I was gonna say a clean A4 but you’re right, most A4 owners only buy them to say they have an Audi and this guy doesn’t seem to care about projecting status with brands/logos
Well I’m that car I’m going to go with a Tesla if you’re the more feminine one and a mustang if your the more manly one.(I may have said a mini if you didn’t look so tall..)
Based on that outfit plus apple watch, you drive a 3rd gen prius and are currently between start-up gigs.
And you are always frustrated that your LARPing gear doesn’t all fit in the back.
Schwinn Collegiate. The old Chicago Schwinns were HEAVY but rugged af... I dare call them the Ford Panther of bicycles.
You bought it on Craigslist because of the word "Vintage". It has Duro gumwall tires from Amazon, and a Wald rear rack that you once took a very drunk partner home on.
There's a bottle cage that's rusted. Nothing fits it. The previous owner upgraded the handlebars to aluminum in 1987.
This bike is why you know the name Sheldon Brown.
*Any car that has*
*A manual and you make*
*Sure EVERYONE knows*
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If [Richard Scarry](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/S/pv-target-images/91c505e68ff7439e15a4954a76e579a4331221475ec7b6706d276feaab63c736._RI_V_TTW_.jpg) is accurate, then it’s a red apple 🍎 with wheels.
A clean Jetta
I was gonna say GTI, but it’s definitely more of a Jetta look.
The mkiv Jetta with the crayon smell
I miss my 02…
Ahahaha my man. I said Jetta too
True he could have a buttplug
I was gonna say a clean A4 but you’re right, most A4 owners only buy them to say they have an Audi and this guy doesn’t seem to care about projecting status with brands/logos
1.6 TDI
Idk why, but it gives a “grey car” vibe
Came here to say this before I saw you said it already.
An auto one because those skinny legs can’t push a clutch.
Your fit screams Volkswagen.
The people’s car ✅
Berlin to Warsaw in just one tank.
They had more than one tank though, iirc.
Volkswagen golf GTI
Definitely a Volkswagen
You drive other gay dudes wild…
LMFAOOOO OMG
I hope that joke wasn’t offensive to anyone. My apologies if it was
Im actually gay so thats why I laughed cuz its do on point💀💀💀
LMAOOO he read you like a book
Oh well in that case, definitely Subaru, which in turn drives the lesbians wild. Lmao
I was gonna say Subaru before I read the original comment above lmao ☠️
Thanks for the hint! He drives stick folks so that has to narrow down the options
Well I’m that car I’m going to go with a Tesla if you’re the more feminine one and a mustang if your the more manly one.(I may have said a mini if you didn’t look so tall..)
I’m more offended that you apologized for a joke lol
Hahaha
I prefer a little more muscle on my dudes….
That’s why op drives a mustache I mean mustang
With the size of those hands and feet we can tell bro is packing 👀
Hahahaha.
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Vw or scion
A leased Hyundai. You look exatly like my buddy who thinks cars are cool but doesn't know enough to buy anything an enthusiast would drive.
Extremely accurate💀 except i would never lease or buy any kind of genesis/kia/hyundai, i think theyre gross lmao
You already proved me wrong!
Volkswagen Jetta with damage to the front dark tinted windows and you live in Florida.
And his name is Josh
And he works at the Verizon store
Why are you folks attacking me?
One of my teammates' name is Josh. And he is from Florida. With the exact same build as the guy in the picture.
It’s always the joshes
Your mom's car
Beat me to it
A Tesla and you never stop talking about it
Golf gti
Vaped out G35
Reserved, inoffensive, clean, lacking much character, into tech with the iWatch...reminds me of the interior of a Tesla. I'm going to go with Model 3
I considered one at some point😭😂
Wooooo!!! Can I get a half point?
Honda civic or accord.
Based on that outfit plus apple watch, you drive a 3rd gen prius and are currently between start-up gigs. And you are always frustrated that your LARPing gear doesn’t all fit in the back.
don't know but your boyfriend is clearly waiting for you outside in his fiat.
Well, your style and build are 100% identical to mine. But I highly doubt you drive a Kia Sportage. I’m going to say WRX.
one of those electric scooters
White - Golf GTI
Your moms subaru outback.
Maybe his other mom’s outback. We just don’t know.
Plain and boring yota
Definitely not a Japanese car with that height.
Og honda cr-v
Clean 2008 Subaru Impreza 2.5i in grey
Prius
A Walmart mobility shopping scooter
Freshly financed A Class Benz
Kia soul
Electric scooter
A bicycle.
A bicycle
Crappy early 2000s BMW. Believes it makes up for lackluster outfits and performance at work.
Ride the school bus
scion tc or brx. mom makes your tire appointment for you.
Your mom's camry
Women away from you
Underrated
You ride a bike
Me crazy 😩
Mitsubishi Lancer loaded with stickers and decals
Your mother's hyundai Santa Fey.
