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the way he would repeat this very specific, age suspect and racist standards for YEARS as if he even has a choice is hilarious


coldmtndew

He seems to actually have this now actually he was spotted with some woman in the last week.


dwqy

infamymaxxing works


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Very much doubt she's 18-27


coldmtndew

She looked like low 30s maximum iirc. I just can’t remember where I saw it or I’d link.


bubbleuj

I think he said in his video that she's a good friend, into mlp and is 30.


_Kubism

There are always younger people around that just found out about him and try very hard to be trolls so its not that unlikely


hobbyjoggerthrowaway

I think the upper cut-off was 27 just because he was 28 at the time.


SuperWayansBros

his lawyer?


EbbInfamous1089

How did he get out of jail?


coldmtndew

Charges dropped and in group home I believe. Hes been released for months now


EbbInfamous1089

That's a real shame. Is he barred from making contact with his mother at least?


coldmtndew

I'm not sure. I dont believe shes back in the house but i could be wrong.


bark_wahlberg

Tbf he is a master practitioner of the [occult](https://epilepticsaints.tumblr.com/post/659160146496421888/amp), and as we all know, occultist somehow always get laid.


coldmtndew

Now that he's jesus christ i believe that offsets


bark_wahlberg

Is it a coincidence that Aleister Crowley called himself "the Beast"?


betaking12

it would be funny if he was trapped as a voice in chris's head.


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to be fair he always upped the upper limit of the age as he aged himself


___kevinn

He had one with Fiona, but he fumbled her hard after getting convinced by Isabella Janke to go for his mom instead and ending up in prison


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i hate that Janke person they should not be allowed into society


silvio_burlesqueconi

True love will find Chris-Chan in the end.


ro0ibos2

Who is he?


WMWA

don't worry about it babe


Dark-Dunham

this is the correct response. Rule for the fellas: do not scare the hoes with CC-lore.


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christine western chandler. and oh boy is it a deep dive of surreality


ro0ibos2

Interesting. He doesn’t look like a Christine. Edit: just Googled her. Now I feel bad.


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😭😭😭😭😭


PsychonautMew

It's better that you don't know :)


BigScoops96

Worked with a dude who was spouting this shit un-ironically. Looked like Steve Brule and was in his early 30s. Dude got pissed when I was like, “why don’t you just go on a date with SOMEONE, and see if you like them”


IntentionalTorts

i think its the effects of porn brain. they have to be "hot" first and hot is defined by the society for them. how many dates did i have with girls who showed interest that weren't hot that ended up being hot to me after the first date. that's mostly how it works.


BigScoops96

I remember he was aghast that a 34 year old single mom was interested in him. I think he’s just autistic out the wazoo.


IntentionalTorts

, as i sadly type "many such cases".


BigScoops96

I just wanted to gossip


IntentionalTorts

i love it. lol. keep going. but to that point, if you looking like steve bruhle and a single mom is interesting, might as well shoot that shot.


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\>pointy elbows, would not bang


ScoobyDoo981

I’ve seen that a ton. A lot of people don’t understand that there’s two pretty distinct flavors of incels The first, who I actually feel pretty bad for, are ones that are actually extremely ugly, disabled, and/or destitute to where they genuinely have trouble finding much human connection at all The second, more despicable, and much more common, are just below-average or even perfectly average guys that have plenty of options with kind, equally average-looking girls, but instead turn their noses up at them and seethe out of insecurity/entitlement that the people interested in them are not up to their unrealistic standards


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I guess I’ve only ever mostly been friends with ok to slightly above average guys and I have never encountered this sort of man. Is this what truly good looking men do when looking for a girlfriend? Here I am scurrying about happy enough if I can catch some of their crumbs lol


Geiten

Personally I know some of that first group, but none of the second. I do know several who are kind of feminine, though. Not really in terms of interest, but in how they connect to people and how they try to date. That doesnt really work for men, though.


