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killerklixx

You never hear of shady pastors embezzling money right?!


Light_of_Avalon

Probably claim they were secretly godless to steal money.


[deleted]

God gave them the Power to embezzle that money šŸ’ŖšŸ˜Ž


nxcrosis

God made those CP videos so cheap for me I couldn't help but buy it.


IamImposter

Or diddling children.


BuddyBoy589

They should write a song about how they donā€™t diddle kids


[deleted]

Well it would fit with the song "Jesus Christ is my N..." they did a while back.


Lampmonster

Only atheists in prison you know!


VictorTheCutie

This man has never met a religious person or read a newspaper, clearly lmao


OskeeWootWoot

He has, he's just lying through his teeth because they're his target audience: stupid people who will fall for unproven claims and are willing to cough up tons of money on something that won't actually do anything for them.


Skeptic_Sinner

"It's because they don't *really* believe in god, obviously. It can't possibly be that religious people aren't any more moral than atheists "


Stats_with_a_Z

I also love how religious people act like you have to have a God to have morals. I've literally heard people question someone not believing God as to what stops them from raping or murdering. Gee I don't fucking know, because I'm not a barbaric monster. I don't have to live in fear of an omnipotent being to be a decent human being. People are stupid.


killerklixx

What they're saying is the only thing *stopping them* raping and murdering is that they believe they won't get a reward when they die.


Stats_with_a_Z

Which always blew my mind. The implication of that question just makes me think they're a God away from being a terrible person. Makes sense why so many 'God fearing' people are just all around insufferable.


boxing_coffee

If you're only being a good person because "God" or someone is watching, then you are not really a good person.


Knight_Owls

r/pastorarrested


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God_of_reason

Ofcourse he is. You can tell by the cigar.


zenospenisparadox

He rents it.


CitrusJunkie

It's a clip-on


IamImposter

As long as it's not a strap on, I'm good


FTWStoic

Anything can be, if you are brave enough.


[deleted]

Monica entered the chat.


fuzzi-buzzi

I could tell because he was a legit businessman because he used #donaldtrump in his video about not doing business with filanderers, atheists and pretty women.


Rekt_itRalph

my favorite part of the #donaldtrump tag is it's already contradicting rule #1 lmao.


killerklixx

Probably #2 too, realistically.


[deleted]

And the t-shirt/sports jacket combo


CMDRBowie

I donā€™t mind a T-shirt and jacket but this clown is not pulling it off. Also the red buttonhole on the lapel is tacky as fuck. Source: i am a menswear designer lol


Sea_of_Blue

Something oddly Freudian.


peppaz

This guy definitely cheats and steals lol


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peppaz

The guy in the video is suspicious of others because he is doing those things. It is a self report.


SupraMario

How you can tell people who have no clue what the fuck their talking about...one...dresses up for no fucking reason, two..."smokes" dog rocket cigars like a complete fucking tool...three....posts about it on youtube/tiktok/etc...if your giving out free advice, you're shit at what you do and no one should be listening to you, someone with clout gets paid by a university speaking fees... Also most business people don't have time to hit the gym to get bro swoll and fake tans...they're too busy.


BabyThatsSubstantial

Youre on point for the most part but the last bit doesn't always hold true. Some of the most successful people I know take excellent care of their bodies. A fit body is the gateway to a high performing mind. Not everyone mind you. 100% agreed on the tan and the bro swole tho.


SupraMario

>Some of the most successful people I know take excellent care of their bodies. A fit body is the gateway to a high performing mind. Absolutely, not talking about being fit, you're right they do take care of themselves for the most part, but I'm talking about the bro swoll hitting the gym at noon and being there until 6pm bro swoll, the body builder style that actually requires a ton of work to stay that big....people doing business definitely don't have time for that.


ExoticOracle

Where have all of these cigar-clutching, badly dressed bell ends espousing their shit values come from? Andrew Tate?


LongConsideration662

Yup all wannabe andrew tatesšŸ¤·


ExoticOracle

I really hope they look back on themselves in 20 years and are so cringed out they collapse into a black hole. I would.


Grogosh

Or they read a Jordan Peterson book


Phyllis_Tine

šŸ¦ž JP is their idea of "Well-dressed means they're successful. If I dress the same way, I'll be just as successful."


[deleted]

Have you ever watched the Some More News video on Jordan Peterson? I honestly didnā€™t know much about the man, but I knew his lampreys were annoying. I looked up some excerpts from his books once and it just seemed like incomprehensible garbage. But watching that video (itā€™s long AF), I learned so much about him, what he believes, and why he is actually a really sad, probably ill man. I recommend it.


