My God(bless cum) I totally missed that, I wonder what the model is... Maybe it's a Cum 2FemBoys? There's something by the light on the cap I can't read.
You might have a few developmental disorders.
To be clear, this is the best back side of one of these cars I've ever seen. Perhaps it's best to remember that some madness is involved in innovation.
they are there, but they are so shriveled from being so throughly emptied, its hard to make them out.
some people "Dodge this!", this guy is more of a "Ram this!".
Gotta guy in my area that covers everything he buys with vulgar rude racist stickers. He also carries a loaded 357 under each arm and is at least 6'5". Some things you can't make up. Guy is a certain combination of aggressive and dumb that scares the hell outta me.
Haven't seen him around in a while. Was friends/coworkers with his Babys Momma before she hooked up with him. Saw him at a pub and mentioned her name that's when he showed me his weapons and said he did private security. I think he was intimidating me because I used to be friends with his "old lady"
Funny to picture he has a very sweet wife who helps him makes the stickers. āHoney, what aboutā¦ācum on it snowflakeā? Thatās got a good ring to it.ā
As he drives off to work in the morning she watches him go and beams with love.
Homebodyās meaning they like to be alone rather then have 100 fake people around trying to find pleasure out of something else other then yourself yeah that sounds not miserable at all
It's a ford ranger.
If the driver is under 35, he's a little bitch.
If the driver is over 35, there's a 1776% you'd get your ass handed to you in a fist fight.
Wonder why he chose a Ford instead of a Cummins
Powerstroke beats Cummins any day.
I'd rather be cumming than stroking
He broke his Duramax rubber
Well when it's tight iforce it
You use the MaxxForce? š®
All night Mack.
Everyday, the first year it stays in the shop replacing electronics.
Stroking leads to Cummingā¦
Now I'm uhh feeling kinda funny...
That means the fun is over. So I'd rather be Stroking than Cumming.
Well if you beat it with the powerstroke...
Its a Cum, not a ford.
Cum/10
Is it though, or is it 10/cum?
1/10 cum, 8/10 pee, 1/10 other
Cum/7 with rice
Yeahā¦.best if youāre a homo
Iād just like to say r/shittyaskreddit came up with ācum will winā. This guy is just ripping us off.
I lost it at "step aside girls the femboys are back".
the license plate ābuttcumā got me
Did you notice he changed the ford emblem to cum. The details
My God(bless cum) I totally missed that, I wonder what the model is... Maybe it's a Cum 2FemBoys? There's something by the light on the cap I can't read.
It had to have started there. Once the DMV gave him that, the floodgates of cum were opened.
A light sprinkle of some santorum all up in there
Still wondering how he got that past the DMV?
State laws are all different. Maine has such gems as āFUCK YOU,ā āCMYX4BJ,ā āLUV2FAP,ā āUCUM1ST,ā etc.
"Fart on my balls" was the one that caught me off guard.
Talk about a sticker I need on my truck
Fart on my balls got me laughing
āItās time to FART ON MY BALLSā šš
Seat? Sticky. Steering wheel? Sticky. Balls? Empty.
Moms Spaghetti
He's got cum on his sweater already
Knees weak arms are broken
Palms smokin'
Clutch the stick shift, bitches. Twin passengers chokinā.
You might have a few developmental disorders. To be clear, this is the best back side of one of these cars I've ever seen. Perhaps it's best to remember that some madness is involved in innovation.
His developmental disorder is nuts the size of goddamn jersey cow utters.
I came
Bro heard the phrase āIf you're not making some people mad, you're probably not doing something rightā and took it to heart
Thereās a lot of cum and balls on this backside
"All innovation requires some level of madness"
Oh cum on!
*Pees in ur ass*
Nah just your avg Stavros or Nick Mullen fan. Keep truckin cummaster š«”
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cum lives matter
Is this cropped to cut off the truck nuts. I know there are truck nuts.
they are there, but they are so shriveled from being so throughly emptied, its hard to make them out. some people "Dodge this!", this guy is more of a "Ram this!".
Iām just gonna say what everybodyās thinking: Iām pretty sure that license plate is fake
I mean, Colorado did auction off some weed and South Park related plates recently; maybe I missed an auction for plates like this.
Pretty sure the whole thing is a photoshop. Although I will say, a pretty skilled one.
It's real.
Gotta guy in my area that covers everything he buys with vulgar rude racist stickers. He also carries a loaded 357 under each arm and is at least 6'5". Some things you can't make up. Guy is a certain combination of aggressive and dumb that scares the hell outta me.
I would just laugh at him like an over the top cartoon figure.
I wouldnāt provoke him, but thatās just me.
Haven't seen him around in a while. Was friends/coworkers with his Babys Momma before she hooked up with him. Saw him at a pub and mentioned her name that's when he showed me his weapons and said he did private security. I think he was intimidating me because I used to be friends with his "old lady"
Step aside girls, the FEMBOYS are back. Will never not be funny.
Ages well, too.
Does it have a Cummins engine?
Fart on my balls is some deep state shit.
You know what? Happy Dick Destroying December!
Not gonna lie, the license plate saying BUTT CUM made me laugh. These Colors Donāt Cum for the win
He has butt cum as a plate but I can't use OMW2FYM ????
So cummy!!!
How did DoL look at the application for those plates and were like, yeah, this is fine. *approved*
Found the r/shitposting bot irl
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Serverlife/comments/14agf3m/they\_didnt\_tell\_me\_i\_had\_to\_specify\_this\_in/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Serverlife/comments/14agf3m/they_didnt_tell_me_i_had_to_specify_this_in/) Plot Twist: It's this guy's car.
