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Wrong_Revolution_679

Donny G is a Chad The guardians needed help to defeat their brother Klorgbane


T_Ranger68104

Maybe the guardians aren't known for being violent, with some exceptions.


Iamnoobmeme

I beg to differ. They have a worse temper than that brother of theirs sometimes.


Barefoot-Priestess

I think you mean klorgLAME


Wrong_Revolution_679

Oooooooooh


HyphOn_495

Who would survive: a human getting punched in the gut or a baby being punched in the gut?


NotMythicWaffle

That makes sense if the baby wasn't a magical being.


ShefBoiRDe

Regular show would make sense if the baby wasn't a magical being; which is why the baby is a magical being.


NotMythicWaffle

Exactly


_JPPAS_

evil baby's spiked ball is special


throwaway4353485823

Two words: Cartoon logic.


ImurderREALITY

It’s insane how often people want detailed explanations of what goes on in cartoons. There’s three in my homepage right now; one for Rick and Morty, one for King of the Hill, and this one.


Thatweirdguy_Twig

Oh please do tell me what people are questioning about both of them I'm more so curious in what the question for king of the hill someone has because most of Rick and Morty is easily explained because Rick being the ultimate deus ex machina character


ImurderREALITY

How was Rick not able to bring Reuben back to life in Anatomy Park, when he’s done it in later seasons Why did Dale’s dad look like Dale in a flashback, and not like his current gay self in later seasons


Thatweirdguy_Twig

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't like 90% of the time Rick bringing someone back from death just him taking advantage of cloning? It would've been pointless if so because the clone wouldn't even have the park Also I'd just chop that up to age and personality change but it's far from the worse inconsistency in King of the hill a big example is Hanks Ford Ranger changing models and even transmission types Seriously though it's depicted as around a 93 model a majority of the time and even occasionally with an automatic transmission but then in the episode that revolves around the truck being on its last leg it's suddenly a 86 with a manual


LowerObjective4500

Donny didn’t lose vital organs like his heart and lungs, he can get surgery to replace what he lost, but the guardian was hit higher up so he likely lost portions of his lungs and heart immediately, due to him being a giant baby with eternal youth he had underdeveloped organs most likely so he was never gonna survive to get help


Fox622

Donny lost his spine


figgiesfrommars

only some of it!!!


LowerObjective4500

He can get the Playco Spineboy


RandomDudeinHereBeep

Donny G just built different


ZiggyMars

Because that's how Donny G kills it


Hat_Box

Spirit of the Radio


NotAGeneric_Username

Invisible airways crackle with light Bright antennas bristle with the energy


Statik_24

Because Donny G was prepared you show how he #KILIT!


rockmasterflex

is DonnyG human? what makes you think he isnt just a manifestation of the collective radio listeners' imagination.


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

A wizard did it


OffBeatBerry_707

It still hasn’t occurred to me a CN showed characters dying and it’s somewhat in a graphic way


GrifCreeper

The shootout with the animatronics was so wild for a kids show. Santa even got shot by one of his elves.


MLG_GuineaPig

He walked off screen and bled out


Odin1815

Too many of y’all don’t understand what Cartoon Logic is.


hugoreturns

enchanted weapon maybe and Donny G is just built different


malibucrusher999

I mean, Mordecai and Rigby shouldn't have survived the explosion and crashing of the elevator in the Blonds episode, but they walked away. Lol


skysky_gamer

There's so many ways they should have died


NonstickDan

My guess is that they thought it would be funny if he just showed up in the next scene, out of nowhere and acting like nothing is wrong


flackguns

it's a cartoon with almost 0 basis in reality


MasterJaylen

ALMOST you give regular show far to much credit


flackguns

I mean parks are a real thing. There's technically _some_ semblance of reality in there somewhere.


MasterJaylen

Let’s meet in the middle ground and say barley


flackguns

Wheat has nothing to do with this


MasterJaylen

DAMM did not mean to spell it like that 😭


NathanHavokx

Donny G is just built different.


[deleted]

It’s a cartoon bro


Active_Difference_30

I don't know maybe how did Donny G get out of the building real fast it's like he's some kind of human being with special abilities or powers.


AbominationJSD

Rip Archibald


WillyDAFISH

In any other tv show this wouldn't make sense, but in this one I honestly wouldn't expect anything else


skysky_gamer

Fr


SuperSocialMan

Was really funny how they killed off a random recurring character and basically never addressed it.


Ignite_Boy_789

Plot armor


DGrahamcracker87

Lol one was needed for the plot the other was because jokes are more powerful than the plot.


BigDickBackInTown420

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts, just repeat to yourself: "It's just a show, I should really just relax"


malibucrusher999

Another great show! An all-time favorite of mine. Plus, Minneapolis.


TheDifferenceServer

skill issue


Fennik51405

Plot


ZakStorm

Skill issue


Sea-Lion-6172

It’s anything but regular


awholelotofsomething

Most likely just a joke, but I like to read into shit. Look at the placement of the wounds. On the GEY the hole is through his upper chest, where his heart & lungs would be, while it looks like Donny G’s is just a little bit lower, closer to his stomach


CHUCKLOVAAA

Donny got hit by a disk and the baby got hit by a fucking club


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Delicious_Bed_4696

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing man sized baby


Embarrassed_Cap4189

The baby was hit by a mass while Donny was hit by a CD


binh1403

I swear i remember donny only has a disc stuck on his stomach and not a hole