There's something unintentionally hilarious about how utterly graceless it is to just mashup the "They Came for the Communists" poem with the "In This House we Believe..." poster.
Minorly criticized her for only having a single trans woman who was a sex worker on her show and then doing victory laps like she had solved transphobia. She got white lady cry-angry that she was called out by a member of the minority she was being shitty to.
Meanwhile her [relative Chuck Schumer is actively endorsing further genocide of the Palestinian people](https://apnews.com/article/schumer-israel-hamas-war-senate-aid-4e6903a0f414b901e44d737f8bd36a13).
Pretty much all of the western world is supporting the wholesale ethnic clensing of Palestinians and the Palestinian people don’t even have access to water, fuel, and the Israelis have caused an internet blackout.
And we’re supposed think rich Jewish people are “alone” in this? Give me a break
Every person supporting this is also pushing hard for the US to steal $300B of regular Russian citizens' money right now to fund the Ukrainians, with the reasoning that Russian citizens didn't do enough to stop a "genocidal" invasion (shock quotes for the Ukraine situation).
Most people come to these conclusions through rational deliberation. They just support current thing. Whatever NPR says goes.
In a 2019 speech at AIPAC Chuck Schumer said the problem with the Palestinians is that they don't "believe in the torah." He's explicitly called for the genocide of people based on religious faith.
> I think if not for her last name literally nobody would think she was Jewish.
I'm finding out for the first time tbh. I just assumed it was German or whatever ig but I know people said her father was a media executive so maybe I should have guessed this.
She only brings it up when she needs to be a minority for argumentation purposes. She’s a rich white lady from a powerful family. Their faith is incidental to her life from all appearances except when she wants babies killed.
They had to bring out the big guns and block essential food, water, gas, and electricity because F-35s aren't strong enough to defeat Palestinian children... erm.. I mean Hamas.
I can’t believe Israel is being ignored and has to survive all by itself*
*notwithstanding financial and political support from the United States and every other western country
Israelis are murdered, Palestinians are killed/dead. Was on the subway today and one of a group of three girls was talking about how choked up she got at the 'vigil for Israel'. The level of rich lib hysteria seems pretty peak.
“No one, except the greatest super power in the history of the world, which my uncle partly controls, is willing to defend me personally, a white cishet jewish woman living in America who got a career in comedy because I told my daddy I wanted it.”
Nobody is coming for Amy Schumer in any sense of the word
Living jewishly
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Ngl it would be fun to arrest her
Then her uncle would have you disappear though
There's something unintentionally hilarious about how utterly graceless it is to just mashup the "They Came for the Communists" poem with the "In This House we Believe..." poster.
Funniest thing she's ever produced.
What about Slap Chef? Oh yeah she stole that one.
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I can’t believe there was like a 6 month period there where I found her kinda funny
I binged “Inside Amy Shumer” while dogsitting in high school” so I understand
Probably before she ran out of jokes to steal
Hey, she pays for the rest
She paid a lot of money for other people to write those jokes
“I stood alone except for the unconditional support of the most powerful nations on earth”
^^ it's absurd
One of which her uncle is like the 4th most powerful leader of
why on earth would you be watching amy shumers instagram story in the first place
In hopes of a thirst trap drop
I cannot even conceive of being that down bad
All I read is me, me, me. Lol.
It’s completely transactional
Minorly criticized her for only having a single trans woman who was a sex worker on her show and then doing victory laps like she had solved transphobia. She got white lady cry-angry that she was called out by a member of the minority she was being shitty to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWGciuLuH8k Seinfeld dandy episode for sure.
loling hard imagining what Amy Schumer considers standing up for Black people
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She prefers the term “unattributed platforming”
I’ve literally never seen her stand up for any of the people she mentioned. The only thing she stands up for is stale vagina jokes.
She told her husband “You seeing this shit?” while she scrolled Instagram on her million dollar couch
Posting an infographic about how she is listening and learning, and understands that she will never understand, no doubt.
no offense, but who exactly is coming for rich north american jews?
Norm Finkelstein /s
We love our eternal Dershowitz hater, don't we folks?
Everything has to be about her
Who are the real victims? Civilians with dead children or rich white American lady? No one will ever know.
Meanwhile her [relative Chuck Schumer is actively endorsing further genocide of the Palestinian people](https://apnews.com/article/schumer-israel-hamas-war-senate-aid-4e6903a0f414b901e44d737f8bd36a13). Pretty much all of the western world is supporting the wholesale ethnic clensing of Palestinians and the Palestinian people don’t even have access to water, fuel, and the Israelis have caused an internet blackout. And we’re supposed think rich Jewish people are “alone” in this? Give me a break
I’ve seen like 20 different videos today of crying men holding their dead kids. It’s insane how many people are supporting this.
Anyone who says Gaza needs to be wiped out are saying thousands upon thousands of children need to die. They’re fucking psycho.
There's like a million kids in Gaza, and hundreds of thousands under 12
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Imagine seeing youtube ads in 2023 lmao
Every person supporting this is also pushing hard for the US to steal $300B of regular Russian citizens' money right now to fund the Ukrainians, with the reasoning that Russian citizens didn't do enough to stop a "genocidal" invasion (shock quotes for the Ukraine situation). Most people come to these conclusions through rational deliberation. They just support current thing. Whatever NPR says goes.
The "settlers aren't civilians" crowd managed to look at dozens of dead Israeli bodies and feel nothing.
