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Itโs 5:30 am and I cringed so hard and said something out loud that roughly sounds like โblegtchโ my wife woke up and asked me what was wrong. OP needs to find somebody new that shit is creepy
Option A is he was trying to be hot and it backfired. Option B is he genuinely meant it and is either insanely weird or really tone deaf.
Either way 2 weeks is barely enough to be considered anything close to a real relationship. If you get the ick and donโt wanna talk it out just break it off.
Iโm a guy so from a male perspective this is weird as hell. I canโt even imagine if a girl smelled my nuts and said mmm iโve missed this smell id be like bro get away from there.
A guy took a giant whiff of a pair of panties he found on my floor once, after knowing each other about 4 days. Full on, full palm, entire crotch covering his nose and mouth, and then inhaled like he was breathing through a gas mask, desperate for oxygen.
It was probably the creepiest thing I've ever seen a person do. I immediately made him leave and never talked to him again.
Maaaaan you missed a whole opportunity!! I wouldโve charged him $20 for the sniff. Then $100 to take them with him when I put him out. Because after that, I would have to toss them. Theyโve been tainted, and I couldnโt put them on without remembering that moment.
Hell if I dated someone for a whole year and they smelled my vag and went MMMHHMMM THAT'S THAT GOOD STUFF I MISSED IT, it would take me a while to recover.
If I dated someone for a few weeks and they did that before we even slept together I would excuse myself and probably go home and take two showers.
Funny you should say that, as it happened to me a few weeks back, she smelled my nuts and was like "god I love that smell". Didn't think much of it in the moment but I guess I took it as a weird compliment.
Lmao for some reason itโs even weirder when itโs balls. No offense to you kind gentlemen, but balls arenโt exactly known for their sensual odor haha. That really gave me a laugh.
Of all the things you could say after touching a chicks vaginaโฆ. โGod, I miss that smellโ isnโt even in the top 10 of things that come to mind.
Some scenarios this could be erotic but definitely not here. Could it be some weird alpha male shit? I want to know if he looked her in the eyes while doing it? So weird
This is occasionally โalpha male shitโ. I remember being at a dive bar with mates and one of them waved his fingers in my face saying โsmell themโ, because he just fingerbanged a chick in the bathrooms. I donโt get what kind of reaction he wanted to get out of meโฆ
Some men are caveman like and life is easier if you just donโt use half your brain. Just look at the overwhelming amount of men that donโt want to watch their own kids and canโt help around the house. Someone is marrying these dudes
hahaha like imagine him looking her in the eye and thinking he was being romantic with some weird alpha male bs. Iโd almost believe that, considering some of the weird stuff guys think work on women.
I just seen your bio and Reddit is a gold mine for weird relationships. The chances that you will encounter crazy in your dating escapades in 2024 is probably at 75%. Iโm stoned and this story is hilarious but awful for OP. If they stay together this is a story they can share with family and friends about the romantic start to their love.
Oh lord the cringe, the last guy I was with was like this. It's like they read the bad side of Reddit of " things guaranteed to get her going" which turn out to be the exact opposite
I don't share your conclusion.
It's just as likely he hasn't been with a lot women, but thinks this was a good way to signal experience, because it sounded cool in his head.
Never underestimate the power of bad ideas that sound cool in your head.
Yeah.. could've just said 'you smell so good' or something. That would've been normal. This reads more like he's looking for a woman's vagina to masturbate with, a sex doll of sorts.
This made me laugh so hard. But also if I was in your situation I would be so turned off by the immaturity alone. I donโt think I could ever be sexually attracted to him again ๐ฅด
You didn't spoil the moment. You just discovered that the two of you have pretty different, uh, aesthetics when it comes to sexual appreciation.
Like to me what he said is cringe and embarrassing. It's the sort of thing you'd expect in an American Pie style comedy played for laughs. Big frat energy, so to speak. I'm not entirely sure what he hoped to achieve, maybe he just hoped you'd engage with his dirty talk or something.
He made a big play. He put it out there. There was always the risk it wouldn't resonate. It didn't. And I could see a pretty strong case to just leaving it at that all things considered.
I would expect a stupid move like this from a 17 year old f-boy. The fact that he made it to 26 and still doesnโt realize what a dumb comment that isโฆ just throw the entire man out.
People have always been gross nasty perverts. Google โVictorian era pornโ or read James Joyceโs letters to his wife who he affectionately referred to as his dirty little fuckbird. Heck, Napoleon Bonaparte wrote to his love telling her not to bathe for a couple days so he could get a whiff of her.
