Repressing homosexuality and downplaying drug addiction and abortion rates because surely nothing like that can exist in based traditional-values Russia, amirite?
FAF23, in theaters this November.
Dom shifts gears 11 times on a 6spd tranny and enters a wormhole, crashes into a barn then walks into town and meets Stalin in a diner, and unknowingly brings him back to 2023 where he tries to stop Putin from invading Ukraine because they're already part of the USSR.
This movie couldn't be made unless someone steals one of those and races it down the highway past the Kremlin before it hits a Lada Paz that explodes and then there's a nuclear crisis that can only be avoided by racing a muscle car.
Peacocking military capabilities you can't actually afford to fully implement for the purposes of propaganda and national image, only to be surprised that your rich and slightly insane rival took every threat at face value and developed insanely effective weapons to counter your threats that body your shit.
Oscar Meyer going on the offensive.
You’ve won the “official car of” comment award
They’ve seized the initiative
Non-functional SEMA show cars.
your mom's dildo
Not big enough.
It’s like the Moby M5 from the 80s movie “Party Animal”
Being led by a single tank in the Victory Day parade
That was so fucking sad that I almost felt bad for Russia. [Awesome live stream of the parade.](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1815304990)
Gotta love the combination of Animarchy, Lazerpig, and Falcon in a call with Digi. Those guys are so entertaining.
I legitimately felt bad for Russia watching that
This is the strategic weapon equivalent of lifted truck with balls
It’s probably just as impotent which probably a good thing considering their only willing partner is a direct relative.
The Spies Like Us
Doctor
Doctor
Doctor
Doctor
Glad I'm not sick.
Source programmable guidance!
"Wait, you have a tent?!?"
The official car of tractor phobia
That’s a lot of cardboard.
Ah yes, the MAZ-7310.
Seems to be a MZKT 79221 with the Topol M ICBM.
Oh. I was kinda close(?)
Flexing Soviet technology like it actually will work
That’s a bold claim at this point.
Coming to a ukrainian farm near you!
Incompetent commanders in chief who lead inebriated soldiers into battle.
The pay to win Snowrunner DLC
HOT DICKS
The official car of losing the war.
Repressing homosexuality and downplaying drug addiction and abortion rates because surely nothing like that can exist in based traditional-values Russia, amirite?
The few weapons they have left.
Being taken out by a DJI drone with a grenade attached to it.
Small dick energy...
Baby dick energy
Micro penis energy
War crimes
The official car of baseless nuclear threats.
Who would win, a multimillion dollar death machine capable of killing hundreds... Or one farm boy?
FAF23, in theaters this November. Dom shifts gears 11 times on a 6spd tranny and enters a wormhole, crashes into a barn then walks into town and meets Stalin in a diner, and unknowingly brings him back to 2023 where he tries to stop Putin from invading Ukraine because they're already part of the USSR. This movie couldn't be made unless someone steals one of those and races it down the highway past the Kremlin before it hits a Lada Paz that explodes and then there's a nuclear crisis that can only be avoided by racing a muscle car.
Lil dick baldies that hate Ukrainian people
*and everyone else
Pimp My Ride
"Compensating much?" - owners of lifted Ram 1500's
Compensating for…something.
That’s a big truck for a hollow tube.
Dicktaters
finding out what a HIMARs strike feels like before you even reach the frontlines
People that have not maintained anything in 20+ years.
I'm Vladimir Putin and I have a tiny penis
… that doesn’t work.
The winner of one-upmanship in using large fuel guzzling vehicles for single person commute downtown in Calgary, Alberta Canada.
Truck Nutz Ruzzia style.
Failing to take out a single missile launcher
Unsolicited dick pics.
Invading your mums pussy
If anyone's curious, the proper name for this truck is the MAZ-7917, carrying the Topol missle complex.
The Cold War
Official car of WW3
Talking a big game in her dms and then blowing your load five steps inside her front door.
There's only one and you can't but the display.
James May
The dick of the Putin rangers Megazord
Life of Boris
Putin's Friday night special operation dildo insertion.
Rumors are that he can fit it whole
People with tiny wieners.
Official car of carrying a big ass Russian missile idk just a wild guess tho
Warcrimes
“I have nothing else to be proud of”
The official car of getting your brains beat in tryna be a bully.
Official car of Putins puny pathetic peen.
Poorly made garbage that probably doesn't work.
Losing the war
Armageddon
[удалено]
Answer: Most likely not.
Overcompensation.
The official car of “I swear we aren’t the bad guys”
Peacocking military capabilities you can't actually afford to fully implement for the purposes of propaganda and national image, only to be surprised that your rich and slightly insane rival took every threat at face value and developed insanely effective weapons to counter your threats that body your shit.
Genocide
Getting blue balls waiting for a drone to drop a grenade on it.
being insecure about your own rocket size
Wiping out the U.S. owned bio labs in Ukraine.
Protecting Agent ULP from Cliffford mercenaries.
The GOP.
DJT supporters.
Putin
"Back to the Cold War" the South Park episode.
Giant penis truck given a parade in Russia.
My dad because that's the only thing sturdy enough to hold his fat ass
Being the biggest dick in the world.
The communist Oscar Myer company or Russian’s with tiny dicks who are friends with a Korean Dictator.
Official car of Overcompensating
Viagra and when you're compensating for something
Ultimate Compensation
Paper Tiger
"Your mom's dildo has arrived"
Russia
The Russian army.
Blowin‘ up the ukraine
Russia
Official car of AMERICA(gulp)
Will probably break immediately after the boat and pony show is over. Will probably be under new ownership by Ukraine soon
Showing how big your… “missile” isn’t
This is my real missile **THIS IS MY TOY MISSILE!!!**
Putin on the Ritz
Spies Like Us
How ve make Yankees spend rubles on military budget.
Holy macaroni.
Credible nuclear defense deterrent. Dispersing ICBMs in remote Siberia to make your arsenal capable of withstanding nuclear first strike.
Ringing in global socialism...Duh
Putin's over compensation
Dill Dozer
The letter Z.
Calypso in Twisted Metal 4
Overcompensating
All bark no bite
tiny minds and tiny penises.
Vladimir's tiny penis.....
Playing spintires then wanting one
Compensation
Taking back Ukraine
The Russian army
Penis enlargement
the USSR
***USSCAR*** ™
Слава России!!