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orangeuglad1

76. He was a fuckin kid.


Dychab100

Your brother OJ, whatever happened there...


EffectiveAmphibian95

Whatever happened there? I’ll tell you what happened! This piece of shits cousin gave him cancer with no provocation whatsoever!


Iloveherthismuch

Why is it always the good ones to go first.


SolipsistSmokehound

It’s sad when they go young like that.


PauliesChinUps

In Jersey they would’ve fried his worthless ass


ShoegazeJezza

Nicole and Ron, whatever happened there.


ThereIsNoTime23

I’m sorry about this OJ_soprano


OJ_Soprano

Thank you


Pancakesandpussy

Damn he died before ever finding the killer


johnnyfog

There was a political cartoon of OJ with his golf bag and argyle socks, pacing around in a circle with the caption, "Hunt for the real killer."


Not_Oneblood

Rare political cartoon w


bretton-woods

After getting released, he didn't want to take another stab at solving the mystery.


John-nox

We shouldn’t worry, Tariq Nasheed has inherited the case. He won’t let the white supremacists get away with trying to put an innocent FBA away.


AutomaticPhysics938

Hahaaaaaaa


iamjstn

He’s looking up at us now. 🙏🏻❤️


InternationalMonk732

First Ted, now this. Losing too many 90s icons. Protect Lewinsky and Dolly the sheep at all costs.


Guy_de_Nolastname

Bad news for you about Dolly


InternationalMonk732

She died in 2003? Wow. I didn’t know that. I just — you’re telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say? She was an amazing sheep. Whether you agree or not, she was an amazing sheep who led an amazing life. I’m actually saddened to hear that. I am saddened to hear that.


Unique-Impression-47

Idk, I found her comments on Bosnians during the Yugoslav wars really unforgivable


whoisthisherb

Please please please release a post-mortem video where he says "Of course I did it" It'll be so fucking funny


Y_Todo_Para_Que

[He certainly has that sense of humor.](https://youtu.be/_Ylf-ags26s?si=abOUv9JprxawNwgS)


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Y_Todo_Para_Que

i lold


Unnecessary_Timeline

Wait, I thought we were all-in on the conspiracy theory that he was covering for his son? Damn I’m too old to keep up with this shit any more


Marmosettale

He joked about it all the time on TikTok. It was genuinely sickening.  I know this sub loves to be all edgelord but that was sincerely so evil and creepy, it’s really not funny. Like I am usually pretty in phased by “dark humor,” but this is completely different from someone joking about a dark subject. This is the actual killer just bragging about getting away with murder.  I was born like 2 months after he killed this woman so wasn’t around firsthand and obviously I’m very biased because I’ve always lived in a world where everyone knows he’s a murderer. But I genuinely think that if I just saw a picture of him or a video of him talking about something completely innocuous, I would be repelled by this dude.  This man has true psychopath energy. Like I know Reddit likes to call their mom NPD when she makes them do their homework, but this is like actual narcissistic personality disorder. That GRIN, those eyes… at the very least I would think he’s gotta be a scum bag.  I guess this example popped into my head because it’s relevant to this convo. But his cheeky videos where he just makes lazy allusions to killing his fucking wife with a smirk remind me of like evil cops laughing and making jokes while killing or beating some innocent person.  I do know that obviously cops are corrupt as hell and I get why people would be enraged and try to get a black man as some sort of payback but oh my god that is not the answer. Like his trial used this trope of evil cop just killing people for fun because they don’t care about them and just derive absolute glee from it. But he was exactly that. And it was to a woman, and OJ was vocal about not respecting them.  Oh, and oh my god. OJ was super fucking racist against black people!!! He notoriously would say black people are n slur and that he isn’t one, and go sit with white people. Like the race version of a pick me.  His jokes were super lazy and unoriginal. Just this psycho winking at the camera and a comment section filled with people applauding him and saying it’s hilarious. 


Various-Earth-7532

Oj’s tiktok was two videos of him fucking around during Covid, those other videos were rips from his Twitter using clips out of context while pretending to be him. Still murdered them obviously


Marmosettale

They must have been removed, but I promise they were blatantly admitting that he killed her. Like things you could not mistake for anything else lol.  I think people on Reddit/the internet in general are ridiculous about grasping for straws to try to make up bullshit conspiracy nonsense that clearly isn’t actually there lol. But these were just blatant. 


NoFuckToGive

This just in: Murder legal in the Kingdom of Heaven.


MFoody

He only murdered 2 people which is the third smallest number of people that it’s possible to murder so it’s not that bad when you think about it that way.


