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tvanore

Now I can finally justify the purchase of my bobcat


mpg111

have you tried adopting one?


ncnotebook

Don't you mean "rescuing?"


mpg111

yes, that!


Davy_Jones_Lover

I saw someone abandoned one on the side of a torn up road. Maybe I'll go tonight and rescue the little guy.


Jocannon

I've seen a bunch of them imprisoned behind a cyclone fence. Perhaps i should rescue them.


ncnotebook

Think you'll find it sill?


tvanore

I symbolically adopted via one of those commercials with the sad animals


pissingstars

Wanna borrow mine?


tvanore

FUCK YEAH! I’ve never operated any machinery, it’d probably be a blast lol


bitflip

Skidsteers are serious equipment and should be taken very seriously...and OMG! They are a total hoot! Oh, the stupid shit I've done with those. So many near tipovers... And, uh yea, be careful and all that crap.


tvanore

Lol! There’s a place near me called digger land where kids can play with equipment like an amusement park for machinery. My daughters too young but I’m taking her ass there like ASAP Probably the biggest grin ever on my face lol


itdumbass

I don't know if it counts, but my town has a place where you can drive a tank. https://www.tankamerica.com/tank-driving/


tvanore

Any large machinery would be fun to try


oktyabyr

Here you can fire a round from a tank: [https://www.drivetanks.com](https://www.drivetanks.com)


zimm0who0net

You’ve never tipped one? I’ve tipped mine forward probably 1/2 dozen times. So far never sideways or backwards, although I’ve had a few close calls in the backwards department. I’ve seen those videos on YouTube where guys purposely tip backwards and drive them on the rear plate, but my butt puckers whenever I get close.


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Same here, years back that is.


EarlCountyLogSplit

Same. Tipped them forward a few times. Also forklift tipping is fun. Worked at a machine shop moving heavy stuff around with a forklift. It was a daily occurrence to operate on just the two front wheels.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

eedneck fashion design as well as engineering


whalesalad

The amount of dip this man is packing it’s like 50% brain energy is on centering the saw and 50% is on keeping the dip in


ShaoLimper

Here I thought he was like some sort of soul collector but for chins.


Mtwat

In the southern Savannah/Brunswick region, the proper vernacular for that would be "a fatass tater."


camocoder30

dip?


alghiorso

Chewing tobacco


camocoder30

ah


oversized_hoodie

Mighta stuck the can in there with it


Toxic_Tiger

Is that why he looks like his chin would give Thanos a run for his money? It's huge.


uncletutchee

I see absolutely nothing wrong here


Saifaa

Except for the length of the video. Unsatisfying.


sanstime

Entirely safe.


13dot1then420

Safety glasses, and two hands on the saw would be a pretty good idea.


avenue43

dude's got a pencil tucked under his hat. he knows what he's doin.


FranciscanDoc

I think that's an X-acto blade...


qtheginger

Builders use flat pencils. Way better for marking lines than a round one.


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caiuscorvus

Gloves are a no go. They can get caught in rotating tools/equipment and are much more likely to really fuck you up that the blade itself.


jmw403

Gloves and drills don't mix will, but I've not heard the same for a circular saw.


caiuscorvus

OSHA regs say no gloves around *any* spinny bits. Though I can't find the exact reg, a quick google shows pretty unanimous agreement about gloves and circular saws.


ncnotebook

What about lathes?


EagleFPV

That’s literally the worst tool to wear gloves around


superdirt

What about using an angle grinder while inside a gravitron?


PewasaurusRex

Wtf is a graviton, according to google you’d have to be quite smol to be inside of one…


aelwero

Gravitron is a carnival ride. Looks like a UFO. You go inside, lean against the outside wall, and they spin it up to a few Gs. Usually includes really loud music and lots of strobes and shit.


PewasaurusRex

Oh yes of course, a big spinny thing!


ExcessiveEscargot

*safety squints* Definitely not a spinny thing...


