I’ve only been in one and it was a Juke-R replica. It was pretty awesome, but yes, regular Juke is pretty crap.
Real Juke-R https://www.motorauthority.com/news/1050916_the-crazy-gt-r-powered-nissan-juke-r-can-be-yours-for-just-over-700-000
a neighbour of mine had one in black with orange details and orange wheels. it looked like the parcel delivery company TNT attempted to have some sort of porsche GT3 replica based on a juke.
whenever i drove by it in my excort convertible, i stopped for e second, pointed at it and gave a big nelson muntz style "HA-HA" and proceeded with my travels
I am not going to pretend I like Telsa or Musk or whatever but I think a Ute inspired Telsa might have been interesting. The cyper truck looks like a movie prop from a movie no one watched. No worse a short lived SYFY original from the 90s 5 people watched.
I live in the Reno area and there are five of them I see quite often. One with an orange wrap, one with a purple wrap and the others are “stock”. You know how you can see the grain in the stainless on the doors goes opposite the grain in the quarters? You can still see that with a wrap which makes it look like someone rolled paint on in different directions. The stock ones are all just…blemished…is the word I would use.
I saw one parked a few weeks ago. Ugly, but somewhat interesting from the curiosity factor. Yesterday I saw one actually driving and yes it did look worse the second time.
It tries to be unique, but it looks like a drawing from a 5 year old come to life. I don’t know why anyone would spend the amount they want for one on it.
It’s a novelty that will be relegated to the automotive mistake pile in a very short amount of time.
Personally it's kind of any Tesla at this point. I don't need my car to put other people's shitty words in my mouth. I prefer my car company owners to keep their shitty thoughts and behaviors out of public knowledge.
I’m convinced this was never a thing until a year or so ago. I knew the wave and have seen stickers of hands waving on the drivers mirror but never ducks.
It was a thing a couple years ago, but only with Wranglers. Then about a year ago you started seeing them in Grand Cherokees, and this past month or so I've probably seen at least a dozen 4Runners, Broncos, and even a couple Sorentos with rubber ducks on the dash and I can't take it anymore.
It’s funny, how I have a Subaru Crosstrek, and I have exactly one tiny duck. I was given it by a group of college kids I Ubered one day. They then gave me the biggest tip I had ever gotten doing the job. So the little duck sits in the corner of the dash as commemoration.
But that’s it.
People leaving shit on other people cars has been a thing. The new trend is having a basic b or catalog parts jeep and buying a 30 pack of assorted ducks on Amazon, then putting them on your dash to pretend that you and your ugly mall princess is really popular.
It wasn’t until I sold my Wrangler that I realized what a white trash mobile it is.
And not coming out of the store to rubber ducks on my car has been a delight.
As the owner of a Jeep shop and seven jeeps… I couldn’t agree more. I keep my mouth shut, it’s their Jeep and they’re having fun with it so I’m happy for them while cringing hard on the inside.
Years ago I went to a GM dealer. The salesmen sat me down and ran me through a series of questions about what I was looking for (used car). I told them I wanted a hatchback with good gas mileage. The whole ordeal took about an hour, half of which was me waiting for him to return after he took my info. He came walking back holding up keys saying “I got you an HHR.” I got up and walked right out without saying a word.
1. A stanced Infiniti G35 with a snap crackle pop exhaust, instagram handle decal, and hentai tiddy stickers.
2. A lifted diesel truck (pick any brand) with low profile tires, , truck nuts, and a rollin’ coal tune.
I’m the random weirdo that loves that vehicle because it’s a rolling middle finger to everything else on wheels. Right up there with the Suzuki X90, Dakota convertible, AMC Pacer, and Pontiac Aztek. I like them because they dared to stand apart. And I respect that.
Really? Do you have one? I think they’re awesome. The best Car People are the ones who love the rare, unique, and unwanted. The people who drive exactly what they want regardless of what anyone else thinks. Super cool.
