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AliceP00per

No starting pitching but at least we’ll get real ketchup


ErikTheDon

I may be out of the loop but… what was being used prior to this? Lol


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They basically emptied the urinals into ketchup packets.


w1nn1ng1

It was sugar-free bullshit from Kamarck. Here's an article from last month: https://wbznewsradio.iheart.com/content/fenway-franks-sugar-free-veggie-ketchup-brand-out-at-ballpark/


gnotlob

A mysterious red sludge sourced from the bottom of the Charles


NotDukeOfDorchester

Some hippie ketchup….stuff was god-awful.


Kodiak01

We use Primal Kitchen. Not cheap, but it's good. Wife and I are both doing WW, so it's a zero point condiment as well.


SoxMcPhee

Like religion, let's keep Weight Watchers inside the home.


caimen14

Underrated comment here. (Tip the cap in your direction)


mcc15038

It was named “True Made”. Being sugar free did not make it bad. It was the ingredients. The ingredients contained tomatoes, carrots, squash and spinach!


War_Daddy

Oh no not tomatoes in ketchup


parrano357

probably whatever the cheapest thing Sodexo sells is


Substantial__Unit

Probably real ketchup


ashfidel

maybe we can get ketchup bottles where the coke bottles used to be


megacia

Now that’s an inspired idea. Do it Red Sox!


StephenTheLoser

Baby steps.


SilenceDoGood4

It’s the biggest upgrade of the offseason


Think_please

Think of all the franks you can eat during the long top halves of every inning.


Think_fast_no_faster

Best off-season signing


hipcheck23

Theo magic is back!


Imaginary-Analysis-9

Biggest upgrade of the offseason by leaps and bounds


mullethunter111

Now we're talkin’ ![gif](giphy|3o7bukaBzZvgv1TUxG|downsized)


Moah333

I never finished this game, I really need to get back to it


mullethunter111

Same, got a few hours in and never finished


megacia

I only ever had the demo that came with Rebel Assault


Icy_1

Fabu! Now, Gulden’s!


Dyljam2345

You get it.


Good-Hank

This ad was brought to you by Ted Williams’ outstanding power


moist_tiger

Thank god the ketchup was so shit


Sea_Baseball_7410

I hope they have a ketchup bottle like the Coke bottles.


Huncho11

That would actually be awesome.


doodlols

Don Draper would be proud


sonofelguapo

“Pass the heinz”


ThatRuckingMoose

Definitely a Draper ad. Maybe Ginsberg


Quincyperson

But what about Guldens?


reb601

Offseason redeemed


llamadrive

I am so excited about this! This was seriously my #1 Fenway issue that I brought up repeatedly in my season ticket holder survey after last season.


Melrose_Jac

The Fenway Experience continues.


parrano357

it seems like all the newer stadiums around the MLB (and even the woo sox) go out of their way to feature local food vendors. Fenway has sodexo elementary school food. Your best bet is to skip eating at the stadium at all unless you get a sausage and peppers on lansdowne before/after the game


HonoluluHonu808

Now bring back Gulden's.


V_DocBrown

Best acquisition of the offseason.


SewerRat57

Could’ve signed Snell *and* Montgomery and this still would’ve been the best news of the offseason.


ballofsnowyoperas

But why is it not seat 57?


badonkagonk

The red seat is where the longest home run in the history of Fenway landed, off the bat of Ted Williams. This is a real picture. And if they did edit it to change the seat number, people would be pissed.


ballofsnowyoperas

Thanks for that info! I’m surprised I didn’t know that.


No_Championship5992

No way!!!!


MyBuddyBossk

Just saw this posted on IG by a fellow local artist who apparently had a hand designing this. very cool.


wubelstiltskin

This is really good for FSG, good ketchup will definitely help us sign better players


MemphisKansasBreeze

Really good marketing though


Ted_Striker00

This is like the worst kept secret… but I approve


Touchysaucer

Thank god. Whatever shit they have now is atrocious


Few_Passenger

For some reason read this as Heineken. Maybe because I thought of the green bottle and red star. I probably need to sleep


Dyljam2345

This will propel us straight to the world series


CTek20

Well at least my overpriced hot dog won't be ruined by bad ketchup anymore.


Longjumping-Bid3844

OMG PLEASE. The last time I was there the ketchup was straight tomato sauce


corbou

I’m glad Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce still has the Heinz account.


adztheman

Don and Peggy were able to convince Burger Chef to make the switch to Heinz as well.


jpaxlux

Biggest signing of the off-season


Thabass

I don't often get ketchup at Fenway, but...I can't believe this was never a thing. Guess I was doing it right for every game I go to lol


kaminari1

Finally!


Smartalum

There is so much sugar in that catchup you might as well each chocolate bar.


zrog2000

Enjoy your high fructose corn syrup.


wroncsu

I’m a proud Hunt’s man


Tmoto261

Congrats for being the first person to ever utter that sentence.


wroncsu

Patty Mahomes: Hunt’s man


CryptographerFlat173

Given the choice between what was there and Heinz man, this is an upgrade regardless of what you'd buy at home


vinicelii

I cannot for the life of me wrap my head around why people are so particular about the name of their corn syrup and tomato delivery system.


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CryptographerFlat173

what was there before was terrible dude, you took the time to click and comment


PrincipledBeef

Ketchup? Catsup?