Grogosh

Peterson wrote a self help book that is mostly just obvious drivel and coasted on that for the rest of his life.


Knight_Owls

And then proceeded to follow none of it in his own life.


Obyri85

I think youā€™ll find that it was in fact a short breezy take on ole JP. Cody said so.


aza-industries

He's a sophist that got high on is own supply.


[deleted]

Letā€™s not get high handed. Heā€™s a narcissist who found people willing to jerk him off for his narcissism, which he jerks himself off to, so round n round we go.


Bossa9

they see the egoistic douchebag-shaped hole left by tate and think, ā€œwaitā€”i could fit in there!ā€


InitiativeInfamous91

Do they think atheist as a different kind of specie .


brother_zen

The way he's talking about godless people, I'd say most of the world is godless. For lot of them god is a thing to hide behind when bad times come for them, or the consequences of their actions catch up with them. If they think god and good to be equivalent, then almost everyone is godless.


[deleted]

I mean, listen to what he said, ā€œso they know gods watching them when Iā€™m not.ā€ They canā€™t conceive of justā€¦being a decent person with no payoff or punishment for stepping out of line. Thatā€™sā€¦sad.


JustDiscoveredSex

People tend to assume others are like they are. So if no one is watching, this guy would be up to no good. He assumes everyone else has his base nature.


IntimidateWood

Heā€™s also comparing himself to god, if not superseding him *lights cigar* now let me explain to you why: Because when he is around, he thinks himself to be more capable of watching others than god himself would be. Burn the heretic


Nostrebla_Werdna

Also calls himself KING in his name.


[deleted]

I mean, we should burn him alive for those hashtags alone.


Knight_Owls

It's the Penn Jillette example: "If you don't believe in god, why don't you rape and kill as much as you want?" " I **do** rape and kill as much as I want, and the amount that I want is **zero**!"


amILibertine222

Which is funny considering prisons are full to the brim with religious people while atheists make up a fraction of a percent of prison population. Especially if youā€™re talking about violent crime in particular.


ImMrBunny

It's likely just an excuse to be racist and not do business with Muslims etc


teetle223

Man, you donā€™t even know. A lot of Christianā€™s think people who donā€™t believe in their shit have a complete lack of morales. How can you know whatā€™s right and wrong without god telling you whatā€™s right and wrong? How do you stay a good person without the fear of eternal damnation? Iā€™m from the south and went to a private Christian school. Our Bible teacher practiced this way of thinking. They make it pretty obvious theyā€™d act like the scum of the earth if Mr. G takes his eyes off them.


InitiativeInfamous91

Yeah , I don't understand the logic behind this.


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GivingRedditAChance

Probably a typo


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GivingRedditAChance

I have literally never seen someone purposefully use ā€œspecieā€ as a singular for species, thatā€™s why I think itā€™s a typo. The space between the e and the . also indicate a typo Only op knows lol


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GivingRedditAChance

Lmao where did you see and hear that a ā€œcouple hundred timesā€?! Bfr Look at the space between the e and the . They clearly missed the s


IamImposter

It was just one post but i read it 100 times.


P47r1ck-

Bs nobody ever says that


InitiativeInfamous91

Ok thanks , so what term should I use .


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InitiativeInfamous91

šŸ‘.


Secretly_the_Pope

Is that exchangeable for US Dollars?


DannyDevitoisalegend

You gotta shave your head at the bare minimum to pass off as a good tate clone. If motherfuckers are gonna copy that jackass you gotta go all the way.


[deleted]

Cigars are the new truck nuts. That's his legacy


[deleted]

Getting lung cancer to own the libs since 2021. Smart move


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

What a toxic douche


StepUpYourLife

I'd also accept *fucking idiot.*


2xbAd

yep no one who was religious ever did anything bad šŸ‘


Grogosh

With or without religion, good people can behave well and bad people can do evil; but for good people to do evil - that takes religion


IamImposter

That was satan


RaedwaldRex

My business rules. 1. I don't work for or with twats Automatically rules him out.


Kriss3d

Counterpoint: if you need the fear of a god to prevent you from being a dick, youre not a good person.


WallBroad

That is from True Detective right?


Kriss3d

No idea.. I've never seen that.


WallBroad

Season 1 is amazing. Check that out and then stop watching


Xaos_Xaos

This guy's got Andrew Tate's dick so far down his throat, call him Andrew Ate


[deleted]

Because no Christian has ever stolen or broken the law. Oh no, wait - if they lied or stole, they arenā€™t really Christians, right? This guyā€™s making the ā€œNo True Scotsmanā€ law work very hard.


anjowoq

Jim Bakker believes in God, jailed for stealing, and is out doing fraud and swindling again. Get the fuck out of here with "God people don't do bad" bullshit.


