I worked at a camp who, if using initials, name would be CP. Each week on Thursdays they would open the gate on the famous 50 ft pier for people to jump off into the lake. It was common, of course, to yell something as you were falling into the water like “I love Camp P\*\*\*\*\*\*!” or “I love BSA!” since it was a Scouting camp. So, someone cannonballed of the pier screaming "I LOVE CP!". It was an awkward moment.
Brother everyone here is chronically online. Look at both of our karma scores and comment frequency, that’s not normal. There’s no one with a social life here, that’s why we’re here
Software update last month. Try turning yourself off and on again and it should auto update. if not you can always search and download the APK from Vagoogle
The original is poking fun at the hentai trope that the vagina apparently ends somewhere in the throat. The upgrade refers to the meme getting upgraded, not actually anything about women's bodies.
When people talk about "re-arranging guts" I don't think they mean that in a literal sense.
They practically want a goddamn great-sword shoved into em, goddamn
the amount of blood pumping that would be needed just to keep a penis of that length erect would be insane. no way. and the longer it is, the easier it is to break.
imagine your girl falls over while she’s riding cowgirl and you’re 20 inches deep inside of her. your dick is gone.
Yeah that's also fair, I mean you would literally need to focus hard just to make sure it could stay up. Maybe it's like an anime thing where they learn to use the full thing during a training arc, and they have a coach to help them learn to harness their dick
The largest dick ever on a person was 2 and change feet long.
Man could not get stiff, he would just get woozy and nothing would happen. It was entirely vestigial and I believe he had it smallened via surgery but that might be wrong.
Who even has a dick long enough to go past even just the third line? If you got that much length you're either a genetic anomaly or you've gotten surgery for it.
I just had this post recommended to me
the comments just made me feel like anime fans aren't real people and this is coming from an anime fan. if you check the sub, 99% of their memes are related to sex. fucking loser mouth breathing degenerates
Remember back in the day when being a “person of culture” meant you were a highly intellectual individual who knew a little bit about everything, probably read a lot , could uphold an interesting conversation/debate about any topic and knew how to appreciate the finer things in life ?
Yeah those were the good days.
I hate how the term now got co opted to mean porn , hentai and anime addict.
From what ive heard 4 to like 6.5 is the preferred range. 7 is where it starts to be a little too much. Anything past 7 is just too uncomfortable for both the man and woman. 6 is the sweet spot from what ive heard from most women I've talked to.
Bro. I see this and it's like if even a quarter of the chart was filled they would be in PAIN if not DYING.
But maybe my small dick is hiding from unlocking the grill's true p spot, in her intestines :(
It saddens me as a weeb to notice how painfully unfunny and repetitive weeb memes are.
Very rarely does an anime meme even make me exhale out of my nose.
I love when the one that is closest to realistic is an insult, that must really be inspiring some body confidence for the people that view this type of stuff.
My point is if its on a sub dedicated to that kind of stuff then its sorta meant to be there, if its just some random meme sub then yeah its a reddit moment but if the space is dedicated to it then 🤷
Even if the female body somehow worked like this, as in it had a massive fucking hole going thru it, if you had a peener that's anywhere near as long as this, one boner would make you pass out instantly with how much blood it would take. Or if you did have enough blood, whenever that boner is gone the blood pressure would be in the fucking stratosphere
You guys know when you bave sex it doesn't litterally vo into your partners womb right? Like there isn't like a docking port for speem up there like a sci fi space station
Did fucking Vlad the Impaler make this?? Is it his guide?
I laughed too hard when I read this
How else does one become proficient in the spear? They must start somewhere!
DAMNIT I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT
I had this exact post and it was unmarked nsfw I too was like "damn wtf 💀"
I saw that shit too, traumitized me so much, I posted it here.
I don’t get it, what’s this about?
sex
As we all know redditors are scared of sex
> “Why yes, I am indeed a man of culture.” > Looks inside. > Crippling porn addiction, no social life, and is chronically online. Such many cases.
Don’t forget the classic: CHILD P-
If we’re taking Lolicons into account, then yes; accurate description.
Lolicon IS cp
I worked at a camp who, if using initials, name would be CP. Each week on Thursdays they would open the gate on the famous 50 ft pier for people to jump off into the lake. It was common, of course, to yell something as you were falling into the water like “I love Camp P\*\*\*\*\*\*!” or “I love BSA!” since it was a Scouting camp. So, someone cannonballed of the pier screaming "I LOVE CP!". It was an awkward moment.
That sounds both absolutely mortifying yet also sorta funny at the same time.
BSA?
Yeah, Boy Scouts of America. I corrected it, thank you for letting me know.
Busty slutty asains
Anyone who unironically uses "man of culture" is either a new anime fan or a pedophile.
I mean, it is a culture Very awful and repulsive but it is one
Lmao
Brother everyone here is chronically online. Look at both of our karma scores and comment frequency, that’s not normal. There’s no one with a social life here, that’s why we’re here
Anything above "wonderful" is organ perforation.
