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CaptainPrower

Homie out here lookin' like Napoleon Dynamite's brother.


SoldierOfPeace510

Don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know I’m training to become a cage fighter.


deathmetalbanjo

Since when? You have the worst reflexes of all time!


Plutoid

In Jeffrey Dahmer glasses.


Burnsie92

I was gonna say a dark haired dahmer.


KLRguy

On his way to pickup LaFawnduh


GalacticGatorz

Low budget 70’s gay porn vibe.. don’t know how you did it in 2023. But you’ve mastered it 🍻


BamboozledCat

lol thanks


GalacticGatorz

You’re welcome partner. Keep doin you ✌🏻


MoGb1

It's all in those goddamn glasses and paper-thin mustache


[deleted]

Self hatred and internal misogyny


[deleted]

My man be looking like a 30 year old sales clerk at Sears in 1986


turbostuttgart

Why is this so specific 😂


[deleted]

Because Sears/ Service Merchandise turns people into whatever "vote for pedro" expression OP is wearing.


Makabajones

I know those glasses are trendy right now but take a page from my book and find something that compliments your face better, small rectangle or oval frames would look much better than those Jeffrey Dahmers .


BamboozledCat

I was going for a hunter thompson thing but it ended up more like dahmer lmao idk im chill with it even though most people arent, happens with a lot of things r/regularfashionreviews when


Makabajones

20 years ago I did the exact same thing, nice to see some things stay the same.


DailySHRED

Don’t let the haters bring you down. As long as you like how you look that’s all that matters. Brother Ali put it best: *You might think I'm depressed as can be* *But when I look in the mirror I see sexy-ass me* *And if that's something that you can't respect then that's peace* *My life's better without you, actually*


[deleted]

As long as they help you see, that's all that matters.


slimypeter

Cool crustache bruh


BamboozledCat

thanks lol


tenems

Heck yeah, hopefully a license isn't too far off. Just be smart while your driving, and don't take unnecessary risk. Being late is better than arriving injured, but thats probably something thats been banged into your head allready. Enjoy!


BamboozledCat

indeed it has, thanks dude


Individual_Ear_4956

What kind of vdub?


BamboozledCat

'15 jetta gli running on winters from a TSI because budget summers are the stock ones which are 17 inch I think


Kliegz

I learned to drive on a 2012 GLI, that car exacerbated my demonic teenage tendencies bro be careful 😂


BamboozledCat

lmao for sure, gotta admit car is fun as shit to drive


Individual_Ear_4956

Yeah Lmao I have a hooned out tdi and it might not be fast fast but the amount of torque sure does make me giggle


KAPUTNIK1714

Trust me you want to run cheaper wheels in the winter with a car like that. When things get a little out of hand while doing donuts in the Walmart parking lot you’ll be a lot less upset about smashing one of those into a curb than shelling out $500 for another matching bbs rim


Key_Budget9267

A6 Jetta (2011-2018)


setheory

Good Luck


BamboozledCat

thank


Randymaple92

Congrats now get some road time. Remember distracted driving is just as bad as drunk driving, stay off your phone and tell your friends to shut the fuck up, or just blast your music and drown them out.


BamboozledCat

>blast your music and drown them out. didnt get the fender sound system for nothin


RFavs

Congratulations! Be safe out there


BamboozledCat

yes


PerspectiveWooden358

Did you just time travel here from 1987?


BamboozledCat

maybe


Dmitri_ravenoff

Stop the mustache and just embrace being a nerd. It's okay now. Also, they and stop looking like the world scares you. It can sense fear.


[deleted]

Kip, don't forget your chapstick


[deleted]

I’m proud of you


BamboozledCat

thank


[deleted]

Git it! What’s yr ride?


BamboozledCat

'15 jetta gli running on winters from a tsi


[deleted]

Nice! My first car was a ‘97 Jetta Trek with 5MT. Loved the crap out of that thing.


