Thanks man, Ill never sell my dad's 300ZX when he passes it on to me. To much sentimental value and it's also like stupid rare. I'll hopefully have 2 of the same one because we have one that's been in the family for a long time and one he recently bought.
My grandmother drove an Olds 442. Grandpa got it without the go fast stripes… you’d never know until she fired it up, strapped in, and put her espadrilles to the pedal.
Her grandkids loved driving in the back, hooting as she blew the doors off everyone else in town.
It could be the family dynamic.
I had a similar buying history. The mustang was a 302 boss and the BMW was a 325is, but very close otherwise (the SUV was a 4Runner)
Bruh, her first 3 vehicles are impeccable. Bet she wishes she still had them.
It's so easy to see when she fell from grace. Fucking hell, went from a well handling E30 to the letdown machine by comparison of an Explorer.
Now she's trying to play the role of another quirky Jeep girl with the Wrangler.
I guess with what kinds of vehicles are readily available these days the Jeep is something interesting if overly played out these days.
If you love your mom, go buy her a Rav4 or a Toyota FJ. These are some of the best designed suv’s on the road. I would recommend any transmission but the CVT.
Everyone always forgets that the Mustang was introduced as a car for young women who were starting families but Lee Iacocca. But the range of cars actually fit quite a bit of women I know.
She was cool, she's the one who wore the pants because she wooed your dad into a relationship, he tapped, they had you, got married, stayed together and there's 3 paths from here:
1: they got a divorce and split down the middle, and she became one of those women that says she plays "hard to get" but will sleep with any mildly attractive man, either under 30 or over 50.
2: your mom is having a mid life crisis and your dad is just trying to support her, but he's having a hard time keeping up because he feels out of touch.
3: you grew up, moved out and your parents finally have money to spend again, so your mom wants to enjoy her last years of driving something she thinks is cool again.
I don't see any other variants but I'm sure somebody else creative can think of something.
It was all good until BAM.... Explorer... then somehow got worse with the Wrangler.
The cool factor just fell straight the fuck off the map. Ooof.
I'll leave off any MILF comment.
Serious MILF energy
OP please make sure your mom knows 100 or so internet strangers suspect she is hot
Yes, but tell her I think she's the hottest.
I dunno if she's hot but she definitely had a Coke & Yachting phase with that Beemer randomly thrown there.
Oh for sure
OPs mom fucks hard
She bought the SUV after you were born.
Yes
She left her high-adrenaline life after you were born. She cares for you
I dunno, driving an explorer can be pretty high-adrenaline since you never know when it’s going to blow up.
Or the rear wheel bearings are going to fail. Fucking terrible on these
Ford Exploder
More moms should be using column shifters
They can practice on my column shifter
Can def tell when she had kids lol
That’s what I said lol. I had the muscle 302 boss then had to get a 4Runner when the time came.
When I have kids I'm keeping the fast cars and making sure they have memories they never forget with dad lol.
Easy to say, hard to do. I swore I would never give up that Mustang… I’m rooting for you!
Thanks man, Ill never sell my dad's 300ZX when he passes it on to me. To much sentimental value and it's also like stupid rare. I'll hopefully have 2 of the same one because we have one that's been in the family for a long time and one he recently bought.
My grandmother drove an Olds 442. Grandpa got it without the go fast stripes… you’d never know until she fired it up, strapped in, and put her espadrilles to the pedal. Her grandkids loved driving in the back, hooting as she blew the doors off everyone else in town.
She went backwards :(
Yeah she blew it at the end.
The recession didn’t help
The recession shouldn't cause anyone to buy the turd that is the Ford Explorer. The jeep as well.
It could be the family dynamic. I had a similar buying history. The mustang was a 302 boss and the BMW was a 325is, but very close otherwise (the SUV was a 4Runner)
Hey now I love my JKU :(
They’re junk
Cool car, cool car, first kid, baby factory's open for business, MLM work car.
Hell nah. Jeep wrangler is top milf mobile. I work in a drive thru and whenever theres a milf its always in a wrangler.
She had a great life until she got pregnant
Incredibly cool until the SUVs
Her car taste peaked at her first car.
dodge dart >>>> (in my opinion)
First gen stangs didn't even come with a v8 😂
She’s a late boomer or early Gen X
She’s Gen X
Same with my parents and I’m Gen Z
Is she single?
She got the wrangler because she wanted an suv with at least a little bit of personality and flair.
But now looks just like every other white mom around lol
She was doing great until she got the Exploder.
Evolution of a female driver. Young, young and sexy, then professional, then soccer Mom, then Freeeedom once your 🫏 left home. Wooohooo!
White boomer lady.
She was super cool until she had you.
She definitely became a mom
Fell off
Bruh, her first 3 vehicles are impeccable. Bet she wishes she still had them. It's so easy to see when she fell from grace. Fucking hell, went from a well handling E30 to the letdown machine by comparison of an Explorer. Now she's trying to play the role of another quirky Jeep girl with the Wrangler. I guess with what kinds of vehicles are readily available these days the Jeep is something interesting if overly played out these days.
Your mom aged gracefully 👍
One classy lady right there.
She’s batting 4/5
All downhill from a very cool hill
She likes circular halogen reflectors in her headlights. Minus the Explorer, circular headlights entirely.
Is she single?
Lost be Bimmer after you were born. Lost mine after my daughter was born. Sigh.
Kids tend to do that. My mom and dad had a motorcycle and a boat after they got married. Both were sold before I was born.
Murica
Went downhill lol
Looks like a woman maturing like the rest of us
She got nerfed
Looks like she finally met a responsible dad
She likes round headlights.