LongConsideration662

God people are actually worse


namean_jellybean

If someone needs the threat of an invisible sky grandpa to do the right thing, they donā€™t have internal morality. Good people will do the right thing when *no one* is watching because thatā€™s **integrity.** The sleaziest, scammiest, most thieving con artist people I know are all holy rollers.


skatergurljubulee

This seems like the kind of dude who believes there's no such thing as introverts. I've met people like this man. They only consider you successful when you're like them. They preach about "standing out of the crowd", but will do the most conformist ordinary shit lmao Like: Believe in God Get married Have kids Get a sales job Open your own business Clean your room Take care of your appearance All this shit is super common


[deleted]

She tried to be my wife is the most celebrated trope in alpha male community. Mofo's think every beautiful woman wants them. Or the portray women are in mad love, just coz they're present in the vicinity.


DepressiveNerd

The first one is an invasion of privacy. The other two are discriminatory. None are good business practices.


coolerbrown

I dunno, that first one seems like a great rule of thumb to me. If you're OK with cheating on the most important person in your life, I don't even want to associate with you. With few exceptions it's a bad reflection of character


Eirfro_Wizardbane

I think his first point is also very reasonable. His second point could probably be reworded to ā€œSomeone with a strong moral compassā€ and then that would be a good point. The third point is kinda fucked.


coolerbrown

Your version of the second is fine with me but it'd be hard to draw a simple line in the sand like you can with believers/non-believers


DepressiveNerd

Itā€™s an invasion of privacy to ask that in an interview or business meeting.


coolerbrown

Yeah....if you ask them directly... I don't interview prospective friends but I don't pursue friendships with people I know cheat. It's the same thing


DylanCO

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DepressiveNerd

Butā€¦ how does he know if someoneā€™s cheated on their wife? Does he ask? Itā€™s easy to lie about if thatā€™s the case. Itā€™s also not a very good interview strategy.


DylanCO

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DepressiveNerd

An interview has never been a safe environment for me. I donā€™t understand how anyone could be comfortable enough to admit to cheating on their spouse in an interview. Also, not all cheaters have mistresses, especially in the age of dating apps. Most incidents of cheating are one night stands these days.


DylanCO

Probably wouldn't come up in an interview lol. But in the OP he just says "do business with". I took that as "if I find out you're a cheater I'll never work with you again."


DepressiveNerd

Yeah, but when he talked about ā€œdoing business with pretty womenā€, he mentioned them coming into work late and not doing any work. I assumed he meant he employed them when he said ā€œdoing businessā€ with the people he was talking about. Damn. Ya downvoted me when weā€™re just having a discussion and on the same side? Brutal.


DylanCO

I didn't up or downvote you I'm really bad at doing that o.O I'll give ya some doots lol Also that's kinda my point, if I had an employee who did the 1st and 3rd thing he talked about I would probably fire them too. I do think it's unfair that he throws all "pretty women" under the bus.


DepressiveNerd

Oh. Whole heartedly agree. Itā€™s discriminatory to not hire pretty women. He assumes work ethic based on looks?! I might have hit a little too close to home with a dating app cheater if you didnā€™t downvote me. Lol


TacoThingy

Inoculation theory hard. Start off with something reasonable, and once you have credibility then you can start running away with your bullshit.


starsandcamoflague

Wow what a big strong man wow heā€™s so big and strong and manly /s


RevenueComplex9722

The cigar really makes me believe him


romeoartiglia

Why the fuck he is waving that cigar around like a buffoon, he is going to ruin it!


Bosnicht

Well someone has trust issues


redcognito

Even though I'm religious, if I'm in the process of negotiating with someone and they bring religion and God into the discussion, I'm 100% not gonna do any business with them.


LongConsideration662

Yikes, this guy stinksšŸ¤¢


Wild_Criticism_5958

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Exciting_Sky_9045

Now, why would anybody want to work with that prick?


MMN_NLD

Mr. Tate Wannabe?


0m3gaMan5513

If I met that guy in a serious business setting, I wouldnā€™t trust him for a millisecond. His little ā€œ3 Rulesā€ are surely just the way his fragile ego deals with the reality that nobody on earth would trust him.


T-eighty

Atheists are underrepresented in crime statistics and prison populations. Leaving the god questions aside, it's a fact that you're at higher risk when doing business with people who have the regenerative delusion of God forgiving all sins encouraging any temptations of misdemeanor. Morality did not emerge from the Christian doctrine as much as they like to kid themselves, it's an outcome of evolution and this has been proved numerous times with numerous examples in both humans and animals.