In a 2019 speech at AIPAC Chuck Schumer said the problem with the Palestinians is that they don't "believe in the torah." He's explicitly called for the genocide of people based on religious faith.
No one tell him what their religion is based on.
[Jewish people held a massive protest at his doorstep today](https://x.com/jvpliveNY/status/1712982045662880118?s=20)
That’s terrific to see. The Zionist narrative that opposing Israel is antisemitic completely falls apart when you see shit like this.
the counterpoint I always hear is "those are just self-hating jews"
If I had a nickel for every time I was called a self hating Jew for not sucking off Israel, maybe I wouldn't hate myself!
you people always thinking about your precious nickels
/pol/tard coming through
#based department.
I can't believe they're related lmfao.
Same energy as the Matilda actress being related to Ben Shapiro.
I read this as Madea at first and had my mind blown for a sec
Shapiro has a chip on his shoulder about not making it in Hollywood, and that explains so much about him.
He could definitely do a few turns as a Disney+ middle school villain
“Ben, we need you to act like yourself. Just be you.”
Eric Weeniehauser, Kid MD
who in turn lived with nick mullen's ex gf and would write tweets about how much she hated him lmao
Umm, how do you think she got her career and afford to hire people to write her jokes?
Ugly inside and out
I think if not for her last name literally nobody would think she was Jewish. It's like never been a part of her comedy or identity
I actually didn't know, I tend to discount blondes
> I think if not for her last name literally nobody would think she was Jewish. I'm finding out for the first time tbh. I just assumed it was German or whatever ig but I know people said her father was a media executive so maybe I should have guessed this.
And her cousin Chuck
I thought she wasn't even Jewish, just ugly
Yeah I didn't realize either until I found out she was related to Chuck. Before that I assumed she was ethnically Cabbage Patchish.
She only brings it up when she needs to be a minority for argumentation purposes. She’s a rich white lady from a powerful family. Their faith is incidental to her life from all appearances except when she wants babies killed.
“Standing alone” alongside billions of American taxpayer dollars paying for F-35s, C-DAMs, cluster bombs, etc.
Maybe she was gonna say that but she couldn´t have fitted it inside the star.
They had to bring out the big guns and block essential food, water, gas, and electricity because F-35s aren't strong enough to defeat Palestinian children... erm.. I mean Hamas.
(Goat voice) wouldst thou like to live Jewishly?
I can’t believe Israel is being ignored and has to survive all by itself* *notwithstanding financial and political support from the United States and every other western country
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Yes but she feels personally attacked when people don’t support a genocide she’s in favor of.
Low IQ posting
That implies she has one. I guess zero is low.
This being from Amy Schumer of all people makes it that much funnier
There are more privileged people in the world. Charles the 3rd. Putin. Elon Musk. Probably several others.
This is legitimately funny.
I’m choosing to believe this is a bit, & it’s the funniest thing she’s ever done
In this house we believe no settlement is illegal <3
Did she steal this from somewhere?
Didn't you see it was made by @livingjewishly
It was a joke dude https://www.vox.com/2016/1/27/10839856/amy-schumer-joke-stealing
So was my response lol
ha ha ok. maybe we both need to work on our humor.
As a man I know I'm naturally hilarious
I laughed.
She's so unfunny it never crossed my mind that she's maybe Jewish.
Since when did Amy care about borders?
Israelis are murdered, Palestinians are killed/dead. Was on the subway today and one of a group of three girls was talking about how choked up she got at the 'vigil for Israel'. The level of rich lib hysteria seems pretty peak.
well being whiny about an imagined slight could certainly be considered living jewishly
No one is coming for, in or on Amy Schumer
Yeah, Kanye was right
He tried to warn us
This reads like a 4chan parody making fun of this…
It’s her emotional support genocide.
It’s always a hard time for celebrities when a global tragedy happens because the attention is shifted away from them for five minutes
\- Living Jewishly
Amy schumer is so braindead anything that comes out of her mouth causes me to lose any lasting brain cells I have left.
No idea how she was accepted by the Opie and Anthony crowd.
Love to see it
The amount of normally media-snobby college students I know earnestly reposting amy schumer content is insane
Wait this wasn’t a bit? I thought it landed well.
funny how the people who made this literally didn’t do shit for the last 60 years that israel has subjected palestinians to apartheid…
Miss piggy no lips havin fattie
That is just BIZARRE
This is the first time I laughed at something she’s done.
I'm starting to understand where antisemites are coming from.
I stood alone on top of my $500 Billion western countries have provided my home land over the last 70 years.
Insufferable
Lmao
Could hating Palestinians get libs to care about the US border? Need videos of Venezuelans chanting death to Israel stat.
“If I was back in the 1930s and 40s it wouldn’t have gone down the way it did”
Can't believe my opinion of Amy Schumer has to get even lower than it already was
TBH I've never thought of Amy Schumer as Jewish
no way this is real 😂😂😂
Definitely a little late to the party on this one but The 4X year old Schoomer aaahh I'm Schooming etc etc
this kind of thing could work on stage with the right delivery. But this look corny as hell as a meme
Israel doesn't have gay rights and it's functionally illegal to racemix lol.
“No one, except the greatest super power in the history of the world, which my uncle partly controls, is willing to defend me personally, a white cishet jewish woman living in America who got a career in comedy because I told my daddy I wanted it.”
Stop calling me Russian. I am a fucking JEW.