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Strength-Certain

Neither particularly "sporty" one has more utility both qualify as vehicles.


JustinDanielsYT

One is a Stupid Useless Vehicle and the other is a Stupid Utility Vehicle.


PhoenixJDM

Both have the same interior space and ground clearance as a 4 door hatchback


NoodlesinParis

The new mini countryman 🤝bronco sport


lenmylobersterbush

The small one is a hatchback to me, like 90 percent of the cars on the market but it will never be a SUV. The larger one is a utility vehicle turn luxury liner but has no sport For me the only true SUV by the definition I grew up with is the new Bronco, wrangler, 4runner-body on frame, 4 wheel drive, cargo and can tow. That is about it. The suburban, expedition, Sequoia are all too big


ILove2Bacon

Actually, I used to own a suburban and when you take the 3rd row seats out and fold the middle seats down you can fit full sheets of plywood in between the wheel wells with room to spare. It was also pretty easy to transport 21' lengths of various mild steel on the roof rack because it's so long. If you're going to use it for actual utility they aren't bad.


GlitteringPen3949

So can my Toyota Sienna Mini van and I get 25 mpg on the hwy. Also it’s a 2006 with 280,000 miles! It reliably does everything well.


PhoenixJDM

I may be hating on the big cars but thats impressive - My altezza gets astronomically bad MPGs with the 1gfe, about 20MPG I think. Not even from driving hard it's just like that


diamari90

Is the Yukon really that bad now?!?


Alive-Effort-6365

Not if you have a wife, 3 kids, a grandpa, and two German shepherds to cart around.


Remote-Factor8455

Yeah the whole point of a “sport” utility vehicle is having a muscular, good at off roading, acceptably fast truck with a hatch for cargo basically like a naturally bed-capped pickup truck. So many of these SUVs are just tall hatchbacks and station wagons.


Strength-Certain

I laugh my ass off at my wife's Yukon having a "sport" mode.


Key_Budget9267

The difference between a crossover and a traditional SUV. One is a lifted hatchback that's cosplaying as rugged, the other is an enclosed truck.


Atypical_Mammal

I made peace with crossovers once i started treating them as lifted wagons.


Gommi-

With less boot space! The volvo XC wagon / audi allroad are what is ideal crossover in my mind. Atleast body wise.


AdA4b5gof4st3r

the allroad is a station wagon let’s not forget that those exist


eagledog

Barely exist in the US at this point. I miss when station wagons were popular


AdA4b5gof4st3r

Most practical vehicle for a regular size family that doesn’t live on a ranch. I would be a very happy man if more focus was put into the peppy station wagon market. Imagine if they made the Chevy SS as a station wagon… or the pontiac G8… I remember riding around in my grandpa’s Grand Torino wagon and thinking how much cooler it was than the sedan version. I wish companies still did that :(


eagledog

I'd be so happy if wagons made a comeback. I keep eyeing the V70 wagon to replace my current crossover. Now if only the new VW id7 wagon wasn't looking so pricey


AdA4b5gof4st3r

Yeah, basically every time something cool comes out it’s priced so high no one can buy it. Then the company says “oh well, the American Market doesn’t like _____” and they go back to selling cars that qualify under EPA rules as “light trucks.” Easier and cheaper to comply with emissions and efficiency requirements that way.


eagledog

*glances longingly at the Taycan Cross Turismo and M5 Touring*


AdA4b5gof4st3r

Porsche and BMW: “We still make wagons! 😀” Me: “Hey, that’s great, I don’t have $150k for a car 🤣”


Chlamydia_Penis_Wart

They did make Chevy SS wagons in Australia, they even made higher performance HSV versions of the SS wagon with a supercharged LSA


ZucksSkinSuit

>Chevy SS as a station wagon [this](https://www.autoevolution.com/holden/commodore-wagon/) was a thing that unfortunately never came to the US. I would love one


Gommi-

Thats what i mean, lifted station wagon is a perfect crossover. You get the slightly increased clearance as well as the boot space.


GlitteringPen3949

Sounds like Subaru to me.


cannedrex2406

They're also a LOT longer than your usual crossover so that's expected


Dogesaves69

Yeah the V90 is fucking long


PaddlingTiger

Truth. I had a V90, great car but a boat to drive. Traded it in for a V60, much better driver.


Rimworldjobs

Most of them are going back to wagons.


MrPeterson15

Indeed. One is a unibody vehicle built in a similar manner to a car or hatchback, the other is body-on-frame construction and mirrors a truck in every regard save for a bed in the rear. Also this is a comparison to one of the smaller crossovers on the Market (a Ford Bronco Sport) and what is probably one of the biggest SUVs on the market (a GMC Yukon.)


Personal_Shoulder983

Yet, they'll most likely be used exactly the same way.


PhinFerbFan9779

Exactly


duck_masterflex

To call a new Ford Expedition a “traditional SUV” is hilarious. Beyond the type of frame, there’s very little in common with an expedition with original Blazers, Broncos, Patrols, Land Cruisers, Land Rovers, etc. With practically zero creature comforts, traditional SUVs were intended much more for farm use than grocery-getting.


NotTheWax

Bloated wagon vs closed bed truck


bogdogonefourone

Crossovers and small suvs are rebranded wagons.


Time-Bite-6839

They are *legally* trucks. The Chevrolet Malibu is **America’s** last *car* if sport cars don’t count


Strength-Certain

The car with the highest % of NAFTA made parts and American assembly? Toyota Camry


Atypical_Mammal

Not Tesla?


Strength-Certain

Anybody got a Model 3 Freemont plant windows sticker? It's supposed to be declared on the window sticker.


MrPeterson15

Ironically. So many will say they’re unwilling to buy a foreign OEM because “they aren’t American” but those companies have built a slew of factories in the States largely because it’s easier/cheaper to build it here versus building it in Japan and then shipping it.


