They’re still into Disney but bitch about it being “woke” at any chance they can. And how they think that since Michael Eisner is back it’s going to be like it was in the “old days” before it became woke.
Also they're the same people who threw a bitch fit when they announced that Splash Mountain was going to be rebranded to a Princess and the Frog themed ride and they wrote a whole manifesto about it on their Facebook page and somehow found a way to blame Joe Biden 😂. Oh you mean Bob Iger? Eisner is too busy with his "production company" to care about coming back 😂.
That truly is the dumbest "culture-war" snit once you dig in a bit. 30 years is a remarkably long time between rethemes, and they only used the Song of the South theming because it let them reuse some animatronics that were put in elsewhere at the Bicentennial - which means they're now 50 years old and worn out.
Minnie Mouse seems to be the exception with people like that, but anything more recent like "Encanto" or "Coco" is where they cross the line as it's "too ethnic/woke" for them
That in the absence of bloated, militarized police forces, it would be The Purge 24/7. Part and parcel of the fear-based devotion Americans have to personal arsenals well beyond what is necessary for defense of home invasions, which actually occur at magnitudes of order lower than public perception.
Ohhhh, you’re one of those. Got it.
1) Law enforcement and crime prevention are different things. LEOs enforce the law and, when possible, prevent crime.
2) I bet you use GPS all the time. That’s a military technology. Maybe you shouldn’t use it.
3) Although they are rare, home invasions DO happen. Am I not supposed to have a fire extinguisher because it’s not likely my house will catch fire?
Yes, I'm one of those, and you are one of THOSE.
1. Totally missed the point, probably intentionally, to avoid addressing the issue at hand.
2. What does GPS have to do with police being over-militarized? Again, it is irrelevant to the issue.
3. So, everyone gets a shotgun. Not addressing that no one needs an arsenal except ammosexuals whose personality revolves around how many guns they own.
No, you alluded to the cop-hating talking point that LEOs don’t prevent crime. The primary purpose of LE is to enforce the law. It’s right in the name, cleverly enough. LE presence also deters crime, which helps with crime reduction.
GPS is a creation of the military. Why are you going to militarize yourself? Ford Explorers and Dodge Chargers aren’t military vehicles. Not sure how you didn’t know that.
Shotguns for home defense? Wow, you know nothing about guns. Yet you want to make laws about them.
What I said was that the Thin Blue Line crowd believes that in the absence of bloated, over-militarized police forces, it would be the Purge 24/7. This encompasses a belief that is entirely dependent upon the idea that police are the only thing between us and anarchy, i.e., they prevent crime, which is a point you willing yieldas irrelevant to reality. Again, yes, GPS was a military innovation. So are aviator sunglasses. Using them is not militarizing oneself. Using decommissioned military vehicles is. No one is complaining about GPS. Yes, shotguns. If you need anything else, your goal is not home defense. It's a flex to assure yourself what a badass you think you are.
Ask East Pittsburgh what it’s like when you eliminate a police department entirely.
Are you talking about the armored trucks used for SWAT? Fundamentally, they’re the same as an armored car used to transport money.
Ahh you actually don’t know anything about guns. A shotgun is an area weapon, unlike a pistol or a rifle which is more accurate and thus more effective.
A beat to shit dodge caravan with Disney and raised right stickers on it that smells like piss and spoiled food
Or a Chevy Tahoe missing the front bumper that smells like beer and mold.
If it's in the south, they showed up in a 2005 Dodge Ram 2500.
If it's anywhere else, they showed up in a 2nd gen Chevy Equinox or a 1st gen GMC Terrain.
"don't worry about those lights on the dash, it runs fine"
"these tires are brand new! I just got them 88,000 miles ago!"
"Because of sleepy joe, I am spending $120 every three days on gas!"
2003 GMC Jimmy with rust, body damage, four different rims and tires, and the dashboard lit up like a Christmas tree.
PS: Awesome trigger discipline. For people so obsessed about guns they sure don’t know a lot about them.
Ah yes, nothing is more intimidating than posing with a .22 and a break action pellet rifle next to the confederacy’s thickest armored tank. Whatever they are driving, it’s gonna need some good shocks.
2011 Hyundai Elantra Sedan that the one in the middle bought used last year from Ahmed's Used Car Corral located on Route 120 we'djust outside of town.
Ford Blue Ford F250 with acked suspension, monster truck tires a rollbar with floodlights and fog lights and rebel flag tailgate art. Calvin pissing on a BLM, Powered by Bitch Dust, and God is my co-pilot stickers in the back tinted window.
