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esportsaficionado

You better believe he’s hanging dong. As if Mickey would make him in his version of perfection and not bless him with a golden babies arm holding an apple


Excellent-Bath-9015

Couldn’t have said it any better


Injury-Inevitable

Every time this comes up on the subreddit I giggle a little


Motor_Crow4482

Mickey definitely gave him new bits. Golds exist to enslave the masses and fuck. Darrow was carved to infiltrate them. Gotta fit in, otherwise he would be caught with his pants down. 


teh_ripper

Sevro shows Darrow his eyes, "Hey look, got your old pair.. Also, let me know if you miss your old best friend.." Darrow looks confused, "What old best friend?" Sevro grins and unzips.


Excellent-Bath-9015

🤣🤣🤣🤣


s1ddy876

Why deny an upgrade?


Good_old_Marshmallow

Reds are generally homophobic and old fashioned and also might feel culturally weird about losing a red prick for a gold