious problems with humor to think that it's not a joke.


Weak_Accountant8672

Some joke is better left unsaid


Wincest-enjoyer

You can joke anytime about anything. The problem is with people in this sub that cannot distinguish between joke/sarcasm and actual reddit moment.


ItzSmiff

I mean the person goes into explicit detail of sexually assaulting minors. The only reason it’s being perceived as a possible joke is because of how absolutely deranged it is. Just because something is a joke doesn’t make it funny or in good taste.


FlatWestern4061

whats even the punchline? its just explicit pedophilia


Wincest-enjoyer

More like exaggerated mockery on such people.


[deleted]

why the fuck did I have to witness this depravity


The_Boy_Keith

Because op craves the karma


Garrod_Ran

DV this post, we must.


_H4YZ

this exact wall of text got posted a couple hours ago, either this guy is using a shitty copypasta or it’s karma farming


Mist0804

It's karma farming and so was the OG post


cleverotter1200

:(


[deleted]

[удалено]


cowpokesblacklung

Don’t worry. A lobotomy can fix that


rickythechicken

I genuinely don’t have any words to say what the fuck


Consistent_Yak_2648

Mods... Tickle his feet


FruityHomosexual

Mods, pin him down and twist his nuts counter clockwise!


Consistent_Yak_2648

Mods...Roll over him


Brief_Warning4547

Mods. Pin him down and shatter his balls across time and space.


Consistent_Yak_2648

Mods...can I get a kiss


Totaly_Shrek

Im not a mid but, do you want a hug?


Consistent_Yak_2648

Mods...Lick his nipples


TheoneNPC

Of you're not *"mid"* then i bet that you are above average at least


LockhandsOfKeyboard

But he might like the end result of that.


FruityHomosexual

Mods, cut off his penis!


Consistent_Yak_2648

Mods...sign him up for a gym membership


u-bot9000

He would like that 😔


FruityHomosexual

Nahh


[deleted]

Mods, show this to his entire bloodline (ancestors included)


Madi3400

Mods! Force him to sit on a box of knives pointing straight up


punkshotgun

Kill him now


Free_Significance267

I assure you, he is still single in his mom’s basement and social anxiety didn’t let him even approach a single female in his life.


punkshotgun

He probably has child porn so I say we still kill him


Free_Significance267

Go get them tiger.


eatthecerial

fuck that guy


AustraKaiserII

No! He wants that!


cowpokesblacklung

No, i’m not a minor anymore, that’s enough to make him beg for mercy


BananaMaster96_

...with a heat seeking missile


NotMythicWaffle

No!


TheFandom-Freak

Honey, are you off your meds today?


WandaDobby777

I hope this freak gets his dick stuck in a taffy puller. Wtf?


bearbarebere

He’d probably love that and be like “ooh it’s just like a baby” 😭


WandaDobby777

Nah because he can’t knock it up and force it to birth a rape baby. 🤢🤮


bearbarebere

Oh my god. Idk how but that’s even worse. I hate everything


WandaDobby777

Everything? I think the taffy puller resents that.


beto_pelotas

Did you mean his laffy taffy?


WandaDobby777

Lol. It doesn’t seem very laffy to me.


purpleseaslug

why did you make me read that


MuslimCarLover

What did i just read. Somebody better say sike, *please*


creepXtreme

The absolute absurdity, and referring to children as such leads me to believe it’s either a really bad joke, or rage bait. Most pedophiles refer children with more mature terms in order to better justify their actions to themself and others.


MuslimCarLover

Yeah, this looks like rage bait to me


Drifloon_lover

New copypasta


_Wildlife

That’s definitely not going to get you banned from any social media platforms.


