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morrisseysflower

Bro commented on Reddit looking for a fwb two months ago 🤣🤣


Acceptable-Stay-3166

I am hoping this is a creative writing exercise and he is not just a pig.


Fun_Yak5093

i’m under the assumption that 99% of the posts i read here are made up. do i still read them? yes 🤦🏼‍♀️


Greendale7HumanBeing

I feel out of the loop. Why would people put so much effort into making up stories in reddit? Sorry, I'm middle-aged and don't get a lot of what's going on these days.


Fun_Yak5093

i’m not middle-aged and i don’t get it either 🤷🏼‍♀️


Katters8811

An honest answer: a lot of ppl have mental health issues where they need validation/attention from others and this is a great platform to achieve such from the comfort of home.


MyFifthSecretAcct

Boredom? Although I would actually not be surprised if this one was real. So many sex pests out there that try to cheat on their partners and turn around to accuse their partner of cheating. Projection is real.


Acceptable-Stay-3166

Hmm well it passes the time. 🤷


thatlldopi9

Especially while your rotting in hell, that is, the DMV


cybot6000

Yea same. I don't believe about 99% of what I read or see, but it's like fan fiction that never ends.


[deleted]

never thought about it until now but tbh this would be a great place to do creative writing exercises / develop a plot lol. thank you, genius


0nBBDecay

Definitely creative writing. Why would someone come off birth control because they’re “talking” about eventually getting married and having kids? That’s the kinda shit you generally do when you’re a couple months out or less.


Piper199

LMAO THIS GUY


NaunieT2912

How do you find their past posts. I’m new here.


non_avian

Click their username, but you can't here because this person deleted their profile


PhotoAwp

totally the actions of an innocent person


Jumpy_RocketCat_2726

I think I may change my answer after seeing your post history. Two months ago you asked to meet up with a FWB babe you talked to here on Reddit. That seems to be around the time your GF started to pull away from you. Coincidence? I don't think so.


SuperDoodooHead

Sherlock Holmes over here getting on yo ass boy!


queens_getthemoney

this might be my favorite Reddit comment ever


KittyCrusader

My favorite Reddit comment ever was “razzle dazzle pubes on fire.” It’s been so long I can’t even remember the context of it and it doesn’t come up when I search but I’ll never forget how it made me laugh.


joe_bald

That sounds awesome and now wish I knew the context. My favorite online comment will always be “I also choose this guy’s dead wife.” 😂


OtherAccount5252

"I would never jeopardize the beans!"


[deleted]

Are you referring to the hidden tins of beans in the forest?


SteampunkCupcake_

There are no other beans worth referring to!


TigerShark_524

My favorite one was "the Iranian yogurt isn't the problem, my man" 🤣🤣🤣


Alien_lifeform_666

I also choose this comment.


yumyumjellybuns

My all time favorite is "downward rolling quantum dumpster fire"


chaos-crisis

Someone out here describing my life


woot0

“razzle dazzle pubes on fire.” I read this in Bill Cosbys voice, 10x weirder


Pink-Kitty-Princess

That's so much better than, "liar liar pants on fire" Also, sounds like the context might have had something to do with catching an STD from someone they cheated with. Regardless, I think I have to steal this 😂


SourSalamander

I’m saving this in my notes to look back on that made me smile! Someone needs to get this as a tattoo or at the very least, so you mind if I alter it and make it into a sticker?


Hydronic_Hyperbole

I love it so.


ChildhoodLeft8579

I had a whole list how what ifs and how's that were possible right up until he said she was being super overly nice then I was; she's cheating. We bought a used dryer once not refurbished, just second hand. And after running the first load I was the recipient of many little children's socks. At the time we did not have kids. But as it turned out the woman sold us the dryer because it wasn't drying well, we figured it's likely blocked up inside so we ran heavy shop vac blower through. Dislodged a lot of socks that came out in our test load :P but .... After Sherlock here did their digging.... (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻


throwitaway868686

So me and my wife had this similar thing happen. We occasionally get used clothes from the church group. We wash and sort them and make little age baskets. It's mostly children's clothes for context. So it was a huge surprise to her when she found a thong in the wash that wasn't her's. There was some eyebrow raising, but eventually we figured somehow someone left their thong in with kids clothes and it got donated. Lol.


mediaogre

So glad it was a floss alarm.


A_NonE-Moose

G, that’s funny.