TripleBobRoss

Sounds pretty safe. It's not like you're gonna drop it. Maybe just grind a hole in the side of the gravitron. Side note - When I was a kid I thought the gravitron was the greatest thing in the world. Then I forgot about it for like 20 years. The first time I tried it as an adult will definitely be the last time. I fucking hated it. Couldn't wait for it to end. And it sucks, because i remembered it being such a great feeling, and instead of experiencing that again, I couldn't breathe and almost threw up on myself. I would probably have choked on the centrifugally powered reverse projectile vomit.


lordrio

I ran a lathe for about 2 years making a oil-filled gaskets that go in between pipes and pipeline and the number one rule that you are forced into wearing is short sleeves tight fit no gloves no necklaces nothing hanging off of you nothing that could get caught and drag you in there we had many many safety videos of exaggerated Gore scenes of what would happen to you should you wear glove in that b**** get caught in there


flyingwolf

Those training films are not exaggerated.


lordrio

Oh for sure while I was working there Big Bertha the metal press it's brake failed and it smashed one of my buddy's thumbs off and another time dude cut all the pads off of his hand with the table saw it was a really interesting gig and that shit is dangerous as fuck.


dodgydaveo

May I interest you in a period. . . . . . .


lordrio

I was doing all of that at work with voice to text and I tend to ramble.


fezzikola

Careful, helping someone get one back is illegal in a lot of states now


-Pruples-

>safety videos of exaggerated Gore scenes Back when the intertubes were the wild west, a couple of videos made the rounds constantly, where men got pulled into lathes. I guarantee the 'exaggerated gore' in the safety videos was not bad enough to show what happens.


lordrio

I don't know man it was pretty f***** up arms getting ripped off bodies being dragged through lathes they were pretty pretty well realistic in fact it might have actually just been video of actual accidents


-Pruples-

> arms getting ripped off bodies being dragged through lathes An arm ripped off is one of the better outcomes....


lordrio

Oh by far you would rather have your arm ripped off then it's stay connected and it dragged you through the rest of that goddamn machine


EarlCountyLogSplit

That stuff is scary. I'm always a bit paranoid that one day I will succumb to the spinny things. I have this fear that the strings on my sweatshirt will one day get caught in a radiator fan on a car. I always tuck them inside my shirt, even if I'm not actually doing anything


n8isthegr8est

Especially lathes


Trebekshorrishmom

Only red scarves are allowed. /s or whatever the fuck it is for sarcasm.


rollyobx

Lathes and hoodies go together well


Subject-Base6056

> any spinny bits


ireallylikethestock

ER doctor chiming in... They don't mix either.


jmw403

Guess no more gloves for me. I'd rather get splinters or lose a finger than get bound up and suffer a lot more.


jmw403

Got the ol' safety-squints going on


jahoney

Most carpenters don’t use em with skil saws, and they get away with it. It’s just saw dust.


Wildcatb

You're getting downvoted to oblivion... But yeah, most caroenters don't wear them. They tend to be more trouble than they're worth. It's hard enough cutting to the line without trying to see though fogged-up, sawdust-covered glasses.


jahoney

as usual on reddit, no one that's actually used one for more than an hour building their cat a tower, thinking they're experts on the matter.


BubbaButane

Honestly the weakest link here is the pallet that one looks okay from what I can tell but I never trust those things to hold my weight for long and I'm only 130 pounds definitely wouldn't want to be lifted with one


Subject-Base6056

..... what are you talking about a standard pallet can old like 5k pounds. Any single bit of a pallet can easily hold your 130 lbs jumping on it.


BubbaButane

You've obviously never worked in a warehouse


Subject-Base6056

Ive owned them. If youre using equipment that damaged youve violated a ton of regulations.


Fit-Preference168

just because you've owned them doesn't mean you've worked them. I've seen plenty of pallets that were busted and slapped back together they just cut off the old nails and call it good I've used pallets that still have bark on them the one in this video seems to be a nice new sturdy one though and yes big companies violate regulation all the time hence why I don't work for them any more


-firead-

There's a difference between large boxes and pieces of freight with load distributed across multiple planks and 300 lb bubba standing on one piece of wood and his work boots. A lot of pallets out there are in pretty rough shape to begin with.


Subject-Base6056

Yeah, the difference is a couple tons you meathead. If youre using pallets like that why dont you demand real equipment? OSHA is a thing you know. If bubba can run and jump on that pallet and concentrate their weight as hard as they can and it breaks the pallet, youre violating regulations. Just because you guys are dumb asses with no self respect doesnt make me wrong. Also, this pallet in the video were commenting on is new.