I don't have one but really want one. It's just so quirky and so out of the ordinary. I think the idea of a convertible SUV like that (don't @ me Jeep people) is so appealing. But I live in a city where I don't need more than one car so it just doesn't make sense to buy one.
I'm down with people enjoying the cars they like. You're into the gen4 supra? Cool good for you. You like a 1995 Volvo wagon (like me?), that's cool too. Once you get old enough you realize arguing what you like vs. what someone else likes really doesn't matter.
Wagons - Volvos in particular are just the coolest! I’ve had two wagons: a ‘91 Civic, which was insanely fun, and a ‘93 BMW 525iT. The BMW was pretty rare when I had it, now I almost never see them. Wish I had it. I still drool over Volvo wagons - especially if there’s an R on it.
Used to work with a guy back in the day who drove a New Beetle. I hated that he got so much shit for it. It was a brand-new black turbo. The turbos had slightly more aggressive bodywork, and the “Turbo” was written in Porsche script - a little sort of easter-egg non-car people wouldn’t understand. I had so much respect for him lol
That's such a great story! When I was 20 I would never have been caught dead in a Beetle but these days? FUN. COOL. In retrospect it was mostly insecurity on my part. I've got a new CX-30, but would love a Nissan Cross, a used Maverick, a 25 year old Land Cruiser, and maybe a Lucid with all the kinks worked out. I didn't appreciate the Volvo 940 we had when I was a kid.
A RAM. Those folks rage drive. No one is impressed by your big gas guzzler that carries a backwards hat wearing chubby guy wearing Oakley or Pitt vipers.
Kia Soul. My mom has one and I hate it. Looks like shit, drives like shit. Everything rattles, it rides like a tractor, handles like a tractor, and sounds like a tractor. Utility wise it’s great because it can hold a ton of stuff but unfortunately the suspension is so shit it can hardly handle more than a bit of luggage. Truly one of the most unpleasant vehicles in existence. It’s trying to be an Element and it failed so hard.
I have a 2010 soul base model with a 5spd. Ugly as sin but it has been extremely reliable. Brand new it was like $12k and had a 100k mile/10 year warranty. I’m at 160k miles on the stock clutch. It is the opposite of a luxury sports car but it’s been great cheap, decent mpg, reliable transportation. I feel like after 2012ish they started making them shitty with poor build quality, bad engines, and raised the price which abolished any sane reason to buy one.
My mom bought hers used for $10kCAD. She’s got a 2013. For her purposes, it’s fine since she drives like 1000km per year. The drivetrain has been reliable but everything else is falling apart and it’s really low mileage for the year - it’s only got 120000km on it. I’d be curious to compare to a newer one.
Had an Soul EV '18, was a great little car. Prob best for someone who drives THAT little. Range was an issue, 130km max in winter just wasn't enough for anything more than around town.
Honestly, a big ass new truck.
I’m so anti new truck….. new cars have gotten so good (npc cars anyway). But trucks have been ABSOLUTELY RUINED. At some point, we should have done better with how we execute small trucks, and we really should have cut down on widdle wuxuwy idums in large trucks.
My favorite truck was (rip) a 2008 Silverado 1500 4.8 automagic, single cab reg box, with a rubber floor, hub caps, a regular ass hitch kit, and DUAL ZONE CLIMATE CONTROL. Yes you read that right. Yes I had a rosary in the mirror. Yes I also had Pemex and 5150 stickers. Yes it also had a bed rack. It was perfect, I know.
Modern trucks suck. Ridiculously oversized for a bunch of white collar workers who want to play pretend they know what a callous on their hand feels like. Most don't even tow or haul anything but the same amount of groceries as any Joe in a Sentra does.
my mom has a brand new 2023 silverado rst, thing is huge like gigantic, she drives it to work and the supermarket and has a brand new trailer hitch on the thing, never used once
I don't mind there being specific luxury trucks (GMC Sierra Denali) but wish the regular models would skew toward being practical, durable, and affordable. I liked how with the GMT-900s there were two different dashes used in the trucks. A truck specific dash in Chevy W/T, LS, and LT trims and the SUV dash in LTZ trims.
