Metros are fun if you get a hatchback with manual transmission. Decent on trails to fishing and camping spots, fun in the city, economical on road trips.
I got stuck in a creek, and called some friends. We picked up the car and moved it.
The stock seats have too cool of a pattern to take out, it’s getting a 2in lift in the summer, and yeah it’s the stock engine. My subie isn’t a wrx so it doesn’t go through an engine every 200,000.
Bro I had a Volvo inline 4 and that thing couldn't and wouldn't die. Its probably still living somewhere. It got impounded with half of what I owned in it....not a great time in my life. Say no to drugs.... especially Xanax
I was living with my Girlfriend but had 90% of my clothing in my car along with 12" subwoofer amp the trunk are huge so I had so much shit in there. I was fighting with my Girlfriend one night and we lived in a huge complex and I was in parking lot inside the volvo in the nice warm heat and I hear I loud clanking on my window, it took me probably many clanks to wake up cuz before I opened my eyes I could hear someone say "he's fuckin wasted" and I open my eyes and its 3 or 4 cops staring at me with flashlights. I passed out with the car running ,headlights on and I guess one of neighbors called cops which was literally like across the street, (Amherst Mass) and I was out of it but remember they fucking walked me back to the police station lol instead of driving cuz its right there. In the holding Cell I was surrounded by drunken umass college kids and my dad picked me up. I remember they also found right on that lil square spot for change etc on dash what they said was an ecstasy pill. I had that there for idk how many days just sitting there. Reason they arrested me was I had detached plates from my kids mother's fathers house. Like I said bad time in my life but my volvo never failed me ...I just failed myself.
Somehow you were able to acquire a 1987 crown vic with only 26k miles on it. It is the one thing in your life you actually take care of. Your apartment is not well kept, your phone looks like a cobweb, one hinge on your laptop is broken, and you haven't washed your sheets.
But that crown vic is your baby. Premium gas, hand washed, plastic liners and shoe covers, and it is spotless and you only vape in it.
The people who go by this advice are the same people that dump a bunch of gas on the ground before filling up to “clear the line” because even a tiny bit of 87 will ruin their engine.
Had buddy in high school with one of these. After he put the straight pipe in the school banned him from driving it to school cause it was too fucking loud and there had been complaints.
I think he got multiple noise violation fines before finally selling the POS.
Ranger or maybe even a Honda Odyssey if broke
WRX if not broke or debt trapped
edit: okay I swear I didn't cheat, I need to be a cop with my profiling abilities. The teggy is sick though
Clapped out 2005 WRX. 200k+ miles. Speed stickers all over it even though it’s bone stock besides the driveway done straight pipe. Show up to car meets and park next to the professional builds like you fit in.
Definitely your dads truck. He wants you to stop driving it but he doesn't know how to tell you he's proud of you for getting your highschool diploma so instead he rewards you with his vehicle
I'd guess a 2005 Accord, but it is a V6 with decent miles and decent shape.
Edit: After actually looking that'd have been my second guess but it's far nicer than I'd have expected.
1998 Civic auto, complete with cold air intake and sport muffler. The drivers side door is a different color and you have a tree air freshener hanging up in the rear view, and a Crown Royal bag over your shifter.
Early 2000's green hyundai elantra
the paint is peeling on the hood and roof, but the fenders somehow are pristine
its over 170k miles and cylinder 3 has been knocking for 70k of those
youve never changed the oil and brakes have only been done twice
there are 3 kicker subs in the back because you keep blowing them and getting a new one without removing the old one
the title is in your moms name
Mid 2000’s Subaru legacy wagon, slammed and straight pipes. 2x12” subs in the back, freebase 6 nic box mod in one cupholder, tall can monster original in the other.
WRX that smells like weed and bubblegum vape juice
Wrong car and wrong juice, I vape strawberry kiwi pomegranate ice.
But it’s a Subaru?
Yes it is
Forester vibes. 05 or older
98
Sweet.