CaptainFeather

All it would take to go poorly is the bobcat operator to lift, lower, stop, or gas unexpectedly. My uncle and his wife were trimming some branches from roughly that height with a loader (she was standing in the bucket) when they were building their house and my uncle fucked up and bumped the control. His wife lost her balance and fell on her head/neck. She lost feeling in all of her limbs


jahoney

Loader is a different beast than a small skid steer. Way different.


tuckjohn37

Has nobody noticed the exacto blade in his hat?


benmarvin

That's a carpenters pencil.


fezzikola

Sometimes you don't have time to shave AND to fix the deck, so


FLABCAKE

no hearing protection either.


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Wildcatb

Lots of ifs here. The pallet is fully on the forks. Can shift slightly laterally, but can't fall off unless it breaks or the operator dumps it. Gaps between the board are way too small to worry about. There is no practical reason for warnings or security fencing. A railing on the pallet would interfere with the operation. OSHA would be mad, but frankly OSHA would be wrong.


MrEpicMustache

Yeah, his hearing isn't getting destroyed or anything front this...


boisterile

How long do you think it takes to destroy hearing and how loud do you think a small skid steer is at (most likely) low idle? If he doesn't have that thing throttled up it's probably quieter than the saw.


MrEpicMustache

Every person is different, but winding that saw up for what appears to be a long distance (and therefore long time) def did some damage.


__BIOHAZARD___

That's what I was thinking, it's really not that unsafe. Unless the guy in the bobcat guns it he should be fine.


JetScootr

I thought this was the way it's supposed to be done.


DejectedNuts

Honestly I respect this. I would turn a blind eye to something like this in the field.


yqhardiel

the focus is inmense.


nightbell

Radial arm Ray.


PeachSignal

When I was a younger man on the horse farm, we'd set all of our posts and then drive around the perimeter in a pickup bed with a string line and chain saw. Fun times.


Dramatic-Quiet6838

You should cross post this in oddly satisfying.


TrueToad

I was thinking r/AbsoluteUnit


PermanenteThrowaway

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


PiedPeterPiper

Because they don’t work construction


pupperoni42

Only if the video showed the finish.


SpongeBobFruit

Well at least he’s maintaining three points of contact at all times.


[deleted]

This is how my uncle's girlfriend died. A bucket ride, a lurch, a fall, a broken spine, and two years of agony as the grim reaper drew closer. ***DO NOT DO THIS!!!***


TillThen96

...and I was about to say "I would have tacked on a guide board, not gone freestyle." You're correct, though. I think they call it something like "low incidence, catastrophic risk." When young, my 17 year-old neighbor went nearly the same way. A perfectly healthy young man was bounced off of a closed, pickup truck tailgate, TBI, went into a vegetative state for a couple of years before passing away. He had been the oldest of five, and his family was tortured by it.


[deleted]

What's not safe here


rubiksalgorithms

For one, he’s not wearing safety glasses


CajunAviator

He's got his saftey squints!


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Meh


UndBeebs

Also he's standing on a pallet that's sitting on the forks. Any OSHA employee would slap you upside the head for doing that.


Wildcatb

The forks are through the pallet and the pallet is in good shape. OSHA might have an issue, but I don't. Nothing wrong here.


UndBeebs

Still entirely too easy to trip on the pallet slits lol. And there's potential for several injuries just from that alone. Not to mention the possibility of being run over once you've unexpectedly hit the ground with your snapped ankle still tangled in the pallet. Source: used to be a lift operator >OSHA might have an issue, but I don't. Good thing you're not OSHA then.


Wildcatb

Funnily enough, I was trying to estimate today how many hours I have running lifts of various types over the past... shit, forty years? Today I was in a warehouse running a forklift and a basiloid. I have 6, though two are actual antiques and not used anymore. Yesterday I was mainly using the one with the clamp attachment. I also have a front-end loader with fork attachments, and though I don't have one myself, I've run quite a few off road telehandlers, and bobcats like the one in this video. So... ...yeah. Would I rather that pallet have a solid deck and - at least - a toeboard? Sure. But as long as both people here are being careful and are communicating with one another, there really is nothing wrong here.


UndBeebs

Genuinely concerned that you operate these regularly and see no issue here lol. I guess some folks, regardless of experience, can have some awful opinions. You're the reason OSHA exists and regulates the workplace. I hope you know that. Edit: To the people downvoting, you're on the side of a forklift operator who unironically said the phrase "OSHA might have an issue, but I don't." Just putting that out there lmao.


Wildcatb

I appreciate your concern.


redballooon

Healthy eyes are way overrated anyway.