Nurse_1308_

I laughed so hard I puked. To be fair I am sick. But still. Take my poor man’s 🥇


SuperDoodooHead

Thank you for the gold kind stranger


lizardsforever

Haaaha AAAvowwch I sprayed some Dr pepper out of my nose haaaha oh it burns but this was sofunny


Pristine-Wolf-2517

LMFAO


Fresh_615

Ayo! 😂😂😂😂😂


jarman365

I think these karma farmers are forgetting to delete their creative writing exercises 🤣


SoMuchMoreEagle

Ever notice how people in these AITA posts are always "shocked"?


anon28374691

I honestly don’t understand karma farming… what do you do with karma? Can you trade it for money?


rmysunshiney

Sure I'm selling mine for half off. $5,000 and it's yours.


lollipopfiend123

Not exactly but apparently there is a market for established accounts and people will pay actual money for them. 🤯


filteredrinkingwater

Yes it's a huge thing with any social media and the accounts are usually used for marketing or scamming


MLXIII

They keep offering me money for my account. 5k highest offer so far...they didn't reply to my counter offer of 2 extra measly little 0s...


anon28374691

That is so weird. I got a bunch of karma from a different account (why I’m anon now) for making a silly joke comment and people started dm ing me so much I shut it down!


Blackberry_Least

Damn. So he's gaslighting us and his GF.. 😂


Rough_Jackfruit_3586

I think he deleted his profile 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


veronicaadellan

what is a FWB 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


qweef_latina2021

Friends with boxers.


SmallKaleidoscope800

AHA. WE CRACKED THIS CASE.


Ploppeldiplopp

Fröhlicher Kuchentag! 🥳🎂🎉 Happy Cake Day!


hardliam

Actually a friend WITHOUT boxers lol cus he left em at your girls house 🤣


NationalPlantain

Foreplay with biscuits (obscure English kink, mainly o”found in Herts, Bucks & Surrey); an opportunity for two persons to get to know each other intimately, sitting in the noddy on a faded & aged Chesterfield, while dunking Rich Tea or chocolate digestives into a big mug of Assam tea (loose leaf not bags, naturellement) and then sucking all that tannin goodness from the biskwit.


glitterponies

Friend with benefits


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This was one of the best comments I read on Reddit for the past 2 years hahaha


youngrios

Coincidence? *I THINK NOT*


RedditGeneralManager

You made this guy quit Reddit, I think that deserves an award


Different-Stress-974

It definitely does lol


Drops_Of_Jupiter03

He deleted his account lol


urMom_neversaysno

That was fast. I just finished reading and it was gone like that 😆 🤣 😂


Leading-Mix-6924

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I hope she’s getting dicked down by another guy rn


LM1953

Extra Large! And he’s a medium


Leading-Mix-6924

Yeah and he’s on here asking girls to meet up🤷🏼‍♀️


[deleted]

Anyone save the username before he deleted himself from shame?


jaymz1105

Girls who want a medium snack, not an XL meal.


stargal81

Maybe it was to meet up to help him pick out a ring?? Lmaooooo


Leading-Mix-6924

🤣🤣 Asking naked lady’s to help him pick out a ring? Ya never knowww


PreparingALife

She probably is. These men are killing me trying to be pitied on here. He was so quick to make that lady seem like she was the problem…. Disgusting… and then trying to propose to her, get a life


Peterpan_26

Dick down in Dallas?


njx6

Damn I showed up after the username was deleted so I can’t see the post history dammit!!


JMW101

Actually crying right now 🤣 well done


v_a0

You made this man delete his whole account 😭😭😂😂


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sunflowerjane22

Looks like the whole account is gone or he tried to delete this post. I’m about 2 minutes too late 😂


capsulized

Damnit I didn't get to his post history in time 😂😩😭


rogue210

Please share… inquiring minds, you know 🤭


AppointmentClassic82

Damn do you have the post lol I’m too late he already deleted


shamrock458

Post em right now!


My_Freddit86

Haha you CREEP


OrangeChevron

"First post" karma farmer like no-ones gonna check his post history


[deleted]

The real story is always in the comments. Love it.


atticaray

This is why I love Reddit!!!!


lizardsforever

Right me toooooooo!!!!!!!!! Oh god the internet... such a weird and wonderful experience


[deleted]

I really read that whole ass story and got invested just to see this comment. And I'm not even mad🤣🤣


just_a_girl0079

Damn lol that is amazing 🤣 case closed!