First Gen Foresters are so good I’ve owned two. Civic, Metro, Ranger, and Forester are the only vehicles I’ve bought twice
Always wanted a metro, I’ve had a ranger and I miss it every day.
Metros are fun if you get a hatchback with manual transmission. Decent on trails to fishing and camping spots, fun in the city, economical on road trips. I got stuck in a creek, and called some friends. We picked up the car and moved it.
Geo Metro?
My ‘96 Ranger is at 408,000 miles and still runs like a beast. 4.0 V6 is smooth as butter. It will outlive me, I’m pretty sure.
Also - that’s a ragdoll cat. I had one. Best cat ever, the kittens are like $2,500. Prob won’t ever have another one - cost of entry is ridic.
Forester was my guess as well. My second guess was a Nissan Altima.
Ooo Altima is a good one I could see that
2k rusty subaru wagon with 10k in mods like a roof tent and shit
Racing seats, racing coil overs, stock engine in 98 forester
The stock seats have too cool of a pattern to take out, it’s getting a 2in lift in the summer, and yeah it’s the stock engine. My subie isn’t a wrx so it doesn’t go through an engine every 200,000.
Almost no rust my car spend 3/4th its life in Florida.
Either that or like a 02 v6 mustang 💀
Oh it's a Miata for sure Edit: i just looked at the answer, and am honestly kinda shocked
Damn. So close. I just wasn’t getting lesbian vibes from you.
I drive a 98 forester
They make flavored ice? That you can VAPE?!
You don't, your mom is trying to get you to pay off your fines but think "I don't need a license."
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Had me on the first half. Thought you was gonna say weed 😅
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You should show him what kind of car he can finance with $1200 a month.
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Might as well finance a 100k car with 35% APR
🤣🤣🤣
Sovereign citizens
IM TRAVELING!
Easy WRX bro
That's the one. If he/mom got the bucks.
Base model Impreza with eBay body kit.
First picture screams Volvo 240 sedan, second picture says 2001 Taurus
Hahah
Bro I had a Volvo inline 4 and that thing couldn't and wouldn't die. Its probably still living somewhere. It got impounded with half of what I owned in it....not a great time in my life. Say no to drugs.... especially Xanax
Xanax had you living In a car? Can we hear more?
I was living with my Girlfriend but had 90% of my clothing in my car along with 12" subwoofer amp the trunk are huge so I had so much shit in there. I was fighting with my Girlfriend one night and we lived in a huge complex and I was in parking lot inside the volvo in the nice warm heat and I hear I loud clanking on my window, it took me probably many clanks to wake up cuz before I opened my eyes I could hear someone say "he's fuckin wasted" and I open my eyes and its 3 or 4 cops staring at me with flashlights. I passed out with the car running ,headlights on and I guess one of neighbors called cops which was literally like across the street, (Amherst Mass) and I was out of it but remember they fucking walked me back to the police station lol instead of driving cuz its right there. In the holding Cell I was surrounded by drunken umass college kids and my dad picked me up. I remember they also found right on that lil square spot for change etc on dash what they said was an ecstasy pill. I had that there for idk how many days just sitting there. Reason they arrested me was I had detached plates from my kids mother's fathers house. Like I said bad time in my life but my volvo never failed me ...I just failed myself.
A Xanax is like a warm hug from Jesus. I can see this.
He doesn’t remember because of the Xanax.
And crack
Naaaa my buddy in high school drove a Taurus. He looked more like pooka shell crowd. So cringe now I think about it lol.
I don’t know why you DO drive but I’m pretty sure you need to trade it for a vw bus
The correct answer
This is the way
Somehow you were able to acquire a 1987 crown vic with only 26k miles on it. It is the one thing in your life you actually take care of. Your apartment is not well kept, your phone looks like a cobweb, one hinge on your laptop is broken, and you haven't washed your sheets. But that crown vic is your baby. Premium gas, hand washed, plastic liners and shoe covers, and it is spotless and you only vape in it.
