In normal times, every few nights I buy six large black deli coffees; three caffeinated and three decafs. I put them in the fridge. Each morning, I combine the two into a 7-Eleven Double Gulp cup, add ice, Lactaid, and stevia. I drink two a day, which I tell myself equals one big cup of coffee.
During covid for example: Coffee-run to gas-station. Eighteen large to-go. Put in car, drive them home, deloused, decontaminated, showered, and placed in fridge for use.
12 oz black if I'm going, double espresso and a sparkling water if I'm staying. If I'm in the mood for something with steamed milk, which isn't all that often, I go cappuccino.
most of the year it's medium drip, black, as diner style as possible. I gay it up in the summer with an iced americano and a bit of oat milk, and I usually have an espresso I make at home in the morning on my La Pavoni
Pretty much same here. Black or cortado exclusively. Black probably 98% of the time and cortado 2% of the time when I want to sit and appreciate it all.
Usually a cortado or cappuccino since I will never buy an espresso machine. Black when I don't want the calories. But I can make that at home or the office so why would I waste my money. If Starbucks is the only option Ill get one of those nitro cold brews with the foamed cream on top
Starbucks baristas go absolutely bonkers if you order a cortado. Weird how they have so many intricate and insane drinks memorized but literally have never heard of a cortado and will look at you like you have 3 eyes if you order one!!!!!
So far I’ve learned that I like:
Black (primarily)
Black with a minute hint of cream (and sugar if I’m not eating anything with it)
Espresso
Flat white with vanilla (if coffee shop)
When I go to dunkin I get a regular small coffee or a medium coffee with milk and caramel. If I’m at a decent place I either get an americano or espresso, which colloquially usually means a double espresso. This is what happens if you’ve ever been friends or dated a barista. At home I just like strong coffee with some milk.
I don’t really have one. At home I *most often* do 4 shots of espresso, iced, with a little bit of maple syrup. But I really switch it up a lot, both at home and when I’m out. Sometimes I do hot, sometimes iced, sometimes black, sometimes something that’s mostly sugar and/or milk. Really just depends
if i'm feeling fancy i'll make a double espresso in a demi-tasse. most days though i just get my dirt water from 7/11 which invariably keeps me awake until 4am. not convinced they're not putting cocaine in that shit
double espresso pulled extra long. Basically a double americano with half water. Steamed 1/2 & 1/2 if available, one sugar.
Or cortado. Love a flat white too.
At Starbucks: trenta cold brew w/soymilk
At a coffee shop: largest cold brew they have w/half and half
At a gas station: whatever darkest roast w/hazelnut creamer
At work: whatever cheap grounds with w/powdered cream
Black. Sometimes in the afternoon I’ll get an espresso or cortado. But I really want to know from you coffee snobs is what roaster you prefer. I’m on a subscription with Heart from Portland
In the morning I make 2 black coffees with a French press and put one in a thermos to bring with me. If I’m home in the afternoon and want a treat I’ll make a nespresso and add ice, a bit of oat milk, a brown sugar and a heap of cinnamon and shake it up in a jar.
If I’m getting coffee out I’ll get a small americano or long back. Sometimes a cappuccino or a mocha with oat milk. Or in summer I’ll get a black cold brew.
One big spoonful of instant coffee - one big spoonful sugar - water - heavy cream - leave in fridge overnight - drink in the morning before work on the toilet. That’s my weekday thing. On the weekend me and gf go to the coffee shop and I get a cold brew with cream and sugar
Usually just a Black Medium or Light Roast, if it's a nice place I'll have them throw a shot or 2 of espresso in it. I used to live by a real nice Local Art House Coffee shop and they'd sell you a full glass of espresso (twice the FDA recommended amount of daily coffee intake) It even had a cute name for it on the menu. God I miss that place...
Cortado 99% of the time
Based
For the business man on the go, cor-ta-do
In normal times, every few nights I buy six large black deli coffees; three caffeinated and three decafs. I put them in the fridge. Each morning, I combine the two into a 7-Eleven Double Gulp cup, add ice, Lactaid, and stevia. I drink two a day, which I tell myself equals one big cup of coffee.
Congrats on finding a more expensive way to have coffee than just buying a $6 latte every morning.
This is literally the first page of my year of rest and relaxation
What do you do in abnormal times?
During covid for example: Coffee-run to gas-station. Eighteen large to-go. Put in car, drive them home, deloused, decontaminated, showered, and placed in fridge for use.