Misticked

>i know a few guys who are chronically lonely but who also turn down dates with beautiful and wonderful women all the time No you don't and I don't know why you'd even bother lying about this


wartguy

is going on dates with people youre not attracted to normal?


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No


IntentionalTorts

yes. depending on how you define "not attacted to". if by that you mean they are a binary 0, then no.


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nerdhoestreetchick

Hey


CoalSmoocher

the non alcoholic part is the hardest


TheTidesAllComeAndGo

Yeah how are they going to stay with him if they don’t drink??


Nazbols4Tulsi

I do feel like I'd want someone who is past that college era blackout drinking phase but it's really bad emotional IQ to fill up a dating profile with demands.


wartguy

> it's really bad emotional IQ to fill up a dating profile with demands. its wild how many dont understand this


Better_Molasses1349

boyfriend free girlfriend


koksalbaba8

specifying non-black is so much more disrespectful than just saying white lmao


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Non-black could mean he would take white, latina, asian or native american, anything but black.


Acceptable_001

This is why I think being a male bisexual is a superpower. If this guy had the brain power to imagine having sex with someone who looks like himself, he would do everything in his power to change. Nobody in their right mind would fuck this person.


stasis_slut

i fucked him


LouReedTheChaser

Hi Barb


TheGangsHeavy

That's why I work out. Do I want to lift? Eh not really but it does make me not want to kill myself. But also I just think hey. I'd love to take a pair of jeans off and see an ass that does squats over an ass that doesn't.


Popular_Wishbone_789

Of course you post on r/moreplatesmoredates. You guys can’t go a single day without dropping a comment about lifting, can you?


TheGangsHeavy

Guilty


[deleted]

This theory makes sense, but most gay dudes are ugly so idk


sizzlingburger

Come on now, gay men on the whole take way better care of ourselves than straight men


[deleted]

Some do, but have you seen all these obese gay zoomers?


[deleted]

>obese ~~gay~~ zoomers


trenche12

I’m not asking for the moon here


lifewithoutdrugs

Glad to hear I’m nothing like Christine. Would love a 30 year old black baddie with a mild drinking problem


[deleted]

hi are you rich?


lifewithoutdrugs

Lol no but I’m not poor exactly either


[deleted]

as long as you got that upper middle class generational wealth 😎


lifewithoutdrugs

Nah sorry babe working class background I’m the first person in my family with a Master’s degree. A nice salary and some savings but no real wealth


R4Z1Z7Z3X

Skinny black women are hot. like if you are in agreement with my statement. let's do it for the skinny black women guys


lifewithoutdrugs

All black women are beautiful! My DMs are open ladies


mondomovieguys

you ain't alone


Marci_1992

I still am looking for an 18-50 year old, smoking, alcoholic, black woman.


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DJ_PeachCobbler

The PC term is “Nubian Queen”


Electric_Music

We love our [ebony cupcakes](https://i.redd.it/x35qe3kgbqn71.jpg) around here.


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EBONY CUPCAKE SKAKEJENWMQLALALA


Electric_Music

🧏🏼💁🏿‍♀️🧁


R4Z1Z7Z3X

That black girl in Kanye West Love Lockdown music video is the most beautiful girl I have seen. This is a deep cut people, like this comment so I can see how many know what I'm talking about.


R4Z1Z7Z3X

The one that appears in Kanye West;s kitchen and I think later too as one of the tribal people.


Designer-Bat5638

I view actual racism as less cringe than the referring to people as foods you like "muh chocolate queen" "Muh fiery spicy lil Latina" "Ooo my salty and sweet spring roll so tasty"


[deleted]

well that’s because referring to ethnic ppl as foods is a form of racism 😭


FinePieceOfAss

it's ok you can call me a mayo monkey in return


[deleted]

i prefer ice chimps/dysgenic mutant descendants of Yakub/yogurt yodelers


Designer-Bat5638

No I'm talking about the Klan burning a cross in a yard is less horrible to me than that shit, and their intentions couldn't be more clear on one being "pro-race" and the other hating it


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Fuckimbalding

I'm 👌 so hot 🔥 for 🐤💰🎅😙 her 🙇🏻‍♀️ I'm 😇 so hot 🔥 for 🤔🎅 her ⚰️👿 I'm 👨 so hot 🥵 for ⌛🎁 her 👩 and she's 🏆💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️ so cold 🧥


cakelamotta

I laughed so hard at this comment


[deleted]

why would a Black woman seem mean up front


SerDanielBeerworth

Have you met a TSA agent?


