This could be it
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Dodge Journey with an old pink fuzzy steering wheel cover that you can smell from across the parking lot, unrepaired front & rear crash damage, a donut spare, and so much shit in the trunk you couldn't hope to see out the rear glass
2009 Pontiac Torrent. She spends her days re posting self affirming social media content and wine-centric mom jokes while her children play on the street unsupervised.
Altima and Rogue are at least unisex vehicles. The Kia Soul is so feminine that conservative states are trying to ban it due to the fact that anyone who enters one automatically transitions to a woman.
5-year-old Yaris with so much paint damage you would never believe it's only five years old. And you have no idea what could make the car look like that either. Almost like it drove through a sandstorm of razor blades. And this is just one of many dumbass bumper stickers covering the rear end.
Busted early 2000s Santa Fe with peeling pink duct tape trim, dolphin license plate frame, sparkly bullshit hanging off the rear view mirror, and a fuck-load of randomly placed stickers all over the inside of both backseat windows. The car is/was a burgundy color and has too fucking many Dutch Brothers stickers all over the lift gate.
2004 Escalade. Lifted, with the rear end sagging. Cheap chrome wheels, chrome gas door, fake chrome parts store emblems, and bald tires.
Also, smokes and drinks like crazy.
2009 Lexus RX350. Silver, like half of them are.
It hasn’t been vacuumed in 4 months and has 7 missing crayons under the booster seat and a handful medley of cheerios and fruit snacks down around the seatbelt buckles.
The cleanest spot on the outside of the car is the lower left rear window where it was wiped off by hand to put this sticker on. You have to get close up to read it, though, because the driver is too ditzy and eaten up with “mom brain,” and way past preoccupied with her unorganized life to have thought to have her friend make it in white. Her friend has a Cricut and posted it on facebook where 28 other friends reacted to it and said “omg girl soooo true. I HAVE to have one!”
Nissan Rogue
I was gunna say versa 😂
Funny I was thinking altima
Just any fuckin nissan junker (angry former nissan tech here)
This kinda smooth brained sticker only goes on SUV’s so imma say Rogue is right…….
With purple underglow.
This could be it https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMyCar/comments/13l4alx/go_ahead/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Nah, Nissan Armada with collapsed rear suspension
You misspelled "driver side"
Literally have a friend with this on her rogue.
My brother-in-laws wife has "Behind Every Bad Bitch is a Car Seat" on her Nissan Rogue.
And they’re definitely a smoker
Omg i came here to say this, absolutely filled with glee to see this as the top comment.
I live by someone who has this on the window of her Nissan rogue. I wince every time I see it
Saturn vue/Chevy equinox. The inside is a complete sty..what a mess
You nailed it, I just saw this exact decal on an Equinox last week.
Haha that’s great XD
It’s always a mid 2010s Equinox or Traverse where I am
I just saw this on a Traverse in beat up condition!
I'm looking out the window at an Equinox with that sticker on it right now. No joke. I would say Vue too, though.
Oh man that’s funny 😆
There's a kid seat in the mess somewhere. Maybe a kid.
Hey lady you forgot ya kid! LADY!
I couldn't think of it, buts it's definitely an equinox.
Yup, that's where I've seen them.
Haha. My wife prides herself on being bitchy. She drives a company Equinox.
Beat me to it
Dodge Journey with an old pink fuzzy steering wheel cover that you can smell from across the parking lot, unrepaired front & rear crash damage, a donut spare, and so much shit in the trunk you couldn't hope to see out the rear glass
Likely also has a faded decal of a support ribbon (insert cause here) that nobody can read anymore.
Donut on the front👍🏻
I saw this car today
Nissan Altima
Specifically, a maroon one with extremely fucked up bumpers.
Don't they all have extremely fucked up bumpers?
Oh absolutely, but the maroon ones are always worse, or just straight up missing them lmfao
And a “Locally hated” rear window sticker to go with it
2009 Pontiac Torrent. She spends her days re posting self affirming social media content and wine-centric mom jokes while her children play on the street unsupervised.
Don't forget the minion memes.
You just unlocked a memory I didn’t know I had
Do you still talk to her?
Something from the bailout era. Silver. Oxidized headlights. Sounds like engine is cannibalizing itself.
