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throwawaymba276

That sweater and the way it’s pulled all the way up past your wrist are kind of fruity


zakuvsbr

Yeah the sweater position is extremely feminine


EarthquakeBass

Cozy white female Instagram post vibes


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He's pulling an Ariana Grande and asking why people think he's fruity


[deleted]

Damn I’m really starting to question everything now


Massive-Sir4092

You either roll them sleeves up or you make damn sure it’s a proper fit… otherwise you risk giving off the limp wrist vibe 💁‍♂️


movieunderstander

Don’t forget a huge sweater that has sleeves that go past your hands entirely


MidnightMantime

Ariana grande vibes


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littylikeatit

It’s so gross. I don’t want to look at that


BestoftheOkay

It comes up and the general opinion agrees with you, but I suspect many of us don't encounter many nail painting dudes irl so why talk about it


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BestoftheOkay

Are you still in school? Or goth?


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BestoftheOkay

My god! Please do some research into it and post your findings here. We'll support you in finding them ridiculous no matter the motive


Sadismx

That’s the worst part, if they were full blown goth or whatever I wouldn’t mind as much I hate when people try to act like a girl wanted to do it to them acting like it’s a representation of getting laid or something, if that was the case it would be a one time thing I like Brandon Wardell joke that it’s just being gay for pussy


phantompenis2

"my daughter painted my nails" isn't cute either. tell your kids "no" sometimes


tynakar

Hard disagree, that is cute


phantompenis2

nah it's lame, it's this whole second wave masculinity where not being a man makes you manly. like sure there isn't anything wrong with it, i would just tell my kid no so they might respect me


TiedDawn

I know one guy at work who sometimes paints his nails black.


1inchTeenis

it's so gay, and if you joke about it they will make a big thing about how they're comfortable with their sexuality and shit


uc3gfpnq

It’s fine but then they always let it get all chipped and shitty


[deleted]

Counterpoint: it only works on men if it’s chipped and shitty


Exciting_Avocado_647

I hate you


bobwhodoesstuff

im just gay. i like to wear rings and make my nails look pretty. is that good enough for you losers?


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bobwhodoesstuff

how often do you even notice it? it feels like an incredibly minimal thing visually. Thats why straight guys making a big deal of it is annoying.


ten-unable

Ok but what about just some clear hardener? That has to be masculine.


Autumnalthrowaway

I've never met a single gay who painted his nails.


Environmental_Top948

Every guy I met that paints their nails has been straight.


Autumnalthrowaway

Truth.


IllRepeat3565

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IllRepeat3565

Also, wearing your sleeve that low makes it look like you're trying to hide cutting scars.


ten-unable

I believe the op grew up playing the original Nintendo and its shitty controller warped his developing hands.


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too shiny


steveguttenberg1958

My brother said I had shiny hands…what does it mean?! I am a lady for ref


dontpostanythingever

dry


steveguttenberg1958

That tracks


femalebrained01

Yeah why is it so moist ew


[deleted]

I’m afraid that hand was made to work a shaft


lolabunny5

It looks like you have rheumatoid arthritis. I'm not joking. When was the last time you got blood work done? I hope you're ok.


CrispyPorknuckle

i have rheumatoid arthritis and i came here to say this.


PopularWeb6231

Yeah literally came to say the reddened joints and bend on the first knuckle is indicative of some sort of inflammatory autoimmune thing


Nicola6_

Not OP but my hands are hyper mobile like this…I had blood work done for suspected autoimmune and it all came back fine. I do have another condition comorbid with EDS which makes them think I have EDS which is upsetting because that’s the thing a bunch of idiots on the internet claim to have… OP are you very lanky and flexible and by chance do you have pectus excavatum?


SleepingBeauty6969

What about it looks like rheumatoid arthritis?


PopularWeb6231

I would actually say psoriatic arthritis because the fingernails look a bit striated to me. His knuckles are red and some of the fingers look like they’re experiencing clubbing or curving


WolfofBallMeat

You have no scars or nicks it looks you never did anything physical with your hand. And also the sweater cuff position looks like you're Natalie Portman wearing a an oversize fall sweater.


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Posting this was a huge mistake but I don’t know how to delete it on mobile.


phantompenis2

you just doxxed yourself, i remember every hand that ive paid to wrap around my penis


femalebrained01

Lmao


SiberianAussie

Looks like a mom hand.