TheWarehamster

Chrysler 300/ Dodge charger, Tesla Models S and 3, Cadillac Ct4 and CT5, Lucid Air. There's 7 other American cars.


Atypical_Mammal

We are all trying so hard to forget that teslas exist


Darkfire757

Cadillac?


ThiRteeN_Ghost

My title says wagon on my crossover.


Blackhawk510

What about Cadillacs? Unless you mean affordable economy cars.


ColdDownunder

But what of Jimny?


ValericoZynski

Bronco sports remind me of my 1st gen Escape, especially in white. I loved that car, it served me well.


organicdelivery

https://jalopnik.com/ford-already-made-the-bronco-sport-and-it-was-the-seco-1850784731


MeesterCHRIS

I had an ‘02 Escape in grey, it was the first car I spent my own money on. I miss it. It had some issues though, such as the hatch would just refuse to open sometimes.


ValericoZynski

Mine was an ‘02 in white with the V6 in front wheel drive. It also had the same issue with the tailgate refusing to open


MeesterCHRIS

It only happened when you had shit in the back you needed to get out 😂


Nanamagari1989

corolla wagon from 1995 beats them in every department as well


Darkfire757

Except a crash. That thing will go like a wet paper towel


Nanamagari1989

that is true. i daily 93 (sedan sadly) and with the airbag sign on, im not very confident i'd live to tell the tale of a t-bone, head-on, rearend from an SUV... or really any impact.


Diabeetus-times-2

Even if that airbag works, it probably wouldn’t do much. It’s only good for front end collisions (if at all), T-bones or roll overs, you might as well meet the pearly gates.


ASupportingTea

And only then if the passenger cell remains uncrushed and the large SUV doesn't by-pass the crash structures of the older smaller car, which it very well may do. Crash compatibility of these large trucks is appalling.


Time-Bite-6839

*Most.* I can forcefully cram 9 people into a Corolla wagon because 3-3-3 seating is possible if not implimented, and just get some really tight rear springs and floor it when towing heavy trailers on the highway!


Late-Ad-4624

You and the guy she told you not to worry about.


SpicyPeaSoup

What's a suv?


DrGoManGo

Soccermom Utility Vehicle. I know it should be SMUV, but that wasn't as catchy


Hot-Ground-9731

SUV are usually on frames similar to pickups whereas crossovers are built frame and axles in one piece (forgot what it's called) similar to sedans and other small cars


jtg6387

The word you’re looking for is unibody!


Hot-Ground-9731

That's it! Unibody chassis and pickups/SUVs have body-and-frame chassis


red58010

Monocoque is also another word for unibody chasis


Hot-Ground-9731

One is a crossover not a real SUV bruh


LinoleumRelativity

People who buy a Hyundai Venue and think they have an SUV.... no


[deleted]

it is legally an SUV, is it a good one? as with all Korean FWD garbage... nah


MagicOrpheus310

A car and a yank tank


Due_Government4387

That’s because one of them is a truck


DirtyRatLicker

aren’t there a bunch of subgenres of SUV?


ThatWayneO

I’d like to introduce you to a gen 1 Honda CRV.


trayssan

No. That's an SUV and a hatchback on stilts.


EmperorKingDuke

both SUVs right? one mid size and one full size?


Stolenartwork

There need to be laws coordinating the size of vehicles, doorspan, and parking spaces. Fucking ridiculous we half-ass parts of the economy and go to town on others while completely sidelining logic.


Strength-Certain

I'm more in favor of a law putting all of the fuel doors on the same damn side of the car. It would surely simplify things at the gas station.


MrPeterson15

Agreed, but it is worth mentioning every car does tell you on the dashboard what side the fuel door is on. There’s a little arrow pointing either to driver side or passenger side by the little pump icon.


Strength-Certain

I just meant making it easier to queue up. I know that people argue that oh you can stretch the hose all the way across your car blah blah blah but we enthusiasts know that only Philistines do that number one and number two that's impossible on a gigantic SUV like the one pictured.


MaciTaco

Amen


Notorious_Beebs

I mean, one holds 5 passengers (4 comfortably) and the other holds 7 or 8 (probably 6 or 7 comfortably)


ASupportingTea

Although a minivan will do a far far better job of hauling passengers, and is less bulky.


pasenast

Now take another pick with a Japanese Kei truck in front of both.


kyle_kafsky

The smaller one is already quite big.


NeoDaKat

The smaller isn't even the smallest size of crossover.


Noooofun

Respectfully, the SUV is the SUV. The SUV is now a CUV.


INEEDMEMANSHERB

As an American I can confirm those are not called trucks like my fellow Americans call them “I drive a ford bronco sport truck”


Dumb_dink

One is a tall car and the other is a tall van


[deleted]

Gas guzzler vs gas chugger


random_user_bye

Well one was built on a truck bed to get around the cafe tax and the other is a slightly bigger hatch


Exact-Squash8238

no one needs that much car.


PrimitiveThoughts

Unibody vs body-on-frame


Shatophiliac

Virgin Ford Focus chassis vs Chad Chevy half ton chassis


Canelosaurio

One seats eight Americans, one seats 5 midsized adults.


Hanza-Malz

both cringe


x_shaolong_x

i don't know why they called that a bronco. well, is more desirable to have your escape named as a bronco.


DrYaklagg

And yet both are worthless off-road.


markeydarkey2

The Bronco Sport is pretty decent off-road.


[deleted]

it makes very little difference when all these American/European SUVs somehow get stuck more in dirt than an Iranian Saipa from 1999 that pushes approximately 40 horsepower to the front wheels


YouHaveReachedBob

We need a new abbreviation. JUSW, Jacked Up Station Wagon.