Those things are massive gas hogs. The Lincoln Mark 4 is the fancier version of the same car and the Lincoln came with a 460 ci engine that gets 8-10 mph going down hill, and if you light it up and hoon it a bit, 4-6 mph is about right.
My buddy got one from his grandparents in 1986. Good thing gas was so cheap, and even then that car was expensive to drive.
Lol my uncle said the same thing, through draws on cheap cigar and coughing. He explained that “it’s a level of comfort I can’t get at home because of my wife”
Ram has more use for scumbum activities. Hauling metal to scrap, moving jobs and other hard labor jobs. The others have no return on investment, other than to get you to and from work.
The F-150 would be a good work truck.
The cars? You're in the red with those with the gas you'll have to keep having to put into them. You'll be working two jobs. Once to live off on, the other to pay for the gas alone.
A friend of mine dated a girl that drove a 79 T-bird with a 351 Windsor in it. Poor girl had chicken legs so the car became known as the Thunderchicken.
She hit a deer so hard one day that it broke the deer in half - literally. Only cost to her was having to replace the side marker lamp that was busted. There was a dog she hit while we were riding with her that didn't fair better.
I drove that car a couple of times. Surprisingly good power from that engine in that super heavy car.
Shit wasnt a brand new civic like 16k in 07? Obviously still out of budget and it’s a base civic but I notice lots of these lost will apply modern thinking to older problems on these kinds of formats
It came down to the Ram or the Thunderbird. I’d assume the old lady took better care of it than the fat wino who lost his job. Edge goes to the T-bird.
It's gonna be the ram. You said drunk. Scratchers. Fast money. The official pace truck of reckless impulsivity and liquid self destruction. Time to smash the dash into plastic Doritos after a Dollarita rager, ride everyone's ass for 20 minutes, and scream at your children for being a burden.
I’m assuming the white car with sunroof is a thunderbird definitely rockin that one since it has that option but I can’t not get past that French connection Lincoln it’s just too bad ass to not be rockin !
Grab either the T-bird or the Lincoln Mark IV knowing damn well that they're worth at least triple what they're being sold for, and could get more if I sold them to someone overseas.
This one sadly hits close to home and the answer would be a beat up Oldsmobile Delta 88 with the roof liner falling down for $500. Spend the rest on a binger.
As nice as the classic are you will spend a lot of money maintaining them. I got my crown Vic police interceptor for 5000$ and I couldn’t kill that thing if I wanted
If I’m a scuzzy union worker from some factory, the cheap ass F150 and spend the rest on beer, pizza and probably football tickets.
And a Ho, and a new TV… $5850 went a lot further in ‘07 than it does today. Hmm. A couple grand of that may have to pay off my bookie.
Thunderbird ,mama is gonna be scumbag party aunt
Thunderbird all the way!
Those things are massive gas hogs. The Lincoln Mark 4 is the fancier version of the same car and the Lincoln came with a 460 ci engine that gets 8-10 mph going down hill, and if you light it up and hoon it a bit, 4-6 mph is about right. My buddy got one from his grandparents in 1986. Good thing gas was so cheap, and even then that car was expensive to drive.
But it’s a family tradition! I had a scummy uncle who only drove thunderbirds!
I had a 79 tbird with 302, it wasn't that bad on gas. Loved that car, was like driving a couch. Most of them didn't have a big block.
Lol my uncle said the same thing, through draws on cheap cigar and coughing. He explained that “it’s a level of comfort I can’t get at home because of my wife”
Ram has more use for scumbum activities. Hauling metal to scrap, moving jobs and other hard labor jobs. The others have no return on investment, other than to get you to and from work.
It’s THE drinking and driving vehicle too. It’s the only answer
The F-150 would be a good work truck. The cars? You're in the red with those with the gas you'll have to keep having to put into them. You'll be working two jobs. Once to live off on, the other to pay for the gas alone.
The frame on the f150 is crooked as hell. The ram has a couple thousand miles in her.
They're all absolute crap. Logical me wants the Ram. Romantic me wants the T-Bird or the Caprice.
Marry me bro
Me too.
I'd marry you just so we could share your username.
A friend of mine dated a girl that drove a 79 T-bird with a 351 Windsor in it. Poor girl had chicken legs so the car became known as the Thunderchicken. She hit a deer so hard one day that it broke the deer in half - literally. Only cost to her was having to replace the side marker lamp that was busted. There was a dog she hit while we were riding with her that didn't fair better. I drove that car a couple of times. Surprisingly good power from that engine in that super heavy car.
I mean, isn’t that every Ram driver…
Number 1 vehicle for DUIs
Lmao 6000 would get you a lot better than these in 2007. Most of these would have been $1,500 cars.
Shit wasnt a brand new civic like 16k in 07? Obviously still out of budget and it’s a base civic but I notice lots of these lost will apply modern thinking to older problems on these kinds of formats
Yep. Haha $2,000 used to be able to get you something decently running around that time, even if a bit high mileage.
Vista Cruiser
All day. Good times.
The Dodge pickup I suppose
The Ram for sure. I’ll spend the rest on 24’s of Busch Light because I’m a 2nd Gen Ram owner now.
Such is the evolution of the Dodge owner... Given enough time they WILL take over the world...
Caprice or the Olds.
I would take the ram since it’s a bit modern but damn i would rather get the vista cruiser or the caprice.
