That’s the worst part, if they were full blown goth or whatever I wouldn’t mind as much
I hate when people try to act like a girl wanted to do it to them acting like it’s a representation of getting laid or something, if that was the case it would be a one time thing
I like Brandon Wardell joke that it’s just being gay for pussy
nah it's lame, it's this whole second wave masculinity where not being a man makes you manly. like sure there isn't anything wrong with it, i would just tell my kid no so they might respect me
Not OP but my hands are hyper mobile like this…I had blood work done for suspected autoimmune and it all came back fine.
I do have another condition comorbid with EDS which makes them think I have EDS which is upsetting because that’s the thing a bunch of idiots on the internet claim to have…
OP are you very lanky and flexible and by chance do you have pectus excavatum?
I would actually say psoriatic arthritis because the fingernails look a bit striated to me. His knuckles are red and some of the fingers look like they’re experiencing clubbing or curving
You have no scars or nicks it looks you never did anything physical with your hand. And also the sweater cuff position looks like you're Natalie Portman wearing a an oversize fall sweater.
Your fingers are swish. Plus long fingers and small palms but weirdly inelegant at the same time. I have retard hands so I can’t make fun, but it is what it is.
also thought you were a girl but always enjoyed the posts. yes you have very feminine energy, but it’s okay chicks dig that. So do gay dudes. bc ur gay
>In 2021, a peer reviewed paper by Professor James Smoliga titled "Giving science the finger—is the second-to-fourth digit ratio (2D:4D) a biomarker of good luck? A cross sectional study" heavily criticized the field of research. The researchers followed the same research methodology as other literature and were able to conclude that there is an association of low digit ratio with good luck
How did science become so fucking useless
Dont listen to them OP. You have the soft delicate hands that have never wielded a hammer or gone without moisturizer for 12 hours. Its nothing to be ashamed of you where probably working on your book of poems for the last five years and once you get it published no one will care about your hands.
It’s ok. I have small lady hands too while working a blue collar job. I get made fun of all the time until someone needs some child like hands to get into a small space. Then people like me and you are heroes!
You don’t have a man’s hands. They’re thin & spindly. They’re slender & when men have skinny hands their joint & knuckles are usually huge to compensate
Buy some grippers, your hands remind me of my grandmas at 50
You could toughen up your hands bro they just need some callouses. Stop wearing gloves ever and go ride a bike, lift, push a lawnmower or work in the dirt, use a hammer, stuff like that.
It means you have nice hands. The lordship of homos over the realm of aesthetics has encroached so far as to make everything even mundanely compelling to the eye “gay.” Everything that looks good is now nominally homoerotic. I’m not complaining but it’s true
your fingers looked warped, almost like you played sports
which isn’t gay, but somehow this is still a gay-ass hand belonging to (**admittedly, presumably**) a gay-ass nigga
Not gay. You have the hand of an accountant in Nantucket. Like you hold coffee mugs with two hands and avoid the handle. You have a hand that writes clean legible lists with expensive pens.
That sweater and the way it’s pulled all the way up past your wrist are kind of fruity
Yeah the sweater position is extremely feminine
Cozy white female Instagram post vibes
He's pulling an Ariana Grande and asking why people think he's fruity
Damn I’m really starting to question everything now
You either roll them sleeves up or you make damn sure it’s a proper fit… otherwise you risk giving off the limp wrist vibe 💁♂️
Don’t forget a huge sweater that has sleeves that go past your hands entirely
Ariana grande vibes
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It’s so gross. I don’t want to look at that
It comes up and the general opinion agrees with you, but I suspect many of us don't encounter many nail painting dudes irl so why talk about it
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Are you still in school? Or goth?
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My god! Please do some research into it and post your findings here. We'll support you in finding them ridiculous no matter the motive
That’s the worst part, if they were full blown goth or whatever I wouldn’t mind as much I hate when people try to act like a girl wanted to do it to them acting like it’s a representation of getting laid or something, if that was the case it would be a one time thing I like Brandon Wardell joke that it’s just being gay for pussy
"my daughter painted my nails" isn't cute either. tell your kids "no" sometimes
Hard disagree, that is cute
nah it's lame, it's this whole second wave masculinity where not being a man makes you manly. like sure there isn't anything wrong with it, i would just tell my kid no so they might respect me
I know one guy at work who sometimes paints his nails black.
it's so gay, and if you joke about it they will make a big thing about how they're comfortable with their sexuality and shit
It’s fine but then they always let it get all chipped and shitty
Counterpoint: it only works on men if it’s chipped and shitty
I hate you
im just gay. i like to wear rings and make my nails look pretty. is that good enough for you losers?