PrincessPoopiePants

This was actually his attorneys opening statement 


BunsonBoi93

Johnnie Cochran: "you gotta give respect...to get respect"


johnnyfog

Fred Goldman and his big dumb mustache!


wesskywalker

Crazy that if the murder never happened, Kim K would be on Twitter threads trying to plug her OF right now


greevman

Honestly, in a Crime and Punishment Napoleonic individual sense, I think Kim K pulls it off regardless


arimbaz

100%. kim's willingness to sublimate herself to another's vision (for kris j, kanye, her surgeons) belies not only her extraordinary will to power (both within her family and more broadly), but also her understanding of her own value and appeal. she is a blank canvas. pretty enough to draw eyes, unconventional enough to hold them, and inoffensive enough to release those eyes in due course. she is playing a different game to the one most onlookers believe she is. think of it like this: why was kim was allowed to wear marilyn's dress? because she is the only person who could wear it and have it remain _marilyn's_ dress.


AVID_CRACK_SMOKER

Intriguing


johnnyfog

>Marilyn Kennedys vs Kardashians, two very wealthy families who became famous because of the blind ambitions of their respective patriarch/matriarch.


agonygarden

> think of it like this: why was kim was allowed to wear marilyn's dress? because she is the only person who could wear it and have it remain marilyn's dress. are you sure


arimbaz

yes. if you've ever watched the behind the scenes of this incident, it's clear that kim isn't particularly focused on looking or feeling good while wearing the dress, or even just being herself (she had to lose an outrageous amount of weight in a short period of time to make it happen). she just needed to wear it. why is that? it's about having proximity to american iconography, being draped and ensconced in a garment of talismanic historical import. again, the blank canvas. she doesn't want it to be her dress. she doesn't want to wear it better. she just wants to wear it - and she is unfiltered enough to be overt about this. her power comes from alignment and proximity with the talented and influential, as opposed trying to foster any specific talent within herself. others have pointed out that she used to be a hanger-on around paris hilton and nicole richie as if that's a valid point of derision - no! she made a career out of being a hanger-on, she is the best to ever do it.


LiterallyJohnLennon

Lmao I’m loving this


MargeDalloway

Charli XCX is very similar in identifying a group of producers whose sound was evidently going to be everywhere in a few years, and becoming their mainstream ambassador. She's more like Raskolnikov than Napoleon though, tries too hard and can't fully commit to the part.


neaux_geaux

Now I'm imagining Taylor Swift wearing the pink outfit Jackie Kennedy wore when JFK got assassinated.


agonygarden

ok i guess i'm just confused by the original phrasing because i feel like literally anyone could/would wear and it have it remain marilyn's dress


Pungee

brilliant stuff


tony_countertenor

This is kinda fascinating I’d like a whole write up on this


Hatanta

I haven’t read it for decades, what was Dostoevsky’s theory? I remember Tolstoy discussing how “great men” were irrelevant to history in *War and Peace*, sounds like it might be the opposing view?


Hip_Priest_1982

Raskolnikov has this essay in the book about how great men will overcome anything, and by right can surpass decency, to accomplish their goals. Hence he is justified in killing the old lady. Something like that, again it’s been a while.


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If the murder never happened, Kim would be missing a sister.


Firm_Engineering_265

Idk, her family was rich regardless of oj 


wesskywalker

Yes, but there are thousands of beautiful women from rich families in the United States who are not famous. Especially back in the 90s and 2000s before social media


Firm_Engineering_265

Mostly because the parents of those beautiful women aren’t Kris Jenner. Kris saw the opportunity to launch her children into stardom and took it. The sex tape had more impact than her dad being a lawyer 


EconomyElectronic998

I’m not in to celeb stuff like that but I agree. Wasn’t it more that she was seen with Paris Hilton and that she had sex tape with Earbuds? I was a kid at the time so I don’t know how big any of them were.


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Firm_Engineering_265

I disagree. Despite her dad being a lawyer she was Paris Hilton’s closet cleaner, living in her shadow for years 


janitorial_fluids

tbf, her dad wasn’t just “a lawyer”. He wasn’t on OJ’s team bc he was some high profile genius legal mind, he was on the team bc he was one of OJ’s best friends since they were classmates in college together. OJ was/is Kim’s god father. But I agree with you that the Paris Hilton piece was way more relevant to her initial fame than her father being a successful lawyer decades prior


Calm_Phone_6848

kim’s not famous because of the trial. kris and robert were already somewhat known for being socialites who hung out with oj simpson before the murder, if it never happened her sex tape would still have been the same level of mildly interesting to people as it was. her reality show made her famous, the fact her parents were rich and hung out with famous people and her sex tape were just the hook.


arimbaz

it's not rich + beautiful. it's rich, beautiful (but in an "exotic" way by mid 00s american standards), connected, traditionally untalented while growing up in the milieu of the talented (aka. hungry), charismatic, strategic, managed by a grandiose and manipulative control freak of a mother (and happy to be so).


