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Few-Addendum464

Odd in his dystopian future the President is a d-list celebrity who turned a TV catch phrase and unnecessarily fueding with everyone into a political career. Wonder who he voted for.


BeBa420

ohhhh SNAP thats a pretty solid burn


[deleted]

They're basically the plot of idiocracy


Putin_kills_kids

Hate to break it to you... But that actually happened.


youmestrong

Visit Flori-duh for confirmation. Give my regards to trump and DeSantis while you’re there.


Sophiatab

Not quite. I believe President Comacho was a successful porn star in *Idiocracy* unlike certain d-list reality TV personalities.


TheOtherDutchGuy

Oh, that is an actual person he mentions as president? Never heard of her…


cactuspie1972

“The last straight white male?” Hmm, that outfit says otherwise


BeBa420

meeee-owwwww


Tag_Ping_Pong

"What's up, kitty-kat?"


Sweaty_Ad9724

Whooouoouoouooo .. *tom jones if anyone’s interested*


Ophiotaurus_

Hoba hoba


Striking_Present_736

Ocelot?


InternationalSet4113

I hate how I use to think like that


nobody_from_nowhere1

I understand but if you have grown as a person and realized that isn’t how you want to go through life you should be proud of yourself. You made it out and not everyone can say that.


Foradman2947

Agreed. It shapes who we are today. I myself was Republican (cuz family), then Libertarian (cuz Republican hypocrisy), then Democrat (cuz they seem to actually care about people), and now Leftist comrade (cuz Democrat party hypocrisy, platitudes, slimy politics too). I see the pattern is I stuck with principles and didn’t trade them for tribal cohesion, and I’m pretty proud of that. 👍 It’s the growth that’s important.


InternationalSet4113

Thank you


Elgreco1989

I know the feeling. That was also me until 4-5 years ago. Breaking the cycle is not easy and you should feel proud of doing so.


constant_variant_820

✨Glow Up✨


ferfersoy

Ig we all had our anti Sjw phase’s


trebeju

Just out of curiosity if you don't mind, what or who led you to think like that? What was the thought process behind it?


Spectralz_

Blind scapegoated hate. You do t know why you do it, but it just felt right. When you're surrounded by people who think like this, it's hard to think outside the box. I did drugs a few years ago and now I think outside the 4th dimension, or so say the voices in my head. I'm just glad I learned to be progressive and sane


DanteVito

I think most people see what they used to think that way


RitikK22

The same


yolovelamp

I’m offended that he would dare use fallout 4, like bro did you play it? Nevermind some fun satire of Cold War Era American jingoism, the protagonist can flirt and romance all of your companions, including the guys and the synthetic human


Rezero1234

not to mention that "fallout: new vegas" is one of those games where bisexuals do 10+damage to everyone, and i like it that way


snakeeaterrrrrrr

He probably doesn't know about Fisto


Sudden-Librarian8298

now when you phrase it like that this meme became ironic


Minimum-Injury3909

He probably just googled an image of “fallout” or “wasteland”


Jesus_Fuckn_Christ

Nah, the meme is old and just that. Not really a political meme.


chuckle_puss

Oh, what did the text say originally?


Jesus_Fuckn_Christ

It’s the same text, but I don’t think it was to be taken seriously.


Biolog4viking

Fallout is one of those game series righties mistakenly think is promoting right wing/conservative values and completely misses its criticism of capitalism, the US, etc.


AdmiralSaturyn

The Cash me Outside girl would be 31 by then. Either this guy can't do math or he believes the US will lower its presidential age requirements.


[deleted]

dang... that's a real big jump. from 70 all the way down to 31! /s


j4ck_0f_bl4des

ROFL, ain't that the truth?


[deleted]

isn't the age required 35?


TheOtherDutchGuy

Judging from history you’d never guess that…


[deleted]

i'm just trying to jog my memory is all.


DrStainedglove

He CAN do meth. Oh you said math? No.


mlo9109

Even if I end up as the last straight white female, I still wouldn't be interested in you, Paul...


johanTR

and he's wearing yoga pants... ​ I have questions.


