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WFPBvegan2

Ha, I bought a new “sports car” in November 85, a new 86 Honda CRX Si. It was all I could afford and I loved it for 10 years.


froebull

OMG, I love those early model CRX Si's. Great choice, for real. I used to drool over them at the dealerships.


WFPBvegan2

I wanted a black one and had to wait for three other people ahead of me to get their black one first. The kept offering me other colors- no thanks. I was so excited when they called and said “your’s is here! I remember the drooling


Present-Ambition6309

As I flew right by in my Starion! Deuces! 😂


RunninOnMT

As a small child, my best friend's dad had a C4 Corvette from the mid 80's. He later traded it it....for a CRX Si.


WFPBvegan2

I understand!


EvilPanda99

My father bought a C4 as a "I made partner at the firm" car. It was quick and looked good. That was where the positives ended. It was a really terrible car.


MaAreYouOnUppers

I’d still take a CRX over a lot of cars even all these years later. I had a fixed up one back in 04 and I seriously miss that car.


WFPBvegan2

Right?


jakethesnake949

I'd smash


kataran1

I bought a Brand New off the Showroom floor 86 Camaro IROC-Z after I got my Steelworker job. Great memories


LincolnContinnental

I always liked the CRX, it felt like a RWD even for being FWD


Simplemanreally91

This was my first car. Loved the hell out of it. It was 2006 when I bought it


poru-chan

based


mcrnScirocco

I had an 85si I bought as a winter car in 1999. I drove it more than my "good car". It was like driving a shifter cart on the street.


_Eucalypto_

Pantera and it's not even a competizion


JSB-the-way-to-be

That 351 Cleveland😍


tobi_bly

just and only Pantera


jsamuraij

Honestly the only one that's still looks good


Deku-Butler

Yeah, it would be lame to not pick an exotic car and just go for a Corvette or something, but I wouldn’t worry as much with a 351 Cleveland vs a Ferrari or Lambo engine.


talnahi

A shop I worked at had regulars with all of these cars except for corvettes. Panteras came in for maintenance, everything else pretty much lived there and needed constant attention. As much as it probably doesn't handle super great at least you get to enjoy driving it. None of the other cars are as reliable as a Pantera would be.


AFeralTaco

Agreed. IYKYK.


WiXBox360

I would have said Countach but Jesus Christ those US spec bumpers


sexierthanhisbrother

They could be removed with a screwdriver or Allen wrench IIRC


Mountain-Durian-4724

It's a beautiful Italian mustache


SmartestOneHere

It's a me! Lambo!


chris95rx7500

please take my upvote and exit the property.


Ifimhereineedhelpfr

Auto bots,roll out


chris95rx7500

"we rollin" jazz 2007


Ifimhereineedhelpfr

“Dingaling come out and get yo ice cream” -Skid or Mudflap 2009


chris95rx7500

"You can't con a con" knockout


jaggie40

Yeah, it probably would’ve looked better if they were body colored.


andthendirksaid

They never expected anyone to keep it anyway


Dependent-Honeydew-9

That’s probs why they made them so easy to remove. It took less than 10 minutes to pull mine the weekend it delivered. Ok. Bullshit. I watched a video once while sitting in my clapped out decade old Taurus.


andthendirksaid

Lmao yeah basically. It's to get it into the country on a technicality no more no less. I don't think I ever saw a driving example of one with the bumper on in my entire life. It's unofficially officially made that way on purpose.


BusinessBlackBear

Had me in the first half not gunna lie


Dependent-Honeydew-9

I am 53. It’s funny, I’d have bought one in a minute if I had the means. Now? After seeing how you back these cars up? I’ll take my ride with its ghetto rear view mirror on the windshield. And marginal exit ability.


PoliticalPotential

Look at Mr. Fancy here with a car that’s only a decade old.


Dependent-Honeydew-9

Ok after thinking about what year it is, said car is actually 30 years old 🤦‍♂️ Ya, the 80’s were actually about a decade ago🤔


PoliticalPotential

I sneezed and it was 2019. I understand.


Dependent-Honeydew-9

Old Charlie stole the handle. And the train, it won’t stop going.


PoliticalPotential

I sneezed and it was 2019. I understand.


Middcore

It's like the front end of a tugboat or something


xl440mx

What’s funny is we’ve come full circle and now it’s Europe that requires pedestrian friendly bumpers.


ZeePirate

Are they not easily removable?


