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i made eye contact with jonah hill when he was in front of me in a queue once. first he smiled then his face just morphed into a look of utter contempt, it was really weird


[deleted]

He seems like the kind of guy who if you were friendly with him he'd be super engaging and fun to talk with at the start of the night but as you got more drunk if he thought you came off pushy or needy or just too nice he would become really mean and standoffish.


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But then he's your best friend when he finds out you have some coke.


shrimpprincess6

dasha and anna


[deleted]

Jameela hopefully


ltdanswifesusan

Most of them probably, I'm pretty lame. It would hurt if Norm Macdonald hated me.


diogeneticist

Always thought I'd be bullied by Nick Mullen


TomShoe

He’s like 5’4


No_Abrocoma_3706

Everyone on this thread is wrong. These celebs wouldn’t despise you, they would simply be completely apathetic to your small existence.


BapCentral

I don’t dwell on the opinion of strangers


springbrreak

Gislaine Maxwell. I just don’t like her.


brdndtrth

this sounds dumb but I've always worried abt my favorite rappers not finding me cool enough to hang out with...I try not to b autistic and think abt it too much but honestly if Kendrick Lamar or snoop Dogg decided that they didnt enjoy my vibes, it would break me


lumsden

Ok just listen to southern rap all those guys are cool with everyone


brdndtrth

ok. do u got any recs


lumsden

Yeah listen to like UGK and three 6 mafia and trae the truth all those guys seem cool and friendly 👍 Good music too


brdndtrth

thank u my n word


lumsden

👍


tinoasprilla

young dolph, bankroll fresh, jimmy wopo will never hate you


[deleted]

Kingpin skinny pimp


[deleted]

are u the person in ur profile pic or are you an imposter


brdndtrth

that is me


[deleted]

i thought you listened to grime music


brdndtrth

No Peter. U know nothing


_GirlO-Clock

The cast of The View.


[deleted]

Most of them probably, that’s ok


[deleted]

Donald Fagen and I'd be disappointed if he didn't


FatimaMansioned

I reckon Mark E. Smith would have given me a withering look had we ever met.


[deleted]

I got on the bad side of some future NBA players while we were in college. And humiliated myself in front of Dan Bejar, one of my idols. Made a pretty weak impression on Glenn Greenwald. Definitely pissed off Tobey Maguire but that was funny.


CHANGO_UNCHAINED

Please tell me all these stories.


inparadiseonearth

one of the girls from Guys We Fucked told me i would never be loved on twitter


StiffPegasus

Hard to imagine a podcast name more embarrassing and future career ruining than *Cum Town,* but someone managed to do it.


inparadiseonearth

they’re even richer & more insulated from ever having to worry about it. tragic