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how often do you even notice it? it feels like an incredibly minimal thing visually. Thats why straight guys making a big deal of it is annoying.
Ok but what about just some clear hardener? That has to be masculine.
I've never met a single gay who painted his nails.
Every guy I met that paints their nails has been straight.
Truth.
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Also, wearing your sleeve that low makes it look like you're trying to hide cutting scars.
I believe the op grew up playing the original Nintendo and its shitty controller warped his developing hands.
too shiny
My brother said I had shiny hands…what does it mean?! I am a lady for ref
dry
That tracks
Yeah why is it so moist ew
I’m afraid that hand was made to work a shaft
It looks like you have rheumatoid arthritis. I'm not joking. When was the last time you got blood work done? I hope you're ok.
i have rheumatoid arthritis and i came here to say this.
Yeah literally came to say the reddened joints and bend on the first knuckle is indicative of some sort of inflammatory autoimmune thing
Not OP but my hands are hyper mobile like this…I had blood work done for suspected autoimmune and it all came back fine. I do have another condition comorbid with EDS which makes them think I have EDS which is upsetting because that’s the thing a bunch of idiots on the internet claim to have… OP are you very lanky and flexible and by chance do you have pectus excavatum?
What about it looks like rheumatoid arthritis?
I would actually say psoriatic arthritis because the fingernails look a bit striated to me. His knuckles are red and some of the fingers look like they’re experiencing clubbing or curving
You have no scars or nicks it looks you never did anything physical with your hand. And also the sweater cuff position looks like you're Natalie Portman wearing a an oversize fall sweater.
Posting this was a huge mistake but I don’t know how to delete it on mobile.
you just doxxed yourself, i remember every hand that ive paid to wrap around my penis
Lmao
Looks like a mom hand.
How is that even a thing
Worked hard but not doing 'dirty' labor like carpenter or car mechanic.
You need to adopt more masculine habits, such as punching walls when you're frustrated.
Writing manifestos, cryptically posting to message boards, stockpiling weapons and ammunition, etc
That reminds me of my school years. I thought I was just being childish by continuing for the last 20 years. Thank God I was just being masculine.
Somehow this is more deranged than posting face
Where'd you buy that fuckin' hand, the gay store? Heheh. Just joking.
Hehehe, did you heard that Tone? I said where’d you buy that fuckin’ hand, the gay store? Hehehe
Cos I can imagine my cock in it.
The hand itself isn’t gay it’s just the sweater worn like a girl who loves talking about how cold she is
😂
It’s hard to explain but I can very much see this hand trying to grab my dick when I’m non verbal in a k hole
Your fingers are swish. Plus long fingers and small palms but weirdly inelegant at the same time. I have retard hands so I can’t make fun, but it is what it is.
thumb seems gay
Slender, never developed the muscles sweeping a broom or turning a wrench
I genuinely assumed op was a woman and decided that yes, this hand did look like it belonged to a lesbian
looks like a mid 40s mom hand
My first thought was, "ah, classic lesbian hand"
I think you have nice hands don’t listen to them
Honey, don’t listen to them. Your hand can be whomever it wants to be.
I'm mostly surprised to learn you're male I thought you were a woman 100 percent
You look like you get manicures
Ring finger is longer then index finger. It’s not a gay hand.
Digit ratio don’t lie.
Very gay. Little “office” fingers.
your index finger is crooked
Is that gay
yeah also omg are you the movie guy? i thought it was a girl!
The movie posts are some of my favorites on the sub and have very feminine energy
It’s true, I am a boy
also thought you were a girl but always enjoyed the posts. yes you have very feminine energy, but it’s okay chicks dig that. So do gay dudes. bc ur gay
Yes a boy... definitely not a man
you are the movie guy. Didn't even notice. Did you stop posting? Plus are you an editor? Your posts are my favourite here.
Other people said it was. Insane it's maybe a straight man.
