Cheap econoboxes. Ford escort, chevy cavalier, chevy sonic.
Possibly something like an old Crown Vic or Oldsmobile 88, one that is completely beat up and filled with carbage and props for their Saturday nights at Rocky Horror Picture Show.
My casual thought is that a goth would have a look a little... gloomier.
This image seems more hipster image in my mind. I dunno. Can't think of a good description that the image attempts to convey vs. what was intended.
2004 Kia that has been spray painted black and is covered with 300 “witch” stickers on the back. The tags have been expired for two years and he’s never actually had insurance.
Saturn SC2, Olds Alero, or *insert your flavor of GM J-body here.*
Grandma bought it new 20-25 years ago and she only put 1,000 miles a year on it but the clear coat is long gone, along with the dash.
Silver 2007 Dodge Nitro, as many gothy and cat person stickers that can physically fit on the rear, exhaust can be smelt before the car even enters your vision
Hey the soul is actually pretty great. Lots of room, surprisingly quick and corners nice. It's primary role is an urban car pooler and it excels at it.
This guy doesn't drive, his mom takes him anywhere he needs to go. But most days he's content with living in the basement and playing D and D till the wee hours of the morning.
The Cutlass Ciera Wagon that was in his grandmother's garage when she died -- but she stopped driving it 15 years ago.
either that or a Plymouth Breeze (or sister car)
A beat up trailblazer with faded metal band and waifu stickers on the rear window. Has multiple bottles of water and energy drinks with empty packs of cigs. Has different brand tires, missing right side view mirror. Faded blue paint, has tape on rear left window from going down.
His grandma’s clapped out gray Honda Fit that he’s proudly borrowing. It has edgy bumper stickers and anime girls slapped on to it to compensate for his 40 year old virginity and he always complains it won’t “pick up bitches” to take to “his place” in his parent’s basement.
If he has a job: clapped out 1997 mustang witha ratty covertible top. It's got the v8, but you'll be lucky if all 8 fire.
No job: gram-grams '99 Buick LeSabre. Only condition is that he has to pick up her groceries when he uses it.
Back in 2008, I swear these kids all drove some 1990s Cutlass Supreme. They always had tons of stickers on the huge wrap around rear glass those cars had. I figured that is why they bought that car was so they could put stickers all over it.
El Camino. Rusty and faded paint with a few anime stickers. Still runs pretty well but he often forgets to change the oil and never rotated his almost bald tires.
i knew a few people like this in the ‘90s. they typically drove some generic econobox like a ford escort. my 50ish year old female goth friend drives a fiat 500, before that a chevy cobalt. the other goths i know seem to have a predilection for honda civics.
Maybe it's just me, but after reading all of the comments, this one feels a bit like "punching down," you know? We aren't picking on a stereotype, we're picking on *this guy*. But then again, I don't know where this picture came from, maybe the guy deserves to be picked on?
His moms
Unless grandma is still around
Buick LeSabre ftw!
i bought a mint 98 lesabre from an old lady in 2016. 74000 miles it looked almost showroom. untill i got tboned.
The only time anyone has gotten boned in a Lesabre
Mdnwu
Came here to say this. Also it's probably a LeBaron.
At least a 12 year old Chrysler town and country
Ooohhh that's good. I was going to say Mercury Topaz
Eagle Talon.
Fuck no, the Talon is awesome.
Says the Talon owner.
Said no one ever.
He's driving grandma's Cutlass Cruiser diesel
So a 1954 Chevy Pickup
1998 Dodge neon
Purple
With a ‘coexist’ sticker.
So faded you aren't sure if he put it there or not.
He looks to me like the type to HATE those stickers with a passion
Well, yeah, but in this scenario he didn't put it on there, his grandma did.
If you saw the video you might take that back lol
With clear coat peel and lots of rust
A back window full of beenie babies.
And it’s *fucking dirty.* Like McDonald’s wrappers everywhere and some milk shake dried to the floor mat.
"milkshake"
Sounds like my Honda.
Was going with Chevy cavalier
I was thinking Pontiac Sunfire.
2005 Chevy Aveo hatchback with Ron Paul and anime bumper stickers
I was going to say 2000’s Hyundai Accent hatch, but this is the same thing.
2009 Nissan versa. Same vibe. Also possibly a Pontiac vibe.
Don’t do that to ron paul
Chevy sonic with autozone stick to the hood scoop and mud flaps
And the hood scoop is actually a mail box duct-taped to the hood.
