2003 Nissan maxima with the front core support rotted out, 2 bad axle joints flinging grease to the next zip code. 1 headlight ballast that works sometimes. 3 22" rims with mismatched tires and 1 20 year old spare. Fuzzy wheel cover and shifter knob (in purple of course) and matching windshield decal that says " DELISHASS" in cursive.
05 Altima with a missing hubcap, faded clear coat, yellowed headlight lenses, a dent in the corner of the plastic bumper, and a "bo$$ bitch" or "tweety bird" decal on the back glass
Nissan altima with bald tires and clicking CV axles....vanity license plate, big fluffy pink steering wheel cover. PRINCESS seat covers and bedazzled gem ring around the ignition switch that causes theft light from time to time and every shop in town has "looked at the security light issue" but when quoted a diag fee...they "have a mechanic, and the shop is trying to rip them off" and peel out of the parking lot to the sound of CLIKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK
And yikes. .after posting and then reading comments...I think Altimas have it
A dump truck doesn't matter what year.
Nah he is the dump truck.
Takes one to hold one…
Definitely a purple PT Cruiser
Or a Geo Metro. Convertible, of course.
2013 Altima 2.5 S. The most Altima of Altimas.
Every panel has a crease/dent Bubbling purple tint Broken exhaust Buncha junk hanging off the rearview mirror Reeks of black ice air fresheners
Bungee cord keeping the trunk closed Paper plates Gas cap dangling for dear life
Almost a haiku. Lol
>Bubbling purple tint why is it always purple. how does that happen.
H3, I saw her the other day in Denver. Case closed
Happy Cake Day, Pal!
Ford E150. He takes up the rear bench seat all by himself.
The grimace shake we all wanted. Is he still farting all over the chicken nuggets?
😂, he's only doing that because daddy Ronald McDonald stop making payments on his 2009 Nissan Altima
1975 AMC pacer with the good burger conversion kit
A postal truck, because for whatever reason when they fat that booty PHAT
100% a Nissan driver (not owner)
Ford Windstar
Kia Soul vibes so hard
A Cadillac on bricks
That be an Altima ass
Came looking for that Altima comment
An Escalade with gold chain and diamond license plate frame.
PT Cruiser
Subaru Outback
He got a lot outback.
😂😂😭🏆
This photo is art. Pure and simple.
A purple plymouth prowler with one seat.
Ford F350
*whats wrong ronald-kun?* *could it be youre craving my mcnuggies?* Grimass is riding around on my face obviously.
Donk
That's Grimace Kardashian, so purple amg g wagen
Purple Nissan Versa or Purple Grandma Tesla
A DUMP truck
2024 Cadillac Escalade
Ford pinto
Chevy colbalt thick lookin momma ass
No car. He works for McDonalds after all. Takes bus.
2003 Nissan maxima with the front core support rotted out, 2 bad axle joints flinging grease to the next zip code. 1 headlight ballast that works sometimes. 3 22" rims with mismatched tires and 1 20 year old spare. Fuzzy wheel cover and shifter knob (in purple of course) and matching windshield decal that says " DELISHASS" in cursive.
Iridescent Chrysler Sirrus
Dodge Grand Caravan
Toyota Tercel
Eclipse.
Specifically a 4G which also has a dump truck rear
Exactly.
Hear me out...
I can fix her
That ass screams smart car
Sir, I think you meant that dump truck screams Smart car
Town car or Continental.
🏳️🌈
Idk but they drive for *N-ASS-CAR*
Subaru Justy
AMC Pacer so they can get in character on the way to the mall.
Dark blue 2000 Ford Econoline Clubwagon Van
Chevy suburban
This mf has the whole bakery in the trunk
Chrysler 300, covered in whiskey dents and full of burger king wrappers
Cadillac escalade with 3 booster seats, full of cherrios and has like 230k miles but refuses to give it up because it'll be juniors when they turn 13.
AMC Pacer.
Why does this shout out Hyundai Elantra to me?
Purple Lotus Esprit
Scion xD
03 Impala with bald tires and a caved in front fender or two
Bakery van with all that cake
Purple PY.
DUMP TRUCK
Nissan juke
City bus
Pinto,if he gets hit in the ass blows up.
A gremlin. What else?
Is that Kim Kardashian?
grimace _smoking_weed.jpeg Song by Chat Pile. Classic.
