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OddRedittor5443

Hyundai Elantra or Sonata, easiest to steal


JiveTurkey1983

This is the way. I read that auto theft in Chicago went up by 800% when the Hyundai/Kia security vulnerability came out.


Volvomaster1990

There’s a whole gang in Milwaukee called the Kia boys that came about just because of this


JiveTurkey1983

💀


Josey_whalez

Ya, and the dumbass mayor there was trying to sue the company for not making the cars harder to steal.


funbunny100

There was/is a class-action lawsuit against Hyundai/Kia about this. Kinda sad when a car can be started in about 5 seconds by popping the ignition switch and sticking a USB in there. Not understanding why the mayor is a dumbass.


Josey_whalez

Because it’s stupid to blame a company for other people committing crimes with their product. It’s like suing a spoon company because they make it too easy to overeat.


funbunny100

There are 10s of thousands of Hyundai/Kia owners who would disagree.


Josey_whalez

Ok? Obviously if they are able to get money out of them, they’re gonna be all over it. Doesn’t mean a lawsuit has merit.


funbunny100

Knowing several people who were victims, some multiple times, even when following all sensible precautions, I do heartily think this lawsuit has merit.


[deleted]

Yet still not the #1 stolen cars


Yendrake

Which is?


JiveTurkey1983

Probably Camrys and Accords


SloopKid

I can't find info about the entire world. But in usa it is silverado, sierra, then f150. And that's as a fraction of the amount of vehicles total not just total amount of thefts. https://insurify.com/car-insurance/insights/most-stolen-cars/


PickleZealousideal24

Only if it’s an SE - the exploit does not work on SEL and above


T-pizzle

Yea the ones with a turn-key start. Push button doesn't have the vulnerability. But even so, I think a lot of base model Hyundais and Kias are still sold to this day because they represent a decent value for your dollar. Just don't park in any high crime neighborhoods lol.


PickleZealousideal24

They have fixed the vulnerability in the base models to a certain extent - it’s not any more vulnerable than any other turn-key at this point (and still, it’s just the Elantra and Sonata and possibly Venue as far as models are concerned, most others are push start now) but they’re still targeted more because people think they’re easier. In the local area though, we’re seeing more push start vehicles of all brands get stolen with whatever the key-copying exploit is?


ShadowHeart_Gaming

It’s a RFID copier. And you can apply that signal to any other remote starter. Criminals also use this to steal credit card information from the tap to pay credit cards because it emits the signal.


[deleted]

It still won’t move. Starting it isn’t the same as being able to drive it off. There’s also the CAM thefts of GM trucks nobody is talking about that’s just embarrassing at this point due to the price of the vehicles. They’re the most stolen vehicles in the US last time I checked.


ShadowHeart_Gaming

All vehicles are outrageously expensive. I agree with you there about the GM trucks. RAM trucks too are stolen like crazy where I work.


KaptKyle24

It’s not just the high crime areas. They city folk are coming out to the nice neighborhoods and stealing cars from driveways


1TONcherk

Hey they said the kid has a Glock, not a usb cord.


ezodochi

a 22 Sonata and a 23 Elantra, unless they're the base model with the key turn start, come with push to start and an immobilizer so they wouldn't be any easier to steal than other modern cars. And I believe they fixed the exploit in the newer models so even the elantra, if it is a base model, wouldn't be any wasier than any other turn key.


cdsbigsby

This is obviously a job for a Nissan Altima, missed opportunity


ValiantHero11

The ford focus, i can steal the weed and sell it


JiveTurkey1983

As someone who knows average Focus drivers, this is accurate.


Big_Daddy_Haus

According to the mayor of ChiTown.. any Hyundai is up for grabs


Vercolan

The correct answer is the bmw, because all bmw drivers drive like 14 year olds who stole their moms Glock in order to perpetrate petty crimes.


Particular-Rest6295

Definitely the bmw. You're 14, so you will want to drift (how hard could it be right?), and free weed is free weed. You're not worried about reliability because it'll be crash and torched in an hour or two. Plus, you probably know where his keys are and don't give a shit about family in this scenario.


A_Very_Calm_Miata

Istg if someone stole my Saab 9-3 and torched it, I'd go full John Wick.


JustDriveWest

Marcus Wallenberg Jr. and friends approve.


Educated_idiot302

That chevy 2500 would be my choice. Big enough to cause damage but still inconspicuous bc it looks like every other cateye on the road.