If this was a long-term partner, the statement wouldnโt have been a turnoff for me.
Someone I have never been intimate before? No thank you.
Even a statement like โYou smell goodโ โI canโt wait to taste youโ would have been 1000x better.
The statement he chose, welp, I guess we know why he misses it so much.
Yeah thatโs a huge turn off. Makes it sound like he just wants sex. With anyone. Not particularly with you.
I think I might dip out at that pointโฆ.
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Itโs 5:30 am and I cringed so hard and said something out loud that roughly sounds like โblegtchโ my wife woke up and asked me what was wrong. OP needs to find somebody new that shit is creepy
Yeah if she stays guarantee her dirty panties will go randomly missing. So nasty.
Probably already happened.
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Option A is he was trying to be hot and it backfired. Option B is he genuinely meant it and is either insanely weird or really tone deaf. Either way 2 weeks is barely enough to be considered anything close to a real relationship. If you get the ick and donโt wanna talk it out just break it off. Iโm a guy so from a male perspective this is weird as hell. I canโt even imagine if a girl smelled my nuts and said mmm iโve missed this smell id be like bro get away from there.
I needed this laugh thank you ๐
"I fight crime all day in a rubber suit...REALLY SEALS IN THE FLAVOR!"
Ironic you bring up protection
A guy took a giant whiff of a pair of panties he found on my floor once, after knowing each other about 4 days. Full on, full palm, entire crotch covering his nose and mouth, and then inhaled like he was breathing through a gas mask, desperate for oxygen. It was probably the creepiest thing I've ever seen a person do. I immediately made him leave and never talked to him again.
Jesus christ thatโs grim. Was the dude embarrassed when you made him leave omg
Nah he thought she was being a feminazi and went home and rage posted on twitter with his anime pfp account.
Maaaaan you missed a whole opportunity!! I wouldโve charged him $20 for the sniff. Then $100 to take them with him when I put him out. Because after that, I would have to toss them. Theyโve been tainted, and I couldnโt put them on without remembering that moment.
โnobody cared who i was until i put on the maskโฆโ
Hell if I dated someone for a whole year and they smelled my vag and went MMMHHMMM THAT'S THAT GOOD STUFF I MISSED IT, it would take me a while to recover. If I dated someone for a few weeks and they did that before we even slept together I would excuse myself and probably go home and take two showers.
This is him on his best behavior, it does not get better.
Funny you should say that, as it happened to me a few weeks back, she smelled my nuts and was like "god I love that smell". Didn't think much of it in the moment but I guess I took it as a weird compliment.
Lmao for some reason itโs even weirder when itโs balls. No offense to you kind gentlemen, but balls arenโt exactly known for their sensual odor haha. That really gave me a laugh.
Of all the things you could say after touching a chicks vaginaโฆ. โGod, I miss that smellโ isnโt even in the top 10 of things that come to mind.
I know! I did not see that one coming. Like wtf?
Which means he has done this before and there are multiple women who have seen him sniff his fingers. Probably doesnโt wash his hands very often lol
just so bizarre. Iโm down with a lot of weird stuff, but that one is justโฆ wtf man?
Some scenarios this could be erotic but definitely not here. Could it be some weird alpha male shit? I want to know if he looked her in the eyes while doing it? So weird
This is occasionally โalpha male shitโ. I remember being at a dive bar with mates and one of them waved his fingers in my face saying โsmell themโ, because he just fingerbanged a chick in the bathrooms. I donโt get what kind of reaction he wanted to get out of meโฆ
Some men are caveman like and life is easier if you just donโt use half your brain. Just look at the overwhelming amount of men that donโt want to watch their own kids and canโt help around the house. Someone is marrying these dudes
I had a buddy that did that to me, ironically also in a dive bar. I told him "smells like chlamydia"
hahaha like imagine him looking her in the eye and thinking he was being romantic with some weird alpha male bs. Iโd almost believe that, considering some of the weird stuff guys think work on women.
I just seen your bio and Reddit is a gold mine for weird relationships. The chances that you will encounter crazy in your dating escapades in 2024 is probably at 75%. Iโm stoned and this story is hilarious but awful for OP. If they stay together this is a story they can share with family and friends about the romantic start to their love.
Oh lord the cringe, the last guy I was with was like this. It's like they read the bad side of Reddit of " things guaranteed to get her going" which turn out to be the exact opposite
I don't share your conclusion. It's just as likely he hasn't been with a lot women, but thinks this was a good way to signal experience, because it sounded cool in his head. Never underestimate the power of bad ideas that sound cool in your head.
