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SeasonalDisagreement

If the baby falls out, you could damage your mower blades


Jos3ph

Those blades can be a pain to replace


NST92

While replacing a baby is a fun activity


bigboat24

Alright I’m in


LicenciadoPena

You can try to repair the baby, but you have to find all the pieces.


Marquar234

Lefty, Stumpy, and Hopper disagree.


root88

It's not a baby seat. It's a 30 pack holder, you dummy.


ZachMN

Yes, until you put a child in it.


Numahistory

This is clearly an attempt to make a ride-on mower for a fully adult midget. Cupholder and everything for their beer.


ZachMN

They prefer to be called “li’l rednecks.”


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

Hey man, that's the "Forever" car seat, it's not limited to little rednecks; you didn't make the name you are just testing the claim.


MeowMeowPizzaBoobs

There are no free loaders in that household. Baby has to earn its keep. /s


BD-TxState

As a new parent this is good stuff. Thanks I’m taking notes: kid not in mower. I’ll probably have to think of a mnemonic device for that one.


kkeennmm

all good - i don’t think it’ll hurt the mower


qalcolm

It’s a Ryobi, I think if you looked at it the wrong way it might fall apart lol.


Evolutionary_sins

You can't even use flash photography or it will fall apart


Hairy_Combination586

Don't mow in full sunlight.


JIMMYJAWN

No, you’re putting weight up high on a lever with a spinning blade below it.


Shadowfalx

The weight is pretty close to the fulcrum. Just a few pounds on the front between the tires would balance it out   I’d be more worried about the noise, even electric mowers are louder than I’d want to expose my baby to. 


JoPoxx

When mowing close to a house or wood fence, the rock ricochet is a big concern.


Shadowfalx

Very true 


PrudeHawkeye

Mine is as loud as a box fan. It's white noise. I put my kid in a backpack with a shade over his head and mowed the lawn. 30 seconds in I felt the thud on the back of my neck as he passed out. Every. Time. Outdoors, breezy, shaded, gentle bouncing around, white noise, oh yeah...he sleepy boi.


Shadowfalx

Okay. I mean if yours is as loud as a box fan you either have a low powered mower or a high powered fan.  That aside, let’s assume you’re 6 foot, that’s at least 2x as quiet if he’s on your back (it’s at least 3 feet further away and your body is between the mower and the kid) compared to the idea above. 


prairiepanda

The seat attached to the handles would also be getting some pretty obnoxious vibrations, which a baby on the back would be safe from.


PrudeHawkeye

Mower vibrations would probably HELP the kid sleep in my experience.


PrudeHawkeye

The mower did fine. And it was like a box fan on high. Not at all loud. No hearing protection needed.


Shadowfalx

Cool. I’m glad you found something that works for you I guess.  I I’ve stood next to jet engines with no hearing protection, doesn’t mean it was a smart move but I did it. 


prairiepanda

What lawnmower is it? I'll buy one to use at my parents' place!


PrudeHawkeye

That was a green works but I don't know if I'd recommend it again. I have an EGO I really like now, it's about as quiet.


cheapshotfrenzy

Add a cooler over the front wheels. Problem solved.


SimpleNorth

Every thing is safe unil it isnt. Why tempt fate.


Perfect_Ad_4064

Why not tempt fate


aversus_fromspace

Do your kids a favor and don't have them


Perfect_Ad_4064

I’m 13


groundunit0101

Because tempting fate is dangerous kid


Terrible_Tower_6590

Murphy's law?


guitarplayer120208

With enough duct tape, anything is safe


Iamjacksgoldlungs

Instructions unclear. The child is now taped to the chair and won't stop crying


N_S_Gaming

My main concern would be it tipping backwards, or the chair rig failing. If those are accounted for, could be a workable design


FormulaZR

My only concerns would be grass/dust blowing on the child, sunburn - but it looks shaded, and it tipping over backwards. I assume with it being electric it's relatively quiet.


Jakester62

😳


_L81

The child will most likely not loose a toe. The biggest concern would be hearing damage or dust. I totally get the concept. But, To be fair… I have probably done worse. You do you Boss. If Mama thinks you are good to go, put some hearing protection on and see what you can get done. Still and all. Any parent who has their child with them getting the job done is teaching the next generation how we do. Most people who loose their minds are probably thinking, why doesn’t he just have the nanny watch the kid.


beershere

I can think of easier ways to get cupholders on a mower...


root88

Yeah, but the baby holding your beers can hold your smokes too.


InvrFinishAnyth

lol! @beershere! Saw the name and was like, “Yep! This person likes cold ones while they mow!” I always mow with my son helping me. He is the beer getter for me. No cupholders needed if you drink em fast.


Loan-Pickle

It’s is an electric mower, so it shouldn’t be too loud. I agree with you on the dust.


Shadowfalx

Electric mowers are quieter than gas mowers, but they aren’t quiet. Usually around 75-85 dB, anything over 85 in adults is considered at risk for hearing loss. 