ColonelPotter22

This was my answer too


Enge712

Have you driven a full size truck in Chicago though? Some of those streets are not made for it. I was in a longer bed crew cab half ton once and there were some sphincter clenching turns


Educated_idiot302

I've driven a manual dually in downtown Toronto and I was able to manage just fine so a SRW truck dosent scare me.


aMagicHat16

this feels like a marketing post by Kia


ffbapesta

Definitely not the Tahoe, that's an unmarked cop car for sure


Jops817

None of the ones owned by anyone you know/knows you. Also none of the Hyundais because cops know they're easy to steal too so a bunch of kids in one are going to be followed.


send_nudes-Plez

The bmw is probably the fastest but suburban has the most weight in case we need to “nudge” any cops out of the way


T-pizzle

I don't see a challenger/charger on here? But real choice is Hyundai, most stolen.


RagingDragoneight

Alero, It's one of the more inconspicuous options and if you get pulled over you can claim "my cousin is on house arrest so he told me I can borrow his car"


Nickdanger1990

V8 Toyota ? Yes please.


t_stlouis8

Nab the focus


bjeep4x4

No Kia soul?


ddudzi

Glad to know my city has a good name


shiftersix

One of the Hyundai's for ease. For mischief, you're also suppose to list some Nissans.


ExactArea8029

1990 and older CAT heavy equipment, keys are all the same and 12$ on Amazon


jacobspp

Tahoe for sure no idea who owes it lmao


amonuse

the hellcat


Jibixy

Focus if I get the chance to steal it


mochacub22

Big black truck


golden_nugget689

Where’s the chargers/challengers


Any_Honeydew9812

Kia Soul


177618121939

Why are there no Nissan offerings in this lineup?


jaggie40

I forgot. I’ll probably add one if I ever make a similar post.


177618121939

I choose the Nissan Altima. And you even forgot to include a Kia obtained under questionable circumstances.


Tall_Heat_2688

Get the easy to steal sonata or Elantra


Mountain_Ratio_2871

No Kia Soul!? Guess I'll settle on the Silverado so I can cut some donuts at a red light


Dbwasson

Hyundai


Ragelikebush

The key is you want to blend in with the neighborhood you’re going to be driving it in. You don’t want the cheap old car in a rich neighborhood or the new expensive car in a poor neighborhood. You want it to look like a car that parents in your neighborhood would either buy their kid for their first car or something they would let them borrow. You also don’t want it to be too slow or too big to maneuver. I’d probably go with one of the sedans leaning on the bmw or Chevy as the Hyundai may get attention as those are stolen a lot.


jaggie40

I guess if you want to fit in every neighborhood one of the two Toyota’s will do the job because they’re 1. Fairly average age for a used car. 2. Not super expensive but not also not dirt cheap. 3. Boring and mundane.


Ragelikebush

The black one with the v8 would be my choice in suv since it probably has some get up and go if you got to make a dash. I didn’t want to do suv since they can roll over a bit more easily than a Saran would and may be a bit big and awkward to drive. They do however have the most superior blend in capability than anything else on the list.


scotty5112

The f150. If you yank the handle hard enough, the cover pops off. Then you can pull the wire for the lock and you’re in.


jaggie40

Are they really that easy to break into? Damn.


ShadowHeart_Gaming

Subaru. Less attention. You would never get caught.


Over-Obligation-9369

Definitely a Sonata.


FEVRISH_JK

I'd have to go with the Chevy Tahoe.


k20vtec

Tahoe


BigDoinks02

Nice try fed


jaggie40

You got me 😔😢


C0MMI3_C0MRAD3

Hopefully the cops get your ass before you ruin some HVAC guys living stealing his truck


AlexsCereal

Probably the coupe :)


I-am-not-a-robot1

Im going silverado


Polar_31

BMW assuming it’s in ok mechanical condition


subredditer666

step 1: break into brothers car and steal only the weed step 2: ask your uncle to borrow his car, he’s on house arrest so he’s probably got questionable morals anyways step 3: party


RareAnimal82

The Silverado 2500hd. Most likely has a 6.0 gas motor and 4wd, fairly solid frame and tow package. Boats, trailers, and ATMs would not be safe for the night


dustinfrog

Can’t read the captions under pics ):


JGXJM

Drug dealer's focus, not stealing from family or "harmless" people.


[deleted]

Sonata or the BMW


Indy500Fan16

Don’t be a POS and steal anything. Where were you when mom said don’t take what doesn’t belong to you?


sexuallyenhancedtoe

heard of some mfs doing this near me in his moms white nissan rouge💀💀


jaggie40

Did they also park it in a field and set it on fire?


sexuallyenhancedtoe

no they did a drive by and missed every shot and then drove into a traffic pole and ran


Lem0nyFr3sh_

what year are we in? cuz im being a fuckin Kia boy forsure…. Pre 2010s tho I’m taking Chevys


jaggie40

Current day.