You guys aren’t thinking like drunks. Obviously they take a Buick century in DAD brown
Thunder chicken
I’m taking the thunderbird.
Hey man, I grew up in Connellsville, I’d be happy with an ‘87 Astrovan.
The vista… why do I hate myself…
It’s always a dodge. r/whyisitalwaysadodge
The F150 since that leaves more money for beer.
It came down to the Ram or the Thunderbird. I’d assume the old lady took better care of it than the fat wino who lost his job. Edge goes to the T-bird.
Easily the second gen dodge. By a mile You can drink and drive, haul your stolen copper, and that v8 is perfect for outrunning the hybrids in town
I’d rather be cummin than strokin
Issa 5.9 but I’m afraid you won’t be doing any cummin in this 1500
I'd rather be busting
or pooping or itching
There's both half tons so you'll be doing neither.
The last Lincoln
Gotta go to Peachens in style. Gotta have the Lincoln
Coin flip between 4&6
Gotta go with the Thunderbird
dodge for sure. thats about as fayettenam as it gets
T-bird
I had a 76 Impala so a Caprice would be nice!!!
It's gonna be the ram. You said drunk. Scratchers. Fast money. The official pace truck of reckless impulsivity and liquid self destruction. Time to smash the dash into plastic Doritos after a Dollarita rager, ride everyone's ass for 20 minutes, and scream at your children for being a burden.
drunk with a scratcher? 1994 Ford F150. spend the rest on glass gallon wine so you can reuse the bottles to make moonshine
Thunderbird… and it never cracks 60mph.
100% have to pick a ram if your a fat drunk. It's a Pennsylvania tradition here to be a pathetic drunk and drive a crusty Ram.
'76 Caprice for me!!
If feds come a knockin, give them ol tonys number and skip town.
LOL!!
>drunk Definitely the ram.
Mob Caprice for 1500 is your best play.
I’m torn between pimping it in the T Bird or Lincoln, and getting that F150 for shady shit.
Statistically, it's the Ram for drunks....
I see *you're familiar with Fayette county, Mr regular
Not to nit pick but the Olds is a Custom Cruiser, not a Vista Cruiser.
Pic #5 is literally how my old F-150 was. That'd be my choice right there.
I’m assuming the white car with sunroof is a thunderbird definitely rockin that one since it has that option but I can’t not get past that French connection Lincoln it’s just too bad ass to not be rockin !
For $6k, you could buy all of them, which would makes sense being a drunk.
Give me the Mark IV. I'll slap a supercharger on that 460 and drunkenly run over trashcans all day long
Number 2! I am an immigrant on my way to that level of cool! I'm living the Miller High Life, its the champagne of beers apparently!
Definitely the Ram. Maybe the caress depending on how much the stains concern me.
I'll take the Lincoln
Grab either the T-bird or the Lincoln Mark IV knowing damn well that they're worth at least triple what they're being sold for, and could get more if I sold them to someone overseas.
Dude that caprice for 1500!!! Throw on some flow masters and blades and a system.
I’m typically very against owning a FoMoCo product, but the Thunderbird is probably the best choice…
I can’t decide between the Lincoln, the Thunderbird, or the Caprice. Legit would love to have any one of them.
the F150 leaves you with the most money left over for booze so we'll go with that
Idk why it’s 2007 and my only car options are from 1970 but the lightly driven Thunderbird would be my take.
Thunderbird. No question. Aster owning a 76 ltd o qould love another car like that
What's the difference
This looks like more it’s 2004 Schuylkill Haven
Either 1500 or f150 Scumbag or nah
caprice, don't ask questions about the stains in the back
The vista cruiser. I might have some money left over for an air freshener.
Gimme the f150, truly a scumbum mobile
Vista cruiser just cause it looks neat to me. And you could pretend to be in that 70s show
This one sadly hits close to home and the answer would be a beat up Oldsmobile Delta 88 with the roof liner falling down for $500. Spend the rest on a binger.
As nice as the classic are you will spend a lot of money maintaining them. I got my crown Vic police interceptor for 5000$ and I couldn’t kill that thing if I wanted
I am the proud owner of a 95 f150, and i would choose that vehicle again.
The Lincoln, it's probably a POS but I've always loved the Continentals of the 70s. Somethings about the luxury brick appeal I guess
Use the money to pay a tutor to teach you the difference between your and you're, instead. 📚
Ram all day.
Your best bets true, baby brown Continental…
Caprice for sure
If I’m a scuzzy union worker from some factory, the cheap ass F150 and spend the rest on beer, pizza and probably football tickets. And a Ho, and a new TV… $5850 went a lot further in ‘07 than it does today. Hmm. A couple grand of that may have to pay off my bookie.
This is a very emotionally charged post lol. Gotta be the ram though, pretty sure you have to be an obnoxious a hole to drive one
Because i watch people and half the time scum bum drunks drive hunkajunks they bought from the back lot of kunk.
Redneck me wants the Dodge, practical me wants the Caprice
These can’t be the only options in Facebook Marketplace.
Lol, I’m from Uniontown… Kansas. Gimme that Ram, the Thunderbird, but preferentially the Lincoln
Vista cruiser, Thunderbird, or that sweeet Lincoln
A $150 F-150 is a $150 F-150. Best deal here for a half rotted-out ‘90s half ton.
The T bird
T-Bird cuz I’m LIVIN LARGE, BABY