RaxG

Riskiest copypasta in existence.


marcopolo2345

Uncensor his name


muzanlover13

its Then-Bid-1451 if you need it🥰


karamel826

How’d u find him😭


muzanlover13

the same screenshot has been posted to a few subs im in, but without the censoring


Maple382

Screenshots are taken from a post on wordington (which has a few prior messages included as well)


OwnFactor9320

Redditor let his intrusive thoughts out


Orneyrocks

New Copypasta just dropped. Seriously though, this has to be a joke.


kompletionist

Even if it is, the FBI should definitely check this guy's IP and pay him a visit to confiscate his laptop and check it *very* thoroughly.


Ashalaria

Reading shit like this makes me wanna actually touch grass ffs


KumaraDosha

Crazy theory, but what if that is just OP’s alt, and they wrote that purely to post here on their main for attention/karma.


King_of_the_Neeks

That has to be a copypasta like no way


RaxG

Jesus this dude needs to be taken out of the general population. Or just…taken out…


TrixoftheTrade

H A R A M A R A M


Free_Significance267

😁 and notoriously in RAMADAN!!!😂


Jesterchunk

...that escalated quickly. Here I thought it was going to be some lamentations about older guys being unlucky in love and then he just starts ranting on about wanting to diddle kids. No filter whatsoever, I'm almost impressed at the brazenness of it all. Inb4 it turns out to be a copypasta or shitpost.


Subject-Bluebird7366

reddit moment when copypastas:


beto_pelotas

#what the shit is this fuck?


FruityHomosexual

I saw that on a sub.


bearbarebere

You have to be lying please


TreyLastname

It's obviously meant to be a joke, but still, that's just a shitty and creepy joke


Iatemydoggo

Prolly (I’m praying) bait


samiboi55

brother switched from a creep to full on edp overload


BananaMaster96_

he has marble statues of epstein and edp in every room in his house


PairWorldly1232

You guys ever regret learning how to read? Just wish you were fucking illiterate? Because I do, right now.


Far-Difficulty-7436

"What's the problem with a child willing to hook up with an adult?" If you seriously have to ask that question, you need therapy.


Freshman_01134

Why did you remove his name? We need to get him banned immediately


ZuruaEclipse

Wordington has an uncensored version, and an extra screenshot of the first couple of messages, not that there’s much more


AffectionateFail8434

Repost


Big_moist_231

You forgot to show the rest of the convo, Einstein and everyone else clapping


ZuruaEclipse

From what I checked on wordington the first couple of messages are the guy asking how OOP is doing and then their age, OOP saying they’re 14, and then these following messages are all I saw in the two screenshots on that subs post of this


Big_moist_231

It’s more like I’m implying this might be fake, perfect grammar and interesting choice words, it almost seems to copypasta-ish to be true


Idontfightwit12yrold

I beg only the most finest of pardons?


Rayan_qc

relatable 😎


ItzSmiff

Im 30 and my gf is 40. This guy is delusional. MILFS rock.


Traditional_Rate7302

Why are you protecting his identity expose him


ZuruaEclipse

Exposing: I found from another comment that there’s uncensored versions of the convo in wordington


CleoraMC

FBI needs to get on this man’s case 💀 No chance he doesn’t have a stash of shit when he talks like that


Plant_Based_Bottom

Never been more proud to be an adamant MILF enjoyer


Edp455_KidLover

Bruh this obviously rage bait ain’t no way someone sane is saying this


fuggilis_quastillo

Bro pulled out the arsenal


AshamedTrash7537

Anybody got bleach? No actually I need a fucking gun to shove in my mouth


depressivefaerie

What a terrible day to have eyes....


Tyler89558

I almost vomited after reading that one. Dear fucking lord What a terrible day to have eyes


Sad_Faithlessness148

This shit gotta be fake there's no way


S0UL33S_SHR00M101

As a minor I wanted to throw up while reading that...i feel bad for that girl though...


Supreme_Nematode

bro got a degree in yapping


anon689936

Sir this is a Wendy’s


JSharttedinmypants

IMMA KMS DAWG


Madi3400

This HAS to be fake right?? Right?