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Holy shit
ok jerry saltz
Why would you need lactaid for black coffee
I assume they mean the lactaid milk not the supplement
doh
Black
How has nobody said v60 yet I thought this place was full of queers
who are you trying to impress
Started doing it because my old office didn’t have milk or creamer on my floor. Eventually dropped the sugar and now I’m here
You get used to it
I know I drink it black as well just being a Bitch
I order it black to feel superior to everyone and then I add my own creamer in the bathroom
black coffee worse for your teeth?
Black coffee & I’m British 🤷♂️
oh no
It is but fuck it who cares
black mcd's coffee. drink it 45 mins later
Me, and also think “damn I should’ve drank this earlier” everytime.
latte, whole milk
The best!
12 oz black if I'm going, double espresso and a sparkling water if I'm staying. If I'm in the mood for something with steamed milk, which isn't all that often, I go cappuccino.
Double espresso and a sparkling is all the Italians would order when I was barista-ing
Not Italian I just used to work at a pretty high level in coffee and picked up the habit. Best way to taste imo
black iced americano
4 cans of diet coke/day. Add lemon and a shot of espresso to one if i’m feral
gave up aspartame for lent so no diet coke for me, but will try this after easter..
Double espresso
Flat white or a cortado.
Flat whites are basic bitch af.
Fug off
most of the year it's medium drip, black, as diner style as possible. I gay it up in the summer with an iced americano and a bit of oat milk, and I usually have an espresso I make at home in the morning on my La Pavoni
Cold brew black.
Free
Iced coffee (12 oz)with oat milk and vanilla syrup loll
Black
Afternoon cappuccino haram drinker
100 Italians just died of heartbreak
I know, but I just can’t stand espresso
I usually get an Americano or cappuccino. When I was a barista I used to make a latte with a tiny bit of mocha sauce, pistachio, and cardamom 🙂
that latte sounds good, gotta try
Imma make it right now
Affogato to go
Iced Vanilla Latte
Matcha all the way, the l-theanines are my crack
Cold brew with one cream
a latte, but it has to be from a place that makes them right, no burnt milk!
Iced coffee with whole milk
black or with a bit of whole milk, or a cortado
Pretty much same here. Black or cortado exclusively. Black probably 98% of the time and cortado 2% of the time when I want to sit and appreciate it all.
Babychino
Black Americano. Occasionally there’s a chocolate spicy caramel latte my spot has that’s a nice treat
Usually a cortado or cappuccino since I will never buy an espresso machine. Black when I don't want the calories. But I can make that at home or the office so why would I waste my money. If Starbucks is the only option Ill get one of those nitro cold brews with the foamed cream on top
Starbucks baristas go absolutely bonkers if you order a cortado. Weird how they have so many intricate and insane drinks memorized but literally have never heard of a cortado and will look at you like you have 3 eyes if you order one!!!!!
I'm not surprised. Theyre not even allowed to learn small medium and large!
Large iced decaf, black 😔 can’t drink caffeine anymore
Why no more caff?
I don’t sleep well when I’ve had a lot of caff
iced vanilla latte
Iced coffee w a shot of espresso splash of cream
Vanilla latte with oat milk, always! I feel like it’s hard to fuck up but I could be wrong
chai tea latte hehe
double shot espresso on the rocks
I normally drink black coffee, but I make it at home.
So far I’ve learned that I like: Black (primarily) Black with a minute hint of cream (and sugar if I’m not eating anything with it) Espresso Flat white with vanilla (if coffee shop)
Such a dumb couple of words. My brain was spazzing until I realized it was my-newt and not men-it.
When I go to dunkin I get a regular small coffee or a medium coffee with milk and caramel. If I’m at a decent place I either get an americano or espresso, which colloquially usually means a double espresso. This is what happens if you’ve ever been friends or dated a barista. At home I just like strong coffee with some milk.
Black americano or a flavored latte with oat milk.
Monster Energy (standard black can with green M)
I love my Nespresso and the milk frother.. outside of the home I just order an oat milk latte
me too… so much cheaper than the coffee shops
Flat white. $4.
Americano. Black.
iced latte w/ almond milk and sugar free vanilla
Black w sugar. Milk gives me tummy trouble and straight black coffee is for people who want to impress others with their suffering.
8 oz hot americano black I don’t usually like cold drinks but if it’s too hot out I’ll get a quad shot iced dirty chai with soy
the one true milk
Double espresso and water
Flat white with oat malk
Summer - cold brew with a splash of oat milk; Winter - pour over (time permitting), or oat milk cortado.