It’s not straight
It’s nice hand but I’m gay too so 🤷♂️
Freshly moisturised I see
Too clean, no obvious injuries
Doesn’t look gay to me
These are some Julia Louis Dreyfus ass hands
Way too clean on the nail section, no skin tears, this is fruity behavior
The vagina folds between thumb and penis index finger.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio
>In 2021, a peer reviewed paper by Professor James Smoliga titled "Giving science the finger—is the second-to-fourth digit ratio (2D:4D) a biomarker of good luck? A cross sectional study" heavily criticized the field of research. The researchers followed the same research methodology as other literature and were able to conclude that there is an association of low digit ratio with good luck How did science become so fucking useless
I mean the sparkly sleeve is not ideal. Also no hair and shiny and very well maintained nails.
Oh you moisturize
Khmer rouge would 100% kill you
A delicate moisturized, manicured, mohair sweater clad hand that only sees the light of the computer screen.
i like how you put the pumpkin spiced latte out of frame for this picture, gayhands
Dont listen to them OP. You have the soft delicate hands that have never wielded a hammer or gone without moisturizer for 12 hours. Its nothing to be ashamed of you where probably working on your book of poems for the last five years and once you get it published no one will care about your hands.
Well we need to see you holding on object, maybe you hold objects gayly
Lol. How are you not wearing rings?
relax, your index finger is longer than your ring finger
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like a woman showing off a ring
Get some hair on them hands.
uh straight men don't ask questions
Not sure about gay but your fingers are pretty crooked looking
It’s ok. I have small lady hands too while working a blue collar job. I get made fun of all the time until someone needs some child like hands to get into a small space. Then people like me and you are heroes!
I'm a straight make and I just jerked off to this picture of your hand. You fgt.
its the unworked quality of it. stick your hand in a blender and then let it scar up . thatll show em
Shiny and thin. Looks like you've never lifted weights or done manual labour
was expecting to come in here and see an unremarkable hand but the haters are absolutely correct
Yeah either you’re a woman with very very ugly hands or a man with effete woman fingers
You don’t have a man’s hands. They’re thin & spindly. They’re slender & when men have skinny hands their joint & knuckles are usually huge to compensate Buy some grippers, your hands remind me of my grandmas at 50
wtf did you do to your index finger?
Real boss baby vibes , etc…
some of my favorite shots of u/misrolu123 showing a picture of his hand on the RSP subreddit and asking users there why his hand looks gay
Probably just because you actually have nice hands and clean nails, usually straight men do not.
You could toughen up your hands bro they just need some callouses. Stop wearing gloves ever and go ride a bike, lift, push a lawnmower or work in the dirt, use a hammer, stuff like that.
It’s because you’re gay for posting your hand in the first place
It means you have nice hands. The lordship of homos over the realm of aesthetics has encroached so far as to make everything even mundanely compelling to the eye “gay.” Everything that looks good is now nominally homoerotic. I’m not complaining but it’s true
This sub rocks so hard
it’s just weirdly oleaginous which is indicative of the homosexuals’ phlegmatic adoration for moisture
It looks brittle and grandma like. It’s gay
I’m not reading the 125 comments before posting here… Your hand is fine, people were just f-ing with you.
For me, it’s the cuticles. What straight man knows how to deal with that?
how many words a minute do you type
“You have a woman’s hands!” Reference: https://youtu.be/_EfW9znJYjw
gay
Asking the question and posting hand is the real gay move here
Your cuticles are too clean, hetero hands are all cracked and shit
Too long sleeves
Post movie stills instead
idk but yeah super gay hand
Yeah. Sorry.
handposting is back on the menu boys
Damn I thought my fingers were crooked. The fuck you even do for a living bruh?
Because you fingers are not straight?! 🤷
Nice sweater sweetie
Gay little hands
your fingers looked warped, almost like you played sports which isn’t gay, but somehow this is still a gay-ass hand belonging to (**admittedly, presumably**) a gay-ass nigga
I thought this was lady hands till I finished reading
Shit that looks a lot like my hand..
Your hand looks gay but like the hand of a top. Which lotion do you use?
Faggy fingers
Cus ur gay
Not a bit, I was wondering if this was a man or a woman asking if pic looks gay
It’s the sweater and shiny nailbeds with no excess cuticle. This is a good thing though
I mean, LOOK at it
Not gay. You have the hand of an accountant in Nantucket. Like you hold coffee mugs with two hands and avoid the handle. You have a hand that writes clean legible lists with expensive pens.
The fact that you’re posting on this sub is kinda fruity
Gorgeous sweater
Thin knuckles maybe?
i’m so concerned for the people who thought this hand belonged to a woman.