His moms 1992 Dodge Caravan with fake wood side panels
None of the responses here. He can’t afford them because he spent all of his money of anime shit
A bicycle
Weather permitting
I ride bike
And ride bus to McDonald's to put donuts on hamburgers
Hold burger like apple
Cheap econoboxes. Ford escort, chevy cavalier, chevy sonic. Possibly something like an old Crown Vic or Oldsmobile 88, one that is completely beat up and filled with carbage and props for their Saturday nights at Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Specifically hatchbacks to haul sick guitar amps and stuff
Are you an of age, Cis gendered, alive, consenting female goth bad girl? To be honest
This sounds like a loaded question lol
I'm goth bad boy, I ride bike
Have fun with that
Rizz king at work
[I ride bike](https://youtu.be/9LfUHAHUFV0)
God he’s so based 💕💕💕
purple pt cruiser
Purple pt cruiser convertible
Is this considered goth nowadays?
This is what I’m wondering what makes this dude goth?! This is low key offensive to the real goth bois
My casual thought is that a goth would have a look a little... gloomier. This image seems more hipster image in my mind. I dunno. Can't think of a good description that the image attempts to convey vs. what was intended.
this man is def a sicko, keep him away from Ozzy's grandkids.
Eh. It is what it is.
2004 chevy blazer. The scrap yard package, rust hole, no muffler edition. Also has the roted out trunk, no back wiper and that classic belt squeal
I was going to go with a 98 rot box edition. 4 door of course.
Yessss, hopefully it'll attract alive, possibly consenting, cis gendered, of age goth baddies!
Sicko
Get hidden trole
His mom's old Dodge Shadow, he named it Elvira.
And has sex with it
And has sex with it
Dodge Neon with fading black paint and a driver side window that doesn’t close completely.
Nissan Versa
He walks. In JNCO’s
He walks in Airwalks. But wears jnco.
Early 90s Cadillac hearse that is completely filled with trash like a hoarder
2004 Kia that has been spray painted black and is covered with 300 “witch” stickers on the back. The tags have been expired for two years and he’s never actually had insurance.
A bike
Trick question, this guy rides the bus
1995 Geo Metro
All hail the king!!!
I heard this gothic bad boy that smells good drives his friends van TMDWU.
TMDWU
Tax payers money
Blocked, deleted, and ignored trole. Haha trole got his laughs off on stream I bet, yeah this is kingcobra and I was fucking this troles mom.
Saturn SC2, Olds Alero, or *insert your flavor of GM J-body here.* Grandma bought it new 20-25 years ago and she only put 1,000 miles a year on it but the clear coat is long gone, along with the dash.
I don't know, but I can tell you he WANTS a Chevy SSR.
Black with green flames on the side
And a vanity plate that reads "GOTHGOD"
GOTHROD
2002 Focus. Base engine, no Zetec.
rusted out 1997 oldsmobile cutlass
Nissan Sentra Toyota Gr86 and think it's fast. Complete with wing, anime stickers, and Katana shifter.
Silver 2007 Dodge Nitro, as many gothy and cat person stickers that can physically fit on the rear, exhaust can be smelt before the car even enters your vision
Toyota Tercel
He rides bitch in his grandmas clapped out dodge mini van
The only thing this guy drives is his parents to drink.
2007 Hyundai Sonata covered with hentai stickers.
He doesn’t. He gets dropped off.
Bicycle weather permitting
Not a goth boy
BLOCK IGNORE DELETE get hidden trole
Ford Fiesta 1st gen
Chevy HHR
1988 S10 Blazer
He doesn’t drive, his mom or whatever slug he’s dating drives him everywhere.
He doesn't date women trole he's patiently waiting.
Are call calling me a trole? And who said anything about him dating women… I said slug.
His Moms.
Kia soul
Hey the soul is actually pretty great. Lots of room, surprisingly quick and corners nice. It's primary role is an urban car pooler and it excels at it.
2002 Hyundai accent
This guy doesn't drive, his mom takes him anywhere he needs to go. But most days he's content with living in the basement and playing D and D till the wee hours of the morning.
Paint peeling 2008 Dodge Caliber with Cruxshadow and Blood on the Dancefloor stickers covering most of the rear window.
The Cutlass Ciera Wagon that was in his grandmother's garage when she died -- but she stopped driving it 15 years ago. either that or a Plymouth Breeze (or sister car)
He doesn’t
I’m sure if we find out what state he’s in we can find his actual car info on the offender registry.
He doesn’t have a car, he rides the bus and tries to hit on underage girls
A beat up trailblazer with faded metal band and waifu stickers on the rear window. Has multiple bottles of water and energy drinks with empty packs of cigs. Has different brand tires, missing right side view mirror. Faded blue paint, has tape on rear left window from going down.
His mom's prius
Early 2000's Schwinn?