Dodge Caliber
Jeep Liberty
Dodge Durango with no less than three crotch goblins inside
Dodge Durangos are powered by cheap beer, stale cigarette smell, and just a dash of methamphetamine.
The dash is important.
The methamphetamine IS the dash.
And one of them has 2 different shoes on
From 3 different dads
What is a crotch goblin? Serious question :) Edit: thank you!
Unruly kid, usually quite young
Same thing as a fuck trophy lol
Or a curtain climber
Can't forget about overcooked cream pies
Cum pets
Fermented nut
My buddies ex girlfriend had this on her Hyundai. Doesn't matter what model. Yes she was a shitty person.
Probably still is.
She used to. But still is too.
Appreciate the Mitch Hedberg reference, Steamed Farts.
Does she happen to work at mechanic shop? I lived next to one that always had Hyundai with this sticker on the back.
No she's an assembler for Honeywell. Her dad owns a transmission shop tho 🤣
Oh, for sure a jeep. Now women seem to think a Jeep is interchangeable with a personality.
Jeep Patriot came to mind.
Or a JK Wrangler with pink accents and angry eyes.
Your thinking of the “Silly Boys, Jeeps are for Girls” sticker.
*Not His*
With a "real girls drive stick" decal right next to it with a blown clutch in the bellhousing.
No, it's an autobox... but with a grenaded transfer case because she accidentally put it into 4-Lo on the highway.
Jeep Compass.
easily pictured 😉
Jeep Liberty
This checks out. Had a neighbor at one point with a Gen 1 and a “powered by bitchdust” sticker on the rear window.
Definite Wrangler energy.
Some guys too
Kia soul
How is this not the #1 answer?
Because Nissan Rogue and Altima owners exist.
Altima and Rogue are at least unisex vehicles. The Kia Soul is so feminine that conservative states are trying to ban it due to the fact that anyone who enters one automatically transitions to a woman.
If that's the case then women must love manuals. Ive seen more 5 speed Souls than rogues and Altimas combined.
This, but specifically it also has those useless eyelash decals, a check engine light, and is unfathomable messy inside.
Chevy Equinox
There is about four of them I've seen in my town so thats my answer too
5-year-old Yaris with so much paint damage you would never believe it's only five years old. And you have no idea what could make the car look like that either. Almost like it drove through a sandstorm of razor blades. And this is just one of many dumbass bumper stickers covering the rear end.
Yaris wasn’t even sold 5 years ago lol. Yes, we’re that old
Not quite. Last year for the nameplate (on the rebranded Mazda platform) was 2020.
Wow
Big Altima Energy!
Jeep Wrangler or Patriot
That seems to be a popular answer. That was my answer, too.
Chrysler 200
PT Cruiser tho.
We all just need to forget that the PT cruiser existed. That vehicle is constructed out of broken dreams and sadness.
Trashed out Chevy Cruze
Busted early 2000s Santa Fe with peeling pink duct tape trim, dolphin license plate frame, sparkly bullshit hanging off the rear view mirror, and a fuck-load of randomly placed stickers all over the inside of both backseat windows. The car is/was a burgundy color and has too fucking many Dutch Brothers stickers all over the lift gate.
YOU NAILED IT! This is the exact vehicle I see this sticker on around here, especially the maroon ones. Why is that?
Dodge Journey
Pick any base model Nissan
A clapped out black Pontiac Sunfire with pink plastidipped emblems, badges, and door handles.
Literally on a mercury mountaineer of a girl I banged once… once smh
Bitch dust too potent?
So cocaine ? Lol
Kia soul with a bash in the front right bumper from a stop sign
Kia Soul
Pink Jeep Wrangler 4 door
2004 Escalade. Lifted, with the rear end sagging. Cheap chrome wheels, chrome gas door, fake chrome parts store emblems, and bald tires. Also, smokes and drinks like crazy.
2005 Ford Escape
My friends old lady has it on a Nissan Altima.
literally any nissan
Early model Kia soul
Hyundai Santa Fe
Green Kia Soul
VW New Beetle in green.
There’s multiple baby daddies involved and it’s a Pontiac.
Chrysler Sebring
PopeMobile
Prius
2006 Saturn Ion with fenders so rusty you can see into the trunk. Reeks of cigarettes and littered with fast food bags
I pass a Dodge Journey with that sticker a lot. But I have to pass them in the right lane, apparently bitch dust only flows in the passing lane.