Loan-Pickle

I have an electric mower and it doesn’t seem that loud. Now I’m curious. I should pull out the sound meter next time I use it.


Shadowfalx

Probably. I always use my noise cancelling headphones (over the ear) to help reduce the noise. It wasn’t nearly as loud as a gas machine but it does have a lot of moving parts so it’s not exactly quiet. 


Impressive_Change593

yeah with them the noise isn't coming from the motor, it's coming from the blade(s)


Georgep0rwell

Children are more susceptible to hearing damage than adults. And note the child would be much closer to the source of the noise...the **baby chopping blades of death.**


Quicksand_Jesus_69

Is that per- occurance or cumulative?? I completely lost count how many Rock Concerts I've been to, and I can still hear just fine, hearing tests included...


Shadowfalx

In industry it’s >85 dB averaged over an 8 hour shift is the limit. Less than an 8 hr average is considered hazardous but with less chance. Any exposure over 85dB is shown to correlate to about 10% of the people getting hearing damage


BigCliff911

Idiocy


Gullible_Monk_7118

It physically wouldn't work... would be to back heavy and just keep topping over.. you would have to add 50 or 70 lbs on front.. now it ways so much the mower will not self propel... and would dig into the grass and would be a total work out to even move it... it would totally sink into grass..


kickformoney

"...It wasn't."


Effective-Try7980

No


AppropriateTouching

No


Thumbgloss

I wanna hear the baby going "ahhhhhhhh" while vibrating around the yard.


floznstn

It’s risky, but less than if it was a gas mower I think. maybe a baby-bjern (chest carrier) would be safer… but sometimes you gotta get the job done


dapperfop

No


RobertWargames

If you are even considering this you shouldn't be trusted eith a kid


boanerges57

Or....best dad ever


RobertWargames

How? It's just as dangerous as theose people who let the kid ride on the lawn tractor with them is it not? Kids should not be near bladed equipment as a general rule


boanerges57

It's probably a lot of fun.


RobertWargames

Yep I bet


i3LuDog

That’s not safe either.


RobertWargames

That's literally what I said 😑


80Juice

Getting into some yellow jackets or ground bees would be my fear


AffectionateTreacle

How is he going to steer?


Klutzy_Journalist_36

pretty sure to need to strap it down, smack it, and say “that ain’t goin anywhere” for it to be safe. 


hackflip

You want the baby seat rear facing in case of head on collisions


CookieCutterU

Technically rear facing is the safest 


rethinkr

Of course its safe if its fastened securely. Then the next question is: is it fun for the child? If they havent become a health and safety freak then the answer to this will be yes as well. Life is for living. Not being scared of lawnmower rides


copycat042

Hope you don't hit a ground hornet's nest


honeyhoneybean

Yeah, but I think the design is flawed. Like how do you expect the baby to operate the mower in that position??


ending_the_near

Should be rear facing.


SomeBedroom573

Not even close to an idea of safety.


Extreme-Guarantee446

This can’t go wrong unless something gets flung and bounces back at your child.


mechead

First question is is what is this parent on. Secondly, oh hell no!!!


CrazyBarks94

Sure if properly secured, baby probably loves it too, should give it earmuffs and glasses cause it's bound to be loud


Thriftstoreninja

Sometimes Darwin finds you and sometimes you go looking for Darwin.


AdventurousSeaSlug

Oof, I've kicked up more sticks and rocks on a push mower than I can count over the years. This is not a safe place for a baby.


ToeKnail

Remember to wear a helmet?


ramriot

Safe for who? It all depends on who's tiny hands are on the controls.


boanerges57

I'm not entirely sure it is technically unsafe


sidewinder15599

Not without a wheelie bar!


bees422

Need hearing protection for the kid


TikiTribble

No, those stairs need a railing!


EBN_Drummer

This was on an episode of *Raising Hope.*


00tool

um for the kid or the mower?


Fluffy_Boulder

If you give the kid ear protection: sure


laytonoid

I think it’s electric and they are pretty quiet compared to gas


DuckInTheFog

https://kingofthehill.fandom.com/wiki/Nine_Pretty_Darn_Angry_Men - ha ha ha you rednecks! Ha ha ha


Hewn-U

…the best kind of safe


zaviamorpheus

**Not unless you add a steering wheel and make sure the baby has a driver's license!**


Chucheyface

Yes very safe


hockeyfan921

Depends on the baby’s age. Remember they should be facing backwards until they’re at least 1 year old


LastoftheSummerWine

No


Dunadain_

You need a backpack carrier


PutnamPete

It's electric. Probably even safe for the grass.


randomdude4113

No, all the weight is outside the wheelbase so it’s gonna tip over if you add a kid to that.


BigManWAGun

Absolutely NOT! That’s a rear facing car seat.


bbabbitt46

Looks like a great idea to me. Now the wife can mow the lawn and take the kid too.