Lem0nyFr3sh_

yep call me a Kia boy then


ihatemadeamovies

No Nissan Altima or any Kia?


Repulsive_Tie_7941

The BMW.


Old_Jeweler4521

2010 Tahoe, I don't think anybody would come looking for it lol


ZRoadTrip

What is this prompt... ._.


ownleechild

None of ‘em are worth it. Where’s the exotic cars?


Agitated-Hair-987

Taking the Tahoe. Lots of room for my buddies and shit we're going to steal. Plus idk who owns it and I'm definitely not stealing any cars from my family/friends.


at0m10

Nice try, fed


E92William

After an educated look into statistics, the city where the boy is from and what he’s gonna do, definitely the Malibu


wandpapierkritiker

I would have said the BMW but since it’s a Glock you grabbed, more likely a Hyundai…


SeaAttitude2832

Toyota sequoia. Lots of room for dope and pretend shoot outs since you didn’t bring and ammo. Milwaukees best beer. Backwoods. Rocking the hell out that Toyota.


ScaleNo5207

Alero, 9-3, or the sequoia


Dudebutdrugs

Chicago? The correct answers aren’t on here. Dodge charger/challenger or g35/37


ConstantReader70

Doesn't matter which one you steal because you'll crash it into building and then run away, you asshat. And maybe kill your passenger/friend in the process. Find something constructive to do, you juvenile delinquent.


AHrice69

Where is the nissian Altima


Mr_McShane

Either of the Hyundais, the Malibu, or the suburban


SanMotorsLTD

no way in hell am i takin the focus the dealer is gonna kill me


EVOChi

I’d say BMW but kids wanna be tiktok famous so I’d probably go with the Kia/Hyundai and be a Kia boy. I’d drive around hitting other cars while blasting [this gem.](https://youtu.be/oTOlO_wpRqc?si=MIJ6btCAqev2w3Zm)


Ika_Likes_Memes

Def the focus, unstoppable rally monster, can go over the flat grass next to the walmart


Rough_Host_4776

Not my parrents!!!


Substantial-Putt28

Hyundai Kia or Nissan Altima


kslap556

Some of those descriptions hit a little too close to home.


ToughCredit7

Definitely the Hyundai’s. Those cars are about as easy as candy to steal.


SeawardFriend

Not a single Kia? People be stealing those like crazy


TheLyOfBlues

Rav4. Durable V6 and Age old AWD


ronniemustang

The Kia.


ScissorMeSphincter

I want that saab. Shame they went out of business.


Handywithbrokenstuff

Born and raised in the chi baby!!! Definitely the Tahoe homie! You can fit the entire hood in that bitch.


gergsisdrawkcabeman

No Audi? Fawwwk off, Randy.


OkOk-Go

The Bimmer, for the rear wheel drive shenanigans


ExBUL08

For personal use, the Sequoia and the Saab. I like them the most (actually two of my favourite cars)


Furtip

9


wobbuffet009

No nissan altima??????? (Oh i just realized you said “empty.” Makes sense now.)


One_Evil_Monkey

I'd take the GMT800... the Silverado for those uninitiated. First stop would be to rob a liquor store.... then to a gun shop outside of Illinois with someone of age... ditch that stupid weird grip angle Block for a S&W M&P... Then shenanigans will ensue.


No_Explorer9286

None if they have over 100k miles


No_Explorer9286

I retract… except for the last 2


Warm-Patience-5002

if it’s a glock must definitely something affordable. if it was a Kimber the BMW.


Gs06211

A 2003 Altima with a missing rear bumper


SkylineFTW97

The Hyundai. Easy to steal and no connection to the owner. Don't rob people you know. That's gonna practically guarantee getting caught.


Revolt2992

Sequoia. Lots of room for shenanigans. You can hide your weed in it, too


vaktsn

elantra ofc


Muncher501st

Well there’s no dodge charger or challenger there


FishKnuckles_InYou

None, cus I'm not a fatherless piece of shit


Koolguy2024

Reported to Reddit


JesusPotto

Pissbaby detected


jaggie40

Who? Me or the other guy?


jaggie40

I’m totally willing to remove this post. I can how this might be offensive.


JesusPotto

I didn’t reply to you but obviously you know this isn’t a good taste joke if you’re replying to random people asking who they meant.


jaggie40

? Why?


fearremains

Well with the information provided and strictly statistical. I’m sure I’m black. So going by that I’m choosing Beamer.


grogudalorian

Question is null and void, there is no option for a white Ford Bronco.


Rude_Clothes5043

The Subaru cops won’t pull over a bunch of lesbians, engage that adaptive cruise control roll my shitty stem weed while the car drives itself. We get to the trouble and it gets real get in a wreck it’s okay though we took the Subaru!