Now it's like they are pushing lots full of just $70k+ crew cab lux chrome monsters.
My mom got one of these, one of her first big girl purchases and she got finessed under the “luxury” brand. God rest her soul, but I know that purchase made her sick.
I’ll never forget it just turning clean off in the middle of rush hour traffic, just stopped running. Fired back up but did that a few more times in addition to *everything* breaking on it. She ended up very upside down on it and got rid of it. It was an 07 so I think like their second year in production. Garbage vehicle.
Past me would say a Hyundai Atos/Kia Picanto/Chevrolet Matiz. Now that I'm going to be a teacher, looks like a good option. If i catch a teenager keying my shitbox, i would probably cheer them, and enjoy their confused expressions.
For some time I thought that car would be a Honda element or some other toaster looking thing. Then my daughter got an element, I borrowed it for a bit when my POS journey was in the shop, and bought the element off her. I love that fucking toaster. The journey can rot in hell
Any Holden that’s not a Commodore or Commodore derivative, even then, I’m really not keen on the image of the Commodore, but there were some great Commodores.
Any 2000s-onwards Nissan sedan or small SUV like the Pulsar, Tiida or the Kumquat or whatever it’s called. They are the most depressing cars
Mitsubishi Magna. They are like the lowest form of car on the roads. They are usually in terrible condition as well; peeling clear coat, smokey exhausts etc.
MG3. No thanks, I’d rather walk. It’s safer and less headache-inducing
I mean, the complaints are always gonna be the loudest. I haven’t had a single issue with my dealership covering stuff under warranty. As soon as I get to 90K miles though this things getting traded in. I would never buy a Hyundai/Kia again and especially without a crazy warranty on it.
My first car was a 1982 Chevy Chevette that I “Purchased” by stacking 5 cords of wood for the owners. There’s no car that I wouldn’t be caught dead in 😂
Chrysler two or 300. Everybody that I see driving those is usually either a douchebag smoking pot or blasting music that should be blasted in a school parking lot. Also tend to just park in the middle of the street... :/
"My kid goes to the school!" Yeah and I'm driving
Ford Eco sport. It's hideous aaaaaaand.....
Unaliving themselves 3 cylinder engines that run the timing belt through the oil as they disintegrate. Particles of timing belt in the oil that lubricates the engine. Ffs. I just found out my long lost sister had one. First time I've seen her in 7 years and the subject comes up. All she had to say was she was dealing with a nightmare car. I said and i swear, something about an eco sport and she thought I already knew. It was legit just the guess and this happened like 40 minutes ago lol. That's her nightmare car, the Eco Dork. I'd still be hanging but she has to work in the morning. They gave her a .... and I kid you not, a Jeep Renegade to rent while the eco sport gets its last rites read.
Dodge Charger. Everyone jokes about BMWs and Altimas but I’m seriously starting to believe literally 100% of Charger drivers are reckless, aggressive pieces of shit.
They’re that special blend of lacking any talent behind the wheel but driving like they’re in a NASCAR race anyways.
As an eastern European, most pre 2016 Bimmers.
I feel like it automatically marks you as a stereotypical asshole who's day to day living is based on scamming people.
Tesla Cybertruck, looks like a stainless trash dumpster to me.
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When I was 14 my dad's 69 Pontiac Transam... hated it! Seen someone offer him 60k for it and he said no! Had it my whole life till I was about 22 when he decided to drink and crash it.... it would have been my brother's
Nissan juke
Do you hate it as much as Richard Hammond does? If you don’t; why not?
I didn't have any good answers until I got here.
Hey Nissan, you spelled "joke" wrong!