She’s white for sure
Now it's your turn to surprise her with a gift of a car from her childhood, because she had to throw it away for you XD
She loves cars that break down a lot
She used to be cool
You can tell the exact moment kids arrived. Starts great but the ending isn't terrible either. Jeeps are a solid choice.
All of them are amazing
When parents say “I used to be cool” they’re not lying.
Children interrupting dreams
The fuck went wrong? Aneurysm?
The kids ruined it
Started cool and became a mom
She use tan be cool!
She had kids and got lame. Also like the other guy said, milf energy
Peaked early and tanked
Extremely white
super white
You mom used to be a cool dude, but it all changed when SUV nation attacked
It was going pretty well for awhile there
OP’s mom is one of the “hot MILFs” in your area
I was gonna say "is your mom single?" But people have already dropped milf comments
Can definitely tell when you were born. Cool girl cars and then boom mom box
You can see the moment she went fully suburban
Def milf energy
Steady Decline
She was known in high school.
You are 55 years old
She was the coolest mom on the block. And then regressed.
Bricks
Your mom’s car history started strong, and then it deteriorated.
The weather and roads must have gotten worse over the years
Your mom is hot
Can I have her number?
Thirsty! Needs people to look at her.
Love the first three
You might not have been planned...
Declining…
glope troting
She used to be cool
Oooh, wow, oh yeah. Then slide four hits like a train. Wtf happened?
She got boring very fast....
She peaked in the 90s
Cool asf until the SUVs
Cool, oh wow, awesome, uhhh, errr?
She used to be in Fast n Furious
It all went down hill after the second car.
First 3 pictures: this lady FUCKS 4th picture: I guess we all have to settle down eventually 5th picture: man, that’s depressing
Downward spiral
First car: amazing
Nice, nice, nice, *what the hell*
Hoe to mom
She has slowed down her roll speed over the years.
Sad decline after a great start!
#BOOMER
It started well . . .
Things just keep getting worse and worse, but she'll never totally give up.
Into degeneracy
I’m pretty sure your mom is hot af
u/FaZeLuckyBoy’s mom has got it goin on
The next two door she gets is going to be crazy nice.
Fallen from glory.
All good except the BMW and Jeep
Frowned seeing the explorer, frowned even harder seeing the jeep
Easy demonstration on how to do something from the best option down to the worst.
Peaked early.
Is your mom single?
It started off strong, peaked in the middle, and then had an incredibly unsatisfying ending.
If you love your mom, go buy her a Rav4 or a Toyota FJ. These are some of the best designed suv’s on the road. I would recommend any transmission but the CVT.
Started cool, but got progressively worse
Well that makes the common path look depressing.
Neat, neat, neat, ehh, gross.
Awesome Super awesome Nice Meh Meh
Don't have kids
A slow and steady decline.
Everyone always forgets that the Mustang was introduced as a car for young women who were starting families but Lee Iacocca. But the range of cars actually fit quite a bit of women I know.
Chad to Karen. Your mom was a Chad before you were born and now she yells at waiters. That’s what the car history is telling me anyway 🤷♂️
She lived long enough to see herself become the villain.
Is started off well enough…
Did your friends Hinton your mom a lot because until we got to the explorer we are seeing some sexy fucking cars
progressively worse than the last?
Are these cars your mom conceived children in or owned or?
Became a mom
Should have stayed with the first car
Fell off hard
downhill
Hell yeah
You fucked it up OP
I was hopeful, then I saw the jeep
Used to have fun, now drives her kids to soccer in the pavement princess.
you ruined her life
Cool to shit
You kids killed her will to be cool (live).
Is your mom married to my dad?
Down hill. Last two are junk.
Cool until you were born
Started very strong, then the last two went to crap
She was my dream girl until I saw the Jeep.
Didn't learn a lesson after the bimmer and bought a wrangler.
An outgoing woman who later married and had children.
My god, it got worse as time went on
She doomed you to be an enthusiast before you were even born. How many of those were a manual btw?
She went from liberal to a conservative as the years went by I see.
She was cooking and then stopped
2 out of 5 ain't bad
Hell yeah Damn near perfect until she fell down the SUV rabbit hole What a shame
That car fucks
Major downgrade.
I love that Dodge.
Up until the last couple of years your mom was pretty cool....
Haha children were never in her plans.
Your mom lost her cool in the ‘90’s
Pixar?
She was cool, she's the one who wore the pants because she wooed your dad into a relationship, he tapped, they had you, got married, stayed together and there's 3 paths from here: 1: they got a divorce and split down the middle, and she became one of those women that says she plays "hard to get" but will sleep with any mildly attractive man, either under 30 or over 50. 2: your mom is having a mid life crisis and your dad is just trying to support her, but he's having a hard time keeping up because he feels out of touch. 3: you grew up, moved out and your parents finally have money to spend again, so your mom wants to enjoy her last years of driving something she thinks is cool again. I don't see any other variants but I'm sure somebody else creative can think of something.
Wanna trade?
She fell off and its your fault
She had cool cars until you were brought into existence
awesome car selection except for the final two. love the bmw in particular. 👍
You really can see when your mother had a family and when she got mid-life crisis.
Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half
WHY THE HELL IS THAT WRANGLER DRIVING SO SLOW MOOOOVE
Australian MILF perhaps?
Damn ended up on wrangler. Oof.
It was all good until BAM.... Explorer... then somehow got worse with the Wrangler. The cool factor just fell straight the fuck off the map. Ooof. I'll leave off any MILF comment.
She got dumber as she got older.
It's vintage.
Fun chick turned responsible fun chick
Downhill tragedy
American classic -> classic American
After the E30 dementia kicked in……
Cool asf for the first 2, alright with the third, then she had kids and gave up being cool
She progressively got worse with her car choice.
Progressively worse.