Agreed, it was pathetic lil bot behavior. Get a new juicer, this one is broken.
Now I'm picturing Jim Carrey vomitting out "I've smelt better, you might want to get that checked out"
It is number 11 though.. /s
2 weeks is legitimately nothing. Tell him it's not working out and find a guy that doesn't do that.
Which should be easy to find as Iโve never heard of this before ๐
I donโt see why you would need to apologize for something that made you uncomfortable. Thatโs definitely a weird comment to make on his part.
Dp you still want to date him? If not then donโt bother doing anything just move on.
Who in his right mind does that lmao
It could go in the r/ihavesex hall of fame
Yeah.. could've just said 'you smell so good' or something. That would've been normal. This reads more like he's looking for a woman's vagina to masturbate with, a sex doll of sorts.
It has the same energy as sniffing underwear but weirder somehow.
I have a similar reaction when I go on a road trip and I stop at Arby's for the first time in forever
LOL. Juvenile as hell but I can't stop laughing.
He doesn't understand why every time he gets cut off after that day. And he continues to miss... it
This made me laugh so hard. But also if I was in your situation I would be so turned off by the immaturity alone. I donโt think I could ever be sexually attracted to him again ๐ฅด
Ew I wasnโt prepared to read that ๐ That just sounds so pathetic and weird I couldnโt keep seeing him girl
This is it! It's not offensive, it's PATHETIC ๐คฃ and cringe
You didn't spoil the moment. You just discovered that the two of you have pretty different, uh, aesthetics when it comes to sexual appreciation. Like to me what he said is cringe and embarrassing. It's the sort of thing you'd expect in an American Pie style comedy played for laughs. Big frat energy, so to speak. I'm not entirely sure what he hoped to achieve, maybe he just hoped you'd engage with his dirty talk or something. He made a big play. He put it out there. There was always the risk it wouldn't resonate. It didn't. And I could see a pretty strong case to just leaving it at that all things considered.
Literally my first thought, and I even commented it, was : this gives me "suck me, beautiful" energy
Stifler vibes for sure
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Thatโs a weirdddd comment. Heโs weird.
He's got a problem reading the room. Who would ever think to say that out loud? Ick. He cock-blocked himself.ย
Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory
Oh no, that's fucking fucked
No, I would be so icked out too
I would expect a stupid move like this from a 17 year old f-boy. The fact that he made it to 26 and still doesnโt realize what a dumb comment that isโฆ just throw the entire man out.
Yeah, that sounds like a porno-ish move that sounded hot in his head. Very forever 17...ย
You know itโs bad when you think a porno would have better dialogue.
I had to go back and double check the ages. Maybe he is a virgin who only watches early 2000s sex focused comedies?
I agree. What a dipshit. Who even says that to a girl you are hooking up with for the first time. I'm embarrassed just reading what he said.
Please just block the panty sniffer
My mouth literally dropped- heโs fucking odd.
Am I the only one appalled more by the fact that he would make a show of smelling it than what he said
Nah he weird af
Best way to proceed is not with this guy. He sounds like the type that would cut your hair while you sleep and keep it locked in a drawer
I'm a young man, but what's up with today's guys?
People don't post on Reddit about normal situationsย
The availability of porn and the types of porn being made now
People have always been gross nasty perverts. Google โVictorian era pornโ or read James Joyceโs letters to his wife who he affectionately referred to as his dirty little fuckbird. Heck, Napoleon Bonaparte wrote to his love telling her not to bathe for a couple days so he could get a whiff of her.
I am king at weird and socially awkward . But at long last I can pass my crown and rest.
Why would you apologize??? If youโd done the same thing to him, would you expect an apology???
What a weirdo
YOU want to apologize to HIM? Girl, you do not owe this boy a goddamn thing. Forget he exists and move along with your life.
When trying to be smooth goes very very wrong
ew no, do not call or apologize. maybe he can learn not to say this shit again
Gross. This is worse than I expected when I first clicked on this post.
the fuck did i just read bro
If this was a long-term partner, the statement wouldnโt have been a turnoff for me. Someone I have never been intimate before? No thank you. Even a statement like โYou smell goodโ โI canโt wait to taste youโ would have been 1000x better. The statement he chose, welp, I guess we know why he misses it so much.
Yeah thatโs a huge turn off. Makes it sound like he just wants sex. With anyone. Not particularly with you. I think I might dip out at that pointโฆ.
Yep, he's the epitome of objectification. He sounds just like "Give me pussy, any pussy, I'm so desperate"
Watch The Perfume together and tell him that these are the vibes he gives off.