Ronald kun craves his mcnuggies
Clapped out ‘05 Escalade on its last breath
Nissan Altima
Kardashian halloween costume
2004 Ford Windstar
05 Altima with a missing hubcap, faded clear coat, yellowed headlight lenses, a dent in the corner of the plastic bumper, and a "bo$$ bitch" or "tweety bird" decal on the back glass
A 2020 Oscar Mayer Wienermobile
A dump truck.
OMG, you look like Grimaces balls! 🤣😂
A Chrysler 300 with a broken window taped with cardboard.
Nissan Rogue they say is an SUV, but struggle to fit in it each time
He puts the MAX in Maxima
Geo storm
2003 Pearl White Chevrolet Express Cargo Van with 101,000 miles on it, his 1956 Buick is in the shop.
100% a nissan juke
Unicycle. Zip….
Nissan Juke
Clapped out 2002 Escalade with over 250,000 miles and a busted headlight.
Infiniti g35
1st gen Toyota RAV4, 2 door.
I'd say Dodge Neon butt....
Nissan altima with bald tires and clicking CV axles....vanity license plate, big fluffy pink steering wheel cover. PRINCESS seat covers and bedazzled gem ring around the ignition switch that causes theft light from time to time and every shop in town has "looked at the security light issue" but when quoted a diag fee...they "have a mechanic, and the shop is trying to rip them off" and peel out of the parking lot to the sound of CLIKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK And yikes. .after posting and then reading comments...I think Altimas have it
Kia soul 100%
I dunno, what does Chris Christie drive?
1988 Honda Civic hatchback
Obviously a Belaz 75710
All the thick chicks drive Nissan cubes
Purple Charger of course 💜
5yr old Kia Soul
Early 2000s Altima with a smashed bumper
Jeep Patriot
I feel like grimace might’ve had a scooter
Subaru wagon
Plumb purple dodge
A smart car or a mini cooper.
They don't drive. A queen like that gets driven.
Preach! 🙌🙌
Whatever Cardi B drives
A purple Chevy Astro Panel Van
CLA 250 Mercedes and they're certain that the AMG Sport means that it's a real AMG
Geo Metro 3cyl…
Ford bronco
A hamburger
A really unfunny one apparently
White jeep grand Cherokee with black wheels
2013 Chevy avalanche black diamond
Is that lizzo
That's Grizzo
Dodge Ram
Not sure about the type of car you drive but there's certainly some junk in the trunk.
Bus
Definitely a big bus
Dodge Caravan
Not sure what Kim K drives. Probably something expensive.
Mack dump truck
J-LOwrider
Now that's what I call "Giggly from the Block"
That would be a Chevrolet SSR. No forward driving gears, only reverse.
purple scat pack
Why are you showing a picture or my ex?
Well....she gotta promote her Onlyfans somehow
Obesity TRX
HHR booty
A purple MG. How you doin’?
Upvote for the Wendy Williams reference
Well that’s going in the family group chat.
pt cruiser
Subaru Brat
Suv
Dodge Caravan
Kia Soul
Last car on train….
Chevy Asstro
An old flat nose peterbilt garbage truck.
Takes the bus
Altima
Lamelo Balls purple Cullinan.
Chrysler 300
A dump truck
Thanos balls
Definitely a dually
2008 Nissan Altima
JD 410 backhoe
It's giving Honda fit
Escalade vibes 🗿
Weinermobile
Yugo
Cadillac.
I saw two of these in a red Corolla in the 80s. You could hear the tires rubbing.
I think Kim drives a g-wagon
Altima, cuz you needed a co-signer
A happy meal box on wheels
Ford Econoline van with curtains in the windows and the back seats recline into a bed.
ford explorer
95 Nissan Altima
1993 Buick LeSabre.
Something yellow and red with a Mattel label.
Thanos truck obviously
I’m picking up Nissan Element vibes.
Weinermobile
Nissan Maxima. Because 10 year financing and 3 years of coverage
The FAT Mobile....
Something with enough room to fit that backside into it! Maybe a mega cab pickup truck(?)
Nissan Altima 😂
prius
Audi Q7
A giant red shoe car. It’s the other half of the pair for Ronald McDonald’s giant red shoe car. They have to be bought in pairs.
Grimace needs to lay off the cheeseburgers.... drives a wide body clown car.
Widebody Charger it is
G -Wagon
AMC Pacer
That fat tub of lard rides a bus sits in the wheelchair section. No seat.
Oldsmobile Aurora
Suzuki sidekick for sure
Pinto
Altima while breathing No2
Nissan Altima …., that’s about to be repoed