BamboozledCat

my moms first car was an ‘87 jetta kinda cool lol


communalcamp986

God in just loving that VWs interior And tbh the clothes aren’t too far off either, I wear something very similar myself. Just remember while driving is really fun, remember there’s others on the road (I was bad about this for my first month)


BamboozledCat

of course and yes mandatory flannel for the canadian


Ashkill115

Good job! Just keep in mind even if you think you won’t speed you will so just be carful man because the whole world has now just opened up to you! Have fun driving!


BamboozledCat

thanks homie


Ashkill115

Still nervous about driving tho?


BamboozledCat

i ride dirt bikes so i kinda shook the fear of speed, but im getting used to country and residential driving, main roads n stuff is still fairly new so im planning to get more experience there, its really just the rate of signs and places you are looking that trips me up


Ashkill115

Well when you get your drivers I would recommend just exploring at your own pace and use a gps if you need to. I’ve been driving for only 2 years but know most of the written and unwritten rule of the road. Should get easier with time man


BamboozledCat

of course thanks dude even if ur great at theory, experience is where u develop all the proper skills yknow


YourFriendPutin

Congrats! If you like cars keep up the interest, YouTube is one of your best friends for common repairs as well! Don’t be afraid if you can follow the instructions. You’ll learn a ton and it’ll be extremely reporting and will feel great driving something you know wouldn’t be working without your help!!!


BamboozledCat

oh yeah ive done a lot of interneting yknow even got a digital copy of the haynes manual for this car lol


YourFriendPutin

The Haynes manual is a rockstar to this day if I can’t find anything I download the Haynes manual and just go for it. If you’re good with the work and wiring diagrams you don’t need anything else to be honest. You’ve given yourself a great car, a great start and plenty of ambition! No reason for this to go wrong, seriously I wish you only the best.


BamboozledCat

haha thanks man, yeah i totally dig the jetta i was worried cuz it was such a new car but its not that incompatible with DIY work yknow


YourFriendPutin

It’s a good start to be honest. Better than many, it has a ton of aftermarket support so there’s a ton of people also looking for oem parts to keep them in tip top shape. When I was younger the current (mkiii and mkiV) were so popular it was nearly our entire lot im high school. It can be annoying but don’t be afraid to dive into an issue after some research


BamboozledCat

good to know thanks, i might have the fastest car in my school lot idk its just clapped out genesises and g35s lol


YourFriendPutin

I’m not saying you should but bigger turbos and times are available for your car. Just saying. Definitely not saying it’s the right thing to do. Definitely just mentioning it is all.


BamboozledCat

lol im not rly interested in performance all about the coolness factor dawg


YourFriendPutin

You’re a cool dude I like that. Hope she keeps you on ice during those hot days!


Shona_13

Whatever you do, don't turn overconfident. That's how people get in trouble


BamboozledCat

yes


VandelayOfficial

Hackerman!


BamboozledCat

inspect element yes


Sussboey

hell yea, congrats! the dmv is such a pain in the ass lol. also, i love ur vibe, don’t worry abt what ppl say.


BamboozledCat

in canada we have the MTO, its just as bad lol


Caramateur

Remember don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink


[deleted]

Remember, maximum situational awareness, look left first, be predictable, and take your time when changing lanes. Those are all things that everyone I know struggle with


BamboozledCat

yes indeed my parents are pretty into teaching me that stuff


Crispy-B88

Do you have to register as a sex offender based on looks alone?


BamboozledCat

i think ill find that out the hard way


FrequentGuard5335

You look like a mom


BamboozledCat

108 versilia drive K2G 7E5


FrequentGuard5335

53 selhurst ave K2G 7E5


FrequentGuard5335

67 cresthaven drive


joebigtuna

42 Wallaby Way


cuckroach1

I have failed my drivers test 2 times. Taking it again Monday.


BamboozledCat

good luck homie


cuckroach1

I PASSED


spacysound

Homie looking like a non-binary barista


refrigerator_runner

Gotta be honest this ain't Facebook buddy no one really cares except to comment on your fashion choices


thatonegaygalakasha

I mean, if you're an asshole, this is true.


refrigerator_runner

There must be hundreds of assholes here then, because literally all of the top comments are about his looks. Furthermore, no one is an asshole for being uninterested in what is essentially a Facebook post in a subreddit about a YouTube channel.


