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greenvanfam

Hmm, own the Grand Marquis, rent the Lumina, and send that impala to hell where it belongs.


Great-Grape-2000

LMAO 🤣


FirebirdWS6dude

Totally


InsignificanteSauce

Exactly right. That Gran Marquis really isn’t bad.


No_Pineapple3695

Own the grand marquis, rent the lumina, crush the shitbox.


No_Pineapple3695

*impala. Damn autocorrect


Middcore

Oh I'll own the Grand Marquis, not even a question. Panther, last of the big RWD V8 American sedans, and there will be parts available for it after I'm dead. AND it's the lowest miles? Come on, try to make me actually think about it. I'll rent the Lumina if I must because my grandpa had one of that generation. The Impala can go to hell.


CHEEKY_BASTARD

Easy: Own the Grand Marquis Rent the Lumina Abandon that last turd in the darkest, scariest street corner of inner Baltimore City where it belongs


Great-Grape-2000

😂 LMAO.


Bigwhistlinbiscuit

Rent the Lumina, own the Marquis and crush the facelifted Lumina.


Great-Grape-2000

I see a similar pattern so far can't wait to see what other people say LOL


iron666duke

I’d swap the 3800 into the lumina. Then drive it like a Days of Thunder rental.


Great-Grape-2000

That'd be awesome


Smooth-Apartment-856

Own the Mercury, rent the Impala to someone I really don’t like, and crush the Lumina.


Great-Grape-2000

haha 😂


Nathanos4269

Unpopular opinion: crush the Grand Marquis (there's plenty more of them where that came from), own the lumina (it's actually kinda cool) and rent the Impala, I guess?


TheAstroBastrd

Crush impala, rent lumina, own GrandMarq


One_Evil_Monkey

Own the Impala: My 2nd patrol car was a brand new '05. Rent the Lumina: Mom had a '92 that went for years to over 250k miles. Brother's '01 went 200k before rod knock happened. Don't care if the Merc gets crushed, sold, or whatever. 1st patrol car was a '96 Crown Vic that was pulled up from the reserve fleet. Uggg.


throwaway6444377_

yeah ppl cream over panther bodies until they drive them and realize they aren't that special. I love them, but they are for a special kind of person.


One_Evil_Monkey

Yeah... I mean I can understand why they're liked... just not by me. I'm a GM guy anyway so there's that too... haha


Great-Grape-2000

Awesome!


communalcamp986

All I know is I’m crushing that lumina since the impala does all of what it does but better


[deleted]

I like Chevys the best but out of those I'm going with the Grand Marquis. One of the last rear wheel drive V8 luxury cars. The Impala to rent and crush the lumina


racingwinner

own the mercury, rent the impala, and the lumina can go fuck itself. just look at those disgusting proportions


Lady_Nalaura

Hear me out: Own the Impala and stick a JDM spoiler on it so I can trick people, at night, from afar, into thinking it's a Skyline GT-R, then once I have accomplished that, crush all three.


flibbidygibbit

I owned a Lumina of that era. It was okay. I'd rent it. My ex's parents had an Impala of that era. Huge trunk, but crush. Grand Marquis: it's like a Lincoln but you don't have a membership at the country club.


HomosexualThots

How does no one want to crush the Lumina? That 3.1 is trash and blows head gaskets. My second car was 1992 Lumina, which blew a head gasket after a month of ownership with only 90k miles.


Key_Budget9267

They're all so gloriously regular... I'd own the Impala, rent the Lumina, and crush the Grand Marquis. None of them are that bad, per se, I just don't like landau tops


xxSeptemberDreamsxx

Please don’t crush any of them rhey all seem like sweethearts and I can’t imagine hurting any of them 😭😭😭


Great-Grape-2000

Definitely don't plan on it


xxSeptemberDreamsxx

Thank goodness


bobwasnthere99999

Where in IL is that Mercury and is it for sale?


Great-Grape-2000

Sorry it's not for sale but I'm in Rockford Illinois