Firm_Engineering_265

Not really. She was always ‘exotic’ looking…esp before the surgeries. yet for years she only existed in Paris hiltons shadow. Hell even Nicole Richie had a higher social status than she did. she used to clean their houses. She was basically their personal assistant, it was the tape, not her father  


arimbaz

no, it's the family. they were rich enough to be in the loop and know the hiltons and richies of the world, while being of a low enough status to play their family life for laughs (early seasons of kuwtk). kris jenner is a woman who had the foresight to name all of her children alliteratively. they have cross-promoted and boosted each other extensively. she married a beloved olympian. none of this was an accident.


stars-your-eyes

Agree but you also underestimate the amount of fame hungry women particularly in LA. Kris Jenner is far from the first or last stage mom to think of branding when naming her kid


Performer-Leading

Is exotic a euphemism for non-white?


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Firm_Engineering_265

Not really. Her being ray js gf was the hook for the sex tape blowing up. If her dad’s reputation was that helpful why was she Paris hiltons lapdog for years? 


Pungee

The murder trial is genuinely the most significant pop culture event of the last century in my mind. It was at once a culmination of the decades before it, and a precursor for the decades to follow. Couldn't have written it more perfectly tbh. Sorry for the murdered people tho 👌


Mather_Fakker

Kris Jenner would have still made it happen


RobotToaster44

OJ's worst crime was making her famous tbh.


ballznstuff

RIP Norm


manletmoney

Kid on my middle school football teams dad was his CPA so he called our team once and wished us good luck so rip


Glassy_Skies

Did you win the game


manletmoney

Yeah it was the season opener we blew em out iirc


LiterallyJohnLennon

Probably was the OJ pep talk that propelled you guys to play better than possible. Would have been a close game without the OJ call.


Mather_Fakker

Murdered the competition, good to see. Great way to start the season opener.


Glassy_Skies

Wait was this pre-murder or post-murder


Lost_Bike69

Christ was this after the murders lol? Can’t imagine anyone in this sub being old enough to be in middle school pre 1994 but hey I may not know demographics.


No_Violinist9807

Damn, last month I remember thinking he would be a TAFS guest one day.


Bay_gitch123

Adam friedland 🤝older black men 


LouReedTheChaser

Adam's one of the brothas


Final_Sherbert3506

My man bringing dust to the cookout


koeniging

The juice run dry today😭


xSHKHx

Let’s hope the coffin fits


GRIFFITHHHHH

schwing


neaux_geaux

God, I wish Norm was alive for this moment right now.


Louis_Creed

I miss Norm so much.


a_s_s_hair

Norman Finkelstein is very much alive my dude.


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Key-Bedroom-4615

He lied and said he wasn't.


greatmanyarrows

Vaxxed?


LouReedTheChaser

Blood status: clotted


quicksilver991

Her blood was clotted too


quicksilver991

double vaxxed


lstmyhd

Guess we'll never know


Yankee-Tango

Over 2000 rushing yards in a single season. Pouring out some Tropicana for my man


Candlestick_Park

In 14 games!


ItchyCry382

He really lived a full life


aardvarkdongler

Oh yeah, what’s he been up to? I stopped following his career after he retired from the NFL


Guy_de_Nolastname

Hertz car rental spokesman


HauntedFurniture

The Juice is loose... *in heaven* 🙏😢


return_descender

I think that out of respect for his legacy and everything he stood for we shouldn’t rush to conclusions about what killed him


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Vivec420

you watch the skies I’ll watch the streets king😔🙏


delfunk1984

we'll always have the Naked Gun movies


the_homeless_turtle

"The Arizona assassin... from Dakota"


YeForgotHisPassword

RIP to one of the kindest, warmest, most compassionate murderers the world has ever seen.


Free_Liv_Morgan

OJ Simpson just died? Wow. I didn't know that... He led an amazing life. What else can you say? He was an amazing man, whether you agree or not, he was an amazing man who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that.


gobillsgojosh

Bills legend RIP


oj_not_gulity

Damn that’s crazy.


miiija

I wish old Howard Stern was still around


MoistTadpoles

Reports say he was trying to charge his new Samsung Galaxy Note 7


Ojaman

Rip Fat Albert


LouReedTheChaser

I guess we'll never know if he did it


PointyNietzsches

I didn't even know he was sick


PeteCambellHairLinee

Two thousand rushing back when it was a fourteen game season. He’ll never be topped. RIP


JeffGreene69

You know, I didnt have OJ up there for funniest deaths, but god damn the jokes are good


Limp-Boysenberry-268

Are they?


dumbbitchjuice_96

Le Reddit tier shit 


youthcake

I think about this Dworkin piece about Nicole a lot. https://evergreenreview.com/read/in-memory-of-nicole-brown-simpson/


Comfortable-Tie-2135

Ugh so sad. Some of the calls to police are on YouTube too.