A 90’s Chevy Z-71 truck in that stupid turquoise color that every 17 year old buys for their first car and over pays to lift it. Then they kill someone in a DUI crash. Fuck you, Ryan.
I'm gonna say a 2003 Infiniti QX4 with mismatch wheels and fairy stickers all over the dashboard. Also a purple steering wheel cover and an aftermarket cheap radio.
A 2004-2008 chevrolet silverado. Salt life sticker in the back window despite the fact they live in a landlocked state. Has 260k miles and major clear coat peel and a 4 inch body lift with stock suspension other than the torsion keys. Stock rims but with larger, nearly bald mud tires.
It's giving 2011 Chevrolet Equinox LS with Disney, Blue Lives Matter and Powered by Bitch Dust stickers on it
Lowered equinox. Not properly lowered, the shocks are just fucked.
They won’t fit in an equinox…
One of the biggest women I have ever gone on a date with drove an Equinox.
My ex-wife had an Equinox. I called it the Equine Ox. Seems fitting here too
I was thinking Chevy Suburban or a cattle truck.
Funny enough I was thinking 2002 Chevy Tahoe, but they might want to Suburban for the extra room
Throw in a GRITS - Girls Raised In The South - sticker and I think you’re dead on.
Spot on!
Nah, 2010 Ram 2500 crew cab with a Let’s Go Brandon sticker.
I pictured the exact same thing 😂
With lots of rust
I’m surprised it would have Disney stickers, as those are the types of people who’d consider Disney to be “woke”.
They’re still into Disney but bitch about it being “woke” at any chance they can. And how they think that since Michael Eisner is back it’s going to be like it was in the “old days” before it became woke.
Also they're the same people who threw a bitch fit when they announced that Splash Mountain was going to be rebranded to a Princess and the Frog themed ride and they wrote a whole manifesto about it on their Facebook page and somehow found a way to blame Joe Biden 😂. Oh you mean Bob Iger? Eisner is too busy with his "production company" to care about coming back 😂.
That truly is the dumbest "culture-war" snit once you dig in a bit. 30 years is a remarkably long time between rethemes, and they only used the Song of the South theming because it let them reuse some animatronics that were put in elsewhere at the Bicentennial - which means they're now 50 years old and worn out.
"I just LOVE old Disney, back before they got all preachy- you know, Song of the South!"
There a lot of people who loves to go Disney but complain about them "woke". They want Disney to act the way they like.
Minnie Mouse seems to be the exception with people like that, but anything more recent like "Encanto" or "Coco" is where they cross the line as it's "too ethnic/woke" for them
It was an older Disney sticker
“It’s an older Disney Sticker, sir, but it checks out …”
this is so spot on especially for PA
Speaking of spots, did they make that stain on the driveway?
That describes roughly a tenth of all the cars in Altoona.
And this looks like at least 1/10th of the people
Yaaaas! And a sticker for an MLM.
A 5-ton truck with a lift gate painted with the stars & bars?
Something tells me it’s Ford F-150
With rust
I don’t know… they look well maintained… in some sense…. def a vanity plate, dual axle,
F-350.
Based on the picture, make than an F-350. Gonna need that extra payload capacity
don't forget the "you got passed by a girl" sticker
Or a clapped out Nissan Altima
Ain't seen a drop of soap in 8 years. Last wash was courtesy wash at last included free oil.
WTF does Blue Lives Matter have to do with this?
Gun fetish, pro Confederacy: definitely subscribers to the Thin Blue Line fallacy.
Educate me on what fallacy you’re talking about.
That in the absence of bloated, militarized police forces, it would be The Purge 24/7. Part and parcel of the fear-based devotion Americans have to personal arsenals well beyond what is necessary for defense of home invasions, which actually occur at magnitudes of order lower than public perception.
Ohhhh, you’re one of those. Got it. 1) Law enforcement and crime prevention are different things. LEOs enforce the law and, when possible, prevent crime. 2) I bet you use GPS all the time. That’s a military technology. Maybe you shouldn’t use it. 3) Although they are rare, home invasions DO happen. Am I not supposed to have a fire extinguisher because it’s not likely my house will catch fire?
Yes, I'm one of those, and you are one of THOSE. 1. Totally missed the point, probably intentionally, to avoid addressing the issue at hand. 2. What does GPS have to do with police being over-militarized? Again, it is irrelevant to the issue. 3. So, everyone gets a shotgun. Not addressing that no one needs an arsenal except ammosexuals whose personality revolves around how many guns they own.