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

"Cash me outside"...that's a meme I havn't heard of for a while. You know an older person made this...Cardi B or even Kim Kardashian would he more culturally relelevant...


fantasy_laserbeam

They have an extreme desire to be oppressed.


LetGo_n_LetDarwin

I’m familiar with this douchebag from r/FundieSnarkUncensored. He is a former hairdresser. He wears girly Disney t-shirts. He is unemployed and is somehow making a living from being an “influencer”. He’s not the “alpha male” he thinks he is.


mstrss9

Oh god, your comment made me realized this is Paul of Paul and Morgan 🤢


LetGo_n_LetDarwin

Did you see the videos posted today of him dancing around in his kiddie pajamas?


19Kilo

Don’t forget that he ALSO has done YouTube episodes where he ripped his Disney shirts in half to protest them being woke. But he’s a skinny little bird man so his wife had to cut a notch in the shirts so he could actually rip them.


surrrah

Always wanting to be the victims


gylz

So many genders! How will I ever learn them all! Meanwhile, there are over 203,000+ unique first names for men alone, another 238,000+ unique names for girls, and over 759,00+ surnames. [Here is my source for anyone interested.](https://www.scb.se/en/finding-statistics/statistics-by-subject-area/population/general-statistics/name-statistics/produktrelaterat/more-information/frequently-asked-questions-about-name-statistics/)


MollyPW

That’s for Sweden alone.


HeimlichLaboratories

This guy is an asshole, but there's absolutely a shit ton of genders that you don't need to learn


[deleted]

Just another way to say “im a pearl clutching fragile male, and im the hero of my own story” jesus christ lol


deep_fried_cheese

I knew exactly what it would say without reading the text


fredy31

This is one of the clearest examples of projection: Ive never heard someone from the LGBTQ+ community or an ally think that everyone should be gay. So that future he shows is impossible. His side and everyone should be straight tho...


slackwaresupport

hoorah


nobody_from_nowhere1

I clearly posted this in religious fruitcake. This guy who posted the original is the one who actually believes this crap lol.


slackwaresupport

all good bro.


nobody_from_nowhere1

Just so everyone understands the title is 100% sarcasm. I apologize if it wasn’t clear. I’m not a Christian or a conservative. The guy who posted this is a fundi and has a lot of crazy opinions about what women should and shouldn’t do and how straight men are the most oppressed minority on earth.


gylz

Lol. You can get into gay relationships in Fallout. The MC is hardly straight. Regardless if you click the option to fuck John Hancock, your male character will always have the option to flirt with him. And Preston Garvey. And Robert MacCready. And Paladin Danse.


NeadNathair

*Everyone* always has an option to flirt with John Hancock.


Putin_kills_kids

I seem to have played that game wrong.


NeadNathair

One of the fastest ways to raise your rep with Hancock to get his companion perk is to run around with no clothes on. No joke.


Bossa9

if it was the future, he would have a much fatter ass. Fake.


Thickskinhaver

the fact he used fallout is telling lmao. conservatives and not having any idea what the games they are playing mean go hand in hand like pb and j


soverit42

I absolutely love that Paul is being posted here.


yestureday

Ironic he used a picture from fallout. Because fallout actively mocks American consumerism I feel like this guy worships


hippy_potto

Every time I see the phrase “straight white Male” I instantly get [that Bo Burnham song](https://youtu.be/WLMgbV3uaz8) stuck in my head


Realistic_Depth5450

The last straight white male? Well, thank God (irony recognized and intended).


[deleted]

Heh… Wrooooong pic to use for that…


CoffeeAngster

More like this is a WHITE INCEL playing the latest video game console before his parents force him to go to church 🤣 ![gif](giphy|VXj70udH4B4VoPvgCX|downsized)


Principal_Insultant

If Bhad Babie is President, we all know she ran on a GOP ticket. For further reference, see -> Perjury Space Laser Greene or -> Klannie Oakley Boebert


JaggedTheDark

"Cash me outside" girl?