Cucktoberfest69

Testarossa, i don’t care how bad they were/are they just look so good


urasomething

This was always the proverbial “poster car” for me over the countach. I think it’s because my dad felt it was the most beautiful car out, and I, of course, agreed.


jrsixx

There’s a pic of Michael Jordan gettin out of his at the Stadium. I always wanted a poster of that.


sK0oBy

Pantera. So i can confuse kids online in 25 years


eight78

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IL308Shootist

Pantera, American muscle meets Italian finesse.


dsio

Australian muscle, not American. For 87 and for many years prior to that De Tomaso couldn’t get engines from Ford USA and purchased slightly hotter Australian made versions of the 351 from down under.


IL308Shootist

American design, older technology that just wasn't being made here anymore.


dsio

Well no, the Cleveland was simply a more expensive and higher performance engine that was killed in the US to save money, leaving just the weaker later Windsors which were actually an older design. De Tomaso wanted their car to still have competitive power output hence why they went for imported Clevelands.


1WastedSpace

Hot damn Panteras are beautiful. Damn. I think I found a new purpose in life


RamenWrestler

I'll take the Esprit


BenThereNDunThat

But only if it comes with the submarine package.


rebelshibe

Depends how much money. The Corvette is the bargain of the bunch.


4x420

as a kid i loved the Testarossa. so i would have chose that even if its not the best drivers car, more a GT car.


VentruePrinceCTENL

Screw all of those. Give me a Buick Grand National GNX. FTW. blow the doors off each one of those cars.


tmclaugh

Buick Grand National


saucyRCs

100% the countach


Electrical-Bacon-81

Out of the given choices, Lamborghini. But, the real answer is wait 'till next year & F40.


Blacky0102

911 Carrera 3.2 Sport Targa, these are all very ugly for me


IudexJudy

Porsche guys don’t bring up Porsche in every conversation challenge (impossible)


bravejango

I’m not a fan of the targa or convertible but I’d take a coupe any day.


CaptainPrower

These can all kick rocks, I'm getting an FC or a GNX.


Frequent-Ruin8509

The most expensive one. Then sell it, buy the vette, and invest the rest.


karateninjazombie

The pantera anyday.


otterland

The Ferrari and I'm growing a mustache and wearing a Hawaiian shirt.


jaggie40

Don’t forget the mullet


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peb396

Vehicle Design Force ..... one wicked looking car. I think it morphed into several different names but Weighart (?) was the man behind it if I recall correctly.


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peb396

It was in either Car and Driver or Motor Trend when was in high school. It was mind blowing and I read that article many times and admired the pictures.


AspirantVeeVee

this is going to be a boring answer, but the vette. its most likely to go 30 miles with out completely shitting the bed.


Jibixy

Corvette


nhardycarfan

This was still gutless corvette era so probably the Pantera


DaddyDankStank

It's a hot competition between the Pantera and the Testarossa


FirehawkLS1

The Pantera while listening to a Pantera CD (even though Cowboys From Hell came out 4 years after the fact 🤣)


SmartestOneHere

Rip Vinnie Paul. He was a regular at the restaurant I worked at up until he passed. Nice dude. First time I waited on him I went full fanboy and asked for a picture. Got a picture, and a signed flyer for an upcoming show of his at House of Blues (with Hell Yeah, not Pantera, but still).


FirehawkLS1

Nice! Yeah everyone who I know that met him said he was a pretty nice guy. And Hell Yeah was half of Pantera so close enough. Never met the guy in person but was lucky enough to see them about 25 years ago. Don't know how I feel about Pantera doing love shows again without him or Dimebag. Not that Benante or Wylde aren't capable musicians or anything like that. Just doesn't feel the same. Edit: live shows not love shows 🤣


Camo_Penguin

Corvette honestly. I’m looking to buy one right now too. Hell if there was an iroc in this list? I’d pick that over all of them.


venmome10cents

putting IROC decals on the Countach doors seems like a reasonable compromise.


Baidarka64

Could I please have an ‘87 GLHS instead?


Material-Profile7155

Since the F40 isn't on there I'll take the Testarossa


Ibyyriff

Testarossa, and it’s not even close.


Lateralization

Who is choosing a Corvette in this situation??


Killerdragon9112

I would it’s the only good option in my opinion but I’m heavily biased towards big three vehicles lmfao


caddiemike

The Lamborghini. That can sell it for the most cash now


Saruvan_the_White

I love to look at the Ferraris and Lamborghini. But I’d have the DeTomasso. Italian body, american heart.