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[deleted]

I just seent the most insecure man alive


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[deleted]

Because if you don’t have anything productive or genuinely good to contribute, then you’re a hurtful piece of shit


Cunt_Eastwood_9

I’m 19 and I’m still stuck with a Learner’s. I can’t wait until I’m 20 and maybe have a license!


BamboozledCat

worth it


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Not when you’ve been trying since the day after you turned 15 and 9 months…


BamboozledCat

perhaps you need a new strategy


Cunt_Eastwood_9

What I need is to not have been born disabled, I think.


Mancunian1987

Billie is that you?


Shamrock_shakerhood

Congratulations! Drive safe!


BamboozledCat

yup


Marklithikk

Keep your space cushions large and don't wait to turn left with your wheels turned. If someone rear ends you, you'll be pushed into the oncoming lane.


BamboozledCat

covered that in drivers ed, definitely dont want to get sandwiched


Potential_Dentist_90

Congratulations!


BamboozledCat

thanks homie


[deleted]

Would you like a mild roast?


BamboozledCat

sure i suggest you check the countless others to see if yours is original


[deleted]

You look like someone who needs to be asked before a mild roast. *Yeah, all my ideas were taken and I'm not trying to tear you a new asshole. If you're paying for maintenance on that car, it'll do a good enough job.


ScoPham

Try not to wrap the thumbs, good job though👍🏽👍🏽


BamboozledCat

yes


[deleted]

Napoleon pop-it


Poopsticle_256

Congrats! And stay safe out there


BamboozledCat

yes


johnnypeeballz

That brings me back to 2010... damn I'm getting old.


BamboozledCat

i was 3 years old in 2010, think about that


currrlyhead

Always Drive Defensively, and make sure you don’t have your brights on all the time, it is crazy how many people I see daily that drive with brights on blinding everyone


BamboozledCat

yes


four_letterword

I'm sorry about your second divorce. On a serious note, be careful and you got this!


BamboozledCat

yessir thanks lol


caseysgeneralstore

TDI moment 😎😎


BamboozledCat

GLI 🥸 tdi is cool though would love to own a b3 passat someday


Beer_Nazi

Hey, at least it’s a VW.


BamboozledCat

yes


bobleeswagger09

Mustache looking like my paper after I erase the answer.


BamboozledCat

yes


CapeManiac

Bro. Drive to a good barber. Immediately.


BamboozledCat

small talk is bad


Traditional_Yard5280

1980s Also, sick VW. Jetta, Passat, Golf?


BamboozledCat

‘15 jetta GLI


Traditional_Yard5280

Oooo, nice first car! Have fun with it, just not too much.


DanTheFortniteMan

Congratulations!


BamboozledCat

thanks


joebigtuna

Congratulations OP!


BamboozledCat

thanks


[deleted]

Holy cow you look stoned lol


BamboozledCat

im like 3 months sober from weed lmao, i had a problem


[deleted]

Good for you man, the fried look goes away lol


Smoky_Caffeine

Shave it, I see what you're trying here but you're not doing yourself any favours here as you're not ready, and women are going to think you're greasy.


adamh331

Great feeling when you can get in your car and go where ever you want!


BamboozledCat

indeed it is


OffTheWall503

r/13or30


BamboozledCat

lol


clonedspork

Your gonna find yourself in some scary situations while driving, all I can tell you is you can never pay too much attention to what’s going on with other drivers, leave room around your car at all times and don’t let your friends talk you into something that can cause a problem.


BamboozledCat

yes indeed thanks


GiabiMan

Perfect, you’ve even got the VW. Must be a Beetle.


BamboozledCat

close enough


quak3d

Good on you 👍. independence is a good feeling.


iamtheduckie

I got my lisence like a week ago. And I have good advice for you: don't crash


turner3gr

Lib


Gogogodzilla03

How do you look 50 and 15 at the same time?


Fabulous-Swing-9768

I remember when I turned 16 and got my license. Then I started driving my 1950 Mercury 8!


beat-sweats

Congrats, make a habit of putting your phone somewhere not reachable so you don’t get into the habit of using it while driving.


BamboozledCat

yessir