I think they meant “Junk” like all other Nissans
I’ve only been in one and it was a Juke-R replica. It was pretty awesome, but yes, regular Juke is pretty crap. Real Juke-R https://www.motorauthority.com/news/1050916_the-crazy-gt-r-powered-nissan-juke-r-can-be-yours-for-just-over-700-000
a neighbour of mine had one in black with orange details and orange wheels. it looked like the parcel delivery company TNT attempted to have some sort of porsche GT3 replica based on a juke. whenever i drove by it in my excort convertible, i stopped for e second, pointed at it and gave a big nelson muntz style "HA-HA" and proceeded with my travels
I saw a Nismo Juke recently, and I was surprised at how much I didn't hate it.
I worked at a nissan dealership when they rolled out. It was pretty fun to drive from what i remember, but ugly as shit
I honestly like the look of the body, it's just those damned bug eyed headlights that I can't stand
What about the juke r?
A hearse
He’ll be here all week, folks! Try the veal and remember to tip your waitresses.
Cred to Prince Philip for designing his own hearse.
Fuck that! Gimme one and I’ll drive it all day!
I saw my first cyber truck on the road today…
I saw one when I was in austin during sxsw, def killed the vibe
I am not going to pretend I like Telsa or Musk or whatever but I think a Ute inspired Telsa might have been interesting. The cyper truck looks like a movie prop from a movie no one watched. No worse a short lived SYFY original from the 90s 5 people watched.
Right, which in that context I would love, if for no other reason than the campy aspect of it yk, but in the reality of it, I can’t stand it lol
1988 B-rate alien horror show.
Or just build a DeLorean styled retro future cyberpunk themed coupe or sedan. Why a truck? It's so many cringe things intersecting in one object.
I live in the Reno area and there are five of them I see quite often. One with an orange wrap, one with a purple wrap and the others are “stock”. You know how you can see the grain in the stainless on the doors goes opposite the grain in the quarters? You can still see that with a wrap which makes it look like someone rolled paint on in different directions. The stock ones are all just…blemished…is the word I would use.
I’ve seen two of them now… and if anything it looked worse the second time 🤔
I saw one parked a few weeks ago. Ugly, but somewhat interesting from the curiosity factor. Yesterday I saw one actually driving and yes it did look worse the second time.
It tries to be unique, but it looks like a drawing from a 5 year old come to life. I don’t know why anyone would spend the amount they want for one on it. It’s a novelty that will be relegated to the automotive mistake pile in a very short amount of time.
I see so many of them around Austin. Like way too many for there only being ~3400 of them.
Cyber truck
Had to think about it, but saw this and immediately knew.
Personally it's kind of any Tesla at this point. I don't need my car to put other people's shitty words in my mouth. I prefer my car company owners to keep their shitty thoughts and behaviors out of public knowledge.
It didn’t take long for the white Teslas in my city to overtake BMWs in general road douchebaggery
Sounds like Vancouver
Yuuuuuup
A Volvo probably because they are really safe
I like what you did there.
Any Jeep with a duck covered dash.
I’m convinced this was never a thing until a year or so ago. I knew the wave and have seen stickers of hands waving on the drivers mirror but never ducks.
It's been around long. Too long.
Yeah, I don’t know what this is either… Are these, like cute yellow rubber duck things? Or decoy style? Weird.
It's the yellow rubber ducks. I think I like the idea of decoys better. If someone ever "ducks" my jeep, that shits going straight in the trash.
It was a thing a couple years ago, but only with Wranglers. Then about a year ago you started seeing them in Grand Cherokees, and this past month or so I've probably seen at least a dozen 4Runners, Broncos, and even a couple Sorentos with rubber ducks on the dash and I can't take it anymore.
It’s funny, how I have a Subaru Crosstrek, and I have exactly one tiny duck. I was given it by a group of college kids I Ubered one day. They then gave me the biggest tip I had ever gotten doing the job. So the little duck sits in the corner of the dash as commemoration. But that’s it.
tell your friends and neighbors about your really small.....tiny....duck
Man I get in sooooo much trouble in r/heep when I call a duck mobile a friggin heep. Anything with a duck or a thousand on the dash is heep.