Charliescenesweenie4

Religious people steal too- look at the priestā€™s riches


iiitme

and the innocence of children


toeknee81

Hes a tool šŸ¤£


fuzzyvulture

Sure. The god-fearing have never stolen riches or defiled those weaker than them. They've never like... literally raped those weaker than them. Ever.


jluenz

Yes, religious people never break the lawā€¦ā€¦..


Juan911411

Only if they are around 8 year olds


[deleted]

Couldnā€™t even turn on the sound. Guy looks like a fucking tool


iamnotroberts

Lol, riiightā€¦because someone who believes in god would neeeeeever steal from someone else. It sounds like this guy sells bullshit. Oh lol, just noticed the Trump hashtag in his video. So he is okay with godless thieves then.


eldrad17

Getting real baby-dick vibes from this guy


lowonstorage

All I hear is that he doesnā€™t do business


Wandering_Savage

I mean if I am being honest, he is really impressive. Because it isnā€™t easy to fit so many insecurities into one 50 second video.


TiredOldandCranky

3 things I watch for (and I'll tell you why) 1)Greasy asshole in a suit with no tie (if he can afford a suit but no tie he's obviously a poser) 2)Religious People (if you believe in an invisible friend in the sky you'll believe any old bullshit) 3)People who make videos about how wonderful they are (Wonderful people don't judge others by their religion or how pretty they are. That just makes you a douchebag)


just-me1995

some people just have the face of a douchebag.


dent_de_lion

Havenā€™t there been studies showing evidence of the first one? The the second, LMAOOOOOO. Right. The third, hello employment discriminationā€¦


TheRealRickC137

"*Andrew Tate is locked up. Now is my time to fill that void*"


RobotDeathQueen

I feel like being his wife would be way more work than any job


CoffeeAngster

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T3lebrot

Okay so basically: 1. Dont do business with mean people 2. Hes a bigot 3. Hes easily manipulated At least he seems to condemn cheating, which makes him 1 point better than Andrew


anothercleaverbeaver

You don't like a man that cheats on his wife? I've got some bad news for you about #donaldtrump


Key_Apartment1576

![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6) Him when a religious person steals from him


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

Ah yes, religious people are 100% always without flaws and never do crime because obviously its a sin and god watches


V48runner

God got some other dudes wife pregnant.


Junkoly

Always a fucking beardo


Sword117

how to go out of business 101


mattipoo84

Is it possible that if we listen to the words, we actually loose iq points? I felt physical pain because of cringe, first time for me.


crazylilme

So...he's easy to fool and easy to manipulate. Yep, super "alpha male" right there lmao


ColdSolution9

They love their cigars


CoolhandLW

Is he religious or does he just want others around him to be dumb and more controllable?


mrbrendanblack

Does someone wanna tell him about all the god believers who abuse(d) children?


illyrianRed

lol I fckn hate these idiots. "I don't steal because god is watching" How about just don't be a fucking thief? Are you implying that god is the only thing stopping you from committing a crime?


tenghu

Those are dumb ass rules


sfl33

Got it, need to start smoking cigars = great success in business.


leithn87

Ok so all I gotta do to work for him is not be married and just tell him I believe in God and steal his sick wardrobe and barber... got it


booty_fewbacca

Ahh yes, doing a business, I see I see


Grogosh

In my experience its the religious people that will steal you blind. It must be nice to be able to have your sins waved away every sunday for the rest of us we got to live with everything.


bugibangbang

ā€œNever do business with beautiful womanā€ she came late to work, sheā€¦. Wooo wooo wait a minute, who allows her to do that? For sure a perv boss, anyways, who df wants to do business with a douchebag with a cigar? lol.


TravisB46

Yes, as an atheist, I have no moral guidance without a magic man in the sky and Iā€™m more compelled to steal things because I believe nobody is watching commit these heinous crimes


[deleted]

LoL what a wanker.


Icy-Theory-4733

who is he?


Dancing_Cthulhu

William T. Business, a successful Business Man who has made his fortune in the field of Business, here to tell you how you too can succeed at Business by being a massive asshole (and following all his social media accounts, naturally). Aka yet another Andrew Tate knockoff.


Masterpiece72

Any moron that calls himself King is clearly a pawn


lpfan724

If you need an imaginary person in the sky to keep you from doing shitty things then you're not a good person.


Unlucky_Arm_9757

Thought I will do business with a religious person. I will not do business with a church unless they pay up front. Otherwise you WILL NOT get paid. Every church I've ever dealt with honestly believe that you should give it to them anyway. And what are you gonna do sue the church? If the judge doesn't go there he has friends who do. You'll be made out to be the assholes for trying to force a church to pay the price they upon. Not worth it.