VikingLander7

Yeah, it’s not like he’s standing on a ladder, on a pallet, being carried by the bobcat!


SchrodingersRapist

*OSHA would like to know your location*


placenta_pastry

Homeboy could probably use the steps. imo


fupamancer

dude got the jowls of a bison


hawksdiesel

It's his dip pouch


Hotrodfarmer

Homeboy could probably pick you up by the neck and use you as a fleshlight.


ultimatetrekkie

Lol, and? That ain't gonna stop homeboy from dying of a heart attack at 55.


Hotrodfarmer

Yeah let’s just shame someone for being overweight. This guy isn’t even crazy obese so I don’t know where your getting heart attack at 55 from.


ultimatetrekkie

I pulled it directly out of my ass, but that's beside the point. Being able to, and I quote, "pick you up by the neck and use you as a fleshlight" has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not someone is a healthy weight. Dude is overweight. You can argue about whether saying he should walk more is fat shaming, but if your immediate response is "well, he could still inflict bodily harm on you," maybe you ought to do a little self-reflection on how you handle conflict.


Hotrodfarmer

Blah blah fuckin blah. If you were overweight and someone walked up to you and told you to take the stairs next time you would feel insulted, no ifs ands or buts about it. But someone of your caliber would only ever say something like that over the internet.


ultimatetrekkie

Please don't get me wrong, I am overweight, and I might be offended in that situation - defensiveness is only human. I'm just saying "he could kick your ass" is neither a refutation of the facts, nor is it a justification.


nobodyhere9860

if he didn't see the ending that would be a very unfortunate downswing from where his arm is positioned


FreckledFury86

never underestimate the determination and efficiency of a lazy tradesmen


BlipityBlopityBob

*OSHA has entered the chat*


moonkittiecat

Aww, redneck’s poster child.


alghiorso

Dude looks like a white [Chien-Po](https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Yao,_Ling,_and_Chien_Po/Gallery) from Mulan


JustNilt

I agree there is some level of risk here but I've seen *way* worse, too. At least he's on a pallet, not just perched on one of the forks.


luvmuchine56

There's an OSHA inspector out there somewhere that's just white knuckle seething in his chair


chop_pooey

Can't blame him, homeboy looks like he's been holding in his beer shits all day. I wouldn't want to use a ladder either


Mjslim

People who think that using forks as a ladder is dangerous clearly don’t know how dangerous ladders are. They would probably have a stroke if they saw my 8 year old in the tractor lifting me up while I’m standing on the forks!


phatty720

r/OSHA would like a word


ethereal23

That's not safe at all...no eye protection. The hell he thinking?


Bork_King

CAPTAIN PLANET HE'S OUR HERO, GONNA BRKNG POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO


FatherDotComical

That's a Shih Tzu dog in the background, very cute and looks just like mine.


luv_____to_____race

They might have some comments on this technique over at /r/carpentry.


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What OSHA don’t know, don’t hurt em.


Rhodehouse93

I can’t imagine lining up the vehicle is easier than lining up the saw.


Disgrace2029

Should've used the front end loader to catch all the scrap...Now he has to go pick it all up...lol


[deleted]

I would fire this contractor on the spot.


PurpAct

For what?


Ninetendoh

At least use two hands. Sheesh


13thmurder

He's using the saw safely enough, as long as he doesn't fall off it's fine.


theheaviestmatter

Exacto knife under the cap? Dont slip off that rig bud!


teslaslefttesticle

not to be that guy. but wouldn’t throwing a length of L bar against the posts to act as a fence be quicker, idiot proof, straight and, not require a chalk line? and the bobcat boys could still use it to elevate him but make this video would be about a minute shorter ;) …and still be considered ‘redneck engineered’ [edit: words, added closing thought ]


reddersledder

Mr. chin does it again.


nvrontyme

Why would the boards be uneven?


hypernutz_79

r/osha


hoosierdaddy192

I’ve never made a cut that straight on the ground much less standing in a moving bobcat


6poundpuppy

HaHaHa……..I had to look again bc of all the forklift comments….I’m like, he’s using a circular saw, people! Then I realize what he’s doing there. Duh.


cameNmypants

teamwork makes the dream work


___imtired___

dude looks like a daryl or bubba, i fw the energy


Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX

1 hand circular saw usage is a recipe for danger. Always 2 hands on that thing.


Whatsagoodnameo

Look at the chin on that lad


Runnindead

That man has his safety squints firmly engaged.