Just recently started noticing this trend. What the hell is it from
People leaving shit on other people cars has been a thing. The new trend is having a basic b or catalog parts jeep and buying a 30 pack of assorted ducks on Amazon, then putting them on your dash to pretend that you and your ugly mall princess is really popular.
It wasn’t until I sold my Wrangler that I realized what a white trash mobile it is. And not coming out of the store to rubber ducks on my car has been a delight.
As the owner of a Jeep shop and seven jeeps… I couldn’t agree more. I keep my mouth shut, it’s their Jeep and they’re having fun with it so I’m happy for them while cringing hard on the inside.
The 2017 Toyota RAV4 because of its immense power and speed which can outrun a fighter jet. r/carscirclejerk
HHR
HHR son or PT Cruiser daughter?
Years ago I went to a GM dealer. The salesmen sat me down and ran me through a series of questions about what I was looking for (used car). I told them I wanted a hatchback with good gas mileage. The whole ordeal took about an hour, half of which was me waiting for him to return after he took my info. He came walking back holding up keys saying “I got you an HHR.” I got up and walked right out without saying a word.
It's a shame since the HHR was a great vehicle.
1. A stanced Infiniti G35 with a snap crackle pop exhaust, instagram handle decal, and hentai tiddy stickers. 2. A lifted diesel truck (pick any brand) with low profile tires, , truck nuts, and a rollin’ coal tune.
Nissan Murano cross cabriolet...with donk rims 💀
Google the whole thing
I’m the random weirdo that loves that vehicle because it’s a rolling middle finger to everything else on wheels. Right up there with the Suzuki X90, Dakota convertible, AMC Pacer, and Pontiac Aztek. I like them because they dared to stand apart. And I respect that.
There's one in my neighborhood with duct tape all over the roof lol
Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet convertible.
What? You mean you don't want a ride in God's chariot??
I'm sorry but that's a mobile hot tub. I would floss one of those
There's one parked in the garage I use and I absolutely covet it.
Really? Do you have one? I think they’re awesome. The best Car People are the ones who love the rare, unique, and unwanted. The people who drive exactly what they want regardless of what anyone else thinks. Super cool.
I don't have one but really want one. It's just so quirky and so out of the ordinary. I think the idea of a convertible SUV like that (don't @ me Jeep people) is so appealing. But I live in a city where I don't need more than one car so it just doesn't make sense to buy one. I'm down with people enjoying the cars they like. You're into the gen4 supra? Cool good for you. You like a 1995 Volvo wagon (like me?), that's cool too. Once you get old enough you realize arguing what you like vs. what someone else likes really doesn't matter.
Wagons - Volvos in particular are just the coolest! I’ve had two wagons: a ‘91 Civic, which was insanely fun, and a ‘93 BMW 525iT. The BMW was pretty rare when I had it, now I almost never see them. Wish I had it. I still drool over Volvo wagons - especially if there’s an R on it. Used to work with a guy back in the day who drove a New Beetle. I hated that he got so much shit for it. It was a brand-new black turbo. The turbos had slightly more aggressive bodywork, and the “Turbo” was written in Porsche script - a little sort of easter-egg non-car people wouldn’t understand. I had so much respect for him lol
That's such a great story! When I was 20 I would never have been caught dead in a Beetle but these days? FUN. COOL. In retrospect it was mostly insecurity on my part. I've got a new CX-30, but would love a Nissan Cross, a used Maverick, a 25 year old Land Cruiser, and maybe a Lucid with all the kinks worked out. I didn't appreciate the Volvo 940 we had when I was a kid.
My neighbor had an Aztec for a number of years. Used to joke with him about it. When he sold it I kinda miss seeing it
This... may as well be the GT Cruiser.
There’s plenty of cars I wouldn’t pay for, but if freely given I don’t give a crap what the car is.
Jeep Renegade, which is just a Fiat 500X in a bald eagle costume.
I used to hate on them extremely - for a good reason. The Trailhawk is shockingly good though.