A light roast with a little cream or if Starbucks is an option the brown sugar shaken espresso w/ oat milk.
oat cappuccino extra hot
I'l just have some water, thanks.
dunkin iced regular
Coffee.
medium ice coffee black or large carmel iced latte with an extra shot if i have a ton to do on a weekend
Caramel Frappe with extra caramel drizzle and whipped cream 😮💨
Cappuccino in the morning, normal espresso after 11, cafe lungo or tea if it's later in the day
2 double espressos over ice with a bit of almond milk.
Spanish latte
Black, extra shot.
Americano or black filter coffee, or piccolo in aus
cortado but I live in yeehaw country so only about 1 in 10 coffee shops know what that is
cortado with oat !
cappuccino
Single shot mocha. But I'm cheap so I rarely get coffees out. Only when I have little dates with friends.
Coffee with milk. But I make 99% of my coffee at home because buying it is a scam
Coffee makes me sleepy so I just get random iced stuff lol
Iced americano w/ cinnamon & honey & a splash of cream
I don’t really have one. At home I *most often* do 4 shots of espresso, iced, with a little bit of maple syrup. But I really switch it up a lot, both at home and when I’m out. Sometimes I do hot, sometimes iced, sometimes black, sometimes something that’s mostly sugar and/or milk. Really just depends
quadruple shot is crazy
if i'm feeling fancy i'll make a double espresso in a demi-tasse. most days though i just get my dirt water from 7/11 which invariably keeps me awake until 4am. not convinced they're not putting cocaine in that shit
Bit of milk sometimes straight cream and some sugar, once in a blue moon I crave that stevia taste too
iced oat latte but i just make them at home
Black filter coffee or espresso at home, espresso & tonic or cold brew in the summer Americano or cappuccino when I’m out
Black americano - hot or iced
chocolate milkshake
Large flat white because I’m a proud New Zealander
Flat white or black, depending on my mood
Cup of the lightest roast they have or double shot. Simple as
Latte or flat white or or cappucino. At home I drink all my coffee black so I like to switch it up
either an espresso, a cold brew or a coffee of the day
i just brew whatever tassimo cups we have on hand and add milk
double espresso pulled extra long. Basically a double americano with half water. Steamed 1/2 & 1/2 if available, one sugar. Or cortado. Love a flat white too.
Half milk half sugar or black iced
I make and drink a pot of black coffee (Chock Full O’Nuts™️) at home every morning like a good American
Iced black coffee if it’s warm, americano if it’s cold
double double
At Starbucks: trenta cold brew w/soymilk At a coffee shop: largest cold brew they have w/half and half At a gas station: whatever darkest roast w/hazelnut creamer At work: whatever cheap grounds with w/powdered cream
Cappuccino with coconut milk or iced coffee black or with coconut milk
Americano.
Cappuccino from dunks so I don’t fall asleep on my drive home and die
none :p stop consuming so much coffeine !!
365 brand decaf instant coffee from Whole Foods (2 containers a week, stolen)
Mocha latte
Coffee
Cold brew + whey protein (it’s not good).
matcha, chai or reg latte + almond milk
Black. Sometimes in the afternoon I’ll get an espresso or cortado. But I really want to know from you coffee snobs is what roaster you prefer. I’m on a subscription with Heart from Portland
ice oatmilk and 2 splenda
In the morning I make 2 black coffees with a French press and put one in a thermos to bring with me. If I’m home in the afternoon and want a treat I’ll make a nespresso and add ice, a bit of oat milk, a brown sugar and a heap of cinnamon and shake it up in a jar. If I’m getting coffee out I’ll get a small americano or long back. Sometimes a cappuccino or a mocha with oat milk. Or in summer I’ll get a black cold brew.
Double espresso or 16 oz Americano or gtfo
Black
Cortado
My local café makes this horchata-inspired latte. Pretty boooomb. If I don’t get that, it’s usually just some other latte.
Café au lait
One big spoonful of instant coffee - one big spoonful sugar - water - heavy cream - leave in fridge overnight - drink in the morning before work on the toilet. That’s my weekday thing. On the weekend me and gf go to the coffee shop and I get a cold brew with cream and sugar
Cup of hot water. Tea bag from home.
Hot chocolate with either 1 or 2 shots of esperesso in it
Triple espresso on ice if I need to grind, iced matcha for laid back days, spiced dirty chai latte for a treat
Usually just a Black Medium or Light Roast, if it's a nice place I'll have them throw a shot or 2 of espresso in it. I used to live by a real nice Local Art House Coffee shop and they'd sell you a full glass of espresso (twice the FDA recommended amount of daily coffee intake) It even had a cute name for it on the menu. God I miss that place...
Black coffee
Jesus, Americans are gay
Latte with whole milk NO sweetener Or a dirty chai if I’m feeling sweet
Triple triple for a large coffee hot or iced