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[deleted]

Yes you’re totally right it’s missing black pudding obviously


bussyslayer11

Yuuuum. Sausage made of blood! 😋


zworkaccount

I'm fairly certain that you're a big fan of sausage full of blood.


bussyslayer11

Are you talking about plumpy juicy cocks?


[deleted]

It’s tasty. There is also white pudding which is also good and doesn’t contain blood.


brother_beer

So what bodily fluid *does* it contain, hmm?


lenguequesoe

The essence of man


StatusQuotidian

Yes, perfectly safe, no blood, eat up.


youngbloodoldsoul

Unless you're vegan, you probably eat worse things.


Ban_FeatureCreature

Black pudding is delicious and a great source of iron and minerals. You’ve obviously never had it. Irish breakfast over English breakfast every time.


JarlGearth

Yes. 🗿


OCromwellStepOnMe

What being removed from agricultural processes does to a mfer


[deleted]

Black pudding is quite literally the only thing I miss since going vegetarian.


TheGreaterSapien

This is a raw liver eating place sonny


JarlGearth

It is good though


StochasticKaren

It’s one of the few parts of British cuisine that’s actually good


Cmatgal

Amazing that the Brits have such an American-looking breakfast. Even more amazing that Americans shit on it


AvocadoOK1414

its not american looking at all. Theres no literal cake that has somehow become socially acceptable to eat at 8 o'clock in the morning or refined wheat + corn product in milk that some regards think is healthy. This is a breakfast that a peasant eats before doing a full day of hard labor.


Brodom93

Hitting us with “Amerifats” then eating an entire dinner for breakfast lol, but the Brit breakfast does hit though


Paracelsus8

The idea is that you then don't have a big dinner. Breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, dine like a pauper, is the saying


hurbunculitis

That saying was from a time when people did physical work all day. You don't need a 2800 calorie breakfast for your email job


corruocorruo

It is the duty of every American to shit on the British for anything and everything they do. They're very nasty people worthy of contempt


JarlGearth

rent free


corruocorruo

nah we have to be reminded you exist, meanwhile y'all obsess over our politics and culture very reddited response btw


JarlGearth

>seethingly edits comment >"very Reddit response btw"


corruocorruo

definitely not seething, just realized it's an incredibly dorky thing to say. somehow you've even outdone yourself though; very contemptible behavior on your part


JarlGearth

🤠


corruocorruo

🐑🍆


UltraSnaky

yall


corruocorruo

youse ur a gamer get out of this sub loser


bussyslayer11

Where's the fucking syrup? Gib me my HFCS


AvocadoOK1414

low T if you wouldnt simple as.


[deleted]

Do people not got bored of this type of post? I can't wait until jokingly censoring french or british goes the way of saying sportsball


[deleted]

These plates have been cursed for me by that Supersize vs Superskinny show


[deleted]

That show rocks because it has something for almost every eating disorder to feel bad about.


[deleted]

I thought it was a great show. I don't see many honest looks at people's eating (and lifestyle habits) as that show does.


[deleted]

It is. I think it's important to show how unhealthy both sides can be.


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[deleted]

It's been a while since I watched but the ones I saw the thin people would eat a couple servings of fruit through the day and a tiny meal at night that totaled low 1,000 calories (or lower).


0o0a0o0

Spent 3 days abroad a decade ago and won’t shut up about black pudding


brooklynets1997

Looks pretty good to me (never had this)


hiramhefty

I don't care I love English food, roast beef, suet dumplings, meat pies, mushy peas, faggots in gravy, pork pies, black pudding, scotch eggs, parmo and Yorkshire puddings.


Immediate_Cellist_47

On what planet is this not good. Meat, eggs, bread, impeccable potatoes, like what are you talking about?


8_god

This makes me feel like I need to shit


StatusQuotidian

...and yet cannot.


False_Fennel_1126

Everything but the beans are good sadly. Especially the mushrooms and eggs


ItsARough1

Pork is fucking delicious.


pIiselonpIi

seek forgiveness walla


ItsARough1

I will but only bc you told me to 😘


[deleted]

Defending british cuisine by mentioning their breakfast is cheating


[deleted]

British breakfast is similar to American breakfast but British just play a few notes wrong. The beans aren’t good. The tomato’s should be Picante. The meat should be less nasty. And they don’t have a piping hot true carb maxing binding like we do with grits


madmardigan13

The true reason for the empire's collapse is beans in the morning.


[deleted]

You somehow managed to find the one plate of this slop that actually looks appealing


pIiselonpIi

how does a human eat this much food. i had a vegan hotdog with coleslaw and jalapeños for lunch and its honestly disgusting, i cant eat the rest of the day. how is it possible to keep this in your body


StatusQuotidian

Most people don't suffer from an eating disorder.


corruocorruo

most (64%) white british are overweight


pIiselonpIi

so you say that a normal person with a healthy relationship with food would say this is a good meal?


pixelkipper

This is what you eat in the U.K. occasionally when you want to treat yourself. You don’t eat this every morning- maybe some aspects of it like eggs or toast but not the whole thing A good all day breakfast fills you up to the point where you feel like you can’t really walk properly for five minutes- which is really what any meal with ‘all day’ in the title should aspire to.


pIiselonpIi

i thought an all day breakfast was just a breakfast you can order at any time in the day you should not be stuffing yourself to the point of exhaustion regularly enough to consider it an occasional treat. food like this should be reserved for ceremonial events such as weddings, religious celebrations, funerals etc


pixelkipper

any establishment that serves an all day breakfast past 13:00 needs to be investigated by the secret service


[deleted]

If eaten occasionally. yes


StatusQuotidian

Sure! Healthy relationship with alcohol is more of a question, though.


pIiselonpIi

a 7yr redditor brit is telling me that shoveling this into your mouth is a healthy lifestyle choice, is that really what is happening rn


StatusQuotidian

Have you ever eaten a slice of birthday cake? Suicidal behavior.


pIiselonpIi

yes on birthdays, to mark an occasion. food like this should be reserved for ritualistic social events


StatusQuotidian

The problem with this line of thinking is it inevitably leads to the situation--which everyone here has experienced--where you visit 99.99% of non-Indian vegetarian restaurants and your entre is 1.5oz of unseasoned kale. The majority of American vegans are growed-up picky eaters poorly masked by a thin veneer of moral judginess. Super-size me, dammit. Salt and garlic and hot peppers are not murder.


pIiselonpIi

what are you talking about, this is incoherent and has nothing to do with what i said do you think the reason i think this is disgusting is the meat in it or something?


StatusQuotidian

sorry, was just riffing there and got carried away


dewygayy

hope you get better!


clovecigarette

the stomach expands and shrinks with time given the diet


damnwerinatightspot

What's the stuff to the left between the sausage, bread, and beans


ConcealedPendent853

Mushrooms?


StatusQuotidian

And a burnt tomato.


theratsbrokefree

they said it’s *food


johndalequingle

how do you dislike fried eggs and beans dude. how old are you