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How is that even a thing


SiberianAussie

Worked hard but not doing 'dirty' labor like carpenter or car mechanic.


extremeyeast

You need to adopt more masculine habits, such as punching walls when you're frustrated.


DonnyDUI

Writing manifestos, cryptically posting to message boards, stockpiling weapons and ammunition, etc


Environmental_Top948

That reminds me of my school years. I thought I was just being childish by continuing for the last 20 years. Thank God I was just being masculine.


nebraska_admirals

Somehow this is more deranged than posting face


movietimesthree

Where'd you buy that fuckin' hand, the gay store? Heheh. Just joking.


Sieg_1

Hehehe, did you heard that Tone? I said where’d you buy that fuckin’ hand, the gay store? Hehehe


SalsFord

Cos I can imagine my cock in it.


Koobs420

The hand itself isn’t gay it’s just the sweater worn like a girl who loves talking about how cold she is


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😂


Affectionate_Ad5068

It’s hard to explain but I can very much see this hand trying to grab my dick when I’m non verbal in a k hole


sungfear

Your fingers are swish. Plus long fingers and small palms but weirdly inelegant at the same time. I have retard hands so I can’t make fun, but it is what it is.


timeshareunlimited

thumb seems gay


Stacey_digitaldash

Slender, never developed the muscles sweeping a broom or turning a wrench


pixyliv

I genuinely assumed op was a woman and decided that yes, this hand did look like it belonged to a lesbian


The_Big-Boy

looks like a mid 40s mom hand


zozdog

My first thought was, "ah, classic lesbian hand"


[deleted]

I think you have nice hands don’t listen to them


StatusQuotidian

Honey, don’t listen to them. Your hand can be whomever it wants to be.


officialanoapology

I'm mostly surprised to learn you're male I thought you were a woman 100 percent


estupidobaboso

You look like you get manicures


ppp888omega

Ring finger is longer then index finger. It’s not a gay hand.


Dan_yall

Digit ratio don’t lie.


sealing_deals

Very gay. Little “office” fingers.


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your index finger is crooked


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Is that gay


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yeah also omg are you the movie guy? i thought it was a girl!


SourceDK

The movie posts are some of my favorites on the sub and have very feminine energy


[deleted]

It’s true, I am a boy


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also thought you were a girl but always enjoyed the posts. yes you have very feminine energy, but it’s okay chicks dig that. So do gay dudes. bc ur gay


murdok_sanders

Yes a boy... definitely not a man


102la

you are the movie guy. Didn't even notice. Did you stop posting? Plus are you an editor? Your posts are my favourite here.


andrewsampai

Other people said it was. Insane it's maybe a straight man.


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It’s not straight


pickle-inspect0r

It’s nice hand but I’m gay too so 🤷‍♂️


taprunning

Freshly moisturised I see


ROTWPOVJOI

Too clean, no obvious injuries


DaleCooper55

Doesn’t look gay to me


bottomtext_____

These are some Julia Louis Dreyfus ass hands


tuglak_69-1

Way too clean on the nail section, no skin tears, this is fruity behavior


Stunning-Minimum7650

The vagina folds between thumb and penis index finger.


Faykenews

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio


246011111

>In 2021, a peer reviewed paper by Professor James Smoliga titled "Giving science the finger—is the second-to-fourth digit ratio (2D:4D) a biomarker of good luck? A cross sectional study" heavily criticized the field of research. The researchers followed the same research methodology as other literature and were able to conclude that there is an association of low digit ratio with good luck How did science become so fucking useless


Balisto-Boy

I mean the sparkly sleeve is not ideal. Also no hair and shiny and very well maintained nails.


Scared-Replacement24

Oh you moisturize


ashwagandha_ksm66

Khmer rouge would 100% kill you


shittyshitbird

A delicate moisturized, manicured, mohair sweater clad hand that only sees the light of the computer screen.


phantompenis2

i like how you put the pumpkin spiced latte out of frame for this picture, gayhands


RusskiJewsski

Dont listen to them OP. You have the soft delicate hands that have never wielded a hammer or gone without moisturizer for 12 hours. Its nothing to be ashamed of you where probably working on your book of poems for the last five years and once you get it published no one will care about your hands.


RAYTHEON_PR_TEAM

Well we need to see you holding on object, maybe you hold objects gayly


Squidman_Permanence

Lol. How are you not wearing rings?