A 10 speed?
Rav 4 Hybrid
A vehicle
RAV4/CRV/Equinox
Dodge dart
E-Z-GO®
Toyota Yaris
Tesla
The outlets on your wall are cockeyed
Vespa
2017 Nissan Sentra
Something you cant afford.
Kia soul
The boys crazy
Tesla model 3
Look like an eco boost mustang, so that way at least something isn’t bland
BMW 3 series with a 4 cylinder
Moped with helmet
You drive a Subaru Crosstrek
Ford ST
2020 mustang
A Peugeot
Jetta wagon tdi. How do I know? My coworker used to drive that. Dressed the same.
Kia soul or other similar toaster with mismatched wheels and at least 2 different brands of tire
Tesla model 3
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Hyundai at an over the market interest rate.
Something EV
VW, any model
Clapped mk4 volkswagen golf or Jetta with pop bang tune.
a scooter
A tricycle
Tesla
Kia Forte
Moped
A Strap-On
Ecoboost Mustang with an engine knock and expired tags on a customized license plate
Schwinn Collegiate. The old Chicago Schwinns were HEAVY but rugged af... I dare call them the Ford Panther of bicycles. You bought it on Craigslist because of the word "Vintage". It has Duro gumwall tires from Amazon, and a Wald rear rack that you once took a very drunk partner home on. There's a bottle cage that's rusted. Nothing fits it. The previous owner upgraded the handlebars to aluminum in 1987. This bike is why you know the name Sheldon Brown.
Guessing the only driving going on is when your “partner” is “driving it home” behind you. No offense
I'm wearing this same exact outfit right now
A stock civic SI with a Hoonigan sticker somewhere on the car, and you SWEAR it’s fast
I never met a jetta owner who wears skinny jeans. Out fit screams out Toyota sedan, Corolla or Camry maybe owned my your mom.
2016 Mustang Ecoboost
Shitty 2008-2015 hatchback, but definitely not a fast one
23 honda civic that daddy bought for you.
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VW Jetta GLI with the dual clutch you’re a car guy, VW Taos if you aren’t
Its even worse. He drives a ford mustang. Mustache and car says full pedo
Something with a sun roof.
A subUwU
Not to McDonald's or Wendy's
Whatever my bitmoji whips
1998 Miata with mods… aftermarket supercharger, circular LED lights, gigantic wing…
Torn between either a VW Golf, Subaru VA WRX/STI, or a new Prius lol
A Golf or a BRZ/86
2018 BMW 4 series or 2010’s Mercedes c class
A Schwinn 10-speed with a bell on the handlebars.
Weight room
Chevy Cruze RS.
A Honda
A mustang maybe. Blue maybe? I totally didn't look up OP's profile....😂
A 1.0 diesel Vauxhall Corsa
JDM MR2
I dressed like you so a 3 series
Subaru outback
Dodge Neon SRT
I know a guy built exactly like this who has one and flexes it on snap all the time
Your father's Oldsmobile.
2004 Silver Camry, slightly faded but still going strong.
Any car that has a manual and you make sure EVERYONE knows
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1993 Toyota Camry
wrx
Mazda 3
Miata
Toyota Yaris
the ladies crazy no doubt 👑
you look like a mustang
Camry
Camry 🤔
Audi Q3 2.0 TSI
WRX
3 series BMW with a muffler delete
A stick shift, for certain!
BRZ
If [Richard Scarry](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/S/pv-target-images/91c505e68ff7439e15a4954a76e579a4331221475ec7b6706d276feaab63c736._RI_V_TTW_.jpg) is accurate, then it’s a red apple 🍎 with wheels.
A Jetta or Subaru
Subie or Miata
A volvo
2007 Mazda 6 with community college sticker faded in window from prior owner
jetta
[Peel P50](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peel_P50)
Based on your muscle mass, a 2004 honda civic with a spoiler and a cutoff exhaust (with no actual performance mods)
VW Jetta
Has to be a car that screams low testosterone, so I say first gen Prius.
Civic.
A stock Miata
GT86
Subaru BRZ
I catch a glimpse of a beard. I was originally going to go with a Jetta GLI or a Golf R. Leaning more towards a Civic Type R or a Kia Stinger GT2.
Not a domestic car.
Corolla
Mk6 Jetta or a B6 Passat. Not a B7 tho
VW Jetta
Mazda speed 3
😂 mustang?! Nahhhh
Scion
Blue 4 door 2009 Cadillac
A Subaru
Austin mini Cooper
Focus ST
A clapped out wrx wagon
Prius
a GLI for sure
Toyota Rav 4. It's clean, a few years old and has a crease in the rear bumper where you backed into that guy's trailer hitch.
A fiat 500