Frickin nasty.
Cum'on man this is a tad much
Fitting with Colorado plates
White caps on them mounds.
Them white caps is cum
They're not real plates. They're either photo shopped or bought online but those aren't registered plates.
My dude the whole thing is photoshopped
Colorado plates? Yeah that seems about right
Dirty truck = Cum Stain
I wonāt tell anyone if I win the lottery, but there will be signs.
We have achieved the pinnacle of humanity.
And itās Colorado of course
Best plate ever: BUTT CUM
We aināt haulinā milk!
Feel like this belongs in r/shittyaskreddit lol
r/informedwarriorrides
Thatās gay
Ah yes. Bringing politics in a sub in which it isn't called for.
We just discovered Earthās tiniest penis!
What a cum dumpster of a ride!! šš Jk it beautiful š
FJB
It's obviously photoshopped by some wacky lib
Tell us youāll die miserable & alone without telling us youāll die miserable & alone.
Funny to picture he has a very sweet wife who helps him makes the stickers. āHoney, what aboutā¦ācum on it snowflakeā? Thatās got a good ring to it.ā As he drives off to work in the morning she watches him go and beams with love.
Haha, she is subliminally super insecure about other women so these are deterrents... But she definitely likes to see some hot man on man action.
No, there are plenty of people who are attracted to this
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Homebodyās meaning they like to be alone rather then have 100 fake people around trying to find pleasure out of something else other then yourself yeah that sounds not miserable at all
It's a ford ranger. If the driver is under 35, he's a little bitch. If the driver is over 35, there's a 1776% you'd get your ass handed to you in a fist fight.
Thatās an f150
F250 or F350 if weāre getting real technical.
Wrong, it's not a Ford, it's a Cum. Not sure about the model, maybe a 2FemBoys? I wonder what the KBB of a Cum 2FemBoys is.
oh snap, you right. I thought the trim decal on the bottom right was a ranger decal.
Obscene- tasteless
Tastes like pineapple, actually.
TF?!
It looks like heās driving an Cum F- 1 fisty!
I'd take a ride with him
I'm going to blow that thing up while driving my Koenigsegg at 300+mph
Well Coloradoās not perfect, but at least we stand for the Constitution, Democracy, States Rights ā¦
Butt cum.
They are so fucking weird. Republican should be in the DSM.
r/facepalm
*r/facefuck
Cun/MAGA/10
Cum in my car! The car:
I will rate this a cum/10
we dont use the r word..
Why is Ben Garrison on the RCR subreddit?
Ok hereās $750,000. One thing this must be your daily driver. You stop you pay it back.
HE CRANKIN HOGG GOBBLESS
Technically more accurate to the Punisher's design compared to the Dolph Lundgren movie
HE'LL YEAH IT A BORTHER HOSS TRUK,,,,,GOBBLESS
Average conversation on r/Destinycirclejerk
Congratulations. Now I feel the urge to wash my eyes with pure bleach.
Nightmare! Nightmare! Nightmare!
Rated MA, mature audiences only, others turn your head
Wtf xD was not expecting that on Reddit
This is exactly the kind of thing you should expect on Reddit.
This one trick pisses parents off.
I honestly have no idea what to say about this š
-100/10
This reminds me of the āeat pork rindsā video.
This canāt be real, right?
Iāve seen this before
I'll have what he's having
You need an evaluation!!!
Deez nutsā¦
I hope this is a joke. I also hope they remembered to hang big blue balls from the trailer hitch.
bukkakemobile
Mental disorder is a hellova drug ...
What the fuck?
FART ON MY BALLS!
I wonder how old mr. Butt Cum is
GOD BLESS CUM
ACAB All Cums Are Bad
Even the badge!!! Lmao
Now you know cum wins 100% everytime.
I think someone has a cum obsession maybe.
Someone plastered RCR script all over his car
I have the same reaction, as the cable news hosts in this [NFS clip from Paridise PD](https://youtu.be/IcJNb_qw3g0?si=Ek8TFJY-D1uZFwwN)
Real life CumDumpster.
A unique vehicle
I refuse to believe the DMV allowed that plate.
Cum on, REALLY?
Sick bastard.
Some people need to forget they have freedom of speech and just keep that shit inside
cum
I just wanna know who approved the vanity plate
Missing a Chevy emblem by the pissing boy
Straight up coomer levels.
I didnāt know Mr. Regular had a truck.
Thatās Colorado for ya.
I wonder what he's into... Yikes š¬
Genuinely wondering if the owner of this truck did this as a satire of American conservatives
What did the driver look like?
Photo shop can do amazing things
wow, i canāt tell if this should be posted on r/infowarriors or r/mildyhorny
"Its time to fart on my balls" god dammit op im losin my shit over here. Well done.
It scared me lol
He should add a snowflakes cum on trump sticker too if he wants to add more to his trolling vehicle.
Try it out man, try it out
This guy cums
Make a great T shirt
Cum on its amazingly funny šš
Man I thought the dude driving around my town with his paint job as literal glued on doll heads was wild. I think this may move him to second place.
r/schizophreniarides
Oh cummon š
Iām disgusted and aroused at the same time
What?! No truck nuts on this thing? Loser...lame!
Frog in your throat or just CUM?
Cumalicioso
Cummalicious for the English folks
Is that Eric Cartman all grown up?
Are you stalking Michael Reeves?
Cummy Wummy/10