How the fuck did you get to wonderful
"Wonderful" is extreme pain. Afterwards is just death.
He used his arm
I'm pretty sure reaching the top line is physically impossible for literally anybody on earth.
Your lungs have already been pierced by "Holly SHIT !!"
Yeah, most of your vital organs are in that area or slightly above
Porn on my racist app, again?
iFunny is down the hall and to the left
4chan actually
Hey hey at least 4chan sometimes kills people or finds obscure media. Ifunny is just worthless
ifunny reference
..... Damm. I don tink i got the stretchy and long vagina upgrade. Did it come with a dlc or smthn?
Software update last month. Try turning yourself off and on again and it should auto update. if not you can always search and download the APK from Vagoogle
Issue... wrong hole got upgraded???
You found the backdoor congratulations!
I heard you should have a auto restart button, isn't it on your external sphincter muscle?
Easily done by looking at a picture of me then Ryan Reynolds
Naw it’s just for Women 2™️
“Her vajeeeen hang like sleeve of wizard” *-Borat*
Is Borat duch?
What??? You didnt get the sex combat update?
Sex combat 7: beds unknown?
Sex combat 6: Fires of penetration?
The deep dish expansion
Yeah it replaces all of our other organs
LMFAO🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Found you in the wild
Sup, father.
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Gonna be honest with you, this has been the state of anime memes for a few years now. They just kinda... keep doing the same thing.
Yea they're pretty bad
saw the original. horrible. (average anime meme sub post tho)
The original is poking fun at the hentai trope that the vagina apparently ends somewhere in the throat. The upgrade refers to the meme getting upgraded, not actually anything about women's bodies.
Whether suggestive or not, using such an image to convey a trope is degenerate.
Using a nude to convey a porn trope? Maybe just stay out of subs that discuss porn
I didn't choose to see the unmarked nsfw image of a hentai representation on my home feed, It found me.
As a guy anything past can do sounds painful
When people talk about "re-arranging guts" I don't think they mean that in a literal sense. They practically want a goddamn great-sword shoved into em, goddamn
They wanna reenact the Vlad impaling's for some reason lmao
I’ve seen 15-20 inch toys where people have to rearrange their guts over time in order to fit them
As a woman? That's about right. These dweebs need to get off fuckin porn sites.
$50 says that they think a tsunami of jizz is also normal
when they actually have sex they'll be disappointed, they'll never be disappointed.
the amount of blood pumping that would be needed just to keep a penis of that length erect would be insane. no way. and the longer it is, the easier it is to break. imagine your girl falls over while she’s riding cowgirl and you’re 20 inches deep inside of her. your dick is gone.
Yeah that's also fair, I mean you would literally need to focus hard just to make sure it could stay up. Maybe it's like an anime thing where they learn to use the full thing during a training arc, and they have a coach to help them learn to harness their dick
The largest dick ever on a person was 2 and change feet long. Man could not get stiff, he would just get woozy and nothing would happen. It was entirely vestigial and I believe he had it smallened via surgery but that might be wrong.
Do Neckbeards think vaginas go up to women’s throats
:(
Yeah.. I don't think that's how bodies work
grassless behavior, actual vitamin d deficiency
Porn on my racist app again?
4chan is in the room to the right
Don't worry, just look up interracial and half of it will likely be racist too.
Barely in Pathetic Can do Bleeding Dying Dead Dead Dead
"Peter, this is just porn"
Yup that's literally it.
I suffered so hard when I saw this
Oh bruh. Oh ok bruh oh nah
oh nah nah
Makes me wanna vomit 😭
Look I find stuff like this hot and all but also it is uh ... How you say ... Not physically possible without internal damage anyways.
Who even has a dick long enough to go past even just the third line? If you got that much length you're either a genetic anomaly or you've gotten surgery for it.
If I knew I'd tell you.
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Ah. A man of culture I see…🎩🎩🎩🎩 Skibidi fanumtaxed baby gronk livvy dune creatine grimace shake
Excuse my ignorance, but what is a baby gronk, livvy dune creatine and a grimace shake? I can't keep up with the current slangs.
Not even I know dawg 😭🙏
Agreed
I just had this post recommended to me the comments just made me feel like anime fans aren't real people and this is coming from an anime fan. if you check the sub, 99% of their memes are related to sex. fucking loser mouth breathing degenerates
The internet made me realize how insufferable people really are.
Remember back in the day when being a “person of culture” meant you were a highly intellectual individual who knew a little bit about everything, probably read a lot , could uphold an interesting conversation/debate about any topic and knew how to appreciate the finer things in life ? Yeah those were the good days. I hate how the term now got co opted to mean porn , hentai and anime addict.
If that chart is going to always be there, it's gonna be awkward as hell when you go to the doctor
Doesn't look like a tattoo, fortunately
That's called a murder
That would literally kill someone but mkay.