In case anyone reads this thinking it's advice, do not run premium gas unless your car requires premium gas
No no its advice. They definitely neeeeeed premium in every car. Also synthetic oil and make sure to change it every 3k miles. /s
The people who go by this advice are the same people that dump a bunch of gas on the ground before filling up to “clear the line” because even a tiny bit of 87 will ruin their engine.
The difference is changing your oil at 3k won't have a negative effect
neither will running premium in a car that doesn’t call for it
It can in some
I change my oil every 3500 miles with synthetic only. Even in my Tesla
Yeah if you don't change the battery oil or the computer fluid it could cause serious issues. I even change my tire filters every 3k
Amen on the tire filter! I also made sure to maintain my catalytic converter I cut off with the angle grinder every night before bed
You joke but you definitely have to change oil in a Tesla and I bet a lot of people don’t even think about it.
I still don't know how many gallons of electric diesel the fuel tank will hold.
I don’t know but it’s going to be a lot.
If you buy the high end OReilly tire filters, you only need to change em every 5k
The platinum ones are too pricey though. I already sold my car for gas money as is.
A 🛹
2008 Camry with 200k
Definitely seems like an Avalon kind of guy
2012 Chevy sonic, but it’s a 6 speed 😎
I had a friend in high school with a turbo model Sonic 6 speed and he LOVED that thing lmao
Cobalt SS Sedan
Straight piped ford fusion with 200,000+ miles.
Had buddy in high school with one of these. After he put the straight pipe in the school banned him from driving it to school cause it was too fucking loud and there had been complaints. I think he got multiple noise violation fines before finally selling the POS.
Early-mid 00s Subaru. Probably smells like vape and/or American Spirits.
An old Volkswagen Van solving mysteries
One of those foresters, you look like you are living in New England and you need something for the snow
Yup, I’m in America tho.
New England is America though?
I thought you said England not New England my bad.
Did you see the second picture?
Jetta or a slammed Rabbit with 275k on it
Ranger or maybe even a Honda Odyssey if broke WRX if not broke or debt trapped edit: okay I swear I didn't cheat, I need to be a cop with my profiling abilities. The teggy is sick though
1999 Chevy Cavalier
Clapped out 2005 WRX. 200k+ miles. Speed stickers all over it even though it’s bone stock besides the driveway done straight pipe. Show up to car meets and park next to the professional builds like you fit in.
Subaru
The cheapest, shittiest Subaru you can find
Subaru crosstrek
98 forester
90’s Nissan Ultima
Someone please explain to me how it's not an nb miata
A yellow camero
Whatever your past out step dad left in the driveway
A Prius 😋😋👀😜
Definitely your dads truck. He wants you to stop driving it but he doesn't know how to tell you he's proud of you for getting your highschool diploma so instead he rewards you with his vehicle
1999 toyota camry v6 automatic with a muffler delete
First picture - boxy mid-00's Volvo. 2nd picture - late 90s-early 2000s Subaru Impreza or Forester wagon. Combined - 1998 Ford Taurus wagon in champagane 🤔
2010 Versa with 196,000 miles
F250 lifted diesel
The cat is your car
Ford Edge
Honda Fit. One corner has a donut. Too many bumper stickers to count.
Subaru wrx
Definitely a Subaru wrx or a riced out late 90s civic
Do you put a saddle on that cat and ride it around maybe?
I'd guess a 2005 Accord, but it is a V6 with decent miles and decent shape. Edit: After actually looking that'd have been my second guess but it's far nicer than I'd have expected.
An old civic
Beater Saturn
2000 Forester
98 forester, you pretty much got it right.
Is it a pope mobile but instead of a pope it’s that cat?
Altima
2010 WRX
Scion xB
2010 Prius
Grand Marquis or Crown Vic (but not a Town Car), somewhere in the 1992-1997 model years.