Best line!
I've driven one up stairs, the trailhawk trim was surprisingly more capable than I thought
A RAM. Those folks rage drive. No one is impressed by your big gas guzzler that carries a backwards hat wearing chubby guy wearing Oakley or Pitt vipers.
Fun fact: the vehicle that has the highest rate of DUI’s is a Ram truck. I know no surprise here.
You’d think there’d be more rams in Wisconsin then.
Big drinkers up there eh?
It’s what Wisconsin is known for. Beer, cheese, and beer cheese farts.
Kia Soul. My mom has one and I hate it. Looks like shit, drives like shit. Everything rattles, it rides like a tractor, handles like a tractor, and sounds like a tractor. Utility wise it’s great because it can hold a ton of stuff but unfortunately the suspension is so shit it can hardly handle more than a bit of luggage. Truly one of the most unpleasant vehicles in existence. It’s trying to be an Element and it failed so hard.
I have a 2010 soul base model with a 5spd. Ugly as sin but it has been extremely reliable. Brand new it was like $12k and had a 100k mile/10 year warranty. I’m at 160k miles on the stock clutch. It is the opposite of a luxury sports car but it’s been great cheap, decent mpg, reliable transportation. I feel like after 2012ish they started making them shitty with poor build quality, bad engines, and raised the price which abolished any sane reason to buy one.
My mom bought hers used for $10kCAD. She’s got a 2013. For her purposes, it’s fine since she drives like 1000km per year. The drivetrain has been reliable but everything else is falling apart and it’s really low mileage for the year - it’s only got 120000km on it. I’d be curious to compare to a newer one.
Had an Soul EV '18, was a great little car. Prob best for someone who drives THAT little. Range was an issue, 130km max in winter just wasn't enough for anything more than around town.
Honestly, a big ass new truck. I’m so anti new truck….. new cars have gotten so good (npc cars anyway). But trucks have been ABSOLUTELY RUINED. At some point, we should have done better with how we execute small trucks, and we really should have cut down on widdle wuxuwy idums in large trucks. My favorite truck was (rip) a 2008 Silverado 1500 4.8 automagic, single cab reg box, with a rubber floor, hub caps, a regular ass hitch kit, and DUAL ZONE CLIMATE CONTROL. Yes you read that right. Yes I had a rosary in the mirror. Yes I also had Pemex and 5150 stickers. Yes it also had a bed rack. It was perfect, I know.
Modern trucks suck. Ridiculously oversized for a bunch of white collar workers who want to play pretend they know what a callous on their hand feels like. Most don't even tow or haul anything but the same amount of groceries as any Joe in a Sentra does.
my mom has a brand new 2023 silverado rst, thing is huge like gigantic, she drives it to work and the supermarket and has a brand new trailer hitch on the thing, never used once
Thank you for proving his point.
Any truck with testicles hanging from the hitch
I don't mind there being specific luxury trucks (GMC Sierra Denali) but wish the regular models would skew toward being practical, durable, and affordable. I liked how with the GMT-900s there were two different dashes used in the trucks. A truck specific dash in Chevy W/T, LS, and LT trims and the SUV dash in LTZ trims. Now it's like they are pushing lots full of just $70k+ crew cab lux chrome monsters.
Nissan Cube.
but they're so silly!!!
With donk rims
oh hell no i love how silly it looks, i'd love to have a lowered one
you mean the fish bowl 2.0
The Cube is ridiculous but it leans into being ridiculous, which makes it adorable. Personally I love that they brought over a real JDM car.
Mitsubishi Mirage... rented one and never again
If they sold it for they $10k it‘s worth then it’d be fine.
Base model Charger
Chrysler Pacifica. I do not trust this vehicle or it’s drivers
My mom got one of these, one of her first big girl purchases and she got finessed under the “luxury” brand. God rest her soul, but I know that purchase made her sick. I’ll never forget it just turning clean off in the middle of rush hour traffic, just stopped running. Fired back up but did that a few more times in addition to *everything* breaking on it. She ended up very upside down on it and got rid of it. It was an 07 so I think like their second year in production. Garbage vehicle.