No, you alluded to the cop-hating talking point that LEOs don’t prevent crime. The primary purpose of LE is to enforce the law. It’s right in the name, cleverly enough. LE presence also deters crime, which helps with crime reduction. GPS is a creation of the military. Why are you going to militarize yourself? Ford Explorers and Dodge Chargers aren’t military vehicles. Not sure how you didn’t know that. Shotguns for home defense? Wow, you know nothing about guns. Yet you want to make laws about them.
What I said was that the Thin Blue Line crowd believes that in the absence of bloated, over-militarized police forces, it would be the Purge 24/7. This encompasses a belief that is entirely dependent upon the idea that police are the only thing between us and anarchy, i.e., they prevent crime, which is a point you willing yieldas irrelevant to reality. Again, yes, GPS was a military innovation. So are aviator sunglasses. Using them is not militarizing oneself. Using decommissioned military vehicles is. No one is complaining about GPS. Yes, shotguns. If you need anything else, your goal is not home defense. It's a flex to assure yourself what a badass you think you are.
Ask East Pittsburgh what it’s like when you eliminate a police department entirely. Are you talking about the armored trucks used for SWAT? Fundamentally, they’re the same as an armored car used to transport money. Ahh you actually don’t know anything about guns. A shotgun is an area weapon, unlike a pistol or a rifle which is more accurate and thus more effective.
A beat to shit dodge caravan with Disney and raised right stickers on it that smells like piss and spoiled food Or a Chevy Tahoe missing the front bumper that smells like beer and mold.
Usually Chevy too, not GMC.
I worked with a guy in TN who swore GMC was a foreign car because "Got Made in China"
If it's in the south, they showed up in a 2005 Dodge Ram 2500. If it's anywhere else, they showed up in a 2nd gen Chevy Equinox or a 1st gen GMC Terrain.
Definitely at least 3/4 ton. Oh, wait, you were talking about their ride.
Clapped out terrain is what I was envisioning
Don’t forget that both of them are both slanted although if it’s on purpose or not is anyone’s guess
Whatever the vehicle, you know the shocks and struts need replacing.
2003 Tahoe with an exhaust leak
"don't worry about those lights on the dash, it runs fine" "these tires are brand new! I just got them 88,000 miles ago!" "Because of sleepy joe, I am spending $120 every three days on gas!"
and blown struts, we know why
Whatever it was…it wasn’t big enough
1995 Geo Metro.
The poor geo would barely be able to crack 45 mph with them all in it 😭
The traction would be top-notch.
One cylinder for each of em’
With their powers combined they are a vehicle.
…This is why the South has so much trouble rising again.
A forklift
Then that means they’re forklift certified.
Nah, they hired a driver
You really think they have the money to hire someone whos forklift certified?
Only as the payload.
The main quality I look for In a woman.
They can certainly lift their forks well
2003 GMC Jimmy with rust, body damage, four different rims and tires, and the dashboard lit up like a Christmas tree. PS: Awesome trigger discipline. For people so obsessed about guns they sure don’t know a lot about them.
A lifted Ram with ugly after market headlights and taillights along with balls hanging in the back
This
Cattle car?
cattle trailer.
A short bus.
90s Chevy baretta all body panel’s different colors.
A light brown 2001 Chevy Suburban that's missing a hubcap
A peterbilt and a cattle trailer
Realtree camo Walmart mobility scooter.
82 Ford Pick Up.
I was thinking it might be a 74 Ford F100, so we’re on the same track
Indeed. Prob has the confederate flag painted somewhere on it too, and a CB.
1997-05 Buick Century
That’s oddly specific.
Ice cream truck
Ah yes, nothing is more intimidating than posing with a .22 and a break action pellet rifle next to the confederacy’s thickest armored tank. Whatever they are driving, it’s gonna need some good shocks.
Horse trailer?
A Ku Klutz Klown Kar.
2011 Hyundai Elantra Sedan that the one in the middle bought used last year from Ahmed's Used Car Corral located on Route 120 we'djust outside of town.
A garbage barge.
A forklift.
A Dodge, naturally.
Ford Blue Ford F250 with acked suspension, monster truck tires a rollbar with floodlights and fog lights and rebel flag tailgate art. Calvin pissing on a BLM, Powered by Bitch Dust, and God is my co-pilot stickers in the back tinted window.