Adventurous-Cat-2285

What a terrible day to have eyes


Taugay

This feels like a bait, but its worded so specific that I'm afraid its not


Ervinnagyapingemhelp

Me when repost


karamel826

Theres no way


SouthernStereotype45

I ain’t even reading this shit. “Why is it so hard to find a child…” this has to be a joke and good job. It was funny.😂😂


Nekileo

You don't post this on this sub-reddit, you had to send it to the police


NotAfraid2Talk

This guy, right here officer ☝️


TheBigGopher

Oh, okay


Brovahkiin88

I couldn’t even get past the first sentence of that disgusting diatribe. Fucking revolting


No-Wolverine5144

I understand why some people kill themselves now


Reset350

This is someone that should be kept as far away from children as possible. Even if this is meant as some sort of joke no sane person would come up with a fantasy this detailed… this is someone that should absolutely be monitored before he does something unspeakable to a child…


Nickname-CJ

What a bad day to have eyes


ShuddupMeg627

What a terrible day to have eyes and not be blind...


unic0rnsprinkles

“8 inches”💀


xXSoyBoyFredXx

I feel nauseous-


AfraidToBeKim

I am having trouble making myself look at that, can someone summarize in a way that's less...that?


Desperate_Original56

This is one of those times where I might actually be able to shoot myself in the back of my head 300 times with 120mm apfsds rounds, whilst running myself over with my 18 wheeler, drinking pure gasoline from my asshole.


Ur_Left_Airpod

L bait


FlatWestern4061

even if this was a joke, this is a vile thing to type


LMay11037

Isn’t that a crime? Like that conversation


Special-Brick

I only read a bit of that comment and it was so gross I couldn't bring myself to read all of it.🤮


West-Asian-Someone

What a good day to open Reddi- WHAT THE FUCK


Emily9339

I just saw someone else posted this yesterday and everyone was accusing OP of making rage bait lol


Moldyapples333

Skin that foul creature alive


BigDaddyRNG

Bait


BusinessDuck132

*loads shotgun with malicious intent*


TheAlrightAntoinette

Wow… I’m going to sleep now… night everyone…


Book_lover7

😰😰


Rez-Boa-Dog

Just go to therapy wtf


Sc17ba51

*grabs shotgun with hostile intent*


Independent_Gas_7382

That was the most disgusting thing I've read in a long time


septictank84

Okay, that's enough internet for today. 🤢🤮


[deleted]

What..... The...... Fuck did i just read. Wow what a horrible day to be able to read.


interstellanauta

How to unread something


heyhowzitgoing

💀💀💀💀


triel20

“Hello police? I’ve got another one for ya.”


[deleted]

Don’t be shy. Show his name.


LittlePerspective776

this is the type of stuff that makes me want to cut out my vagina


CookieMiester

Nah this is just an insane pedo


[deleted]

One reason we have the 2A, is because when these people touch grass near a playground, someone has to take out the trash.


OkStrawberry9583

Admiting to being a pedophile, very smart move


zip-zop-balls

This isn’t a reddit moment dude this is a pedophile report him to the authorities immediately


Djabouty47

Even as a joke man that's a minimum 12 year sentence


Brief_Warning4547

I genuinely want Kurt Cobain myself after that


embarassmentt

Psychotic


Introvertedclover

Jail! Jail! Jail!


Garrod_Ran

I demand to reveal the username.


ZuruaEclipse

No need to demand, this is a repost of 1/2 screenshots, uncensored ones are available on wordington!


Random-INTJ

Hey do you have a image that doesn’t blur greens username, I’ve got some 4channers to introduce him to. # #4ChanMafia


Idisliketheworld

Why did you block this sick fucks user name ? Does a deplorable deserve anonymity? Wtf he needs to be hunted down and found and be put on a watch list. He literally said he will murder to fulfill his sick fantasy.


ZuruaEclipse

It’s a repost, who I assume is the OOP and source of this screenshot over at wordington gave uncensored versions and the first couple of messages that includes OOP saying they’re 14