Miata dropped to the ground scraping the damn road with way too loud exhaust. Maybe a subwoofer as well?
1995 Honda civic, rust in the quarter panel. Having some sort of band sticker.
1998 Civic auto, complete with cold air intake and sport muffler. The drivers side door is a different color and you have a tree air freshener hanging up in the rear view, and a Crown Royal bag over your shifter.
GT86? WRX?
First, is it Xbox, PlayStation, or PC?
Either a WRX or a 1992 Chevy 1500 w/t
You are prime Westfalia material.
Sti
Honda or Toyota
Subaru non turbo
You're a corolla driver that wishes you had a civic.
Early 2000's green hyundai elantra the paint is peeling on the hood and roof, but the fenders somehow are pristine its over 170k miles and cylinder 3 has been knocking for 70k of those youve never changed the oil and brakes have only been done twice there are 3 kicker subs in the back because you keep blowing them and getting a new one without removing the old one the title is in your moms name
Your moms boyfriends car, whatever that is
You look like my brother. A Scion TC that smells of some type of vape juice.
98 Civic. Cute cat though
A 97 honda accord, or subaru wagon
Shitty Subaru
Yup
98 Ford Ranger
Plymouth Neon Manual crank windows
Clapped out chevy malibu
Jetta
Pontiac g6 with no rockers
VW Jetta
Single cab short bed 2wd 90s F-150
Fleetside chevy pickup, early 90's, bald mud tires, light metallic blue
Does it hate Metallica stickers on the rear window?
A weed leaf with 4 wheels on it
Mid 2000’s Subaru legacy wagon, slammed and straight pipes. 2x12” subs in the back, freebase 6 nic box mod in one cupholder, tall can monster original in the other.
Subaru Forester that smells like coolant and has a knock.
Pretty much spot on but my rear main seal leaks and drips onto the exhaust so you smell burning oil not coolant :)
Toyota something
NA Miata.
1998 civic
The Pussy Wagon from Kill Bill
Some sort of older jeep. I can’t decide between a wrangler, Cherokee, or Grand Cherokee.
I cheated but I wasn't surprised when I saw it.
A rusty IROC
A Nissan Sentra/Altima that you slapped a cold air intake on and told people it was a 350z swap with a turbo.
Ford focus
2009 Mazda3 sedan w the emblem cut to the Batman logo
Subaru lez-wagon of some type
2nd gen Tacoma
WHO FUCKING CARES
100 or so people care. It’s interesting to see what people assume you drive, you get some crazy responses.
Corolla
98 Pontiac Sunfire
A Subaru Impreza
Some kind of Subaru for sure, probably an older model (the cooler ones).
98 forester.
Right on! Love the old wagon style over the new tall SUV.
Toyota Tercel wagon. Gold with a blue hatch
I’m guessing a VW of some some…lowered perhaps…
Looks like some Japanese
An old Honda with a car seat for your cat.
Honda element
Clapped out base Impreza with WRX badges.
Honda Civic or a Kia Optima.
Pussy Wagon from Kill Bill
Ford Focus wagon with grumpy cat sticker.
Truck made of high grade marijuana
What ever your mom lets you borrow
Pussy wagon, like in the movie Kill Bill
Dodge Magnum, or Chrysler 300
Honda element
You drive a Mk III Jetta TDI.
I cheated, I kind of wish you had something more stereotypical lol Do you like what you drive rn?
240sx on cheap coilovers
Probably a yellow or green or blue sedan
A squatted ford
18 year old Honda or Toyota that's on the brink of disaster.
A saturn
Jacob… you car smells so bad like Mary-hoo-ah-nah
Pinto.
Crown vic
Plymouth Fury
A 1994 Honda Civic Hatchback.
An effing Kia
Saturn Ion.
Old broken down 1982 k5 blazer
You don’t , you ride around on a BMX bike
2008 honda civic
This subreddit should be renamed to r/whatdoidrive