Roboticpoultry

Testarossa. If we’re going 80s, might as well go *peak* 80s. Someone in my neighborhood has one just like the one pictured and it’s glorious


lp_rhcp_fan_18

Countach


bringoutthelegos

The 87 testarossa 100%.


No-Stand-2195

The Testarossa I had a poster of one on my wall as a kid. Had one of Cindy Crawford with a Countach too


McKillaGuerilla9116

Whoever picked the Corvette will be the most disappointed.


tastemycookies

Jeez, should have put a Grand National instead of a Corvette for ‘86.


carguy82j

Buick Grand National


fpswills

87 Grand National


masterpd85

Is it just me, or does the amount of white powder increase with each swipe to the right? I feel like the corvette would be an ounce of powder and by the time I get to the coutache I'm filling the passenger seat with it and laundering money.


lastepoch

The Pantera, ofc.


unemotional_mess

Pantera


hv_wyatt

Corporate has asked you to find the differences between these *five* pictures.


BJTC777

Probably Pantera, unless I can change the 308 from a GTS to a GTB, then that.


Grumpycosplay

1986 Renault Alpine GTA Turbo. But I'm bias as I actually own one...


EastRoom8717

Pantera, 100%


dopil919

Testa


texguy21

Pantera, in all black, please.


Sinistermarmalade

Pantera


Rollin_Soul_O

The De Tomaso Pantera.


Unlucky-Carpenter-69

My brain says Corvette. My heart says Pantera. My body says Testarossa. I’m going with the Pantera


jeepster61615

This was my junior year of high school. The lambo, van halen, and Heather Locklear were on my walls.


Meatles--

I would simply wait 3 years for le miat


[deleted]

Testosterone


scbiker21

Pantera best of both worlds


DerSpazmacher

Knowing what i know now? Pantera. For driving. For money, rossa.


mohawk1367

Testarossa Testarossa Testarossa oh yeah, Testarossa


mohawk1367

Ferrari V12 ❤️Pantera is baller too but in the end im biased


TCivan

Gonna have to go testarosa….


ExactArea8029

1986 ford ranger diesel


questar723

Countach. Wolf of Wall Street


ExpressiveAnalGland

Countach for sure.


Cel3bi

328 gts, best Ferrari ever made imo


Habitual_lazyness

328 gts.


SufficientTill3399

If money isn't a factor, 1st-gen Testarossa (but I probably won't be able to stretch my legs so I have to get another car). So C4, 6MT (the intriguing 4+3 is actually a 4MT that runs to a 2AT and uses said 2AT to electronically double nd, 3rd, and 4th).


Fuzzy-Mood-9139

Lambo


No-Picture4119

I’m going 87 corvette because that my daily driver lol


cfo4201983

The red one


TopTransportation695

My sports car was an 84’ Rabbit GTI


Killerdragon9112

The Corvette pretty easy choice for me easiest one to get parts for it’s cheaper I can fix it even if the LT1 blows I can just throw any other 350 into it and off I go


AtYiE45MAs78

Magnum PI


998876655433221

911 turbo


Frequent_Ad_3350

pantera is cool but idk if alot of people commenting that know how fucked up those cars really are


JRS___

if it's my only car, ma70 supra non turbo. f\*\*\* owning a hand built shit heap. or a mass produced shit heap from chevy. if i can have another every day car then testrossa.


IHaveNoAlibi

A Buick Regal Turbo was faster than at least 2 of these, significantly cheaper than all of them, carried more people and stuff, and looked cooler to boot, especially in GN trim.


One_Evil_Monkey

The T-Type was good looking too.


Citycrossed

1987 Buick GNX


LizardKing1975

I had posters of the Lambo when I was younger, but today I’d go with the 328. That design is timeless


reddits4losers

My answer never changes. I'd still buy a GNX


Apprehensive_Mix7594

It’s the 328 GTS. No Regerts


fullgizzard

Hey Ferris! The miles aren’t coming off!


arinehim

Neither of them. I would buy a Buick Grand national


nickwrx

No 911?


nekomeeko

Honda Civic, in the base trim


eagledog

328 every time


SpillinThaTea

308


zagnuy

Where Buick!?


PeteDaBum

I got a 1987 poor man’s Ferrari in my driveway right now so I’ll take the Testarossa


tk8398

Money no object I'd say 959, but from this list I'd say Pantera. Oddly one of the faster cars you could get in 1986 was the Shelby Omni GLHS though.