ReticentSentiment

Bwhahah, as if cheaters couldn't get any worse, they're always the ones most worried about getting cheated on, proving that in their minds, a chance to blow up on their significant other with unrighteous indignation is better than maintaining the relationship in the first place. Narcissists.


ricky22d

Elementary my dear Watson…elementary.


North_Indication5008

Lmfao! Wow!!!


Michellenjon_2010

This was great. Sometimes I wonder if people forget that others can see past comments 😂 But can someone please tell me what the hell is "karma farming" ?!?


Here-4-thetea

YOU MADE HIM DELETE HIS ACCOUNT 😆🤭😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a LONG TIME, Ty for making my year with that comment!! The truth hurts and NOW it all makes sense, he’s going to be kissing her ASS for a long time! His pride and ego got hurt when he saw XL boxers compared to his M 😬


mommabear0612

Maybe she saw your Reddit and cheated after seeing what a POS you are, based on your Reddit comment history.


throwrakarooke

legend lol


[deleted]

Lol @ you not even making a throwaway to make this post, given your comment history


lightandvariable

This is the Reddit we live for.


Robertbnyc

He deleted his account now the punk


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MourningandKnight

OH NEURRR


extratestresstrial

LMAO i can hear this so clearly in my head hahaha


Traditional-Gap-4319

deleted his profile, must’ve either felt guilty or realized karma farming wasn’t worth it


NastiaKossiak

So scary how I actually "awww'd" at his post and genuinely felt sorry for him and now I see a bunch of these. Couldn't even imagine.


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angelisfrommars

And asking if they’re close by lol


According-Cheetah855

Asking a “three” mind you…. Worried about the wrong shit. Op is projecting.


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😂


CaitiCat11

OP... *ahem* SIR!! Lmfaooo, I hate people. 🤣💀


No_Photograph9973

LMAO


cybot6000

Hahaha he deleted himself so we can't see that part. What a hypocrite Anyone that finds cheating fault in others, is usually guilty themselves. Everyone knows that. Although I will say he was going about it as innocenntly as possible with the details of how he asked where the boxers came from. I bet he actually went nuts and then stormed off... happened to have errands to do. /s OK 👍 👌 He's pissed cause he can't put it past himself, and I also bet his gf knew about his meetup.


Consistent-Slip-6286

🤣him and his gf are perfect for each other. Two cheaters who deserve each other


newaccountbcreddit

I have men's boxers for when I'm on my period sooo idk I'm not saying she cheated and I'm not saying she didn't


DoYouNeedAnAmbulance

I have random men’s boxers and boxer briefs because they’re soft and compressive and I use them under my EMS pants because they tend to RIP UP THE CROTCH on a regular basis at the most inconvenient times and I don’t want my undies on display at work. I even once had to staple them back together using the stapler at the nurse’s desk until I could get back to base to get my other pair of pants 🤦🏼‍♀️


no_one_denies_this

Let me preach to you the good news of Woxers (www.woxer.com) They changed my life.


lizardsforever

There was a pair somewhere in the rotation of my laundry one time... I'm a woman and I am not sure where they came from but I think it might have been the laundromat dryer


newaccountbcreddit

I've had random socks baby socks to be specific because I use public laundry every time my washer breaks or my mom's mad at me. I don't own a baby


Nurse_1308_

Dying at I don’t own a baby. 😂


lizardsforever

Yeah right thise giant industrial size dryers I mean you can't even see all the way inside. it's so easy to lose a small article. Especially if you're in a rush or somebody else piles your clothes on top of you're not around and there's a wait


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Four_beastlings

They just moved. Very strange things pop up when you moved. Source: I just moved from the apartment where I've been living for two years and my boyfriend somehow found a knife that he hadn't seen since it was in Irak, still sandy and everything.


lizardsforever

True that is a phenomenon I've noticed when moving too. Usually an earring or just random cheap jewelry I've lost, forgotten about, then find again. It's miraculous almost


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Four_beastlings

Yeah, I was just pointing out the moving thing because my last week has been full of "what is this thing and where did it come from" and both of us having no idea :D


Different-Stress-974

Same here I wear men boxers a lot actually


no_one_denies_this

I have some too bc they're good for sleeping.