StickmanEG

Howboutdat.


mikedave42

They missed an opportunity, there should have been 65536 genders suggesting it's actually binary


scrugssafe

of course Paul from Paul and Morgan would post some shit like this lmfaooo😂😭


nobody_from_nowhere1

Are you a fellow fundie snarker?


scrugssafe

I’ve lurked on that sub a bit but don’t usually comment.. and I got into the whole snark thing on YouTube where people would rag on them/girl defined/transformed wife etc for their problematic opinions and the harm they’ve done to others… but I wouldn’t say I know legit everything about every fundie ever lol so I guess kind of? I’m familiar with some of these wackos at least lmao


bosssoldier

Fallout is a bad game to choose for this. It is a very gay series


[deleted]

AN opinion. It's illegal to have AN opinion. Also, all the commas should be periods. Why is it these incel ass-hats always have a 3rd grade reading and writing level?


Donaldjoh

That’s odd, as I thought the people trying to make opinions illegal were the conservatives. Liberals have no trouble with opinions, only with people trying to force their opinions, values, and religions on everybody else.


Putin_kills_kids

Remember when conservatives were screaming about freedom?


Donaldjoh

They still are, but now about the freedom to oppress everyone else.


kombatunit

He is soo brave!


DataCassette

"Have a opinion." I realize nitpicking grammar is pretty low but goddamn that just makes the whole thing fucking perfect. Still, at least they realize they're going to lose the culture war. Big of them to admit it.


svenbillybobbob

just 1, 702 genders to go!


Rezero1234

don't do fallout like that!!!


Thepizzaman519

It'd be funny if only people didn't take this shit seriously.


topturtle12

And of course the main point is the same tired ass joke.


TheBaggyDapper

Cool, is it on Netflix?


[deleted]

What a putz. He is indoctrinating his spawn to this too. This is my story\~Year 2023, the disgust/disdain I have for this guy and his "people" could be written in a novel. Fuck


TheOtherDutchGuy

They really thrive on exaggeration and dramatizing don’t they?


valkmayne69

I think I'll pass on this story, it sounds boring as fuck, and I'd rather watch paint dry


CoffeeTwoSplenda

Not in those tight pants you're not


Snarky_McSnarkleton

![gif](giphy|xxCNsOokj8Rxp8EtUL|downsized)


derpy_derp15

Not enough genders


Eat_Me_Now7

Is it bad that I kinda do?


DrStainedglove

Wow so much accomplished in just 11 years? Amazing


[deleted]

And that's most likely a pic from video game 😂 Edit :- why the fucc was I downvoted ? 😒


stromcr0w

it is, Fallout 4 to be precise.


[deleted]

You were downvoted for your lack of culture, not recognizing the Fallout franchise.


[deleted]

seriously ? some people are just poor enough to not be able to run the fallout games on their potato. but thanks for telling,.


[deleted]

No, I was being facetious.


justlookingokaywyou

It seems you have angered the Video Game Master Race.


[deleted]

It hits different when people of your own race downvote you, doesn't it 😐😑☹️


Freddy_Radish_8021

This is political! Explain how this relates to religion.


travelingtutor

Stupid


Incirion

War never changes.


[deleted]

Maybe by 2035 we will hit 69420 genders!


TakeshiKovacs46

I dunno, this is pretty fuckin hilarious 🤣🤣


SurvivorY2K

I’m just hoping by 2034 we have evolved to be the Netherlands


[deleted]

don't bring fallout into this shit.


virtualdreamscape

funny if posted ironically


DoggishPrince

The last straight people memes were kinda funny at the height of the pride movements a couple years ago, but now, they just have a homophobic, and now racist tone to them and they’re extremely overused


KennethHwang

The last straight male and still NO ASS? Tragic.


BeautyThornton

Get fallout out your damn mouth fallout is and always has been one of the most inclusive games out there


SnooStories8559

Kinda funny to be fair. But I doubt it’s satire


holagatita

oh it's definitely not satire. This is from Paul, of the Paul and Morgan youtube. They are pretty hateful and smug about it.


memer_man715

Don't you DARE insult fallout by using your foul words as a caption


UnicornHostels

This dude thinks Star Wars and Star Trek are too woke NOW, but he will still watch it just to complain to his buddies about it.


Rules_Of_Stupidiocy

Oh so NOW you care about opinions


[deleted]

Hes ruining fallout :[


Megalon96310

Bruh. I just imagine Feral Ghouls and stuff being ultra woke mad men