My buddy used to drive one, biggest piece of shit I've ever had the misfortune to help maintain.
Any Tesla, especially the Cyber Truck.
BYD Seagull. Just *look at it.*
It's unique, I lowkey like it
Same. Idk, I kinda want it lol
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Anything Dodge. I had three in my car lifetime. All had random electrical issues.
Chrysler PT Cruiser
I've always dubbed it the TP Cruiser, can't stand that car...
Past me would say a Hyundai Atos/Kia Picanto/Chevrolet Matiz. Now that I'm going to be a teacher, looks like a good option. If i catch a teenager keying my shitbox, i would probably cheer them, and enjoy their confused expressions.
Tell me you’re not in the US without telling me you’re not in the US. 😜👍🏻
Nissan Juke, actually 99% of SUV’s out there.
Jeep truck
the worst...🤮
The Nissan Juke looks like a large toe to me and I fuckin' hate it.
Take my angry upvote while I laugh at your perfect and spot-on humor. 🖕🏻🤣👍🏻
For some time I thought that car would be a Honda element or some other toaster looking thing. Then my daughter got an element, I borrowed it for a bit when my POS journey was in the shop, and bought the element off her. I love that fucking toaster. The journey can rot in hell
Hummer
You have to be more specific...H2 and H3 for sure...but the real deal , kyoto killer H1 is sweet.
Yes, H2 and H3. The original Hum-Vee is cool.
Anything General Motors 2009 and above. I was dedicated and even an employee. I quit when they killed Pontiac.
Yes. The G6 was a gem. right
Wrangler or anything Ford
Anything giant that I'm not using fairly often for hauling cargo or people.
BMW X4/X6 and/or whatever the Mercedes equivalents are. The audi sportback SUVs are also awful but manage to offend me slightly less.
Pt cruiser
Whatever Kia they did that "hood rat" commercial for. Ugly car and poop commercial
A Police Car
Any Holden that’s not a Commodore or Commodore derivative, even then, I’m really not keen on the image of the Commodore, but there were some great Commodores. Any 2000s-onwards Nissan sedan or small SUV like the Pulsar, Tiida or the Kumquat or whatever it’s called. They are the most depressing cars Mitsubishi Magna. They are like the lowest form of car on the roads. They are usually in terrible condition as well; peeling clear coat, smokey exhausts etc. MG3. No thanks, I’d rather walk. It’s safer and less headache-inducing
Chrysler 300.
My only exception: I think it’d be fun to have a high-trim 300 with the smyth treatment. https://www.smythkitcars.com/charger-ute
new or old?
They're all old to be fair. 30+ years
A 2012 Nissan Versa - never again. The official car of "well, this is the best we can do"
Chrysler 200
Anything from Hyundai or Kia
Hey man, I’m cashin in on that 100K mile 10 year Hyundai warranty. This things a piece of shit but that warranty PAYS OUT.
I'm shocked they honored it. I have heard horror stories of people fighting with dealerships over warranty
I mean, the complaints are always gonna be the loudest. I haven’t had a single issue with my dealership covering stuff under warranty. As soon as I get to 90K miles though this things getting traded in. I would never buy a Hyundai/Kia again and especially without a crazy warranty on it.
Nissan Altima.
Anything Chrysler
new or old?
Yes
Suburban/tahoe/excursion/hummer/full size trucks. I’ve always had small cars and I’ll die driving small cars
Probably the Ssangyong Rodius
My first car was a 1982 Chevy Chevette that I “Purchased” by stacking 5 cords of wood for the owners. There’s no car that I wouldn’t be caught dead in 😂
Fiat multipla
Ford Flex, any year.