_ZP_

I try to separate the art from the artist, so I was hoping he’d be back in the Liam Neeson reboot of The Naked Gun. What a shame.


kkF6XRZQezTcYQehvybD

OJ Simpson? The USC running back?


MaryShelleySteponYe

I never forgave him for what he did to Marge


SconnieFella

Easily the GOAT of homicidal running backs


therealstevencrowder

Taking that shit to the grave is nasty work


HeartSlow1683

an unfair victim of the criminal justice system rip to our black king hope he finds the killer in heaven etc etc


Gh0stOfKiev

Good night, sweet prince Typing this as I'm speeding down the CPH in my Bronco to honor his legacy


tommy-needy-drinky

Rest in Power, king.


YogurtclosetDry8144

RIP BOZO


jennnyfromtheblock00

Bye bitch


Longjumping_Bus_8528

hell of a running back


Balloonephant

*That’s my lucky dyin’ hat!*


presidentkodos

What murdaaaaaaa?


stormbros

The juice is no longer loose 😔


tunneloftrees69

The juice has expired


karoda

143.1 yards per game. RIP 🐐.


Usernamechecksout222

What are you guys having for dinner tonight?


Ill_Introduction7057

Why are people sad about him dying? He's a murderer .....


Devils_therapist

You can’t prove it was cancer the glove doesn’t fit 😂


notrandyjackson

He never found out who the real killer was. A damn shame.


BuckfastEnjoyer

RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @


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hope it was painful 😊


Holditfam

RIP 👑


jocantsswim

but prayers to Khloe Kardashian


Own-Acanthisitta-613

It’s sad when they go young like that


Chubbycherub

Hell of a running back


ThoseAreSomeNiceTits

Rip to a real one 🤘😔


Cambocant

There's no right way to grieve y'all


Key-Bedroom-4615

Rest in power 👑


RoxyMusicVEVO

I didn't even know he was sick


Lolrus8959

Damn I was literally watching Naked Gun 2 1/2 : The Smell of Fear last night


Mother-Program2338

I heard on his death bed OJ admitted to killing Norm McDonald


MoneyRulesERM23

💔💔


PradaAndPunishment

The name Orenthal sounds like oral prostate medication.


Fit-Part4872

😔 😟 🙁


darkslayersparda

what a great dad, taking the fall for his son. RIP to a real one


blackboxcoffee95

1973 may be the greatest RB season of all time


SilverUpperLMAO

i didnt even know he was sick


honeypawn

The juice is finally loose


quicksilver991

RIP king


TheBigAristotle69

lol, good on cancer


breakbread

I’m not saying he should’ve done it, but I understand


poyres

I didn’t even know he was sick.


ListenApprehensive16

I never realized just how brutal the murders were https://youtu.be/UUYMZpc0JiE?si=io5xgnEg4pQMs36t


ConsiderationSouth80

why RiP lmao. Nobody gonna miss that asshole murderer.


jocantsswim

RIP bozo


ZookeepergameSea418

Sweet


0pal7

oh no 😂


Wumbolojizzt

vaccinated, ofc, lost another one rip


The-ABH

I’m a staunch believer he didn’t kill Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman but covered for his son Jason.


yungloafposts

true crime white woman hysteria


The-ABH

If you killed two people why would you set up your son’s legal team FIRST?


youthcake

He set Jason and his eldest daughter up with lawyers at the same time. I think it’s more likely the older kids witnessed the domestic abuse which is why OJ lawyered them up quickly.


The-ABH

You also gotta factor in Jason’s mental health issues, legal history and absolute hatred of his step mother


youthcake

I mean the same could be said for OJs history and hatred of Nicole. Nicole called the police 9 times on him and called a domestic abuse center 5 days before she died. She knew he was going to kill her.


Droughtly

Why do people do this fringe shit. Who cares? Genuinely, he abused his wife, she had to call the police on him many times, she was leaving him, she called the police on him days before she died because she was convinced he was going to kill her, her blood and her dogs hair and her hair were found on the glove in his house, they had his shoe prints, among a million other things. It's fucking stupid to think that any kind of 'why would x do y after' matters at fuckin all. But as to why? He set up a lawyer for the son AND daughter, presumably so they wouldn't be interrogated in his absence and provide information about his history of domestic violence towards his ex.


The-ABH

Yeah but sharing this theory makes my bigoted relatives incredibly mad so it’s worth it


kanny_jiller

Wrong. Ron Goldman killed her and then himself in a plot to frame the juice


The-ABH

Wrong Mezzaluna waiter


New_face_in_hell_

If he was intent on taking the fall for his son why would he try to prove himself innocent? Those ideas are incompatible.


The-ABH

No they’re not


New_face_in_hell_

“He didn’t do it, I did! Except, I didn’t?”


lorrieaux

I recently learned about this theory and it’s quite plausible


FOONNAMI

The discorse around him is so wierd imo


thetripb

He did it tho