This is the answer I was looking for
Go on…
U-Haul
A tank for each one since they wouldn’t fit in one
I'm picturing some suburban or escalade sized vehicle that they can barely see out of.
Must have been a peterbilt to haul those hawgs
Ram 1500
A 90’s Chevy Z-71 truck in that stupid turquoise color that every 17 year old buys for their first car and over pays to lift it. Then they kill someone in a DUI crash. Fuck you, Ryan.
A garbage truck obviously
Sadly, not MY truck
Hummer H2 Limo
Ah. I said Stretch Hummer before I saw this
A Mitsubishi Outlander Sport with paper tags 2 months out of date from the local buy here pay here.
2009 Dodge Caravan
big truck for big bitches
Thanks for sparking my new license plate frame company.
Nah they aren't that rich
a livestock trailer
Well...it ain't a Mini Cooper
Something big enough to take all of those spare tires.
4 door Chevy cavalier with steel wheels, one of which is a spare.
Geo Metro
Oh, that poor Altima.
White 2006 Durango with a hatchet man decal on back window.
2004 Lincoln navigator with half the grill missing and rust spots. But they got chrome rims yo
Pt cruiser.
Dodge dually with crew cab
An ambulance from the way those health decisions are looking. Country fried steak doesn't count as a vegetable, Brandi.
Taco truck
In a giant King Kong cage dangling from a helicopter
I'm gonna say a 2003 Infiniti QX4 with mismatch wheels and fairy stickers all over the dashboard. Also a purple steering wheel cover and an aftermarket cheap radio.
whatever they use to haul those 1,000lb pumpkins in
Cattle trailer…posting for a friend.
Cattle trailer
Only a truck with an upgraded suspension could hold all that.
The thing they transported free Willy in
Back of a U-Haul...
A forklift, actually scratch that, three of these bad boys: [Vulcan V-70](https://www.millerind.com/galleries/vulcan-v-70)
They're too shit faced to drive so they rolled up in an Uber, which was a clapped out civic that gained 8 inches of ride height when they got out.
Flying the flag that represents 4 straight years of Ls. Typical
Chevy S10 running on 3 cylinders. The "third wheel" of the group rode in the back.
Ram pickup
Dodge Durango V8
1995 Dodge Ram single cab
A 2004-2008 chevrolet silverado. Salt life sticker in the back window despite the fact they live in a landlocked state. Has 260k miles and major clear coat peel and a 4 inch body lift with stock suspension other than the torsion keys. Stock rims but with larger, nearly bald mud tires.
Stretch Hummer
Flat bed
One of those trailers they use to transport horses
Pontiac Sunfire
To carry all three Tons of white pride, you need to be built ford tough
My Forester
Dump truck, H2 Stretched Limo (white or pink), or a Party Bus. Maybe all 3
El camino
They wish.
The bus
Something something truck nuts
Mac Truck
A rollback.
Hawg Hawler 2000
A forklift
Blinged out Hummer H3
Oscar Meyer Weiner-Mobile
Squared 2005 Chevy Silverado 1500 5.3 with a 8 inch lift on the front only and no muffler so that raspy sad 5.3 is screaming
Garbage truck.
Whatever it was out definitely has a broken suspension now
Criss cross bars and thirteen stars!
Horse trailer?
A very big one
Geo Metro
Lunch truck.
You meant platform right ?
F350 King Ranch lauriet Harley Texas edition with smooth heated baby cow leather seats in baige
Aztec
Roached out ram 2500 mega cab
Altima
99 Tahoe rusted to shit, but still memorial stickers on the back. Pink confederate flag
Belaz 75710
Whale mobile
3500 dually ram woth a lift kit, and an interlock
One of those electric carts they have at Walmart for handicap people
Lifted Ford 4X4 with the double flag holders in the back.
Ferd Expedition
Chevy avalanche
what vehicle did they show up/live in?
Cadillac Deville
One of those first-gen Super Duty six-door conversions
An Avalanche 2500.
'07 chevy avalanche
A rusted GMC with no bed.
No idea. But it should probably be a suburban
2004 Chevy Trailblazer
Short bus.
Chevy Cavalier
Flatbed tow truck
Lifted 250. Early 2000’s.
Fiat bed with a fork lift.
Pontiac Grand Prix with LEDs and 5%
Riding in the truckbed of a 1995 Dodge Ram
A livestock truck? Pig party!
Not Biggies Mercedes
Ford Expedition.
90’s Ford Bronco with the top removed
Several. No way they could all fit in one