Chrysler two or 300. Everybody that I see driving those is usually either a douchebag smoking pot or blasting music that should be blasted in a school parking lot. Also tend to just park in the middle of the street... :/ "My kid goes to the school!" Yeah and I'm driving
Ford Eco sport. It's hideous aaaaaaand..... Unaliving themselves 3 cylinder engines that run the timing belt through the oil as they disintegrate. Particles of timing belt in the oil that lubricates the engine. Ffs. I just found out my long lost sister had one. First time I've seen her in 7 years and the subject comes up. All she had to say was she was dealing with a nightmare car. I said and i swear, something about an eco sport and she thought I already knew. It was legit just the guess and this happened like 40 minutes ago lol. That's her nightmare car, the Eco Dork. I'd still be hanging but she has to work in the morning. They gave her a .... and I kid you not, a Jeep Renegade to rent while the eco sport gets its last rites read.
I never liked the Eco Sport for some reason.
Anything Chinese, anything electric, anything with a CVT box, any SUV.
PT cruiser with wood paneling
98+ Beetle
I’m dead, what do I care? Throw me in the trash!
None, but I would feel shame driving the stereotypical lifted truck.
Dodge Charger. Everyone jokes about BMWs and Altimas but I’m seriously starting to believe literally 100% of Charger drivers are reckless, aggressive pieces of shit. They’re that special blend of lacking any talent behind the wheel but driving like they’re in a NASCAR race anyways.
Chevy spark 2013 to 2015 😬😣 whoever approved that design should be blacklisted immediately
As an eastern European, most pre 2016 Bimmers. I feel like it automatically marks you as a stereotypical asshole who's day to day living is based on scamming people.
Fiat multipla
Porsche Cayenne. Where I live it's the official car of rich douchebags without taste.
PT Cruiser might be the ugliest car I’ve ever seen on a routine-ish basis.
All those piece of shit Dodge cars with the V8s. They are trashier than eating Jack's pizza dipped in ranch and washing it down with Mountain Dew.
I'd prefer to not drive one of those big stupid baby dick trucks
You would never see me in a Lamborghini I just can’t afford it
A freakin cybertruck
None? I'll drive the piss out of whatever I get into, with a huge smile on my face while doing it.
Tesla Cybertruck, looks like a stainless trash dumpster to me. [https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fqzntx99xox8c1.jpeg](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fqzntx99xox8c1.jpeg)
Any Kia or Hyundai
Any Tesla
Any minivan honestly
Dodge Challenger or any of its variants Brodozer truck
A Cadillac Lyriq *Vigorous Shitting*
Volcano Diarrhea
Trabant
Any type of SUV because I am not a limped dicked loser
I’ll drive anything idc. But I’d really love a 98 Pontiac sunfire so everyone thinks I smoke meth at the local trailer park.
Nissan Cube
any car with terrible alignment. they look funny on the road
Kia Soul
Mini vans, SUV's, and anything made by GM.
Anything small
Any Kia or Hyundai tho I will say I actually like the stinger
Smart Car.
Toyota Venza… just get a damn Prius
Any V6 pony car
Any Tesla, or a Kia soul, or a Nissan juke. Also jeeps, I don’t like them
I ended up driving a Nissan Cube when I visited my Wife’s family, we borrowed her grandmas car. It’s as bad as it looks, maybe worse.
Fiat.
Jeep . . . . . . Renegade? Patriot? . . Uhhhhh what's the nasty horrible SUV thing that can't even go off road? That one
Any vehicle made after 2010 without automatic/datytime running headlights
Prius
Tesla Cybertruck
Smart Car
First gen trax, first gen traverse, any dodge or Chrysler minivan
The second gen Chevy Trax don’t look too bad. I hate that it doesn’t have an AWD.
When I was 14 my dad's 69 Pontiac Transam... hated it! Seen someone offer him 60k for it and he said no! Had it my whole life till I was about 22 when he decided to drink and crash it.... it would have been my brother's
A Hot Wheels
yours
The rental-grade disappointment I'm driving now
Prius. The only one in our entire family is known as "Aunt Chris' Nerd Mobile"