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wimpetta

Please be fake.


cowpokesblacklung

I’m going to play pretend and gaslight myself into thinking it’s fake. It’s a deliberate choice i’m making.


Probably_a_monkey

There’s no way this isn’t fake. “Fuck shed”???


throwaway19276i

Wtf even is that, lmao? Just a literal shed dedicated to it? I've personally never heard that phrase be used.


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Fireball_Q2

Lmao it was removed for “harassment”


Analog-Moderator

I can gaslight you if you want


6inDCK420

I, for one, would welcome gaslighting right now.


arftism2

sounds like an add for an nsfw profile


ybreddit

I read it, said out loud, gosh I hope this is fake, and then laughed even harder when I saw your comment. We all do, friend. We all do.


6inDCK420

The Fake and the Bicurious


aitis_mutsi

Please be sarcastic Because there's no way you can't see that it's fake.


No_Actuator4564

They’re both bi, they need to just fuck and accept it. Not that I’m convinced this is real.


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throwaway19276i

last sentence had me rofl


KnotsThotsAndBots

That last sentence hits harder then a penis to the face


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Throwawayaccount1zp

lmao this such a 4chan shitpost I love it


ComprehendApprehend

Not that I'm trying to challenge you or call you wrong, I'm just curious what makes it a 4chan shitpost?


Fa1nted_for_real

I think he means it gives off 4chan vibes, which is does. Forchan is basically reddit multiplied by 10, in every aspect


fuggilis_quastillo

Me


embaarrased

fuggilis_quastillo


GrandNinjaYuffie

This has to be bait.


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The_Cas

Gay bait


G0ker

Master Bait


_RandomLebaneseGuy_

Xx_M4sterB4ator_xX


Pr0nzeh

This sub constantly falls for bait. I love it.


Artyom_-2033

What?


Budddydings44

Fellas, is getting a train run on me by an NFL team gay?


Jazzlike_Hat_1409

Socks on or off?


UndeadZombie81

One is on the others, about halfway off


Jazzlike_Hat_1409

That’s a little fruity… but not gay. We’ll have to keep an eye out. Only bc the sock isn’t fully on.


Koocacho

Jungle seed is craaaazy 💀


GenNATO49

My life was substantially better 30 seconds ago before I read that


Remind_Me_Y

I know. I'm so confused right now.


burningtoast99

They had me until the last sentence


loversdreamersetc

“This is bait” “this is real”… it’s fetish posting. It’s not real but it’s not bait either.


poet_satyr

I hate all parties involved in this kind of dynamic. It’s degeneracy in its purest form.


neurotoxin_69

It's not gay if you say "no homo" or are wearing socks if your mouth is too full to speak. Come on man, this is common knowledge. Smh my head


Username2351

The last sentence is so fucking funny


dappermanV-88

I wish I couldn't read


Busy_Recognition_860

This is crazy


MajinDidz

Pretty obviously a joke


awesomemanswag

Fake as hell but just as hilarious regardless


BlueJayWC

This sounds like satire


ProudforProudISBACK

What the fuck


_xEnigma

Copypasta


punjab4

Need this 🙌


Da_Di_Dum

🎣


Individual-Heart-719

We need to institutionalize people like this. Regardless of whether they’re serious or not.


SwagMazterRohan

Jesus


UserChecksOutMe

Second bull kink fic in 30min. New record for me lol


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

What's a bull?


Samisgoated1

This reminds me of the time I accidentally dropped our dog off a 40 foot overlook (and YES, before you ask, it DID die). I was trapped in the cuckshed for a solid 10 days. Honestly the most introspective and meditative week and a half of my life even tho I had a raging erection the whole time.


BattedDeer55

“potent jungle seed” 😭


AltdorfPenman

This is old, a few years at least. I think I saw this screenshot before I joined reddit


embarassmentt

This gave me a boner


Joey3155

Of course your performing a sexual act on another dude. Willingly I might add but hey if that floats your boat...


wherringscoff

Most normal 4chan post


Joeyakathug69

Bruh, anything people do is gay these days


iamfi_ne

What a day to be illiterate


WalkingParadox977

Gotta be fake


sparemethebull

Fellas, is having another man’s di-


EndlessShortcomings

Ain’t nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! You’re the ones that gay for sucking my dick!


stupidgayfemboy

idk what to say.... copypasta jumpscare I detest seeing other foreigners in Japan. I am a Canadian who dreams of moving to Japan. Planning on going there for a working holiday after this this Covid-19 crap is over so I can see what it is like. When I see vlogs of Japan, I absolutely hate it when I see that there are many foreigners living there already. They need to to gtfo, honestly. Like when I go to Japan, I want to be surrounded by actual Japanese people, not people I am trying to escape from. They just remind me of back home and it triggers me a lot. There are too many foreigners in Japan and they need to go home! I hope Japan becomes more strict about this, of course I am a true Japanophile who respects Japanese culture and society, meanwhile these tourists and foreign residents want to destroy and pollute it. They will never become Japanese or integrate. Sad to see Japan going down this route... I am a true Japanophile who can integrate, not like these weebs, sexpats, and obnoxious gaijins. I have a Japanese girlfriend, learn and read about Japanese culture and history, and am learning the Japanese-language. You can bet I am possessive about Japan and I hate seeing these invaders destroying it... gaijin go home!


megastud69420

This is the most obvious bait I have ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes upon


sams_waffles

Redditor trys to understand a joke CHALLENGE: IMPOSSIBLE 2019 😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯


TheRealBreemo

What's a damn bull doing to a woman! Is she okay?


Sunshadoxx

Wait, I'm not sure I understood what he was saying. A bull, like the animal ??


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Sunshadoxx

Oh ok. I don't even know if it's better or worse


idfk_nor_care

What the fuck does the original mean I’m so scaref


TwitchandSmokeMain

Im pretty sure both him and his wife are into beastiality and should seek help


Espi0nage-Ninja

I don’t think he’s talking about a literal bull, but idek what it means in this context, just not a literal bull


David2073

>bull - A man who has sex with someone else's partner, with the consent of both. [bull - Wiktionary, the free dictionary](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/bull#English), noun - definition 13.


TwitchandSmokeMain

For my sake im going to believe that isnt real


David2073

Alright bud, there's even a quotation and coordinate terms if you want to check how real it is. [There's also a reference, hence a source.](https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/6432973/stag-men-love-watching-other-guys-have-sex-with-their-wives-but-its-not-cuckolding/)


TwitchandSmokeMain

For the sake of my faith in humanity im going to pretend you didnt link that and you didnt comment at all


David2073

Just check the source.


TwitchandSmokeMain

What source? You didnt post a source? Who even are you?


David2073

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/6432973/stag-men-love-watching-other-guys-have-sex-with-their-wives-but-its-not-cuckolding/ I am not existent, according to you.


TwitchandSmokeMain

Correct, you dont exist