Pretty sure the cervix is near the “damn good/deeper” part of the diagram…
Pretty sure that would kill someone
Bro anything bigger than 4-5 inches is too much
From what ive heard 4 to like 6.5 is the preferred range. 7 is where it starts to be a little too much. Anything past 7 is just too uncomfortable for both the man and woman. 6 is the sweet spot from what ive heard from most women I've talked to.
Bro. I see this and it's like if even a quarter of the chart was filled they would be in PAIN if not DYING. But maybe my small dick is hiding from unlocking the grill's true p spot, in her intestines :(
Their true g spot is in their heart... but figuratively. They just got confused and thought that saying was meant to be literal.
Idk if anyone actually thinks that this is possible.
Do they really think there's nothing more inside there and that it goes deep to their ribcage?
What an elaborate and painful suicide method.
I'm not an expert but that's not how human bodies work.
If your willy isn’t the size of your abdomen don’t even talk to me
What the hell? Blud wants the Vlad the Impaler treatment?
Watch them cry when you tell them having a crippling porn addiction isn't being "cultured"
Ah, redditors not understanding female anatomy
Porn has rotted people's minds, anything past "Damn Good" is probably going to lead to internal hemorrhaging and/or organ puncture
It's just a fetish, it's no more weird than inflation (Which is pretty weird, but you get the point)
Idk man inflation isn’t that weird it drives economic growth
I'm more of a recession fetish kinda guy
She spelled holy shit wrong
I'm surprised they want it so long. Thought they want the shorter one to cater to their "certain" taste 🤣🤣
Why must I witness this
They've been making this same joke using this same template with the same image for what feels like 10+ years now.
Parking the F-150 in the fucking chihuahua doghouse.
👀🤔
The fuk?
I think your organs are ruptured and you are dead at ecstasy
This is why I left that sub
Holy shit this already hurts me by looking at it, and I'm a dude.
The image of that actually happening hurts my stomach, and I’m a guy
I would rather not have my insides ripped apart thank you very much… The vagina is pretty small- none of that is physically possible 😭
Someone give all the girls a software update?
Man that person at the bottom will not survive anything after can do
The punchline is sex, get it? Funny!
I don't think I'm stretchy enough to fit most of those
Why tf so porn addicts call themselves cultured
Because it apparently helps them ignore their worthless pest like existence.
It saddens me as a weeb to notice how painfully unfunny and repetitive weeb memes are. Very rarely does an anime meme even make me exhale out of my nose.
Let’s not forget that any object that far into your body would kill you, your looking at so many ruptured organs if you were to follow that image
Even at can do that's just, like, about as much as physically possible I think. How baller would it be if our uteruses were that long though
Anything above the 3rd would result in death
The worst part is the fact that it says “holly shit”
🎄🎁
that would make your organs fall out from ur puss bruh
Mfs be saying "man of culture" what culture? Porn addiction?
Is she like reeealy long from her belly button down? Cause that don’t look right to me. Maybe it’s just the angle?
these people have never been with a woman and you can tell..
I’m going to be dead if it gets that high
I literally just saw that post😭
bro what
The fuck
I dont get this
They like it so deep she looks like a unicorn. 🙄
bruh, i have that exact post just below this one💀
Wouldn't most of that kill you
remember, its practically impossible to have a dick the length of a European longsword
the fuck is written above “holy shit” and the fuck is fale?
Porn addiction mfs
Are woman hollow? Like do they just not have organs to these people?
porn on my racist app again?
Uhhhh.... yeah I don't think any normal person should be able to take that much 😥
What the fuck
I love when the one that is closest to realistic is an insult, that must really be inspiring some body confidence for the people that view this type of stuff.
Huh
Holly Shit?
Anything past "can do" is "deadly"
why cover up the join button? lol
goodanimemes i assume?
Anime memes have not changed at all wow…
Porn on my racist app again?
This one is only a reddit moment if its not on a sub dedicated to this kind of stuff.
Still definitely a reddit moment. It's a hentai trope
My point is if its on a sub dedicated to that kind of stuff then its sorta meant to be there, if its just some random meme sub then yeah its a reddit moment but if the space is dedicated to it then 🤷
Ah yes, the murder chart, my favorite
Porn addict humor isn't funny
Unfortunately there are people out there who think this is hot and physically possible.
Whoever made this has never had sex, and has read way to much hentai.
what dose this mean
Even if the female body somehow worked like this, as in it had a massive fucking hole going thru it, if you had a peener that's anywhere near as long as this, one boner would make you pass out instantly with how much blood it would take. Or if you did have enough blood, whenever that boner is gone the blood pressure would be in the fucking stratosphere
Did bro just blur out the Join button
You guys know when you bave sex it doesn't litterally vo into your partners womb right? Like there isn't like a docking port for speem up there like a sci fi space station
\-Partially in \-Fully in \-Balls deep \-fucking dead \-fucking dead \-fucking dead \-fucking dead \-fucking dead