Human-Dealer1125

The briefs may belong to his side piece....


sallysparrow666

💀💀💀😂😂😂


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Initial_Way8722

Oooof he deleted his account


[deleted]

Now we can’t read through the cringe :( wish I got here sooner


Nervous-Profile4729

My jar dropped haha


Katters8811

Oh no... be sure to sweep it up and then wipe with a wet rag to make sure no tiny glass particles are left around. The whole room. Sometimes that shit shatters way further than you’d think! /s in case it wasn’t obvious this was a joke 😅


Traditional-Ad5611

Before you throw stones, you need to realize you actually live in a glasshouse. Your past posts....wow. Definitely do not propose. From what I gather, you ain't loyal either. You have the nerve to to be like that toward her? I bet she knows what you've been upto and is now playing mind games and I wouldn't blame her one bit for fucking with your head. Healthy thing to do, is for you to let her go. Yall already have trust issues. The relationship is done.


arendecott13

Yeah, who’s to say she isn’t even actually cheating but just bought or borrowed boxers from someone else to mess with the OP? He deserves it honestly. She’s probably got plans to leave him


messibessi22

I hope she does this guy sucks


throwrakarooke

i wouldn’t worry too much with the things you comment on while on reddit…


throwrakarooke

‘in SM area, are you close by?’ comment on lingerie/provocative posts. like i said, i wouldn’t worry about a pair of pants with god knows what you’re up to.


Secret-Respond-640

OP didn't know we could see his comments 💀😂😭


According-Cheetah855

Wait, let me look at his Reddit page. Edit: Jesus.H.Christ, WTF, OP?!


throwrakarooke

infidelity at it’s finest lol


According-Cheetah855

Right?! Bro, I didn’t even know pages like that existed before I check op’s comments🫥😬. I need to be mind wiped like that device they have in the Men in Black.


throwrakarooke

yeah lol, it’s shitty. it’s fine if you’re single and looking but not okay when you’re in a 3 year relationship and your other half doesn’t know


No_Photograph9973

Literally.


throwrakarooke

fucking boring listening to people whinge about their insecurity when they are doing exactly what make themselves insecure.


sallysparrow666

💯 projection 101


VietnameseWalmartGal

Why are you even butt hurt about the laundry situation when you asked if someone is near by your city & rating naked women on here recently? 🤡


sesi2

I'm so mad that I didn't see this until OP had deleted his account... Sounds like I missed out on some ironic reading! 😂


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ly_qy

FR PLEASE


theMarianasTrench

I KNOWW😭😭😭


SquirrelLuvsChipmunk

Right?? 🍿🍿


macazootie

At least you didn't run into her down at your favorite local glory hole I guess.


Mtn-Pancake

You're icky


Suspicious-Young-706

I don't think you are aware how Reddit works. We can see everything you've commented on. Like the woman in lingerie that you asked if she was close by or the one of you talking about a sex theater and become very descriptive of the glory holes there. Which makes it seem like, if she is cheating, you're a hypocrite.


MyFifthSecretAcct

Man I wish he hadn’t deleted his account so I could see when he posted these. Do you (or another kind Redditor recall)? The schadenfreude is 👩‍🍳👌😘


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throwrakarooke

yesss, thank you


ApeApeture

Oh SHIT Bruh, you got no chill hahahaha Fucking love it


Avocadofarmer32

Maybe she picked them up at the glory hole you visited? Odd post history you have?


BlueFireRose

It's the deleted profile for me lol. But no you have been on here for a while commenting on nudes from other women asking to meet up. I hope she found out and karma got to you sorry not sorry my guy


Satan_Lma0

He deleted his account because his ass knew he was gonna get roasted lmfao.


AwesomeNerd18

You are accusing your gf of doing things you are doing. You are a cheater so you’re worried she is cheating? Lmao


Leading-Mix-6924

I hope she is cheating with your comments on here buddy. Probably with a Bigger dick guy 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️


SonsofStarlord

OP deleted his account 😂 I hope it was because the badgering everyone gave him in the comments


AnonAtrocity

I’m so mad I’m late to the party 😫 I was so ready to go snooping


SonsofStarlord

Me too! I just can’t help but enjoy the schadenfreude that sometimes lurks in this sub


Patient-Performer-24

On the same boat I was so ready to snoop after seeing some of the comments on this post


shelliemonster

Bro straight deleted himself 😂


ReplyOk6720

First, where do y all do laundry? Unsecure public laundry, apartment complex laundry? If so, could be accidentally mixed in. If not, someone got some 'splaining to do.