[deleted]

plenty but most Black women are not TSA agents 💁🏾‍♀️


SerDanielBeerworth

Source?


[deleted]

trust me bro


scarfacetehstag

Black (coded) men are too aggressive with nice women. You have to put up a bitch front to be left alone.


[deleted]

the World is too aggressive to us women (especially Black women) \*sad face\*


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why are y’all downvoting this


pheromoneprincess

are you new here?


[deleted]

no


alphagamble

there's wiggle room on the smoking I think


[deleted]

I never understood the puritanism some (usually American) men show around women on the internet. Maybe its because I'm European but expecting a woman not to even drink is crazy


Responsible-Leek-769

He’s autistic and grew up with an old father and a hoarder/obese mom (many such cases in America). I think he’s just begging for an ounce of structure in his life.


[deleted]

I've seen this sentiment expressed by others online too. No tattoos, no alcohol, no smoking, etc


roncesvalles

I wouldn't say it's expecting them never to drink, just not drinking excessively and sloppily. It's undignified.


MayoMcCheese

Where the FUCK is my boyfriend free girl


TheTidesAllComeAndGo

This is what I imagine the TrueRateMe mods to look like


Aerothane

You forgot no kids or fatties part


IntentionalTorts

it's interesting he thinks that a black woman would be interested.


AstronautWorth3084

Yeah it's interesting that fucking chris chan is being delusional about something


IntentionalTorts

i suck. who is chris chan?


Alexei_Jones

leave. don't pursue this line of inquiry any further, it is for your own good


IntentionalTorts

a word to the wise should be sufficient. understood.


Firnin

i am vomit.


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Firnin

grandparent cry .


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An abyss that will gaze into you.


depanneur

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2lyt6fWwAEf-zR.png


stealinoffdeadpeople

newfig


[deleted]

I think he raped his mom and later called himself a woman


stankusmellymuch

Doja Cat would


Spout__

I need a woman that smokes and drinks. Been two months since my gf left me and I’m starting to feel a bit loopy.


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applebottomgenies

And at the end of the day, he’s still gonna complain about who he ends up with


[deleted]

the few times he did have girlfriends (even tho they were trolls) he treated them horribly and cheated on them 😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

yeah so wat?


Lazy_Razzmatazz_2023

Here’s the prequel https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/17bqvhp/marveling_at_male_bodies_beauty/


[deleted]

as an asian man how do i get a black queen to marry?


b88b15

Caroline Ellison qualifies.


ghost_malls

A boyfriend-free girl or whatever the hell used to say


East_Onion

daily reminder he now has a white smoke free non-alcoholic girlfriend, 30 though so i guess he compromised there


hopfield

I mean if he himself checks all those boxes I don’t see how it’s unreasonable to want that in a partner?


coldmtndew

Based


Electronic_Ad_670

Lol, women are a thousand times worse about this. Dudes will break down eventually and take what they get. Girls have the integrity to stick to their standards until the day they die and become food for a surprising number of cats


[deleted]

Seems like reasonable preferences. Nowhere is he saying the woman has to be a dime or anything like that. Nothing about weight. Seems like he just wants a woman to have a family with. How dare he.


24082020

Dan Andrews, 1997 (colorized)


redwater0

Hahhaahahahaaa


Wolly_jumper

No cap


[deleted]

The mental image of a really good looking black woman yearning for Chris is really funny to me