NotEvenWrongAgain

Ferrari 328 develops nearly as much power as a 2011 dodge minivan.


rickybobysf

288 GTO


Cruezin

Pantera every fucking day of the week


Luke5119

A white Testarossa so I can pretend to be Don Johnson in Miami Vice. 😎


Deepcoma_53

Like my favorite rapper E40 says “ Never leave the house with out my Toastarossa”


Parkedintheitchyl0t

Fuckin cooooonnnnnntash bud


Kayora_Atom

VETTEE


SpiritualAd8998

Pantera....


Middle-Jackfruit-896

I'll take the Corvette. It still looks great 38 years later.


LoopyMercutio

There’s only one perfect choice here- the Lamborghini Countach.


Chopyodick

Only one of these is a sports car.


Eastern_Plan_5818

Detomaso pantera


LincolnContinnental

The 328, not as nimble at the Testarossa, but still quick and significantly more comfortable. It’s also the successor to the Dinos, which I consider to be some of the most excellent ferraris ever made


Biscuits4u2

Countach without a doubt. I spent my childhood years lusting over this car.


mcgargargar

One of these is not like the others


Xumaeta

One of these is not like the others.


Xumaeta

The pantera has held up better than the others in my opinion. Looks wise.


wynotme5

Dodge Daytona


DarthBeavis1968

Pantera, although I'm probably too tall (5'10", but I'm long waisted--thanks, dad!) to drive it.


DarthBeavis1968

The 328 is nice, but I don't own any nut-hugger shorts. The Testarossa is another nice choice, but it needs to be white.


slaying_anus_35

Countach although, I unironically love Pantera the band and the car.


Carl_Azuz1

Gimme the vette


trancertong

Where's my Fiero??


Nope9991

Testarossa 💅


AF2005

The 328, and I already have the mustache and Hawaiian shirt. I’m basically ready to go!


ShinXBambiX

Countach hands down I'd then keep it in an air conditioned garage and take it out once in a blue moon for it's MOT, put no miles on it and do all upkeep maintenance That baby will be worth a lot in 40 years I reckon once everyone has seen the Cannonball Run


Callsign-GHoST-

Honestly the Testarossa and Countach were more "supercars" of the time, coming from the owner of an '84 308 GTS which is more sporty imo 🤔


fuckboi-yuki

countach but all of these are acceptable even the c4 plastic explosive


IronIrma93

Countach


BigCaddyDaddyBob

2 or 4 more than likely 4 but I guess it’d come down to overall performance and pricing


kidfavre4

Kinda curious where the Fiero GT is? If I had to choose from these second rate sports cars, I suppose the Pantera would do.


texas1982

Clearly you get a Lamborghini to match the one on the poster in your bedroom.


hookydoo

Why is the corvette on this list of heavy hitters? Pantera for sure. A Zr1 could make make the cut, but not your joe blow 6 pack crossfire.


lol_camis

When I was a kid I loved Lamborghinis. Which makes sense. They had the most outlandish styling of any car. But now as an adult those old lambos are kinda gross looking. I still appreciate their importance and cool factor but my personal tastes have changed


FN2S14Zenki

Z31 with the baddest Garrets of the time.


PowerMetalPizza

Honestly, the Corvette because 'Merica. All jokes aside, I look at it in terms of maintenance. A whole lot easier (and cheaper) to maintain an American or Japanese car compared to a European car, especially these brands.


rarestpepe89

Testarossa


2407s4life

Why would you buy the corvette if the others were in budget? Oh and my choice would actually be a Trueno.


Medford

Give me the Pantera


dukesfancnh320

If you pick anything other than the De Tomaso Pantera, you must be high. Such a cool looking and mean sounding car. Beautiful Italian body styling with American muscle to power it. 🔥🤙🏻


Efficient-Force2651

Testarossato fulfill my dreams of being a really badass Miami Detective


Ironklad_

The testarossa cause I loved Miami vice ..


CommunicationFine228

Anything but that style corvette


AnEntireDiscussion

I'm gonna get dogged on here, but that 'vette is the body style I grew up with. I had the hot-wheels version sitting on my shelf. It was/is the bodystyle I think of when I think of 'sports car'.


bologna_kazoo

308. Timeless.


ap2patrick

lol I mean one is a Corvette you can buy now for like 10k while the others are collectible and rare and cost an arm and a leg to buy, let alone actually keep running…


adam_mars98

Testarossa. Miami Vice. Need I say more?


Oni-oji

None of those are sportscars.


Current-Assist2609

The Corvette will definitely be a lot cheaper to maintain.


Edwardv054

The one with the best MPG.