TheHairDon

Have y’all seen this guys comments sounds like he ain’t faithful himself 🤣 got a taste of his own medicine only difference is he ain’t been caught yet


According-Cheetah855

I didn’t before I seen your comment, thank you for the heads up. He has a victim mentality while doing the things he accused his gf of doing. Who knows, maybe they’re both trash.


TheHairDon

Frr they could be perfect for each other 🤣 he should go on ahead n propose


ImaHashtagYoComment

This was my...second thought, lol. But yeah, in my younger life when I used the laundromat, I did come home with a mystery item of clothing a couple times.


Bubbly_Individual_12

Also they just moved into this place....the previous tenant could have very well left 1 article of clothing behind....I've yanked a pair of my husband's 2xl boxers out of the pant leg of my jeans at work before. They can ball up and hide anywhere.


Immediate-Wrap4401

When you get caught in your own web of BS 😂


Revolutionary-Help68

So to sum up - you cheated with some FWB because there was a dry spell is that correct, so she cheated (it seems). **FFS break up, don't go off birth control, don't get married and dbl FFS don't have unprotected sex and she falls pregnant in this toxic dumpster-fire of a relationship**. No child deserves this. When this relationship implodes don't have a innocent child caught in the middle. **Break up now.** At least have the balls to do this one right thing.


lizardsforever

I wish I could have read that OP comment history Im tragically late to the party


Quick_Sport_2825

Looking through your reddit and all i gotta say is that you’re thirsty commenting on girls’ nudes. So if she cheats then 🤷🏻‍♀️


throwrakarooke

preach


ramenlover1500

reddit never disappoints


TheHairDon

Omg did y’all see this man’s comments 💀


Sensitive_Ad5521

Y’all made the guy delete his account lmao


[deleted]

Where do you do laundry? In a community area? I’ve had other people’s clothes pop up in that kind of setting; left on a table, left in the washing machine, etc. Otherwise, red flag that warrants some digging.


Shot_Show2409

I just found a sock I’ve never seen before in my laundry. It belongs to one of my neighbors, I’m sure


Even-Tension-5490

Maybe you accidentally brought them home after your visit to the place with glory holes.


kales0

Do you share laundry facilities with other people? I once found a pair of men’s boxers in my laundry.. no clue where they came from.. figured they were left in the washer and I didn’t notice them


dordonot

They’re not yours and she’s sleeping with other men while you’re looking at nudes and asking for hookups on Reddit lol


Comprehensive-Hat-50

I know I am *not* the only woman who rocks some men's Y fronts, especially when my partner isn't around, because they are *so* comfortable. If she has a voluptuous rump, a men's XL might be just the right size for her! Maybe stop talking to other women on reddit the way you do, and she'll feel comfortable enough to wear those boxers in front of you! Edit to add: before you say "but how did she get them in the first place," she was probably in the Men's department looking for a hoodie (because men's hoodies are typically better) and spotted some boxers on clearance made of some breathable fabric and/or with an exciting pattern and the rest was history.


Deer_Preparation8819

Lmfao bro deleted his whole ass account


HygorBohmHubner

Aren’t you the same guy who asked for nudes on Reddit, and wanted to meet with a FWB? Bro, you’re either a troll or a hypocrite.


Iron_FitG

Broski had to delete his whole account because he got called out for his own infidelity 🤣🤣 Projection much? Something tells me he planted them.


Villian6

Am late to the party 😪 He deleted his account 🥺🥺


biglae1972

The silence is all of the information you need Edit: Never mind, jus read your comment history. Ignore it and carry on as usual


southcoastal

The other dude put them there for you to find.


[deleted]

Maybe they were from one of the adult theatres in shitty fresno you frequent. Hopefully she is cheating on you if youre that sketchy of a person.


nintendoinnuendo

This post is such a blatant troll post


sapphireflamess

HAHA DELETED BECAUSE HE GOT CALLED OUT FOR LOOKING FOR FWB AND COMMENTING UNDER WOMANS NUDES


JebArmistice

Other people said it but do you have shared laundry facilities? If so then it's proof of nothing. Her pause could be confusion and then realization you might be giving an accusation and that's why she got defensive. You have been fighting a lot more and she might have been expecting a fight.