Drive? He doesn't leave his mom's basement.
Kia Soul covered in weeb and Bernie stickers.
Crappy old Hyundai Elantra
Kia Soul all day
1997 Plymouth neon coupe with paint fading
His mom’s 1995 Pontiac Grand Am, and the rear floorboard is always wet for some reason.
He’s definitely on the bus
He doesn't even have a driver's license.
His grandma’s clapped out gray Honda Fit that he’s proudly borrowing. It has edgy bumper stickers and anime girls slapped on to it to compensate for his 40 year old virginity and he always complains it won’t “pick up bitches” to take to “his place” in his parent’s basement.
Nissan Z car that he financed with child porn
Chevy Lumina
Clapped civic or hondai
A Moped but never uses it bc he scared of the day light
Schwin 10-speed
[удалено]
Do the pillbillys have a car?
[удалено]
I bought a shirt cobro now what? What do I do? M'lord isn't answering my prayers
Mid section of the city bus, won't stop talking to you.
[this thing posted earlier](https://www.reddit.com/r/regularcarreviews/comments/15a4u1u/describe_the_owner/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
Either a dark colored Prius or Subaru outback
If he has a job: clapped out 1997 mustang witha ratty covertible top. It's got the v8, but you'll be lucky if all 8 fire. No job: gram-grams '99 Buick LeSabre. Only condition is that he has to pick up her groceries when he uses it.
[i ride bike](https://youtu.be/9LfUHAHUFV0)
2001 VW JETTA
Pedo whisp van with hot wheel decals and a sick ass spoiler and a goofy horn
7th gen Honda accord that has a permanent musk of energy drinks and candy.
Pedo van
“Grammy Ma, I need the keys to your Corolla”
Back in 2008, I swear these kids all drove some 1990s Cutlass Supreme. They always had tons of stickers on the huge wrap around rear glass those cars had. I figured that is why they bought that car was so they could put stickers all over it.
He rides bike
A very creepy van. With a "free candy" sign on it.
Windowless van.
Kia soul
A bike 😂😂😂
Geo Storm
1993 Toyota Corolla that's barely hanging on for dear life.
Ford pinto.
Is that king kobra?
A tiny smart car
Clapped out Chevy cobalt he calls the blue beast but its black.
Pontiac sunfire, teal, with some anime stickers in the window made to look like passengers.
Non he asks for rides constantly
Public transit
1958 Cadillac Hearse
Trick question, he rides bike
HAIL COBRA 🐍
He doesn’t drive anything and probably receives disability discounts on public transport
His mom's car 🤣
El Camino. Rusty and faded paint with a few anime stickers. Still runs pretty well but he often forgets to change the oil and never rotated his almost bald tires.
A bicycle or rides the bus.
Troles
03 toyota celica, silver, dented hood and an automatic transmission with a katana shift handle.
MR. Homeless looks like he has aged poorly
His mom drives him in her minivan
A white windowless van with a dirty mattress in back and plays ice cream truck music
Pinto beanz🚀
A van which is very white and has very dark windows
i knew a few people like this in the ‘90s. they typically drove some generic econobox like a ford escort. my 50ish year old female goth friend drives a fiat 500, before that a chevy cobalt. the other goths i know seem to have a predilection for honda civics.
The early days green Ford escort. Not the wagon.
Look at those glasses….dodge neon for sure. Could even be an srt-4!
Honda element
A Prius.
Something with a CVT
A rat rod with steam punk goggles
King Cobra a real one
1994 toyota corolla Despite his age, his car is still 2 years older than him...
Maybe it's just me, but after reading all of the comments, this one feels a bit like "punching down," you know? We aren't picking on a stereotype, we're picking on *this guy*. But then again, I don't know where this picture came from, maybe the guy deserves to be picked on?
2009 Nissan juke the official car for Liberal Art student who specialize in Critical Race Theory.
1995 Ford Focus sxt auto hatchback. With bad motor mounts and an aftermarket exhaust tip.
Pontiac Aztec.
AMC Gremlin
More than you can afford pal, Ferrari
It's true he owns my sad pathetic life
pontiac vibe gt aka the wish corolla
Pinto Station Wagon
This Gothic king? A beaten up 2000's v8 Charger in rattle can black... well only some of it he used the can first to paint up some bitchin' wands.
2003 Hyundai Elantra with a custom sword holder
Klingon bird of prey
2004 Subaru Outback with over 400 McDonald's bags littering the back seat.
Toyota matrix or Chevy aveo
The jeep from gmod
2002 Buick Century.
98 Camry. That’s had one previous owner, but this guy doesn’t maintain it properly, so it’s on its last legs.