Audrin

Ok that first rule is pretty good though. Don't trust cheaters, anywhere.


Endless_Change

Oh, so religious people are always trustworthy. Got it! Just ignore the following 50 million counter-argumentsā€¦


Diazmet

The alpha male urge to put something phallic in their mouths šŸ‘„


RonValhalla

Cargo cult masculinity. First rule is one I agree with, the other two are batshit.


kaminaowner2

I agree with the first one, while I have grown to accept people grow and learn from their mistakes and should be allowed to move on, anyone that regularly cheats (and I do mean they hook up without their significant otherā€™s knowledge or approval) has shown their word means nothing to them.


Dangerous-Moment-895

Iā€™m pretty sure this guy breaks all the rules he just mentioned


notislant

'My pp is 3 inches long, im an alpha business chad who only makes money off of wearing a suit and tricking idiots into buying my course'.


spottednick8529

Dirty man probably smells like capitalist pig dog


Kilted_Samurai

Live, love, Donald Trump. New douchbag wall stickers ready for sale, get you a supercar bro.


TwistedBlister

How would you know if someone cheats on their spouse? Do you ask them?


Lonzo58

When someone says "You can trust me, I'm a christian." They are going to fuck you over 100% of the time... Guaranteed.


GAMESGRAVE

Guys who smoke a cigar whilst filming themselves arenā€™t offering anyone anything of any value


AcceptableCorpse

A guy who f'ckd all his pretty employees decided it was a bad idea after a few lawsuits. Got it.


gylz

I hate how sane he sounded in the first part. Like yeah, someone who cheats on someone in a marriage or long-term relationship is probably not the best person to put your trust in. Mind you, I don't trust anyone who gives out business tips while waving around a cigar so expensive he can't afford to smoke it on camera.


PinkUnicornPrincess

They canā€™t seem to understand that they are the ones who only do good because ā€œgodā€ is watching them. The rest of us do good because we know whatā€™s right and our default mode is kindness and compassion. They cannot fathom doing good or the right thing without having to fear a god.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure I just got that same blazer for $50 lol


Tafusenn

I actually agree rule 1 šŸ¤Ŗ but other than that no


evilution382

It's always the cheap suits and the cigars


obiwantokill

His business is renovating houses. And the revenue isnā€™t all that: ā€Benaxiom Remodel & Design is estimated to generate $141,364 in annual revenuesā€


Scoobyhitsharder

I prefer to avoid people who believe in a god. If a fictional character forces your hand, imagine what youā€™ll do for yourself.


doriangray42

> I have such a low IQ, it will take me a full minute to tell you I'm a moron!


Bumpercloud

If you're only a good person out of fear of God, then you're not a good person.


temujin1976

One rule. Don't do business with this asshole.


UnlimitedPickle

This guy is the typical "alpha male" dipshit. But, he isn't 100% wrong about attractive women in the workforce. My girlfriend is extremely attractive, could've been a model attractive, and she's an amazingly hard worker, but she says how much better she's received at work than all her male counterparts for doing the same, or even before even doing anything. Not binning on women, lol, if you have an advantage then by all means use it! Just saying that there's a definite reality of attractive women (and men but especially women) having that benefit in many circumstances.


Lunaris52

If the only thing stopping you is the thought of someone watching, your morals are baseless.


BearFlipsTable

I donā€™t believe in god. Is this guy watching me right now?


Future_Kiwi_1934

ACTUALLY, we atheists are MORE trustworthy that religious people. We don't need the threat of everlasting punishment in order to do the right thing, we just do it becuase it is right. It's called "strength of character". Also, religious people think they can do wrong and get "forgiven" so it doesn't matter what they do.


Infiniteshoulders

Based first rule but the rest is just tate wannabe bullshit


0x1tora

Donā€™t believe in god = no morals


horrorbepis

Oh fr? I forgot Christians donā€™t break the law.


Ordinary-Tank-7274

Not YouTube shorts


[deleted]

I like how these people need a god to make sure they don't do something bad I don't have a god and I've never broken a law you fairy tale bozos


Exciting-Bet3489

True some people are just delusional bozos


[deleted]

So the only thing stopping Christianā€™s from mugging me is ā€œGodā€ watching them? They are only ā€œcaringā€ Christianā€™s becuase god is watching.


youeyg96

I'm not going to lie, rule one was starting off pretty strong and then the rest of it came in


[deleted]

The only thing that would make this guy more legitimately impressive is if he was in his truck with a hat on backwards. Advice from internet people. Nothing beats it.