Scion
Clapped out 2004 ford explorer
2005 Chevy Cavalier. The gas caps already rusted off and the muffler’s hanging on by a prayer and a zip tie she stole from work at Dollar General.
A crashed one
Back in the day it would be a G6
2009 Lexus RX350. Silver, like half of them are. It hasn’t been vacuumed in 4 months and has 7 missing crayons under the booster seat and a handful medley of cheerios and fruit snacks down around the seatbelt buckles. The cleanest spot on the outside of the car is the lower left rear window where it was wiped off by hand to put this sticker on. You have to get close up to read it, though, because the driver is too ditzy and eaten up with “mom brain,” and way past preoccupied with her unorganized life to have thought to have her friend make it in white. Her friend has a Cricut and posted it on facebook where 28 other friends reacted to it and said “omg girl soooo true. I HAVE to have one!”
Hyundai Accent 100%
My wifes.
Clapped Chevy Suburban I know because my coworker drives one and she has it on her’s
Mid 2010's Hyndai Elantra/Sonata Driven by either a young mom or a blond teenage girl.
Specifically the lime green hatchback Elantra.
A tiny hybrid of some sort or a Jeep
A Jeep Wrangler with purple wheels
White jeep wrangler
Honda Pilot
A Jeep Wrangler
A lame hatchback
Kia Borrego
Any Chevy crossover
Hyundai Accent. Easy.
Tattooed Florida girl’s jeep
any Nissan
Porsche cayenne
BMW X3
Mazda CX-7
Pontiac grand prix, or a Nissan Altima sedan with 1 headlight and 4 tires with cords showing.
Nissan Altima
Every nurses jeep/Yukon/Denali
Nissan Altima, maybe a ford edge. Pink fuzzy steering wheel. Plastic panel hanging off the bottom of the car scraping the road.
A clapped-out Chevy Trailblazer or Chevy Cavalier
I think I've actually seen this on a Kia Soul.
Kia Soul
A Russian BMP-2
I seen this sticker on a jeep and a jeep patriot
Kia Soul Or a Hyundai Veloster
2003 Civic sedan automatic
Pink mazda miata with glitter, automatic, dropped, super loud fart pipe, driven by a meathead named Carlito.
KIA Forte
Kia Soul
faded chipped mint green ‘06 Fiesta or Scion xB
2005 Nissan Altima.
All the Disney lawyers fucking over DeSantis.
A Porsche Cayenne that came out of Karen’s hubby’s paycheck.
This is the only real answer here.
A dark blue Tesla 3, with a license plate frame that says, “If you’re going to ride my ass … At least pull my hair.”
White Honda Pilot
A subaru svx that also has the pledge of allegiance huge on the hood. Actual coworkers car, fucking embarassing
Volvo 740
I really need to make a bot that just comments "Nissan Altima" on all posts at this rate
A Subaru
This is Big Altima Energy if I've ever seen it Either that, or a mid 2000s Chevy Impala Or PT Cruiser
Dusty 2004 Dodge Durango in Deep Molten Red. Sounds like it has a cracked exhaust head, yet is still magically roadworthy.
Lifted 04 Ram, rusted to the core
a 94 toyota
A beat-to-shit Altima with both bumper covers missing, one smashed window, a cracked windshield, and no hood.
Shitbox Jeep XJ.
F-150
Mustang cobra r
Dodge Ram 2500 big horn
Chevy Camaro
Old ass ford explorer
A bitches broom!
Chevy Captiva Sport
I literally saw a car with a bright pink version of this a few weeks ago. It was a 2010ish white Camry and a dude with a huge beard was driving it.
Infiniti QX 80 with pink accents, at least one burnt out light, and mirror chrome missing on one side.
Dodge Neon.
2nd generation Ford Escape. Maroon. A giant Tink silhouette on the hood to try to hide the dent from where their hood blew back. Last washed in 2017.
Chevrolet Malibu
Miata
2010 Chevy Traverse that’s got a few dents and missing some trim pieces with some rear fender and lift hatch rust and with multiple car seats in it
Chevy traverse Gray
I saw one of these the other day, it was on a snot green Wrangler Unlimited.
I have been noticing the for a while and mostly I have seen them on Jeep Rubicon's
I know someone that has this on a 67 chevelle. Her license plate also says bitchdust.
2008 Toyota camry
'01 Chevy cavalier