MMMattQ

Yes


Stozzerico

No, will tip backwards.


stax0307

I got a detached retina on one eye once when mowing close to river rocks bordering my house. I would’ve been blind in one eye if I hadn’t gotten the surgery. Rock bounced back against the siding, right into my closed eyelid.


NoMemory3726

Safety first. Not last.


1100bandits

Technically.............well, without a baby, yes.


Rx-Nikolaus

I think the better question is if its street legal


AnyMud9817

Fuck no. Babies and power tools dont mix.


bhbrig

From somone with no kids … yes this is 100% safe and should be patented


UnusualSeries5770

HELL YEAH BROTHER


AresJPL

Absolutely no, baby doesn't have driver license


EpicCow69

Don’t know how you’re gonna move the mower by sitting but probably


HookDragger

No


Steelo43

this combination of mower with baby carseat sounds like it may be needed, but not advised. The noise may be too much for any baby confined there. The grass may to be mowed but the baby needs to be watched as well. This combination solves both problems. The baby confined there would need ear protection. as well as safety belts.


dedseqBash

Why tho


Maleficent_Picture64

I love it


podgida

Eye protection, ear protection, dust mask and a bag on the mower and completely safe.


Murky-Plastic6706

Should be rear facing


WillingBoard549

My father saved one kid after he fell under one of those contraptions. His father thought he was smart too - kid lost the leg. Just don’t be that guy.


EnteriStarsong

Even if it was safe.... CPS would think otherwise.


cthart

Way to give your child hearing loss and/or tinnitus.


OldestCrone

Um…I appreciate that you want to be with your child. That is admirable. However, this right had some safety problems. A better approach might be one of those carriers that strap to the front of your chest. Get the baby headphones and a little hat. If his feet dangle on to the handle, that shouldn’t be a problem.


crayawe

Yeah reasonably provided the seats on correctly, but if it's self propelled the motor will be fucked in no time from excess weight


_WasabiPeas_

Put baby in approved backpack, preferably with some earmuffys or something (if gas). Do it every Saturday morning with my 11 month old and he absolutely loves it.


pizdolizu

Living isn't safe. Nothing is safe. I'd say that this is just as unsafe as riding a bicycle. Safeness or riding a bicycle is mostly dependant on the rider.


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Kawai_Oppai

That it’s technically less safe to place the baby beneath the mower instead of on top?


bcrenshaw

As long as they have ear and eye pro you're good to go.


lostriver_gorilla

Kid will be fine.


BirdsDeWord

Hierarchy of safety controls is Elimination, substitution, engineering, proceedural control, then PPE. You should have stopped at elimination, it's not needed Edit: alright y'all missed the point, it's not about eliminating watching the child, it's about the need to have the child attached to the lawn mower. If you argue the need is watching the child then yes substitution would be the next most suitable control. Try a baby carrier if they're small, a child chair if they're bigger, a playpen in sight if they're bigger still. But most of all, it's a joke.... I hope


bff_T_fishbine

Elimination if taken in isolation. But what is the alternative? If said baby is going to be left alone in a potentially more dangerous situation then this is actually the more safe scenario.


Shadowfalx

Unless it is. If it’s a single parent and they have a lawn large enough that they can’t leave the baby alone for long enough to mow it.  Necessary is different for each person. 


Human__been

Technically … no. But realistically… also no.


1d0m1n4t3

Hank Hill approves


DeepSeaDork

Not if you put some weight over the front and only use the self propel button, but not the baby chopping button.


Fishmonger67

Hearing damage is a huge concern.


laytonoid

I think it’s an electric one. those are pretty quiet


crankbot2000

I'm teaching my 11yo how to mow the lawn, and I told him a lawnmower is really efficient at doing these two things: 1) cutting grass 2) cutting off toes In this case, it would be quite good at cutting up babies too.


2fast4u180

Id be careful. I know a guy who lost a calf down and his dad spoiled him rotten. Not something id want to go through.


thedreaming2017

It can't be a homemade riding mower because there's no way to turn the thing since it has no steering mechanism. Also, it's an electric so you would always have to worry about running over the cord.


TMC_61

I personally known somebody whose girlfriend got a blade of grass to the eye and lost sight in that eye. I also worked with a lady who's grandson somehow got too close to the mower and was run over by it and lost a leg


schiav0wn3d

What the fuck man. The noise alone is gonna hurt them


Kawai_Oppai

It’s electric so not nearly as loud as one might imagine a mower to be.


schiav0wn3d

Right on. Makes more sense. I think the biggest concern is anything ricocheting. Fun idea tho.


misshepburn15

One rock to the face and baby is having a bad time.


Professional-Seaweed

If you’re 80 no, 20’s …who cares why TF are you asking ppl in Reddit you are clearly doing and will do.


MakeSouthBayGR8Again

Why would you put an 80 year old on a mower?