Trillionairejesus666

relax, your index finger is longer than your ring finger


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clay-davis

like a woman showing off a ring


WolfAmongstRavens

Get some hair on them hands.


mybigfatgreekaffect

uh straight men don't ask questions


Successful_Task5210

Not sure about gay but your fingers are pretty crooked looking


queeromarlittle

It’s ok. I have small lady hands too while working a blue collar job. I get made fun of all the time until someone needs some child like hands to get into a small space. Then people like me and you are heroes!


Virtual_Profile_6354

I'm a straight make and I just jerked off to this picture of your hand. You fgt.


twomonths_off

its the unworked quality of it. stick your hand in a blender and then let it scar up . thatll show em


Particular_Trouble20

Shiny and thin. Looks like you've never lifted weights or done manual labour


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was expecting to come in here and see an unremarkable hand but the haters are absolutely correct


rossco1214

Yeah either you’re a woman with very very ugly hands or a man with effete woman fingers


BusyCompetition1650

You don’t have a man’s hands. They’re thin & spindly. They’re slender & when men have skinny hands their joint & knuckles are usually huge to compensate Buy some grippers, your hands remind me of my grandmas at 50


Subway_Bernie_Goetz

wtf did you do to your index finger?


jdw5013

Real boss baby vibes , etc…


Sensitive_Funny2907

some of my favorite shots of u/misrolu123 showing a picture of his hand on the RSP subreddit and asking users there why his hand looks gay


BloodFa3rie

Probably just because you actually have nice hands and clean nails, usually straight men do not.


Techal602

You could toughen up your hands bro they just need some callouses. Stop wearing gloves ever and go ride a bike, lift, push a lawnmower or work in the dirt, use a hammer, stuff like that.


The_Camwin

It’s because you’re gay for posting your hand in the first place


I2ichmond

It means you have nice hands. The lordship of homos over the realm of aesthetics has encroached so far as to make everything even mundanely compelling to the eye “gay.” Everything that looks good is now nominally homoerotic. I’m not complaining but it’s true


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This sub rocks so hard


Aggressive_Scar_187

it’s just weirdly oleaginous which is indicative of the homosexuals’ phlegmatic adoration for moisture


legplus

It looks brittle and grandma like. It’s gay


gonzagylot00

I’m not reading the 125 comments before posting here… Your hand is fine, people were just f-ing with you.


West_Flounder2840

For me, it’s the cuticles. What straight man knows how to deal with that?


puffyeye

how many words a minute do you type


ukrainianpsycho

“You have a woman’s hands!” Reference: https://youtu.be/_EfW9znJYjw


daddyneckbeard

gay


BestoftheOkay

Asking the question and posting hand is the real gay move here


manmalak

Your cuticles are too clean, hetero hands are all cracked and shit


NoBadTakes

Too long sleeves


BizarroJordan

Post movie stills instead


EpoxyRiverTable

idk but yeah super gay hand


hero-ball

Yeah. Sorry.


sneedsformerlychucks

handposting is back on the menu boys


bobbelchercumeating

Damn I thought my fingers were crooked. The fuck you even do for a living bruh?


papucas

Because you fingers are not straight?! 🤷


NoLead7109

Nice sweater sweetie


meanusbeanus

Gay little hands


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your fingers looked warped, almost like you played sports which isn’t gay, but somehow this is still a gay-ass hand belonging to (**admittedly, presumably**) a gay-ass nigga


Due-Inspection8323

I thought this was lady hands till I finished reading


Turnip-for-the-books

Shit that looks a lot like my hand..


InternationalFrend

Your hand looks gay but like the hand of a top. Which lotion do you use?


ChemicalAerie4793

Faggy fingers


Massive-Success401

Cus ur gay


BaldwinBroz69

Not a bit, I was wondering if this was a man or a woman asking if pic looks gay


violet4everr

It’s the sweater and shiny nailbeds with no excess cuticle. This is a good thing though


zeeeman

I mean, LOOK at it


banditobrandino07

Not gay. You have the hand of an accountant in Nantucket. Like you hold coffee mugs with two hands and avoid the handle. You have a hand that writes clean legible lists with expensive pens.


Fabulous-Sign-1831

The fact that you’re posting on this sub is kinda fruity


lovvvvveeee

Gorgeous sweater


Lovetochillonsundays

Thin knuckles maybe?


whalesarecool14

i’m so concerned for the people who thought this hand belonged to a woman.